#which is just great

[plushchimera]

dentists should stop asking stuff like, why it's been so long since your last check up? why didn't you come earlier? you know you need to do this regularly

fr what do u want me to say. it's been so long because it costs money.

[all-too-unwell-13]

i'm about to start (continue) reading lockwood & co for the first time in like months

[aroguexenolith]

I messed up x_x

We couldn’t find any eclipse glasses so I said, just a glance it’s ok. And looked at the sun bare-eyed. And now my eyes hurt. Why did I do that…

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

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[dessa-banks]

If you've got morbid curiosity and aren't averse to either people being purposefully really edgy or to discussion of suicide, I think the website of the Church of Euthanasia is genuinely really interesting. Like, I don't agree with like 80% of what they're saying, but they're so genuine and intense about it that it's fascinating to read about

[anna-scribbles]

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

[theswizzle16]

i had to weigh myself to check the weight of my bag for the flight and now i remember why i don’t do that 🙃

[diazdnconfused]

Today I am the mom I frowed up cat

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[nashilayladragneel]

I have a thing for traumatized men who turn out to be okayish father figures.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[housecow]

lol I hope you weren’t under the impression that the dress was hiding how ill fitting your bra was….

i’m not really worried abt that bc imagine these in that dress. if you’re at my height or taller than me: YOURE WELCOME

[fjordfolk]

new jacket new jacket new jacket

(sad spart sad spart sad spart)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[twilight-zoned-out]

The Ken dance is so magnificent because it’s reminiscent of the Golden Age of Musicals when there would just be artful dance sequences for no reason other than the director wanted to have one.

[vulpixelates]

i know it will never happen but i so desperately desire an origins-type playable backstory thing in all games but especially veilguard. i feel like it added so much depth to origins and made you feel instantly connected to your character in a way that gets lost in games like inquisition where you fill in the blanks as you go except for the bare basics. like, i do enjoy the freedom to willy nilly decide where a character was before the events of the story from a creative perspective, but the playable origins were just so good! especially when you go back to where your warden is from and can engage differently with the arcs there