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god-i-hope-so · 4 months ago

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Just a reminder that Aisha Hinds and Kenny Choi have been following Lou Ferrigno Jr on Instagram for a while.

#lou ferrigno jr #aisha hinds #kenny choi #bobs want to make a point saying jlh followed then unfollowed lou #which is apparently not true #but also once again ignoring the poc when it's not supporting their hate campaign #only to use the white woman as a proof #without proof #they're so tiring

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worstloki · 8 months ago

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there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall #that was all Odin #Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own!#that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own #Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved #like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault?#THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too #the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki #even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent #call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh #you get the point #people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall #when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there #because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ??#Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation #that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc.#Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on #even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin #which he did when he had some guard inform Odin #that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him #focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that #you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr #twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale #you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm #and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him #sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.

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s4ndg3m · 2 months ago

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i had fnaf on my mind today. really wanted to draw bonnie and then that extended to the entire fnaf 1 gang. if anything's hard to read just ask for some plaintext in the comments

#bonnie's been my fav since day 1 #sometimes i'm like “nahhh im not a true og in any fandom” but like. yeah i am #the other day some kid told me i was an og fan of tally hall because i got into them thru flipnote before tiktok was a thing #and i've been a fan of fnaf since mark uploaded his first vid #which is ! apparently qualification enough to be an early fan!#makes me feel old.#some kids i met a while ago didn't know who shrek was and THAT made me feel old. but also how do you not know shrek #that was off topic annyyyywaayyyyy onto some real tagging business #labyposting #labyart #my art #digital art #art #fnaf #fnaf 1 #fnaf 1 fanart #fnaf fanart #fnaf foxy #fnaf freddy #fnaf bonnie #fnaf chica #foxy the pirate #bonnie the bunny #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #five nights at freddy's #fnaf art #five nights at freddys #fanart

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wonder-worker · 4 months ago

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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.

#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville #my post #Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power #It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not #I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard #There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions #And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it #Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century #You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not #Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist #(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess #She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual #contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios #and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE #despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England #This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments #of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York #(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT #that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless #I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent #ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me #just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...

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3-aem · 8 months ago

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im bored of animal crossing will be drawing gj again will be mental illness-ing once more.

#women make less than men because we dont know how to ask for more!!!!!#and thats so fucking true my ex manager had to coach me how to ask for more #and then i entered the call and went oh u want to give me less than what i asked for great okay sure love you bye #!!!!!!!!! *looking at myself in the mirror* i hate u #the noise my cat makes when hes frustrated #or really really excited i cant tell which is which anymore #my ex manager is also like lawyer core #ie not a lawyer but loves reading contracts for some uknown reason #and he was pointing out all the stupid phrasing #and i was sitting there like sir to be completely candid i do not even comprehend what the line is saying #let alone what it is suggesting and its implications #apparently when you get those emails like this is confidential dont share it!!!#u can u can like totally share it its not enforceable #the sender even knows its not enforceable they just put it there anyway #what are you gonna do with that info heck if i know!

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bowtiestash · 4 months ago

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artfight attack for @garnetdawn

#blood #gore #eye strain #body horror #artfight #artfight 2024 #ermmm i hope this is the right way to tag these things #i dont wanna show up in gore tags necessarily but apparently puttin in slashes makes it so the tags cant be blocked properly #thats what ive read somewhere anyways. which was years ago. dont know if thats still true now #i aint gonna risk it #bowtie's stash #press q to continue

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maeamian · 5 months ago

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Seen a meme goin' round Al Gore's internets the past few days talking about average income if you exclude the top 1000 or whatever Americans, and its math sucks and is bad and is also wrong. You should not take it as fact just because it's in a meme format, it uses data that simply does not seem to meaningfully exist and to the extent that it does, relies on mixing up means and medians repeatedly and interchangeably.

#Boy it'd be upsetting if that were true or whatever #And it's not like wealth isn't concentrated in this country #But also this is simply not based on anything resembling a fact and if you have data to disprove me I welcome it #The one with the blue haired anime girl getting more and more distressed #Apparently in the original anime she's super bad at math so it's in character for *her* I guess #But like...#Somehow they managed to actually exaggerate wealth inequality in this country #Which is kinda impressive but not in a good way #Anyhow I do not think that whatever constitutes 'our side' here should be willing to tell ourselves comforting lies #Or demonizing lies #Depending on the exact process you deploy them towards

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bittasol · 6 days ago

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clarazz are so strong if i was (vaguely in love with and) slightly possessive of my best friend and the whole world was obsessed with him (like i was) id crash out 😭

#m!ik #ameri chima vine shiida mephisto? whos next henri?#not to mention eiko purson and lied 😭 (who really i mention specifically bc they apparently kin him which is soo funny. also they make up #boku trio together! though if we were making a list list im not sure id add em a tier above any other misfit…)#not all romantic obsession to be perfectly clear^^ but they all wanna stand by irumas side the same 😳#ameri and chima who want to stand by iruma romantically and academically/socially/powerwise…#vine and eiko too but theyre like. gag characters ik we’re a comedy series but everything surronding these two is a bit so im #putting them in the same adjecent group of side characters who are crushing #shiida who wants to be his family #mephisto who wants to be his righthand man/royal advisor/wants to make him king #(again misfits in general but lied and purson i single out bc. boku trio / young king duo / music duo u get it #id group bachiko opera balam and maybe even kalego with these other guys but… mmm #mmm bachiko certainly loves her student and opera/balam/kalego are all protective over iruma in their own ways id argue that when u compare #operas his family. bachiko is his master #kalego and balam are his teachers and his familiar/the first person he told his secret to #theyre all (seemingly) satisfied with their closeness with iruma/comfortable with their relationship as it is. theyre secure #the list above are all sorta Longing for something more #they want to be important to iruma #theyre not satisfied! they want more! and the story specifically centers around this idea for an arc or two or many #which btw i love i think iruma deserves having so many people who want to be close to him and who admire him #omg i forgot kirio HELLO…. hes…a little differently obsessed.#lets group him by himself but near the ameri/chima and eiko/vine section if u know what i mean #(note: its been a while since ive read chapters with shiida in em but from memory i do think she sees iruma as a little brother-#which is such a specific bond to long for; i think she wants to be someone he trusts first #followed by someone who can protect him followed by someone who he can learn from)#demons are selfish; i think its really sweet that theyre all pretty respectful of how iruma chooses to spend his time esp for being demons #cuz guess what! irumas selfish too. a true demon. he wants more and more and thats kinda what its all about #tldr everyone wants to stand next to iruma; clarazz (who stand next to him as his soulmates) have feelings about it lol #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun

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unordinary-diary · 3 months ago

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Blyke and John: the Followup

In my last entry, I pointed out the similarities between chapters 249 and 121, but I had hit the image limit and wasn’t able to embed screenshots. I got around this by linking the chapters, but this is probably my favorite parallel, and to do it justice I think I need to really put them next to each other.

(121) (249)

It’s the same fucking scene but backwards and in a different font.

They’re the SAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!

This was definitely on purpose. Shit like this ^^ doesn’t happen by accident.

#unordinary #blyke unordinary #john unordinary #you know you’re deep in when you think you’re editing your draft and you’re wondering why the pictures are formatted all weird #Then you scroll down and realize you’re looking at the actual episode #i clicked the wrongfucking tab #T_T #I’m actually insane because when I first realized how similar Blyke and John are I denied it #I was like “nah but they’re nothing alike”#what was I on #girl wtf #AND NOW IVE MADE FIVE WHOLE ENTRIES ABOUT IT #I don��t think i’ve ever made more than one entry about a topic before #The most boldfaced lie i ever did tell myself apparently #Analysis #Blyke and John parallels #i can’t believe i just made an actual tag for that #How many times am I gonna write about this?#this one better be the last #But Really I’ve got no idea what essays my future brain has in store #Speaking of which. Essays is apparently the proper term for what I make #I’ve been calling them “little literary analyses”#which is also true #but I was trying to find a term for fan-nonfiction #nonfiction fanwork #like this #meta #and my brother was like: “you mean an essay?”#Yeah i guess that is what I mean #I like fan-nonfiction better though

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leonardcohenofficial · 4 days ago

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i don't think i would have been as happy in a music department as compared to a theatre department but sometimes i do think i should have just gotten a phd in musicology given how most of my writing is about music and performance lmfao

#the work i do really is like true performance studies but with a heavy music tilt rather than art or theatre #which is so funny because i hated being called a performance studies for so long and now i'm like. you want me to teach classical #drama to nineteen year olds? i mean sign me up but also this is about as far from my research wheelhouse as it gets #but also so funny to me because i obviously love doing theatre and teaching theatre but i apparently don't like writing about it LMFAO

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cookinguptales · 8 days ago

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I love how ConcernedApe was like "no, you may not have children with your adorable monster roommate" and instead of making me less feral, that just encouraged me to marry villagers, divorce them, take full custody, then introduce our children to their new monster daddy.

You made me worse, ConcernedApe.

#stardew valley #that's what I do literally every time now #which also means that I no longer marry people I actually like lmao #I already married all the women in various playthroughs in the past #these days I always just marry a man who's irritating me #steal his sperm apparently #then divorce him and introduce his children to their new stepdad #I think I'll probably never do it to harvey or shane #harvey because he doesn't deserve it #shane because I can't stand him so much that I won't let him in my house even to betray #but everyone else is fair game #...I also did this to Penny once lmao rip #she was the last woman that I married and I guess the first one I robbed of her children whoops #I think I was just trying to get the full house achievement and I was like 'eh let's get Penny she wants kids right'#and then when I was done it was like........ okay cool now I'm marrying my actual true love #I have also done it to elliott and sebastian but I like... planned it those times...#sorry I just want to have a happy family with my true love who also happens to be a shadow monster #is that so wrong

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shitpostingkats · 8 months ago

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Feel free to ignore this, but I have to ask since I've been rewatching yugioh 5ds and you're one of the very few blogs I've searched that mentioned Satellite Bros age order. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this and if you know other blogs that talk about it.

WHY WOULD I EVER IGNORE THIS ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

*takes deep breath* ok SO

Word of god canon is that the age order is Jack (19), Yusei (18), and Crow (17), at the start of the series.

But while you can make an argument that Yusei would have records, people who knew when he was born, or at least a birth certificate, Jack and Crow are orphans. If Jack is indeed 19, then he would have been roughly a year old when Zero Reverse happened, likely killing his parents, at the very least destroying a massive amount of city infrastructure. You tell me Jack knows his birthday and I press (X) to doubt.

Crow is apparently canonically younger than Yusei, but. His parents also died in Zero Reverse.

This. This straight up does not work.

Also Yusei is shown to be a baby when Zero Reverse occurred and if Crow's parents did indeed die in Zero Reverse when he was under a year old he there is NO WAY he would live much longer than that. That's just. How babies work.

CROW HOGAN HAS TO BE OLDER THAN YUSEI.

I will die on this hill. I watched the show thinking Crow was the middle brother and then learned their apparent canon ages after because he has to be older than Yusei for any of his backstory to make sense. Konami can fight me on this.

NARRATIVELY they are the middle and youngest child. Jack has Past motifs, Crow is Present, and Yusei is Future. Jack and Yusei's whole dynamic is the most oldest sibling vs youngest sibling drama possible.

As for Jack, I always like to think it was his birthday like, a week before Yusei leaves Satellite, because being a Newly Minted Twenty Year Old explains everything about his personality.

#jack and crow straight up dont have birth certificates #interesting note about Yusei's birthday: it is also apparently the same day as Zero Reverse. Which also just cant be true.#I choose to interpret that as the day Martha found Yusei and thats what all her kids celebrate instead of birthdays #and at some point Yusei just forgot thats not the actual day he was born #Im sorry konami if I'm not meant to read Yusei as the youngest of the three #why have Jack and Crow shelter him from physical and emotional abuse until they have to leave him for their own reasons #leaving Yusei in a dangerous home situation that he was previously unaware of because the other two functioned as a shield #HUH KONAMI???????????#Jack is SO eldest sibling coded #Crow is SO middle child coded #Yusei is SO youngest brother coded #I like to think Goodwin forged Jacks documents and made him like a year younger on paper just to screw with him #yugioh #yugioh 5ds #ygo 5ds #ygo #5ds #asks #answered asks #yusei fudo #jack atlas #crow hogan

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watchyourbuck · 8 months ago

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Technically I could freak out about the possibility of Eddie calling Buck ‘brother’ in the hand to shoulder still of the new ep BUT im choosing to think that if it does happen, it could lead to Buck’s big big biggg ‘oh, that doesn’t- doesn’t feel right’ moment

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gay-mooshrooms · 3 months ago

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teacher called kirk a "macho man" and said search for spock wasn't that good

72 dead 171 injured

#NOBODY FUCKING UNDERSTANDS THAT MAN APPARENTLY #i am haunted and burdened by the true knowledge which is #kirk is one of the most loving people alive(and also a huge nerd)#james kirk #tos kirk #star trek tos #also search for spock is fucking incredible and I will fight anyone who says otherwise #star trek #the search for spock #star trek sfs

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isfjmel-phleg · 1 month ago

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It's my night to work, and I can't, and I'm very sorry. Can't argue with the campus nurse though.

I am also very sorry about the grass out front of our main building. The circumstances were desperate and hopefully it will never happen again.

#random personal stuff #I thought the problem was that I needed to eat something #but apparently it was not #the system has declared a maintenance day #had some exhausting things to discuss with the counselor this morning #and saw my friend earlier and it was fine but apparently she thinks she's causing me not to make progress with the counseling #which is very much not true and I had to reassure her that I am responsible for my own reactions and that I'm fine and everything's fine &#she's fine and I didn't tell her that the weekend was rough because it would just make her feel bad and she did nothing wrong anyway #and I really think we'll be able to solve the problem #but in the meantime I have a lot of stuff to work through #there's a physical component to guilt I guess? and I don't think that helped #all this to say that I probably need a rest day anyway #and hopefully I'll be okay to fly Thursday #have I ever said that our nurse is just the kindest lady #she was so good to me today and I am eternally grateful

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rubenesque-as-fuck · 2 months ago

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Well instead of the cancelled date, my new regular friend (that I met through a friend of a friend) swung by to hang out for a few hours instead. And honestly? Just as good if not better of a time. It's been so dang long since I made a new friend! We just sat and smoked and talked and it felt so wonderfully at ease. I didn't even feel obligated to wear a bra lol

Also she had never heard of Bill and Ted?? So I loaned her my copies of the first two movies, and showed her my small collection of B&T art and memorabilia, while feeling like a bit of a huge dork.

#good things #new friend #bill and ted #realizing that i have an above average amount of bill and ted memorabilia (i.e. any at all lol)#anyway I'm glad i have a new pal #she's the gf of my friend's friend and I met her at their bbq on the 4th #then i ended up protecting her from a creepy fucker at a wedding in august so now we're basically besties #she's the one who's been helping me with dating app stuff #lol apparently her partner told her to be careful smoking with me because I have an unnaturally high tolerance 😂#which is true but also mostly they only see me at parties when I'm chain smoking joints to deal with my anxiety #so perhaps a skewed vision of my regular weed smoking habits #life of faye

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