#which i find very funny

[thirium--310]

Now that I finally have a dbh tumblr I can share how way back, maybe in like 2020 or something, I posted about Simon and Markus on my instagram story and some (cishet) guy I had been friends with for a while replied to it.

I was worried he'd be homophobic about it or something, but instead he was pissed because, and I quote:

"Markus is way out of Simons league"

[ahopefulbromantic]

The Lord had said to Abram, “Go from your country, your people and your father’s household to the land I will show you."

Genesis 12

Listen, daughter, and pay careful attention: Forget your people and your father’s house. Let the king be enthralled by your beauty; honor him, for he is your lord.

Psalm 45

I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing. I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse; and all peoples on earth will be blessed through you."

Genesis 12

Your sons will take the place of your fathers; you will make them princes throughout the land. I will perpetuate your memory through all generations; therefore the nations will praise you for ever and ever.

Psalm 45

...I think i am onto something

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

violet: i have a question

blake: i might have an answer

darren: she didn't ask anything?

blake: that is why i said i might have an answer

violet: can i speak? can i formulate my question first?

[spirk-trek]

trekfest OMG i had no idea that was a thing. so sat for photos 🤲

i had such a blast! got to meet trekkies from all walks of life and also bought obscure af odds and ends that are just so silly!!!

[here-for-the-chaos]

I love how everyone Minecraft-ifed Jaiden on the spot. No hesitation. Yeah, she’s an avion, she’s got some explosion scars on her face, she has a super complex outfit. We just went all the way very quickly

[famdommcfanface]

Jesus Christ Superstar (2000) really is weird my god

[kuipernebula]

oh no. heterosexuality 🤢

[plasticcyborg]

So I’m getting a new (custom) HEMA jacket and I requested black with blue trim, kinda like nightwing

And this is the design they sent back:

I’ve never felt more called out in my life. I’m in love with this. I keep pulling the pic back up to stare at it.

[penguicorns-are-cool]

I'm doing this bingo book challenge thing cause it'll get me a half-off coupon at a local bookstore. the last box I need is to explore a recipe from a new cookbook

now I thought this would be so difficult cause the deadline is soon and I have zero energy for cooking

but I found this cookbook in the house called something like Mamele ___ exploration of Jewish American cooking and it has recipes for like everything

and by everything, I mean it also has recipes for things like hard-boiled eggs and iced tea

So I made an iced tea and now I can get a book half off

[ryanhavethsnapped]

This is straight up horror

[spasmolytic-convulsion]

It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.

His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.

He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.

[uncanny-tranny]

It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

[quiverymango]

Important discovery: Sonic can in fact sit on the back of Shadow’s bike!

My friend said this should be a redraw challenge, so take up the opportunity if you’d like, and be sure to tag me so I can see it! ^^

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[peace-hunter]

tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.

he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.

except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.

and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.

or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)

they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.

and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.

optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.

and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.

[that1notetaker]

The ringmaster and the amphitheater. The chessboard and the player. Round and round they go.