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simon really fucking loves his nerdy little outfit huh. He could have gotten new clothes but he chose to wear the same outfit he’s been wearing since like, the 1980s or something
#there’s. definitely Something To Be Said about that. but also he’s autistic#i cant wait to see when and why he changes into his other outfit from the trailers#w the torn up jacket and pants#whered his fucking shoes go#basilposting#atposting
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Putting some guys in some fancy outfits
#i just think any time theyd have to go to some place nicer to run scams kremy would enjoy dressing his boys up#i saw some ppl drawing them in suits and i just really wanted to draw frosty in a less western style suit#also i saw a drawing of gideon and kremys wedding where kremy had a sick skeleton coat and i said yES#morning frost#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#coalecroux#they get all dressed up and like 10 minutes into the thing theyre attending gideon has shed half his cloths and unbuttoned his shirt#also pls notice frosts little mlem. he is kitty he has to have little kitty mlem because its my drawing and i choose the fun#didnt have any particular ideas for grinko and torbek sorry fells :(#i think Gricko refused to wear shoes so kremy made him stay outside of whatever place they were heisting to stand watch instead#kremy says they have to drink with everyone else to fit in and not offend everyone but then him and gideon just get shitfaced and do no sca#they get out and grickos like alright guys whatve we got and kremys like oh shit right uhhh#i think gideon kremy and frost would be a disaster trio#just gideon and kremy fucking around and frost desperately like guys pLEASE we had a PLAN#clawing at the floorboards as they drag him into whatever dumb fun theyre having too#frost and kremy are the brain cells but gideon makes kremy dumber in a way that only works out when its just the two of them#my art
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there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??
#submas#submas art#so long story short i cant fucking draw people. i can draw all sorts of beasties but alas the human Face has always eluded me unless im#drawing direct from reference#which simply means. i guess come up with ideas where i get to draw a lot of pokemon and maybe some dude From A Distance#anyway i really like all the like. one of them has to go a little fucking nuts in the woods. aus#submas microwave au#you see a subway boss from far away and his eyes shine like medallions just like his hat pin#in the naked twilight of a snowy night where everything glows and nothing is truly dark#and maybe he's got a mega concussion and amnesia#get adopted by creatures. idiot#submas ingo#i just feel like in an age and era where 'unusual/strange human' = dog thats going to maul my face#that this would. not go well yk#ft his little clown shoes. theyre so funny to me. little as in honkin big#loud booming calls in a language known only to it. even the zoroark seem to shun it#taking a mockery of its shape and trying to chase it down#though some in turn embrace it#seen especially commonly with ghost pokemon#perhaps its a ghost itself?#whatever it is. its not allowed in camp
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Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)
#lay rambles#my ocs#oc: liam hawke#oc: lilian hawke#both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it#theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences#with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever#they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key#and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever#hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do#mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself#(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently)#so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc#also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house#(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol)#also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space#he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet#always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like#food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind#and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them#(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc)#lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies)#but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa#dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever#however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults#also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt#not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself#oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages)#also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse)#...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD
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You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.
Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.
#sophie speaks#sophie answers#also he thinks the rest of the batfam are pathetic and embarrassing but ALSO he's just. too competitive#its beneath him. but also he got like 20k more likes than dick without even posting ass in yoga pants so who is winning#his thirst traps are unbelievably obnoxiously artsy#'paint me like one of your french girls damian' 'what the fuck did you just say to me'#he would do it btw if you offered to nude model for him i think like you'd actually see his brain explode#thats off topic ANYWAYS all his posts are like beautiful lighting that makes it hard to see him#and hes always fully covered#suits and shit. he also likes those domtop shots where the camera is literally pointed at his shoes#people go crazy over that and while he wont admit it its very obvious he feels quite smug about it#its like a cold war for him he's never gonna speak it out loud but he IS winning (delusional)#in reality its pretty evenly matched. everyone except cass and duke have extremely feral fans tho#reader in www is one of them lets be honest#stan twitter queen you know her posts where going viral
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guys wtf i've been possessed because wdym i'm posting art AGAIN. horrortale doodles this time because i'm in a horror mood :3 ermm aliza jumpscare on 3rd photo
4th image is horror (if i cracked his back it would sound like a pop tube fidget toy)
#horror with a chainsaw is forever going to be in my mind. i will never forget him#HE'S JUST SO CHAINSAW CODED. like horror with a chainsaw should've been his thing. no axe no cleaver CHAINSAW#i think he does the counting gimmick often. starts from 10 and drops to 1 quick. i stole that from hi3 lantern btw#i learned how to draw a chainsaw just for this single thingy. are you proud of me :3#how is aliza walking around everywhere with no shoes. she has frostbite v.320 i presume#aliza is my little princess i love aliza. im so excited to see where her story's going#ALIZA MY PRINCESS!!! ALIZA PLEASE DON'T DIE!!!! aliza.... aliza free horrortale please free them..... PLS!!!!!!!!!!#we WILL be playing the horrortale waterfall section game coming out soon TRUST‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#sourapplestudios thank you for making horrortale we love you#horror is soooo cutie patootie i love him so much. my art will never be able to capture just how creepy he should be but its ok bc hes cute#i can't draw creepy stuff BUT i can draw cute :3 look at horror with his little chainsaw AWW!!#horror going to the bar before almost murdering aliza. alcoholism is real guys (there is no alcohol in horrortale 💀💀💀)#i could cosplay aliza ngl. just need a shitty purple dress and then off to the conventions. don't even need shoes!#i love drawing on paper i feel invigorated when i draw traditionally. sorry my ipad 🙁#horrortale flowey is SO FUCKING REAL BRO. like how the hell does aliza still have hope in these monsters STOP IT YOU IDIOT!!!!!#horror sans#horrortale aliza#murder time trio#bad sanses#bad sans gang#utmv#horrortale#sans au#tricule art
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Analyzing ATSV backgrounds part 1.5
Anybody ever notice how in ATSV, Ganke isn't wearing any socks on in Miles's shoes
Boy PUT SOME GODDAMN SOCKS ON THOSE ARENT YOUR DAMN SHOES THAT YOU'RE STINKING UP WITH YOUR FEET SWEAT.
Look at his fucking face though oh .y god I can't with his fucking face why do you look like this I'm in love with you.
He looks SO surprised that he was caught.
God he's so
Here he is with those damn bare feet again. Except now they're cold. And without Miles's shoes.
You think he put them back on after?
It's funny how he chose the pair that Miles wears every day instead of one of the ones off his shelf. Maybe it's because he doesn't use those ones and out of respect doesn't touch then too, or maybe it's because bro was just WAITING for him to say something
Part one
#across the spiderverse#prowler party#ganke lee#miles morales#milesganke#PLEASE GET HIM SOME SERIOUS MENTAL AND PSHYCOLIGICAL HELP#YOU CAN HAVE HIM GANKE YOU DINT NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING STINK SWEAT ALL OVER HIM FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST#its okay Ganke i dont like socks because if sensory issues too but BAREFOOT IN SHOES ARE YOU TRYING TO GET BLISTERS#i think its so cute that hes wesring his shoes though like...#hehehehe ohhhh shoe theory yall see that one post#bro is probably giggling and smiling after Miles leaves because he got his attention.#also what is his ass doing out if class so early#everyone else is just leaving class as miles runs through the halls(and if you check the clock in the counselors office it shows that its#only like 10:15) (granted- that could be wrong)#but does bro have an early release scheduele or something? or is he ditching? or did he not go to class? why is his ass there. do they have#a split schedule where they only go to class some days???? i am. Ganke get your ass back into your desk man.#analzying backgrounds#atsv
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Fellas? We ain't okay over here.
#I feel like shit#Still#I mean like... What else do I even feel right now#I thought my grandpa was the that offered me a place to stay#And last night he told me he was doing just fine before I moved in.#Like I even had a goddamn choice in the matter#Like it was either here or the fucking streets in my mind by that point.#And I wasn't even the one that called him it was my mother#So I don't understand how the hell this is even my fault.#And I'm the burden because I didn't have a choice on where to go???#Like I'm sorry I eat food?????? Is that the problem?????????#Because that's all I really do. I'm not breaking anything#That's my uncle. He's breaking shit all the time.#I eat the food he makes.#He asks me to do something and I do it.#I keep quiet and stay out of his way.#So the one fucking time I vent my frustration about my stuff it's like... I'm the burden now??? And my uncle isn't???????#My uncle is the one that's fucking 50 and still living here.#My uncle is putting shoes in the microwave#He's breaking the washers. He broke 2 actually.#The only thing I can think of is that I've just got 4 different things going on with my psychology#So he has to drive me to all sorts of appointments#And like... I'm sorry I was born with autism????#I'm sorry I was born with ADHD????#I'm sorry I was born with a mood disorder that makes me cry a fuck ton????#I'm sorry that after years of your daughter abusing me that I have anxiety????#Like none of that shits my fault#It's not like these things are contagious or that I can force my body to have these issues.
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i think the craziest part of the percy jackson series—(warning i’m gonna be talking about child abuse)
—is that sally married gabe. “she was using him to hide percy’s demigod scent.” she married a man who physically abused her child. like. i get it’s a very nuanced situation and that demigods literally don’t even exist but yk what does exist? moms who marry men that abuse their children… like girl. there are plenty of bum ass men who smoke weed and eat pizza and looove their ciggies and instead of abusing ur kid they would straight up ignore him and if they were a demigod their scent would STILL be hidden
#sol’s orangutan hours#idk being hungover is making me nostalgic <3 like im experiencing memories thru another pov hehe <3 <3#ok no jk that’s fucked up and also the last sentence of the post is giving v much “umm just don’t marry bad men 🥸☝️ its not that fucking ha#d#but sue me i’m just a girl i remember reading a book in the eighth grade where this girl was in percy’s shoes and she got so pissed that sh#threw a glass bottle and him and then made a run for it#and her agreement was that if she could do that as a child why couldn’t her mom fight back for her daughter#*argument…. ugh i’m literally feeling crazy rn lemme make some typos#it was a peter pan retelling and i agreed heavily w that at the time so ik my opinion of thag should have prob changed as i’ve grown up#but it hasn’t bc like… that’s your kid. your tiny kid. and your letting ur grown man put their hands on them#*youre!!! omg… i need to go to sleep#and also not saying that sally isn’t strong!! she is she literally survived that shit and protected her son#but while doing so she inadvertently contributed to his abuse#and i feel like that’s not talked about enough#hopefully i explained this well my tummy HURTS
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sometimes i think about how many scars finn has gotten
#the leg one is his foot rash from princess potluck#you cannot tell me that boy did not scratch the everliving FUCK out of it and have his skin heal fine#the face scars are the PB accidental scissors cut + one from his several other injuries#same for the random ones on the body#finn with shoulder length hair supremacy. he pulls it off#also finn in tank top. yay!#he didn't bring any shoes though#adventure time#at#adventure time fanart#at fanart#at finn the human#finn the human#finn mertens#adventure time finn#finn the human fanart#my fanart#my art#bobasalt#thinking about how he vibed to mitski too. poor boy where's our happy go lucky s1 finn#for context im almost at the end of s5 at the time of this post
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i think i need to study you. in a lab
You should.
Anyways here’s my creature:
He doesn’t have a neck.
#the zutara incident#art catastrophe#zukka#zutara#fuck you gloomy#why is this happening to me#all of the time#and I’m never let into this server that gloomy keeps shaming me in front of so many people#like yall imma be so fr#he jumps to conclusions and makes me look like a fool#but I have so much dirt and black mail on him#they’re dancing with steal toed shoes on thin ice#and when they break through they’re going straight to the murky bottom where no one will see them for what they are#but for what I make them to be#this is war#don’t make me bring up the escalator incident gloomy#or the ice cube incident#the ice cube incident unrelated to the iced milk issue you’ve got going on#guys I knew this guy when he decided to look like a watmelon made love to his hair#don’t trust him theyre so weird <3
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Headcanon that Elves generally keep to themselves not through the aloofness brought about because of their immortality but because they are fucking helpless when it comes to mortal children.
Any mortal children. Man, Hobbit, Dwarf, any kid. Elflings are beloved for a reason but Elflings are still Elves at heart and do not possess the frankly worrying amounts of curiosity and determination that mortal children have and which gives them a certain aura of adorable that the Eldar cannot resist.
I know Elrond took Aragorn in because they took his mother in but I cannot help but think he also saw a tiny human and it clicked in his (admittedly half-Elven but it still counts) brain that this is an adorable baby and he needs doting on.
#lotr#lotr headcanons#elves#look maybe this came about because I'm reading a really good fic on Ao3#where Thranduil is his usual bitchy self until the Bardlings set their sights on him#and he's done for#I just like the idea of these immortal idiots going so utterly soft for little babies and adorable kids#like Elrond is doomed in Rings of Power once he properly meets Gerda and Gamli#smol dwarvish kids will steal his heart away#the fic is called My Heart is an Empty Vessel if you're interested#by likethenight#its really fucking good#though its so fluffy my internal angst writer is waiting for the other shoe to drop#it does not trust the domesticity#or Thranduil being happy and spoiling Tilda with presents#Tilda just making friends with the whole Woodland Realm as well#they were helpless against the adorableness#Elves react to mortal kids like we do with particularly adorable puppies#lots of handflapping#and noises that are MOST DEFINITELY NOT highly undignified squeeing
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Where tf did his shoes go??? Am I having a moment or did he not have shoes on????
#kirke’s live dialog#Matty what the fuck mate#am I just dumb???#WHERE DID HIS FUCKING SHOES GO?!?!#WHAT?!#matty healy
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I don't know how much sense this makes but I need a Langelique Cinderella AU, I think it'd work pretty well
#brought to you by:#my last post about angelique's fuck-ass sneakers#& juliet#and juliet#&j#okay but genuinely I think it would work really well#like Angelique is working for lady and daddy cap right#ignore how I called him daddy cap we did Romeo and Juliet for the school play this year and that's what we all called him#and like May and Juliet are the quote unquote evil stepsters#but you know they're not evil they're just like way nicer in comparison to their parents#and like you know the prince holds a ball to find a wife and it's this like whole thing#because lady and daddy cap want Juliet and may to go to like end up with the prince#and like the prince is still Frankie here because maycois is goated let's be real#and like this is kind of where you could either make it centric to a specific ship or you could just do like the whole thing as an au#you could say that like Frankie likes May but when they approach the capulets they're like oh Juliet you want Juliet and it's a whole thing#and you could do jumeo because I don't know maybe Romeo is like you know what Paris was like in the actual Romeo and Juliet play Romeo is#like Paris and the capulets hate him because Lance has kind of like pushing Frankie to be with Romeo but Romeo wants to be with Juliet#and Juliet wants to be with Romeo and blah blah blah but Lance and Angelique specifically comes in where it's like okay but what if Lance i#also looking for a new partner at these balls because you know his wife like died and he needs someone else to share the throne with and#that's why both may and Juliet end up going because their parents don't care about the age difference because their parents suck and they'r#just like you're going to end up with royalty one way or another and you know Angelique is like be safe and actually parenting them and#and warning them and making sure they're prepared to like actually go out to this ball because royalty or not it's still dangerous and#they're both like why don't you just come with us and it's a bit where like maybe April and William play the role of fairy godparents#and you know Angelique is able to go and she meets Lance and they have their little shoe thing and they have the Cinderella ark meanwhile#there's the whole love square with May Frankie Juliet and Romeo and Juliet gets to have a moment where it's like how are you so controlling#that you're pushing May to get with a man like 30 years their senior yet you cant deal with me getting with the wrong rich guy and may is#like screw y'all Juliet was The Golden child anyway okay I get what I want now and it's all happily ever after#and angelique gets Lance a magical girl transformation and some CLEAN FUCKING SNEAKERS EVEN MINE ARENT THAT DIRTY N I DONT CLEAN EM FOR SHI#anyways
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Who wants to hold my hand while i cry while trying to create a coat pattern for vash that has three layers
#Listen to my problems#the top half needs two layers because he has that cute over hang thing that he clips his tassels to#im going to split the bottom half into a skirt portion because#i dont want to cut out such a long piece of fabric... also i want to be able to adjust the height of my belt#itll be kind of like wearing a pinafore .... thats a good idea i'll secure the belt using clips ...#and put the buttons where they need to hold the little tassels in place ...#im going to beat that old mans ass for designing such a fucked up coat for vash to wear#(guy who brought this on himself by not cosplaying stampede vash)#even dante doesnt want to cosplay stampede wolfwood because of his terrible shoes
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Made the mistake of imagining Kunikida with sleeve garters now I am extremely turned on someone draw this please and thanks
#he’s so sexy and for what#maths teacher? so so so sexy I’d purposefully get some problems wrong so he would yell at me and punish me#yk how in the old days they used to whack your palms with a ruler or stick? Yeah#he could do that to me and I’d be on my knees begging for more#wow the fuck kinda trauma do I have💀 whatever it is…… I want that man#I want him to use and abuse my body as he wants I want him to rail me hard and fast till all the frustration has left him#dude I am nothing but a toy ok I would just always be ready he doesn’t even need to ask just come in and then come IN ykwim#wow like. imagine him coming home after a frustrating stressful day. he’s about to snap he’s barely hanging on. until he gets home. and you#open the door for him and he comes in drops his bag where he is and pins you against the wall with his hand around your neck#he kisses you hard and fast and then before you know it you’re bent over right there your hands clawing at the wall—#I- oh my god. after he’s done is the first time you speak to him after he got home. dazed and fucked out you go ‘welcome home’#and with them taking off his shoes and grabbing his bag he says ‘I’m not done with you yet’ and disappears into y’all’s room —#oh my goodness I just. I’m just. I am filled with lustful thoughts#specifically for this man in particular WOWZA#bungou stray dogs#bsd kunikida#kunikida smut
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