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Delicious. We love to see it.

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Thoughts about toad from X-Men 2000?

I love X-Men 2000 so much. So So So Much. (Like X2 is still my fav X-Men movie, solely because Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler Awoke something in me. He is the only reason I'm going to watch that new Avengers: Whatever The Fuck that's coming out.) The original X-Men movie is still great. The subtle worldbuilding was fascinating. I wanted to know more about every mutant on screen. The relationships between different characters set the tone for every X-Men adaptation that came after it. Erik and Charles' charged, tragic homoerotism exposed a whole generation to doomed old man yaoi. Logan is the reluctant turned dedicated father figure that we all learned to love. So many problems could be solved if he, Jean, and Scott just became a throuple. Rouge learns to trust herself and changes the world for the better in doing so. Bobby's gay as hell.

And Toad. Ray Parks is a very handsome man, and he plays Mortimer charmingly. He is a menace to society. He wakes up every day and chooses to make his existence someone else's problem. He does little flips when no one's watching. When people are watching, he swallows a pigeon whole. There is something wrong with him <3 When I heard they were bringing him back for Deadpool and Wolverine, I started hyperventilating. My girlfriend at the time said she could tell when I recognised a background character because I would make an excited squeaking noise. When Toad came on screen, I was visibly shaking with excitement. God bless the other people in that theater for putting up with my nerd ass. There's a kind of compitance about him that he's just… allowed to have in a way other versions of Toad aren't. He's less pathetic and more just a freak. When he fights the X-Men, they consider him a real threat! He's intimidating! Or, as intimidating as he can be with those early 200's effects. He sees the way people are shocked at the sight of him and plays it up. I believe it's partially because it's effective, and partially because he thinks it's funny.

Also, his stupid little goggles make me cackle. What fucking prescription is that shit? How in the name of God are these practical? Why do they exist?

In short, he's my favorite domestic terrorist of all time. They should have brought him back for more of the movies.

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you assholes better defend black queers with your life instead of using us in your shitty arguments. like right now. ffs.

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I think the 'Fruit Sniffer' will be big on here

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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skinny ppl get so fuckin heated over my "why are you thin" joke posts lmao

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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

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Blorbo projecting stage 1: your traumas

Blorbo projecting stage 100+: they can’t close ziplock bags for the life of them

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do you use your irl name on tumblr? ie, either your government name or the name you go as in real life. if you use a different name that's not related to you irl here on tumblr then vote no

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minecraft steve!!! and her best friend 'Wulf'

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly