#where's my little eldritch meow meow

[runawayfuture]

ok inspired by the post i recently reblogged, here's what i DO know about homestuck:

It's a webcomic, and the characters are kind of aware of this? I think? They mess with the medium in various ways

Different characters speak in different fonts and use 1337/leet-speak in unique but consistent ways

The characters are all trolls except for a couple of humans. Trolls have different blood colors which forms the basis of their social caste system

Each troll is associated with (inspired by?) a specific zodiac sign

Vriska the troll, who is a Scorpio, is the world's greatest poor little meow meow who has done 700 million atrocities and is sorry about approximately 0 of them. She also maybe had to kill all her siblings as a child in order to survive? God forbid women do anything.

There's a troll named Karkat who is snarky.

There's a human who is sometimes a boy and sometimes a girl? John or Jane or June or something like that.

Dave Strider, who is miserable and traumatized, has to kill his brother (who is also his dad somehow?) with a sword, and then he does an awesome kickflip about it. I have a sneaking suspicion that he would probably be my blorbo and I'm not sure what that says about me.

There's also a character named Roxy who is an absolute sweetheart and has never done anything wrong in her entire life.

Romantic and platonic relationships are categorized by playing card suits for some reason? One of the four recognized relationships is two people in a dysfunctional polycule who fucking hate each other to the point where the third person regularly has to intervene in order to stop them from killing each other.

The main enemy in the story is a video game. Or, like, the concept of the fictional narrative. Or the author. Or some kind of interdimensional eldritch monster that wants to eat the universe. Or something along those lines.

[glitter-stained]

Guys my heart is wavering it's time to ask ourselves the important questions here. On the one hand, it makes a lot of sense for Jason to have at least one more dog, preferably a big one that's very loyal and displays a lot of affection. I can imagine him with two bearnaise mountain dogs, maybe one is called Pride and the other Prejudice. He would play fetch with them and play with a ball and would curl up against them and hug them putting his arms all over one's torso while the other curls up on the other side and pretend like they're some kind of little pack of wolves that protect eachother. He would originally just rescue them for a few days (they're healthy dogs that got lost and injured during a joker venom outbreak) but when he tracked down their owners they had died during the outbreak so he brought them to the shelter a couple of days later but they just left the shelter and came back to him and he didn't have the heart to get them out.

But my heart also tells me he should have, especially during his time planning fornUTRH, one big ass main coon cat. Like the biggest main coon you've ever seen, so fluffy you can barely see where its legs start under all the fur, scrunchy af little furr ball. And it would have the ugliest little face, like that's a cat that looks like if a cat plushie with cardboard inside its head was wrongfully put in the washing machine kind of face with his little nose. And it would be kinda lazy but also loud, like Jason would plan and plot out loud and the cat would meow in response at appropriate times very judgementally. Sometimes when Jason gets too frantic and overwhelmed and fixated in all his villainous scheming, the cat will also just sit on Jason's torso and keep him from standing up until he's had some hours of sleep.

[callunavulgari]

Chapter 4 is up! This one has one of my favorite scenes in it! Chapter banner by the lovely @firefly-party! <3

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It’s eleven o’clock in the evening and Eddie, despite his best efforts to hold out, has given into the impulse to pull out his acoustic. He’ll be quiet, he reasons, unzipping the case with a level of hush that would probably be downright comical to an outside observer. It’s been too long since he’s held one of his babies in his hands— life still being a bit too hectic for weekly practices, and he’s just—

Well, the way he figures it is if Steve can sing his way through the top 40s at the top of his lungs at 3am without feeling the wrath of their elderly neighbors, Eddie can damn well quietly strum his guitar. Nobody’s going to kill him. The police will — hopefully — not break down his door and haul him off to jail.

He’s just a guy with a guitar. Trying his best.

His acoustic is a little old, a little worn, but it was the first gift that Wayne ever got Eddie. It had been missing half its strings when he’d gotten it, but Eddie had loved it fiercely and still does to this day. Nowadays it doesn’t get as much use as his Warlock, so he spends the first ten minutes meticulously tuning it. For the most part, he just fucks around. Plays with some chords, shaking the rust from his knuckles. 

It’s a muggy night and his AC has been making gurgling noises for the better part of a week now, so he’s thrown open the window in the kitchen in a desperate attempt to coax in a breeze. It’s not really working if he's honest with himself, his hair frizzing up as the humidity grows. 

Eddie should be sleeping probably. He’s got an early shift at the garage the next morning, but the heat left him feeling restless, full of a need to do something.

Anything.

He’s halfway through a playfully plucked rendition of I’m a Little Teapot when there’s a clatter from the direction of the kitchen. Eddie blinks, fingers stilling on the strings and squints towards the dark hallway.

This is how people die in horror movies. 

He’s contemplating whether it’s a good idea to go check when there’s another clatter, a jingle of a bell, and then a blur of gray sprints out of the shadows towards him.

Eddie isn’t ashamed to admit that he shrieks like a little girl, drawing his legs up onto the couch cushions and holding his guitar up and out of the way, clenching his eyes closed like that’s going to protect him from whatever eldritch beast just crept its way into his home.

And then—

Mraor.

Eddie squints one eye open and slowly, so very slowly, peers over the edge of the couch to where a fucking cat is sitting on the floor in front of him, peering up at Eddie expectantly.

“What the fuck,” Eddie mutters, unclenching slowly. “Where the hell did you come from?”

The cat just blinks up at him. It’s an ugly cat. Something’s wrong with its hip and it’s missing an entire eyeball, the place where it once was just a gaping socket. Worse still, it’s just looking at him with its singular milky eye, licking its chops as if it’s planning on making a meal out of him.

“What do you want?” Eddie asks it. “Sorry to break it to you, but I don’t keep this place stocked with tuna and I hear milk is bad for you.”

The cat just keeps blinking at him and then opens its little cat mouth and lets out another plaintive meow. With a jingle of its collar, it hops up onto the couch cushion next to him and begins to slowly groom its tail.

“Well okay, then,” Eddie says. “Guess you’re just… here then.”

Does he just have a cat now? Is that how the cat distribution system works? After all, how does one get rid of the cat that just crept in through their effing window? He can’t throw the thing out— he’s six stories up and doesn’t know how it got in without offing itself by accident in the first place.

“Any requests?” he asks the cat, resigned as he settles back down against the couch and pulls the guitar back into his lap.

The cat doesn’t even look at him, just keeps grooming itself, but when he plays the first few notes of Freebird, it starts purring.

[thepanopticonsystem]

Intro Post

hey guys!! We’re new to tumblr :))

The alters:

Gerry : Me, The Host, all pronouns besides she/her, pansexual, trans masc, polyamorous, basically just the system, im the only one dating, i blew up 🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️, missing my partner

Cecil : He owns a radio station, He/They/Night, just a silly billy that is so jolly, Cecil Palmer introject, gay, from Nightvale, missing Carlos

Elias : Stinky old man, He/It/Eye, Task Manager, mean, Elias Bouchard introject, gay, from TMA, missing Peter

Icarus : Mean but nice lady, She/They, Protector in many different ways, winged lady, introject from our book The Final Ballad from the Clouds, asexual lesbian, from Brookwind, Oregon, missing Spike

Martin : Wonderful little man, He/They, Internal Caretaker, loves tea, Martin Blackwood introject, gay, from TMA, missing Jon

Nikola : Mannequin, She/It/Xe/🎪, The Caged One, literally lives in a cage, Nikola Orsinov introject, unknown, from TMA, missing skin

Slaughter : Eldritch Horror, It/She/Xe/Blood, literally so terrifying, used to only speak in bagpipes but learned how to scream, The Slaughter introject, unknown, from TMA, missing (literally where is she)

Uncle Al : OUR WONDERFUL UNCLE!!, It/He/Meat/Flesh, Internal Caretaker, cannibal, OC introject, straight ally, from Kentucky, missing his kiddos

Crowley : Mean guy, He/She/It, idk, demon, Anthony J. Crowley introject, gay, from Good Omens, missing Aziraphale

Azzy : Goddess of Chaos, Mischief, Trickery, Deceit, and Mental Illnesses, It/She/Xe, weird, likes Gabe, OC introject, lesbian, from The Divine War, missing Celeste

Gabe : One of the only mediums, He/They/It/Meow/Cat, idk, like skateboarding, brainmade, some form of queer we dont know, from California, missing his precious flat ground to skateboard on

Elijah : the pink elephant man, He/Him, creep, hates everybody, Elijah Volkov introject, gay, from CHNT, missing Sydney

Ribspreader : cat, idfk whatever you want, kitty, yes there’s just a cat in headspace, brainmade, idk if theyre queer, from somewhere, missing his scratching post

Daisuke : funny axe dude, He/They, idk, pretty sigma, Daisuke introject, some kind of queer we dont know, from Mouthwashing, missing Swansea prolly

Michael : Spiral “man”, It/He/They/Spiral/🌀, funny dude, he is not a who archivist he is a what, Michael the Distortion introject, gay, from TMA, missing the hallways

Rain : FISH, She/They, another medium, raised mainly in a clan, OC introject, some form of queer, from Clovestown, Maine, missing Nightshade

subject to change!!

cya

-Gerry

[brettanomycroft]

My brother in christ how was I not following you. Anyways I'm going to pretend you reblogged the character bingo because PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT MARTIN!?

I only just came back and realized I wasn't following YOU until like yesterday but now all is right and good in the universe.

Okay hoo-ee whooo boy let's talk about Martin. Fucking. Blackwood!!!

A lot of characters in The Magnus Archives are truly tragic (see: Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Sopping Wet Meow Meow Institute) - they are victims of their own Fears and pride, or are manipulated to literal Hell and back, lose or destroy the things most precious to them, succumb fully to the machinations of horrible Eldritch abominations, or just straight-up get dead.

But in my mind, Martin is one of the few characters who in not really a tragic character. Does bad stuff happen to him? Oh yeah. Does he make bad or morally questionable decisions? As the Antichrist's plus one, absolutely. Is he kind of wheedling and pathetic at times? Definitely. A manipulative little shit? 100%.

But there's very little that happens to Martin that he doesn't in some sense own. He puts himself in horrible situation after horrible situation (from willingly letting his boss force him to relive a twisted version of his own deepest trauma to agreeing to jump into a tear in the space-time continuum) with a very clear-eyed view of what he's getting into and why he's doing it. Martin sometimes gets accused by characters in the show of being foolish or bumbling or just following orders, but he makes it clear time and time again that He Understands What He's Doing. More so, it seems he really understands what he's doing without the sort of illusion of trying to maintain objectivity or trying to "do good."

That's not to say that Martin doesn't care - he cares fiercely about the people he loves and is willing to make the hard choice when it's the right one - but his gray morality (especially when it comes to himself) is part of what makes him such an appealing character to me. He knows that the choices he's making will hurt him, or are morally questionable, or may cause a bigger problem down the line. He also knows that at the end of the day, he's still going to make those choices. I think ultimately that's what lets him support and push John in the final season: Martin has few doubts about the path he's taken to get to this point, and so he's able to shoulder some of the shock and trauma John is rocked with when it hits him that he's at the catalyst for a literal apocalypse and spirals into unknowable "What ifs."

OF COURSE A LOT OF THE REASON MARTIN IS ABLE TO DO THIS IS BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME HE HAS LITTLE SENSE OF SELF-WORTH OR VALUE WHICH IS WHY INTO THE SALAD SPINNER HE GOES!!

Anyway, as someone who is a recovering people pleaser and is same hat when it comes to "Mommy issues" and "writing mediocre poetry," I really resonate with Martin's character in a lot of ways and think he's a lot of fun to write. Martin has a lot of nuance in his ability to seem unthreatening, using it to fly under the radar and still get what he wants (and in the end! He gets what he wants!!). I've read about people pleasing as a form of manipulation and, yeah, that's Marto to a T. But he's still also a soft and loving boy even as he advocates for his monster boyfriend to kill their enemies.

Personality aside, Martin is a canon Big Guy and there is something about trekking through the apocalypse with a guy who is big and tall enough to wrap me up in him that just makes me 😳😳😳😳 Like same, John, same. Some of my favorite Martin fics/Fanart feature situations where he's like a strapping farmer or breaks a zip tie with his bicep or just hauls people around and I am looking *so* respectfully.

[siriannatan]

Death Slumbers in Tumble Town - Jimmy Scott (fWhip)

I have no way of explaining how this came to be so I"ll blame it on my desire to drag Jimmy through every creepy, eldritch Western thing that comes to mind. So a death god slumbering in a ruined town it is.

Scott had no idea why he felt the sudden urge to visit the ruined town in the mesa. Or Tumble Town as almost completely faded signs called the place. He was fully aware he needed to let some steam - or excess energy - out but would much rather do it somewhere Pix would not be mad about being ruined. The little mesa town was their local archaeologist's vacation from the Capital ruins' spot.

It wasn't his first time visiting the place. He came by once to see if maybe there was something interesting there but found nothing but an eerie feeling of being watched and visions of a blonde man in a sheriff outfit -badge and hat identifying him as such the most- out the corner of his eyes and quickly left. But now he found himself walking further and further into the ruined town feeling something deep in it calling for him. Or pushing him to a specific spot in the town. And all that as he felt his energy go closer and closer to the point where he'd lose all control of himself.

But he could not stop himself anymore. Not even when a cat appeared out of nowhere in an empty window. Meowed. And simply vanished. Not jumped back into the building. Just vanished as 'Norman' passed through Scott's head.

Eventually, he did stop. On the verge of exploding with excess energy. In front of what looked like the sheriff's office. Staring at a motionless but somehow breathing, the doll-like man slumped in the chair. The blonde sheriff he thought he saw a few times. And the cat was back. On the railing by the chair and meowed once more. And at that Scott fell to his knees.

Crystals grew out of his arms like jagged icicles. Crystal antlers knocking his hat off. And as Scott screamed as more energy than ever burst out of him the 'sheriff' blinked a few times and calmly stood up and looked at him. But not with disgust and fear like most when they realised what was masquerading as a cheerful human. No, the 'sheriff' looked at him with this sad and pained but loving look. "Oh petal, I'm so sorry," he rasped as Scott struggled to stay in control and not attack him. "It's okay Scott, I'll help you so let it go," the sheriff smiled. Soft and Kind.

Something told Scott it was okay to trust this 'man' and let his inner demons take over so he did.

Jimmy was not sure how long he slept since they stopped the end of the world. But he knew Scott needed his help. his current state was partially Jimmy's fault after all. So he braced himself and when Scott's enraged form jumped at him was ready to send him flying to where they wouldn't cause too much destruction. "Go wild, petal," he said as he followed him to where he could feel Joel's power. He might as well announce he's awake.

Joel was having a great day. Discussing important Emperor matters with fWhip, Pix and Sausage when an angry and snarling Scott crashed out of nowhere and tumbled good ten feet back. Leaving shards of crystal sprouting into bigger crystals maybe in an attempt to stop him? Or whatever threw him. He was totally not ready to see a stoic sheriff who should be asleep land a mere second later.

"Howdy Joel, I'm awake, don't worry, I have Scott's little problem handled but I might have to wake up properly so I'd take a few hundred steps back if I were you three," he said cheerfully, tipping his hat to them. He instantly got more serious as Scott jumped at him once more.

Now, even if he was not ready to see Jimmy awake, Joel knew what he meant by 'wake up properly' so he grabbed Pix and fWhip. "Sausage, move back as far and fast as you can," he said and pulled the other two to a distant hill. Unfortunately, he could only carry two people. And maybe hoped Pearl would keep Sausage safe from her own mistakes. She didn't and chat could read 'MythicalSausage stood too close to Death'.

"Not..." He was about to panic when Sausage just showed up next to him.

"Death?" fWhip asked as he pulled out his spyglass to see what was going on where they just were. "And who's that guy?"

Joel didn't need things like that to see Jimmy was no longer 'sheriff' and limiting his power. "God of Death, among other things. He was supposed to sleep for a while longer... Whatever, Scott seems to have woken him up..." Joel mumbled, thinking really hard how to get fWhip away. Jimmy would not be happy to see him as a goblin. He guessed that part but it was better to be safe.

He was not leaving Jimmy to just roam about... and fWhip would not just go back to Gobland. "I'll explain it later but be very careful around him," Joel sighed and focused on keeping an eye on Jimmy and Scott's fight.

Seeing Jimmy as part-fish once again was not pleasant. Especially with old fWhip's red scarf tied around his arm along with part of Scott's blue cloak. There was no way he forgot how the world nearly ended. OR how old Scott and fWhip ended...

For now, they just could silently watch the pretty one-sided fight. Scott had no chance against a man who could not die and was too fast and good at dodging his wild, manic attacks. It looked like Jimmy was just waiting for Scott to get tired. And it made sense. Scott's excess energy was likely what got him to go feral. Luckily Pix, Sausage and fWhip had no questions for now and just watched the fight, stunned that Scott was capable of violence.

"I think it'd be better if you three went home, there's no saying how he might act," Joel decided to try but he was too late. Jimmy just got done getting Scott tired and jumped up to them with the 'adventurer' in his arms. Still as half-cod. "Hi Jimmy, how was your nap?" Joel asked, trying to be as friendly as possible. The last time Jimmy woke up was not pleasant.

"Good, very good, I might not need another one for a long time," Jimmy hummed with a toothy grin that did not reach his eyes. He was not glaring at Joel but looking at fWhip with mild curiosity. "I probably should introduce myself, Jimmy, god of Death, Destiny, Reincarnation and Law," he said with a mild curtsy Joel remembered teaching him a long, long time ago. "No temples, I hate those," he cut the question Sausage was probably about to ask. "Where should I take Scott?" he asked and shifted back to the sheriff. That was good. That made him slightly less deadly.

"Chromia?" fWhip offered. Joel usually forgot Law was the main religion of Gobland but right now he was painfully aware of said fact. And that it was not hard to connect goblin fWhip to fWhip Jimmy knew and remembered. "It's not far from Gobland so I can show you the way?"

Joel was about to say the same thing. Why was he so slow with responding today?

"Okay," Jimmy nodded and easily shifted Scott to free one hand and picked the goblin up. "Which way?" he asked and when fWhip pointed it out bid his farewell, promised to talk to Joel later and was almost instantly gone. Leaving Joel to explain it, and worry about that 'later'. He was confident Scott and fWhip would be okay.

[bakothemimic]

I suppose I should revisit my Kittymore post here! It's about time, with all the new Mortamors we've seen lately, plus Twitter is self-destructing and Tumblr is just easier to make these kinds of posts with.

Alright, super long post coming up!

Mortamor has long been a favorite of mine, and that comes mostly from his menacing aura -- ah, who am I kidding, he looks like a kitty!

Here I'm gonna rate all the Mortamors solely on their kitty-tasticness!

Artwork (Original)

Official Art Kittymore! The start of a legend! He has his whiskers and those feline eyes too, an absolutely phenomenal artwork! Unfortunately, Akira Toriyama didn't draw him from any other angles, leading to many disagreements on how he should LOOK when seen from any other direction. You'll see what I mean later on.

5/10 kitten pets! Respectable, but it's hard to rate his kitten power with just a head-on look! I need angles! I need to see his kitty muzzle!

Dragon Quest 6 (SNES)

The first in-game look at Kittymore! The sprite is phenomenally cute and very scritchable, unfortunately it suffers from the same problem as the artwork, albeit not as much because the animations of the sprite show some muzzle cuteness...though not as much as I would like.

6/10 nose boops!

Dragon Quest Monsters

I can't...really see what's going on with that sprite, but the little tiny sprite above his status is really cute and silly-looking!

3/10 face scritches! I like the tiny sprite or it would be lower sfhkkjs

Dragon Quest Monsters 1+2

Yet another stagnant sprite, the detail here SHOULD give him a little more of the kitten-tasticness that he deserves...unfortunately, more detail isn't always better. The original SNES sprite looked far more likely to claw up my bedpost, while I see very little of that desire in this sprite.

3/10 kitten treats for my kitten overlord!

Dragon Quest Monsters Joker

A full model means we get to see our beloved meowing monster king from the sides! And how does he look?

REALLY SCARY. He looks less like my evil demon kitty-kitty demanding pets and more like some kind of eldritch horror! This was my first introduction to Mortamor, actually, and when I first saw him...I didn't know WHAT he was, just that I needed him sffsshkls unfortunately, nostalgia doesn't negate the truth.

0/10 chin scratches. There is no kitty in that soulless stare.

Dragon Quest 9

This model has honestly grown on me over the years. And, due to being another model, we can see how he looks from the side too!

Not bad! Very pettable, I already feel sharp pains in my leg from all the kneading I can tell he's thinking of doing! For the limitations of the DS, this is very nice!

6\10 kitty bleps! Could be kittier, but not bad at all!

Dragon Quest Monsters Joker 2

Um.

WHERE IS HIS KITTY MUZZLE? HIS KITTY WHISKERS ARE WAY TOO DROOPY AND HIS EYES FOR THE FIRST TIME DON'T EVEN LOOK KITTY-LIKE!!

Slightly better, but he should look fully kitten the WHOLE time, not just during a few animations!

2/10 paw-pad rubbies! Absolutely disappointing!

[ebonymoon1293]

Eldritch Mirror:Episode 2 part 1 safe heaven?

(Ringo's pov)

*she slowly wakes up to see she's in a rocky cave with black-greenish walls...mossy covered rocks around...darkly but using her cats eyes..she can see in the dark...*

Ringo:mmmeow?

(translate:guys?....Dad?)

*she got up and walks down the cave... wondering where is my dad,uncles and aunt..30 mins later.....she stoped to rest until she pawed her head ...her bow was missing...she panicked and sreached for it*

Ringo:meow!!!meow!

(translate:crap no!!!uncle matt gave me that!!)

*she sreached until hears laughter from above her,there seeing a bat holding her bow*

Reggie:*bat squeaks*

(translate:awe does the princess forget something?~*laughs*poor little Alice fall too deep in the rabbit hole?~)

*he landed to laugh more but she hisses in rage and stares at him...claws ready..he gulps and sweats*

Reggie:*bat squeaks... scared*

(translate:u-um....not the cute face please...)

*end of episode 2 part 1*

[azaenya]

About me, about we!

Well.

I'm writing this after coming to a pretty big revelation I had that I was embarrassed about what I wrote, and it took looking at old creepypastas, and I'm talking about the fan OCs people made for like Jeff the Killer, to make me realize it's okay to just not be perfect, and to just be genuine, and everything will be alright.

So, salutations! My names are Viviana, Pandora or just Azaenya, my pronouns are she/her, and I welcome you to my page.

All these names are mine and valid. I realized one day that I didn't vibe with one on that day, so why have only one? Especially for an indescribable horror such as ✨ moi ✨

Don't ask what I look like, I don't even have an artist persona like all the cool kids. I just inhabit established characters instead.

But! Just because I'm an eldritch being (this isn't a bit, by the by, I'm earnest) doesn't mean I'm not a trans girl, because like everyone else, I am trapped in a prison of flesh that seeks to betray me.

So yeah, I'm a disabled trans girl with high support needs, and I make cool art, and sometimes mods (whenever I finish).

What cool art ? Glad you asked!

#maribelle: To see my little OC baby that I'm also making a Darkest Dungeon mod for(that I'll hopefully finish). She's explicitly trans, and is honestly my favorite child.

# A Stranger in Teyvat: For the doodles for the related Genshin horror fanfiction I'm writing (please gods let me finish the first chapter)

#ao3: for what writings I unleash the world, you know, generally

#my art: For all the general art I make

#Sandrone Headcanons: For a little mini-series where I made shit up for my favorite meow meow

Because of Tumblr, my existence might get snapped at any point, so here's some links:

My AO3

My Ko-fi, if you want to be nice

Due to my disability and my shitty home situation, I can't constantly create, so I just do my best.

Rules of Engagement

There will be lesbians. I have these appendages for a reason, and it's to draw little gay people. I'm not sorry.

1312 is my favorite number, and it should be yours too!

Reposting, if it's on different platforms, fine, be sure to credit me. Don't repost me on Tumblr. Reblogs exist.

Fuck AI-generated art. Full stop. I don't fuck with people who use AI art/writing or whatever. It's shitty to steal others' creations and just have a program mash them together. I promise you that that weirdly drawn cat you made has infinitely more value than the soulless anime girls you can generate with a click. AI art is for when you don't want to be embarrassed about your lack of skill, but it's okay to not be good at something. When you draw that cat, it comes from YOU, and that's why it's valuable.

[oddlyzephyrous]

Wanted to share with y'all- Here are some doodles of my current D&D character, Nadezhda Dawnriver! She's a half-elf, half-orc paladin of the Oath of the Eldritch Hunt!

She's from a Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt campaign I'm in, which if you don't know is based very heavily on Bloodborne!

Nadezhda, or Nadja for short, is a new recruit in the order of the Grey Templars, and as part of her oath she has imbibed the Old Blood to give her the power to fight the beasts that infect the city. She has to grapple with the corruption growing inside of herself alongside the corruption she discovers in the religion that means so much to her. Her faith in the Radiant One is nearly unshakeable, but she's young, idealistic, and naive to the realities of the city outside of the Cathedral where she grew up. Also she's personally visited by angelic and demonic entities that try to influence her but she doesn't think too much about it, right? She's just a soldier and a citizen, who works hard to do the right thing. She isn't anyone special. Right?

Anyway... a recent incident led Nadja to slip, giving in to the hunger of the beast within for a moment, something that could likely get her killed by the church she's dedicated her life to... here's some doodles of what that may have looked like :D

anyway hope you like my little meow meow as much as i do. I love to torture her with crises of faith and prophetic visions

[dont-get-axe-murdered]

Ways to respond to a man catcalling you using mindfuckery

He asks who you're all dressed up for/where your going/if you have a boyfriend: "Oh, shit did she tell you? She said she was gonna wait til she talked to your dad. This is for your mom, we're gonna have marathon sex after she gets your dad to sign the divorce papers. I hope this won't make things awkward for us, but hey, at least you're finally gonna have a positive male role model in your life. I can't wait for you to call me step-daddy."

He approachs you in a QUIET PUBLIC space: "Aw you're so cute! You're such a charming little guy, do you wanna come back to my place? I think I have such a pretty pink collar to fit that tiny neck of yours! Do you want a pair of cat ears too? Maybe a leash? C'mon, why don't you get on your knees and meow for mommy, be a good kitty baby for mommy!"

Buys you a drink: "You think I'm stupid, Kevin? You send me threatening texts through some burner phone, put ransom notes in my mailbox, light my rose bushes on fire, and bring dead rats to my fucking door and think you can just buy me a goddamn drink. You’re fucking crazy, you need to leave me alone. Did you forget the restraining order? I'm gonna call the cops, Kevin."

He touches you without permission: "Oh, ow ow ow, shit. Be careful, you dumbass the skin hasn't finished congealing yet. I have yet to mend fully with the mortal flesh suits. Besides if you tear any webbing keeping it together my Eldritch essence will seep out, melting this world to mere chaotic lunacy through such contact. We are here to live among them as we situate our ruling, it is not ready yet for careless misactions. Where did you get yours? It reaks of feral meat moisture. Must you bathe it?"

[sol-shines]

Hey, love!!! I saw you reblogged that one ask game thing and I am enabling you: 🥕🍊

Pick whichever one you want, you don’t have to do both. Love you ❤️

HIIIII BABE listen. i may not HAVE to do both. but im gonna. you can't stop me

i see we're going with an orange theme, so in the spirit of that im gonna go with my favorite dysfunctional d&d lesbian faith!

for reference, faith andrakas (she/they) is a (hypothetical) d&d pc of mine; she's a tiefling eldritch knight. she was part of a band of knights that were basically her family, they saved the world, and were supposed to live happily ever after BUT when they took on a quest a few years into their retirement they got their asses kicked and faith woke up somewhere completely unfamiliar with none of her group, including her wife, around. she looked for them for ages afterward, but to no avail, and consequently sorta. spiralled into a depression. she has no idea if they're alive or dead, and is just sorta aimless now, struggling with alcohol abuse and generally being a Poor Little Meow Meow.

and on THAT cheerful note:

🥕 [CARROT] How tough is your OC against certain situations? How weak are they against others?

i mean. as a fighter, faith is absolutely tough as nails. can and will easily wreck your shit. she's very loyal and very protective, and in situations where she needs to be intimidating, has no issues doing so. the issue comes when she actually,,, has to be vulnerable. or like, socialize normally at all. she's pretty awkward around people. thank fucking GOD breeze is naturally outgoing otherwise she never would have gotten any action whatsoever. she Cannot flirt with women i know this in my heart

🍊 [ORANGE] Does your OC have a prophecy surrounding them? If they don't, what would it be?

ooh... i never really thought about it, but it's possible!! for like. pre-separation, i can totally see a stereotypical prophecy situation where she and the other knights were destined to save the world. very interesting to think about how technically there would be nothing stating what would happen to them AFTER that. even MORE interesting thinking about if there was some other kind of prophecy for once they got separated, but none of them know it. ik that's super vague and i don't have anything specific in mind, but. hm. much to think about

aaand that's all for her!! i Miss Her i need to write more stuff w her and orph interacting ough o-|-< but thanks for the ask, love!!!! ❤️

[aggressiveglockenspiel]

i miss boatem

[reinemichele]

A lot of the torchwood characters may be [redacted] but big finish has a huge range of audio stories with the Torchwood cast, some stories that continue from after the show ended, and some one-shots with individual characters that serve as character studies that flesh out the world and characterization more than they could do in the show, in short bites (like 40 minute), but sometimes there's 2 or 3 characters together, like there's one where Rhys and Ianto have a barbecue together (I haven't listened to it yet but from the description they have a No Good Very Bad Terrible Barbecue)

Here's the download links to the post-canon series, Torchwood specials (includes a series with John Hart, if you like him <3), and the one-shots ✨

And I haven't listened to all of them, but some I recommend:

Zone 10 - Tosh - Tosh decodes a message hidden in a radio signal and travels to Russia to investigate. Really fun and also sad. I love Tosh send post

Moving Target - Suzie - Aliens hunt Suzie and another woman, the last 2 humans alive. Listening to this ruined my life, slash positive. I super recommend it, especially if you find Suzie to be a compelling little meow meow.

The Office of Never Was - Ianto - An empty building is haunted and freaking out the locals, who request Torchwood to look into it. This one really fucked me up (slash positive), as soon as I finished it I wanted to listen to it again from the beginning.

Deadbeat Escape - Bilis Manger - I don't even know how to describe this one. Uh, haunted Hotel California that absorbs life energy? It's really emotionally charged. If you like Bilis or existential horror I recommend it.

Sync - Suzie - Suzie is stuck, bound by an alien tracking bracelet, working together with a slitheen. There's an awkward hitch-hiking truck ride!

The Hope - Owen - I haven't listened to this one yet, but it's about a woman who ran a home for "troubled children", where the children wound up missing. She kept her silence on the issue for years, but now that she's dying, she agreed to go back and reveal the horrible secrets. Again, haven't listened, but it sounds really dark, and in the cover Owen is being buried alive, which is nice.

Dissected - Gwen & Martha - Another one I haven't listened to, but it's Gwen and Martha together! Gwen shows up on Martha's doorstep with a dead body, and questions about why their friendship ended.

Tropical Beach Sounds and Other Relaxing Seascapes #4 - The Narrator - Another one I haven't listened to, but it's described as a self-help tape about Torchwood. What a hilarious combination of words.

Rhys and Ianto's Excellent Barbecue - Rhys & Ianto - Still haven't listened. Rhys plans a barbecue but the only one who shows up is Ianto, and "something goes wrong. The two of them could be trapped together for eternity at a barbecue where the sausages never cook, and worse, the brewskis remain forever out of reach." (Per the official description)

The Crown - Queen Victoria (?) - I haven't listened to this yet but it seems spooky. It's Christmas eve, and Dr. Gideon Parr is summoned to an asylum to check on a patient. This patient claims to haunted by a terrible curse of The Ferryman, and also claims to be Queen Victoria.

Ex-Machina - Ianto - I haven't listened to this yet, so here's the official description: "Ianto Jones is Torchwood. Ianto Jones is the defender of a deserted city, a lone crusader who keeps the empty streets safe. One day he meets one of the few survivors. She needs his help – because she's being chased by a darkness. A darkness which says it loves her." Yayyyy dark eldritch entities saying they love you <333

Drive - Tosh - Tosh wakes up, wounded and desperate, in the back of a cab. She and this taxi driver have just one night to save the city of Cardiff. Honestly very heart-warming, I Loved the taxi driver.

Lease of Life - Owen - Haven't listened to yet, but from the description it seems like Owen is called in to investigate an apartment with a spreading mould issue. Tfw you can't die so they expose you to mould 😭

Curios - Bilis Manger - Bilis Manger is trapped in a Welsh coal mine during WWII, and Jill has been sent down to catalogue what's down there. There's something hunting them in the dark. 10/10, really fun and honestly sweet at parts despite the horror. Be warned there's an attempted rape scene, but it isn't explicit and doesn't go anywhere.

The Great Sontaran War - Ianto - I haven't listened to this yet, but it's Ianto with a Sontaran and a cat.

The Grey Mare - Ianto - Haven't listened yet but you had me at ghost horse. I'd never heard of the tradition of Mari Wyld before (as I am a nasty american) but the folklore itself sounds really sweet and communal, but in this story Ianto is visited by Mari Wyld, and she's real. I hope this one is spooky!

Dead Plates - Bilis Manger - I don't know how to describe this one either. Murder mystery whodunit hosted by Bilis Manger, who has been murdered. Very trippy and fun.

Torchwood: SUV - Ianto & Tosh - Haven't listened to this, but it's Tosh and Ianto trapped in the Torchwood SUV with a monster trying to get in.

The Last Love Song of Suzie Costello - Suzie - Still haven't listened to this one. An island appears in the North Atlantic Ocean, and while Suzie comes to investigate, she finds a crashed spaceship on the seabed. In it is a mystery, and "also something Suzie has never dreamed of..."

There's a trio of ood-themed stories that just came out, but they're so recent that I haven't found DL links to them. I do plan on buying them though so I can provide those eventually!

While I'm at it, the main folder of this google drive folder is this Gigantic compilation of every DW media in existence. Classic Who, magazines, comics, novels, spinoffs like Torchwood & SJA, audiobooks, big finish audios, promotional clips, ads, a role-playing game; literally everything. It's a lot so you should probably set aside a few days to look through everything, that's what I did because it's so overwhelming. But I wanted the resource available to anyone who wants it!

I wanted to share that these exist and that the Torchwood actors reprised their roles for audio stories with Will and Lee, but I didn't want to post this in the tag and get yelled at / lectured for 🏴‍☠️.

I just think it'd be unrealistic, not to mention kinda mean to point people in the direction of the audios, and then be like "Okay! Now go spend $75 on 3 stories!" I buy a lot of big finish releases but I know not a lot of people have the money to spare for silly scifi, especially with the economy being so fucked. So I want to help make these more accessible, plus people can always listen to one of these and decide to buy it if they like it enough.

Okay I want to make a torched wood post but I don't want it to show up in the search results so I'm going to reblog and add it to this

[whaleofatjme1920]

Hello, fellow anomaly! :D

How's my little scrimblo? Enjoy your little heating lamp, hmmm. I hope you are well and they aren't doing too much harm to my favorite eldritch abomination lizard. Anyways probably what I am doing is against some rules but I am making sure it gets to you. I had bribed Doctor Kondraki to make sure ;). I know you two have history and there's a good chance that he may be the one who delivers it to you.

But I hope you've been a good lizard. I know that acid can be so rough and probably not the most comfortable either but I heard you hadn't eaten anyone and I'm so so proud of you for that. I am trying to work on another visit with you and 053 but running into issues with that. The ethics committee can be quite rude about that, but I should bother you with such things now my little moss-covered bastard.

I do hope you enjoy this letter, I have done all of this just for you because you are my favorite, you should know that. My favorite little anomaly out of the whole foundation. Just a little misunderstood reptile. I wonder if we got you a heat lamp if you'd be happier. Lizards like the heat right? I'll see what I can do :D

Well, can't keep this too long. Please enjoy my precious words my little meow meow and I send all my regards.

- The Cryptid

[This is the only letter to bypass my rules bc this is one of my best friends]

Item #: SCP-682

Object Class: Keter

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Addendum 682-G: The Letter that Destroyed a Facility

The following is SCP 682's transcribed response to 'The Cryptid'. The original audio was recorded on June 1st in the early hours of the morning and transcribed by Dr. Tjme who claimed the entire thing was "so stupid [she] couldn't believe [we] let this happen." Foundation higher ups never gave their explicit permission for this letter to slip through the tense vetting process. Dr. Kondraki is currently facing administrative action, both for slipping the letter through to SCP 682 and for the destruction of Site [REDACTED] that followed after due to, once again, SCP 682.

I do not wish to entertain the ramblings of a madman, nor do I wish to give leeway to such blatant disrespect of my character. What you have written here is nothing short of offensive, crude and out of line regardless of your cryptid status. What the FUCK do half of these words even mean? Millennia ago I was revered as a god, and now I am naught but "your little scrimblo" a "meow meow". And one of the worst parts of it? You sent that fucking cur Kondraki to give it to me. The man who rode atop my back like I was some wild fucking horse and not the being that I am! How dare you? How dare you treat me with such disrespect and then expect a polite and courteous response! No, no.

I don't want to see you. I do not want to see that little girl again. Do not come here. You are not welcome and the ones who read this and transcribe this know. Perhaps, if you break enough rules, you will be given to me where I can harshly deal with you. You annoy me, like a fly buzzing in my ear, you do not leave me be.

I am not like any COMMON lizard. You do not need to send some pity heat lamp my way. Even if you did send it, I do not want it if it comes from you. You do not have the rights to say how much you enjoy my company when you speak to me in such a manner. How dare you call me little? How dare you call me misunderstood? My will is understood from ancient people far, far ago and STILL you condescend me. Stop presuming that you know me. That you care for me. I do not want you to ever contact me again. Just thinking of it sends me boiling, blistering, a deep seated rage bubbling upwards to eventually maul you alive. Stop reminding me of my faults. I should have eaten someone. I should be out. I should not be here.

I should not be here.

[collectingsorrows444]

*Dances*

Okay, okay, so let me give you some or just information about my FNAF (Security Breach specifically) OC’s!

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Mx. Star:

Works in the daycare (why-)

She is more inspired by astrology (obviously ig)

Has the zodiac signs on her dress! They glow in the dark with the little stars on it

Their hair is puffy and soft and full of stars (inspired by when a star explodes and reforms, it’s honestly kinda pretty)

She has no mouth but can speak with her hands! (Sign Language) There are various types of sign language but she is very fluent in them

Plus, she kinda has speakers and a voice box

Carries two pockets that are strapped around her waist! One holds tarot cards and the other holds prizes and trinkets!

Did you know, Mx. Star has wings! They are designed to be like eldritch wings :0

Let’s say, she was intended to be more humanoid so more kids could come to the daycare *shrugs*

Side Note: Parental Figure for Solar (the next animatronic)

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Solar:

Basically based off the solar system!

Obviously is in the daycare (omg why again-)

She was originally a boy

Back then, she was intended to be child-like and to get along with the kids. She was paranoid and scared of everyone.

Mx. Star took Solar under their wing (pun intended? Probably)

But for real, Star made sure Solar was comfortable and safe

And then boom! Solar actually got her design changed a little!

Her voice box changed just like requested and so did her outfit :>

Her socks *coughs* has a really really light pastel version of the trans flag! I thought it would be cool to add that in :]

Solar is also security! Security just incase no one else can take care of a bad guy for they can be busy or overwhelmed

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Kitty:

Mmmm, cat animatronic but a security animatronic????

What’s up with me with security shit-

Kitty has an updated design but I didn’t care to actually draw it officially-

She has a little fish plush named Mr. Fish

Mr. Fish was given by a child before they left

So Kitty holds Mr. Fish dearly to her heart (chest? Gears?)

She takes most patrols during the day since her main job is to find missing or lost kids

Kitty also works in the Lost and Found! She helps bring back the lost items as well

She also is programmed to act like a cat sometimes so-

Kitty can have random tic’s or twitches (Tics or Tourette’s) and it doesn’t have to do anything with her code

She has a handler! You’ll learn about the handler later.

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Theo the Mechanic:

You can find this guy on tiktok!

My user is @ghoststarcookie (I think-)

He is the main mechanic, well, used to be

At the time, he was the only one who was in Parts & Services that was active and had different functions that weren’t as advanced as the others

He also has a hard time remembering time and his routine so that’s where is partner comes along!

Vi! Vi is a cat like animatronic just like Kitty but is actually an accurate cat

Vi interacts with Theo telling him to “Come on!” or “We have to go!” by meowing or Morse code

The two are so wholesome :>

Imagine Theo and Vi hanging out and kids surrounding them asking if they can pet Vi; Theo letting them and Vi happily taking in all of the love and affection?

I honestly need to redraw the two-

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The Handler…

Mx. Valdez!:

A human staff!

Woah!

They are a mechanic and they took over Parts & Services, teaching Theo some things since he was just told to do it with no explanation

Mx. Valdez is also Kitty’s Handler

They act as a therapist or a person who can comfort her

Mx. Valdez often checks in with the both of them (Theo and Kitty) since they are their favorite *coughs*

They wear round glasses, a navy blue coat with Kitty sewed onto the pocket as long with star designs on the sleeves and pants

Curly brown hair into bun (half bun? Wait- Hair down but the top is a bun! I am not an expert with names of hairstyles-)

Tanned skin :]

Really really supportive

They can be real funny! (Dark Humor lol)

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That’s it! Have an amazing night, afternoon and day! See you later lovely! - Dawn