oddlyzephyrous
oddlyzephyrous
Look upon my posts, ye bloggers, and despair!
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Hello lovely people, I'm Odds, Oz, Oddly, or Zeph! she/they, doodler, bird and bug enjoyer, fan of Hollow Knight, ULTRAKILL, TTRPG, MTG, JRWI and other dnd pods, Malevolent and TMA, and all sorts of other nerdy things like biology, linguistics, and botany. feel free to say hello! Welcome and enjoy my blog!
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oddlyzephyrous · 5 hours ago
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ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d
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oddlyzephyrous · 6 hours ago
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oddlyzephyrous · 6 hours ago
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every time i'm reminded that caul fat (also known as lace fat) exists i get so mad that it hasn't inspired a popular lace pattern like all the floral and crochet stuff
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oddlyzephyrous · 6 hours ago
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is it cool if I invite my decapitated head
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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"I should have been able to dominate foolish" HELLO?
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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Eternity's Bond
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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"let me savor this" bad announces as he starts beating foolish with his fists
"oh can you push me up against the wall?" foolish asks, and of course bad agrees.
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him
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oddlyzephyrous · 7 hours ago
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more people remember zendaya is meechee than the actual name of the film she was in
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oddlyzephyrous · 8 hours ago
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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner
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oddlyzephyrous · 8 hours ago
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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what
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oddlyzephyrous · 8 hours ago
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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
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