oddlyzephyrous

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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

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Girlblubbing <3

Flaps my fins scandalously

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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This is is about tr! obviously but

That fight (if you can even call it a fight, it was mostly Foolish running away from Bad) was interesting for a variety of reasons. First and foremost, it was deffo flirting - but besides that it was also a game, and besides that, it was a test.

They were both, clearly, bored. Foolish because he was alone with his throne for more than 2 seconds, and Bad because he was entertaining a discussion that didn’t, or rather couldn’t, amount to much. Bored, bored immortals with nothing to do, so why not play a game? Bad enjoys killing Foolish, and Foolish thinks it’s fun to get killed by Bad (there’s no other explanation at this point) so what’s the harm?

To Foolish, many things in life are interesting and all worthy of investment; but none are so interesting, and no investment so final, as death. But to Bad, life is imperative; he desires and needs it - second only to his mission, of course. And therefore his immediate suspicion is that this is not a game, but a test - and he’s not entirely wrong. He perhaps put more stake into Foolish’s strategic mind than was necessary, but that’s always the case for him - he finds security in paranoia.

Foolish, on the other hand, learned something even if he wasn’t planning for it. He tested Bad’s strengths and weaknesses, an important thing for a king to know about his kingdom’s greatest threat. He walked away with his life, gambling it on the idea that this wasn’t a game Bad would consider to be well-played. He was even able to assess Bad’s weaponry which historically does not tend to go well…

All the weapons except for the infamous crossbow, that is, because Bad knows that Foolish is dangerous and not to be disregarded (he told Ros as much the day before, he tells anyone that will listen, and it’s never a lie). Foolish gets to see his weapons, fine, but not the one that actually matters. No, that one is barely used in the fight at all, and I doubt it’s truly just because Bad was pulling his punches.

So like I said: it’s interesting.

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Kayne:

Detective Noel:

KIY about Charlie:

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he’s a little stupid 💔

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jarthur dreamland vacation trip ❤

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what the hell sure

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Dude this was rotting in my queue like for like 2 weeks and then Left arm posted something so similar that I actually thought I was losing my marbles @arthur-lesters-left-arm are we Bluetooth connected at the brain ???

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@lighthouseshepard

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This shit drives me so crazy???????????

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Dude in a car: I hear voices and they tell me to do things

The twunk that lives in Arthur's head: that's insane. This man has obviously lost his mind. You should kill him

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ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d