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In which Persephone is told she can't game the system- (TEXT EDIT)
no art was edited here, just text to make this more realistic to how this scene WOULD have gone if it was an actual courtroom with real rules LOL I find it a little weird that Rachel wrote a courtroom drama arc like this and then twisted it this much to benefit Persephone because like... clearly she was inspired by courtroom drama shows, and I can't help but wonder if she got all of her basic courtroom knowledge from like, Spongebob or some shit LOL
#it literally could have been a forum or something a little more#idk#GREEK ???#get tf outta here persephone#choosing your own boyfriend as your attorney#he shouldn't even be a judge on this case let alone an attorney#wtf was zeus thinking#where the FUCK is athena#athena would never let this happen#this edit means a lot to me because the trial arc was basically my canon event where I started to doubt LO and Rachel#like i had had so much suspension of disbelief up until persephone chose hades to be her attorney LOL#and then the eris twist was the last straw#lo critical#anti lore olympus#lore olympus critical#antiloreolympus
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Penelope owns a golden chain.
It is a thick, large piece with two cuffs connected to one end of it, made of robust metal that still shines beautifully years later. It stretches perhaps some four metres, at most, and the clasp in the middle allows her to twist it tighter if she wants it to. The blacksmith she had commissioned it from had given her two copies of the key- one of which she'd tossed off of a high cliff, and the other that she keeps safe in a locked box in her room.
It can clasp to her bed, to the throne and to the bath flooring. She had it enchanted by a witch on the run from a neighbouring kingdom in exchange for security, to never cross the limits of the shoreline- so she never loses it, she'd said. She had won a favour off an alchemist in a bet and gotten it spelled to never break. She polishes it every day carefully to look it's best before she leaves the room.
It has only one use.
"I will hobble you like a horse," She hisses to her husband when he returns to her after twenty years. Adjusts herself and leans down to whisper in his ear, "I will chain you down like a common beast, cut out that silver tongue of yours so you can no longer get into trouble, break your fucking legs."
The chain clinks as Odysseus gasps for air. Penelope smiles and traces the edge of his adoring, breathless grin. "You are not allowed to leave me ever again."
Penelope owns a golden chain.
It looks wonderful around her husband's feet.
#odypen#dark penelope truthers where you at#odysseus#penelope#my fic#epic the musical#odyssey#tw dark#ig??#greek mythology#penelope placidly smiling on her throne as the chain tinkles around odys ankles as he sorts out some person's problems#anyone who comes to talk to them is always intimidated as hell. glad odysseus is ruling but also hey king of ithaka blink 2 if u need help#he does not need help he is also crazy and very melty about his wifes love for him#it shuffles when he walks so she can always hear him#telemachus has grown up w his mom's crazy he never understands the concerns people come to him with and athena has no morals#so theres no help for menelaus helen and clymenestra when they walk in#“hey- what in fucks name.”
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Hera and Athena when Ares left them for Aphrodite and the Trojans
#watch The Penguin it’s so fucking good#I’m so mad Homer never gave us a scene where Hera yells at Ares for what he did#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#greek goddess#hera#hera goddess#hera greek mythology#zeus#ares#ares deity#ares god of war#ares greek god#goddess athena#Athena#athena goddess of wisdom#athena greek mythology#the penguin#the penguin spoilers#the penguin series#the penguin hbo#Iliad#homer's iliad#Trojan war
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guys I may have overestimated by ability to go without the weewoos for 4 months 🧍🏽♀️
#what the fuck do I do know#I mean I gotta study but like#what do I focus on#where are my wee woos#911#911 fox#911 abc#911 tv show#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#athena grant#chimney han#henrietta wilson#bobby nash#ravi panikkar#911 show#911 on abc#911 season seven#911 season 7#911 s7
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Watching Eddie Begins with Buddie-colored glasses on is already crazy enough, but I just caught something that I never really thought about before. Athena tells Bobby that the news crews showing up before she leaves for another call might turn the call into a nationwide story. And then Buck absolutely LOSES it when 30 feet of wet earth falls on top of Eddie. So yeah, maybe Bobby pulls Buck away to stop him from futilely digging for Eddie with his hands, but maybe he also does it because he doesn’t want his kid’s grief and fear and love for Eddie being broadcast across the country. Especially not when Bobby thinks that Eddie’s probably already dead. And not only does Bobby pull Buck away from the well, he pulls back right into his lap. This is the closest we get to Bobby cradling Buck in his arms until the lightning strike, and it’s because he doesn’t want Buck to be in pain, and he most certainly does NOT want the tragedy of Eddie’s death to be made even worse by Buck’s pain over it being broadcast to the entire country.
#bobby is buck's dad#911#9-1-1#911 abc#9-1-1 abc#buddie#bobby nash#eddie diaz#evan buckley#athena grant#also#just because I’ve never really posted meta about Eddie begins before#we REALLY need to talk about the fact that Buck’s reaction to Eddie’s potential demise is the ONLY reaction show live and in color#season 3 buddie was NOT subtle in the slightest y’all#I know there’s so many fics out there about Eddie finding a video of Buck’s reaction to him being trapped but I want one where he watches#and is ALSO so fucking grateful for Bobby pulling Buck away from where he was buried#for taking care of his partner when he wasn’t topside to do it himself#that still of Bobby and eddie talking for s7 reallyyyy has me in my feels about these three men and their incredible dynamic#well scene#you will always be famous#fuck the writers for this actually#(affectionate)
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You know what would be really funny? If we never hear from Athena again
Is she dead?
Probably not but we’re never gonna know it’s gonna be a big mystery in 20 years when Epic goes onstage. There will be video essays about it
#epic the muscial#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic the musical livestream#epic the musical spoilers#epic the vengeance saga#athena#she’s not seen she’s not there#god it would be so fucking funny#she just doesn’t show up again#she probs will#but can you imagine#telemachus#is just like where’s Athena#and Odysseus is like#Oh Shit Athena#end musical
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At this rate I think anytime Athena travels anywhere they should just have emergency services on standby. Like forget worrying about storm clouds on the horizon. The moment you spot Athena in your general vicinity it’s time to high tail it out of there.
#to be fair she’s also pretty good at saving those in danger with her#but if my choices are an average day or a day where I’m horribly traumatized and survive I’m going to go with a normal day#although I do also love Athena so maybe it’s worth the risk????#Athena grant#not an incorrect quote#911 abc#911 spoilers#next season we stick her on a high speed train#although 911 lonestars opening incident was a train crash so that’s unlikely#maybe she’s on a subway and an earthquake hits????#NO WAIT WE PUT HER ON THE FUCKING SPACE STATION#ASTRONAUT ATHENA TO THE RESCUE
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I'm wondering what the crew members who opened the bag felt like when poseidon drowned all those ships
Because they were on the same ship as odysseus and will likely join the mutiny
So I imagine that when they get away from poseidon they were just like "hahahaha wtf"
"Sorry captain we opened the bag that you clearly said held the storm inside and was dangerous"
#the gall to mutiny against odysseus honestly#like it was his fault technically#but YOU OPENED THE BAG WHEN YOU WERE LIKE A DAYS WORTH OF SAILING AWAY FROM ITHICA#AND FOR WHAT#“Never really know who you can trust” FR FUCK YOU#wanna write an au where odysseus gets so fucking mad at them that he sacrifices them to poseidon to appease him#and poseidons like “wow i dont even have to teach him ruthlessness”#athenas somewhere in the distance like “so NOW you wanna kill.”#“what was our dramatic divorce song for then”#ruthlessness#epic the musical#epic the ocean saga
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i must be a sick fuck if im looking for a specific ship for a three thousand year old story and there are like. 6 fics and some of them aren’t english
#look#look Athena/odysseus is fucked up#it is a fucked and cursed ship#however#i love mess#and I can’t be the only one#so WHERE ARE THE FICS#I’ve searched the general Greek tag I’ve searched both Homer tags I searched the epic tag#there is NOTHING.#what do i do in this situation
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OK BACK uP cause wt- you mean to tell me Hermes is literally the god of thieves and these idiots think a child of Ares stole the masterbolt???
#child of Athena where#like Percy and Grover get a pass but come tf on bffr isn't Athena supposed to be the smart goddess and they really got her golden child out#out here looking like a aboslute clown like shit is embarrassing#like if she wants to disown her for something then it should be for that#like Luke tell me you did it without telling me you did even though you just played yourself by sounding sus as fuck#like lmao are they serious here#like I don't know Greek mythology so l just assumed Ares did it because he's an instigator and would do anything to start a fight/war#which technically is still true because he literally let this boy get away with thief to just get another fight going like yes Ares it's#it's true you’re a simple minded meat head and your sister is definitely smarter than you so suck it up buttercup#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjo tv show#grover underwood#annabeth chase#percy jackson#clarisse la rue#luke castellan#ares#ares pjo#hermes#hermes pjo#athena#athena pjo
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i actually kinda love the 6x18 highway collapse disaster bc it was soooo good but disappointing in the whump of it all ... like bobby get basically buried and coming out with just a hurt shoulder or something... no i wanted to see him almost die ... like we could've gotten such good angst of him stuck there no way out and no way to get help... and i always think of when athena calls out on the radio she found him she sounds so scared and sad when I first heard it I thought something really really bad happened to bobby but ... i wanted more angst and whump... the potential... and then only to make it worse they time skipped so much like no end with them all gathered in the hospital in recovery...
#WHERE IS WHUMP AND ANGST#ITS SUCH A GOOD SITUATION FOR IT AND U BARELY GAVE ME ANY#constantly think about the fic where bobby is in a similar situation or it is based on the collapse and he's dying and calls athena....#technically in that fic he does die but#what if its similar and just a close call#he thinks hes dying#bc he fucking buried under tons of rubble and whatnot#mans should have been more injured#911#bobby nash
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i am an athena cykes defender forever and ever until the day i die but god. somewhere out there there is a universe where apollo justice got actual follow through and it kills me that i am not living in it
#sorry. i am replaying apollo justice. and it has SO MUCH POTENTIAL.#kills me that we never get any real answers about kristoph obv but its not even just that#klavier as a rival was so interesting. because hes basically already at the state that you're trying to get all the other prosecutors in th#series to in terms of winning vs truth. hes really well rounded as a prosecutor in a way that you as the player arent used to#and that was an interesting departure from the formula for aa in general but then they slapped him with a whole DIFFERENT problem#with kristoph and phoenix. and then they just. do not resolve it whatsoever.#even though apollo is literally right there as a perfect little avenue for resolution. and i KNOW that they WOULD HAVE resolved it#if only they would have MADE THE SECOND GODDAMN GAME#PLUS the secondary conflict of systemic injustice within the system and phoenix's role in that. TRUCY.#god fuck ace attorney why are you so good and so bad at the same time#what we really should have gotten is an apollo justice duology and THEN an athena cykes solo game#where apollo shows up exclusively as a background character and athena actually gets to be the playable attorney in more than 2 cases.#ugh. whatever#personal
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God(s)damn why was I stupid enough to think I didnt need to catch the epic musical streams? I watched the playback and damn it was so cool! There are so many people contributing to it?! I didnt know that! The whole wisdom saga was lovingy made by everyone, the voices, the illustrations, animatics, straight up animations like wow I wasnt aware this was as big as it is. I would feel like a fool if I miss another one of these now. Gotta make sure that doesnt happen
#epic the wisdom saga#epic the musical#so many highlights... where to even begin. I am just gushing at this point#the dude making the musical is such a joy! you can tell he is more excited and passionate about this than anyone#TELEMACHUS'S WHOLE FIGHT WAS ANIMATED BY SOMEONE LIKE AN OLD ARCADE FIGHTING GAME!?!?! IT WAS SO CHARMING HOLY SHIT#IT HAD ATTACK ANIMATIONS AND EVERYTHING#Calypso was so cute and funny. “She's my wife.” “T_T”#the whole god games song was just 👌#holy hell dude#each god and goddess#the animatics add so much for sure. I wouldntve known athena and hera were having a disco dance battle if I was listening blind#fucking hell#if anyone is reading this have I convinced you to check this out yet?
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why does Rick Riordan hate the original myths so bad 💀
the Asphodel stuff?? regret? where is that coming from? you fully just made that shit up? out of his ass fr. the fields of Asphodel are specifically an area of neutrality, where the pretty much all mortals go when they die. it's for anyone who lived a normal life, who isn't a hero or a literal monster. it's specifically a neutral zone for people to exist once they die, it has nothing to do with ~your regrets in life~. it's like, a peaceful field of flowers where all your life's troubles are left behind on the surface.
the closest things to that is the fields of mourning/sorrow, but that's specifically for unrequited romantic love and also not called the fields of Asphodel (and also I'd bet money that rr doesn't know what that is) (and also only in Virgil's The Aeneid and not the Odyssey with the rest of what we know of the underworld)
#the fields of Asphodel are so so personal to me as someone who practices helpol too#like thats such a stupid and nonsensical change#just straight up fibbing for fun#and for what? a half baked poorly writted one off scene??#like he really just hates the myths huh#this and how he depicts a lot of the gods (namely ares Aphrodite and athena)#snd HERA#GODS#i forgot about that originally he fucking SLANDERS hera#for no reason#hes is such a MAN he cannot write a well wrotted female character for the life of him goodness gracious#and Persephone too!! with how she treats nico#“he would not fucking say that” but its me to about how rr depicits the gods#and mostly the female ones too#he writes all of them terribly but its noticable how he is nice to the “misunderstood men” like Hephaestus and Hades#but then slanders the women#and what he said about Aphrodite when asked where she was in tlo!! “oh she was probably busy doing her makeup hahaha”#ill kill you. like what the fuck??#this got horribly off topic oops oops#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show
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just watched athena begins and oooooooooooooof wow that was like. not a good episode of television 😬 i obv haven't watched s5/s6 yet but i have seen some people criticize kristen reidel by saying she just tells the stories she wants to tell regardless of whether they're in character or fit with the established canon and i got that from this episode big-time
#athena you deserved a better begins episode than#''i had a secret dead fiance whose existence has literally never even been implied before now!#now i'm gonna singlehandedly track down his killer extrajudiciously and have him arrested#because even though the guy has completely turned his life around and helped countless kids from ending up where he did#and also has a family of his own that i will be destroying by having him arrested#meaning i will arguably be actively harming the world by having him arrested instead of just keeping what i've learned a secret#he still needs to go to jail simply because The American Criminal Justice System Is The Only Justice That Counts#and cop shows have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant''#911 abc#911 lb#i love this show but CHRIST i hate when it does copaganda and it's been really egregious a couple of times now
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gods i love wired headphones. love having headphones with a headphone jack (and thus a replaceable cable) and no other way of playing music. love 10 foot long audio cables. love dedicated usb DACs. love headphones that are designed primarily for long-term listening comfort and don't need to have extra bulk in hinges or padding to make them more sturdy or flexible to accommodate being shoved in a bag when you're done with your commute. love high-quality audio with no perceptible delay and no fucking battery life and no extra mass from a bluetooth module and microprocessor and flashable ROM and a battery and charging circuit and onboard DAC and amp driving the speaker(s) weighing my head down.
#sincerely#wired headphones#my beloved#analog audio#i love you#open back headphones#you help sustain my will to continue living#i've got a microphone that has a built-in DAC and amp that can inject microphone audio at a configurable volume and it's delightful#it's a USB mic that can also operate over XLR with a dedicated audio interface#i love it so much#plus it sounds amazing as a mic#anyway. gosh i just love wired peripherals#sure; most of my stuff *also* can operate wirelessly or i have a wireless alternative for sake of convenience in certain situations.#but wired is king (female gender)#side note: i think it fucks severely to describe a woman as being king. not queen. not monarch. fucking *king*#realized that when i read a fanfic where it was referenced that athena was once king of the gods and i was like “oh; damn. that fucks.”#oh; right. i'll make an exception for my mouse. *that* i typically prefer wireless.#but it had *better* operate over 2.4 GHz with a dedicated dongle#mine has a 2.4 GHz dongle and *also* a bluetooth mode and it's lovely. convenience *and* competence as desired.#ily my wireless mouse <3#works well with my NiMH rechargeables; too. not all aa/aaa devices play nicely with the 1.2V battery chemistry; but they work well here 😁#my keyboard; also. has both wired connectivity (and charging) over usb c; and multiple bluetooth profiles. it's great#(i would be over the moon if it *also* had a 2.4 GHz dongle; but for a keyboard “wired” and “bluetooth” are the two i would prioritize)#oh; yeah. it's a 60% keyboard; too. and it has per-key RGB. gods i love this keyboard. it fucks hard. so glad i got it
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