#where are they all coming from

[the-magic-school-bus]

I collect both catholics and rocks, I’m C.S Lewis if he was a crystal girl

[sagethesmol1]

omg people help

why are there so many hatsune miku’s on my tumblr

help

they all look so cool

but where are they coming from

[daenerys-targaryen]

CAN PEOPLE STTOOPP HAVING THE SAME NAME AS ME LITERALLY GET UR OWN???

[cobaltfluff]

where are all these iconless accounts coming from ?? are you guys real??? bots??? sorry if i blocked some real people!

[spoonbenders-archive]

Help whys there so much justgirlythings posts on my dash

[withoutrunes]

Trainers

The weirdest thing in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is the apparent plague of female country musicians that are wandering Paldea and fighting the locals.  What happened to this nation to cause all these cowboy-hat wearing women to start battling random strangers and demanding they listen to their CDs?

I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN MIXTAPE WOMAN

[tvonq]

everyday i wake up to block 50 new p*rnbots

[disasterbispn]

Obviously, the world is a wonderful and surprising place where anyone can be named anything, but I did get a chuckle out of my most recent porn bot follower—Clotilde from Iowa.

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[himetsuri]

when u get hit with the zane-albert wombo combo at work

[evgar]

nicky loves putting flowers in his mama's hair, naturally whenever rio is around she makes sure to grow the prettiest ones for them

[halles-comet]

This line about how even the other gay people you find annoying or sell outs or who live their life in the exact opposite way you do are still part of the tribe was written in 1977 but should be plastered on the internet today

[crsssie]

husband - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

Every now and then, Simon gets a student who doesn’t seem to get it past their skull that he’s happily married and not looking for a side chick or mistress.

He can usually tell in the first handful of classes, brow raised as they ask him to visit office hours, shirt peeking a little too low, smile a little too uncanny for his taste. He finds that typically as long as he plays uninterested and talk more about his wife, most of them learn to back down.

Now, occasionally, he gets a student who just doesn’t back down.

In those cases, he entertains the office hours, forcing you to stay back and lounge on the couch when they visit, extra affectionate with you when they walk in, ring on his finger extra polished and your matching one visible when you work.

You find it hilarious when you reach for his tea, lips around his straw as you continue to work on your research, drinking up the way his student’s eye twitches at his blatant displays of affection. You’re his “beloved” when the student walks in, and his “one and only” when they’re almost out of hearing range. You get a kiss when you walk him to class, and you peek into his class so much more to drop off drinks as long as the student doesn’t back down.

He refuses to hold an office hour with the student if you’re not available to hang around. He’d much rather be called a shitty professor than a shitty husband.

He can find another job. Not another you.

[stil-lindigo]

an ex-zionist jewish man recently went a bit viral on tiktok for sharing exactly how he sees zionism tie israel to the jewish identity and his personal experience with breaking away from it - I think it’s a really great watch.

He also made a follow up talking specifically about how he learned to humanise Palestinians, and a really integral part of it was his school, which would often bring in Palestinian speakers who’d share their perspective (here’s a link to it).

[zaahvi]

GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS