#where are all the memes

[gay-strawberry]

vane:

cherry:

pan:

bash:

kas:

winnie:

vane:

bash:

pan:

winnie:

part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5

[leisi-lilacdreams]

[simplyfroggy]

nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

(source)

[justarandomart]

fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame

[elizaisdunn]

how I imagine Grian telling the gang it’s time for a new season

[arttsuka]

So, @wolfythewitch 's gravity fowls au...

[tshortik]

Turn on "prevent third-party sharing" in your settings!

Go into your settings, click on your blog name, scroll down and enable "prevent third-party sharing". I'm gonna be honest, I question how much/if this even prevents any AI bullshit, but do it just in case anyway.

Edit: On Mobile it's the Settings Gear, Visibility, Prevent third-party sharing.

You have to turn that on for all your blogs separately.

[gio-scrabbles]

The rest of Sonic Movie 3: This dark and powerful hedgehog with a traumatic past named Shadow is destroying everything we love as revenge, and we must work together to stop him!

Doctor Robotnik and Agent Stone:

[buttercupshands]

Had a vision

(the 'murder is okay' part didn't seem right)

[heyitsphoenixx]

they saw u from across the bar

[ajcrawly]

Here's the thing about all the memes John uses in TLT. Sure, Jod is horny for the 2010s, but I can't believe that after 10,000 years he hasn't bothered to get down with any fresh new material. Never mind a myriad of human culture developing its own linguistic quirks - I'm betting the original Canaan House 16 had plenty of time to come up with some of their own. For example:

Skeleton construct #230 (Scotty Boneman) and skeleton construct #39 (Grunkulous Prime) and their long-running feud

Excessively anatomical descriptions for normal actions e.g 'don't you elevate your supercilium at me, Valancy. Stop oscillating your cephalon in my direction.'

Responding to one of John's unfathomable inside-joke references with a solemn nod and intoning the words 'glumpus glumpus' to acknowledge Divine and Unknowable Wisdom

Forgotten objects that may or may not have been sex toys (Cyrus and Valancy's nude portraits are a continuation of this)

[pointing at a picture of any animal that no longer exists] 'What kind of dog was this?'

Necromantically juicing up your muscles to insane proportions before e.g opening a jar, turning a key, writing down a note

Referring to any distasteful outfit as a 'sex ward'

'or as they say on the Eighth: if in doubt, slut it up' (Mercy and Cristabel do not approve of this one)

Tendon loving care

Convincing one another of fictitious new slang from the other Houses.

[after summoning a bone construct/flesh monster/skeleton army] I can never get the nose right

How many of your own joints can you dislocate mid-conversation before somebody notices

Wearing your lyctoral cape any way except in the way that it was intended to be worn

And, of course:

Lyctor? I hardly know 'er!

[ninyard]

Exy Fans on Twitter (RIP Riko edition)

[lucabyte]

isat doodles in the form of a silly-serious-silly sandwich

[thewirewitch]

Made a silly low-effort thing

*PLEASE NOTE: I do like Moominvalley (2019)'s Joxter, but I decided to read Moominpappa's Memoirs today and boy howdy are these two different lol.

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + tumblr [227/?]

[ryssbelle]

Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe

If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself