#it was the worst thing ive ever read
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#this fandom is too serious#where are all the memes#shitpost#the never king#i only read the first book#in case youre missing some character#it was the worst thing ive ever read#but also fun#vane#kas#bash#winnie darling#peter pan#but evil#nikki st crowe#vicious lost boys book 1
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thought about enjolras for 2 minutes. now i'm deeply unwell
#les mis is the longest book ive ever read#full of useless details#i hate marius with passion#the ending is the worst thing ive ever read#still 5 stars tho#les miserables#les mis#victor hugo#enjolras#grantaire#enjoltaire#enjolras and grantaire#books#text post#thoughts#relatable
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clad in what he'd consider the nicest shirt he owns (at the very least, one without any creases and blemishes), miller can still feel the tension pumping through his frame, coursing from the very top to the bottom as he stands there in the aftermath of meeting, or being catechized, by devon's parents. although he's had no experience with it before, and therefore has nothing to compare it to, something tells him that this wasn't exactly how these sorts of things were meant to go. a breath loosens from his chest, one he hadn't even been conscious he'd been holding throughout the interaction, once they're out of frame, turning to face devon, gaze scouring her own cautiously. one look at her, however, has a wave of tranquillity washing over him, combatting the commotion. he manages a soft smile; corners of his lips curled upright in a small motion as if to say it was alright, that he'd come prepared for this, knowing what was probably wracking her own thoughts right now. it's because of that, despite feeling like he's failed her somehow already, that he chooses to look on the bright side, low chuckle departing his lips as if it'll conceal his sudden unrest. " hey, that could've gone a lot worse, hm? " in fact, he'd almost expected it to, so being able to reach for her now, knuckles brushing softly against the back of her hand, intends to show her again that it was okay. maybe he wasn't entirely unscathed, but had made it out alive, at least. " think you really oversold it, actually— i was expecting a bloodbath. " he teases. / @bluestsdays
#bluestsdays#dare i say this is the worst thing ive ever written 🤠#im soooooo osrry u have to read it actually!#interactions / miller banks.
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LORE OLYMPUS IS OVER
#og post#liveposting#livereviews#<- THIS IS ALL YOURE GETTING#fuuuuck that shit that was the most heterosexual thing ive ever read with the worst art and hypocritical story telling#and overall a completely ass “modern retelling” of greek gods#never read it let this shit fade into obscurity. especially that dogshit trial arc lmao remember that
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i saw the tv glow is legitimately one of the stupidest, most tryhard movies i've ever seen in my entire life. absolute dogshit. and everyone is pretending it's the most lifechanging thing they've ever seen LOL give me a break! the gall to claim this is inspired by fucking DAVID LYNCH??? i can't
#fake 'deep' shit for ppl who watch steven universe every day#i truly didnt relate to anything onscreen despite it being sooo aimed at me in so many ways.#i'm also convinced the director is racist and ofc after reading hundreds of reviews. Not One mentions#the main character's race or the alienation of being mixed......... um.#i think people are getting Very Very Dumb overall.#and it;s no coincidence that prior to being embraced by actual trans ppl all i saw was a million NON TRANS ppl falling all over themselves#to be like OOOOOMGGGGG THIS IS THEEEEEEEE TRANS EXPERIENCE COMMITTED TO FILM!!!!1!!!#like god thank you so much for speaking on something you know nothing about !!!! <3#anyway the movie glorifies suicide more than pretty much anything ive ever heard of (including 13 reasons why)#and paints transness as Killing the Old Self. what a bleak and brutal thing to put onscreen and then CLAIM IS POSITIVE????#if this is aimed at kids (not sure if it rly is but it certainly would appeal to them and has the emotional maturity of a 14 yr old) then#its 100% going to inspire suicidal or self-injurious behavior. and it's insane and reckless as a filmmaker to craft this supposedly hauntin#and supposedly beautiful narrative where THE most important step is FUCKING KILLING YOURSELF. it's self hatred at the deepest level.#if anyone wants to shit talk this director with me lmk because that Worlds Fair movie is also some of the worst TRASH ive ever watched!!!#Amy Nicholson was spot-on abt it as always tho so i was vindicated by that
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Cannot stop thinking about. Will never not be thinking about. How in the year 2024. Marvel comics looked at their most prominent Muslim superhero. The only Muslim character with any consistent presence in marvel comics. A character created to represent Muslim comic book nerds and in part to contend with marvel (and America’s) history of Islamophobia, particularly in the wake of 9/11.
And said. Do you know what she needs?
A terrorist cousin.
#this is the worst thing ive ever read my friends. and ive read. a lot#kamala khan#cousin bilal#marvel#comics#nyx (2024)#lanzing & kelly#x men
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Describe wotg in 1 word
Lackluster
#pjo#wottg spoilers#wrath of the triple goddess#it wasnt the worst thing ive ever read#but was the worst rick book ive read#there were parts i liked#some cute moments#but overall it felt like a marketing cash grab that didnt have that much effort put into it
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just finished the most vile book ever and at the end there's a literature analysis by a "literature expert"..... and I put that in quotes because I do not believe a single self-respecting literature expert would do a serious analysis on this
but also it sure is an interesting choice to put a book analysis ...in the book itself . huh
#worst thing ive ever read by a MILE#it was so bad that i only finished it because i kept thinking 'surely it can't get worse'#and it did#with each page#it was like a car crash#brb gonna go throw up now
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i did indeed come on tumblr today entirely to discuss the new hbomb video and if snyone wants to discuss it w me i encourage it because oh my GOD
#barry.txt#hbomberguy#i cant lie it was ao satisfying to see someone really take down Somerton#whose always been smarmy and cruel and often inaccurate in his videos#i watched him for awhile but as i got older and developed more of my own opinions the less i liked him#that one quote where he talked about how aids decimated the arts scene#and focused on how its because adis survivors are just lame and dont fuck is one of the worst things#ive ever read. i hope he stole it bc if he wrote it. i mean oh my god
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apologizing in advance for the person i will become when the next pjo show season comes out
#and the one after that etc#IM GOING TO BE SO NORMAL OK. ill be the normalest guy ever. nobodys gonna be more normal than me about this#iv. eive. been reading the pjo books (first time actually) and. I care them all so mcuh. the books ever#so so many things i cant wait to see in the show. ive been imagining how some stuff could be translated into the show as i read#im so excited ougfhhh i love these books. life changing reads and im not even really halfway done with them#i just started the third one today actually :mindblown:#i sat down just to read the first few pages before i go to sleep. and erm. i ended up sitting there reading the first ~60 pages for over#-an hour instead. Its so good man the only reason i stopped reading is bc if i dont go to sleep now ill pass out lmao#anygays i love pjo forever and ever and when the next seasons come out im going to be insufferable (/pos)#Also i feel like im always saying this but#im not actually apologizing like i said in the post. im not sorry for shit!! im having a good time#cam.txt#side note omfg i wish i didnt get so much of pjo spoiled its ruining my fun. everything couldve been so much more enjoyable#its my fault im always spoiling media for myself just bc of my insatiable need to know everything Smh. im my own worst party pooper.#a killjoy but not in the cool mcr “killjoys make some noise” way 😞😞 big ol spoilsport right here
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i hate the wof fandom fr, these ppl will never stfu about how much they hate these books. why are you even here then damn!!
#my post#wof#wheres a wof discord server i can join that has people who actually like these books got damn#every wof server i join is basically just for roleplaying. i just wanna talk about the books and stuff man#i dont wanna rp augh#the only wof server ive found that isnt about roleplaying. sucks!#theres some dude in here like 'i hate literally everything about these books except for burn. book 10 is the worst thing ive ever read'#why. are. you. here.#also it feels like everyone for some reason hates arc 3 and its like ??? fucking skill issue tbh?
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now that i am running out of movies ive seen to rate, i am committing the cardinal letterboxd sin of reading reviews of movies i like
#I MUST REMEMBER TO NOT READ REVIEWS. READING REVIEWS IS THE FUN KILLER#over the past several days i have in my obsessive way become obsessed with rating every movie ive ever seen. i need that big total#however im racking my brain running out of movies to think of that ive seen#so i thought hey what are people saying about this movie i like. thats in my top 4. whats the worst that could happen#well the worst as it always does did happen. i think many of you hate fun#(this is about the wonderful world of the brothers grimm specifically but this kind of thing has been true of other movies)#well anyway good to know that my ratings of movies are the correct ones#anyway. letterboxd can be fun but watch out!
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thank you for the tag @fxreflyes this is so cute, except the format is trying to hinder my propensity to ramble, so i’ve rectified this in the tags lmao
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
no pressure tags for @static-radio-ao3 @inevitablestars @itsjaywalkers @carniferous @orbitfalls @transsexualpriest @futurequibblerjournalist <333
#i'm like 5'7 i think. fun fact i used to wear glasses when i was like 11 bc all my friends were getting glasses and i wanted some too so i#lied to my optician. lol good times. don't actually need glasses tho soooo.#this is me coming out as a natural blonde guys….. like my hair hasn’t been blonde in a good year or so and it hasn’t been my natural blonde#in like three/four years but still in my heart of hearts i identify as a blonde. like i get confused when people don't count me as one#i have my ears and nose pierced and i would love a tattoo but unfortunately i have both a fear of needles and commitment issues so.#not sure if that’ll ever happen… would be very hot and sexy tho. also i'm one of those freaks with green eyes lol it's appaza quite rare#my hair is currently like dark dark brown… have been getting the itch to dye it again tho like a kinda reddish colour idk yet we’ll see#i had braces for AAGES. i have freckles in the summer and i paint my nails whenever i remember to. rn they’re a very chipped lilac colour#i think i have a resting bitch face but i can never tell tbf like it might be more of a resting 'dead to the world' face lmao#okay technically i don’t play an instrument anymore! but in the past i’ve dabbled with the cello the oboe and the xylophone. singing too#spanish and italian baybee although ig if this means like fluently then that’s not me but this is literally my degree it’s my whole brand#yes i like to read but also the only things ive read in like the last few months have been either books in spanish/italian for my degree#literary criticism for said span/ital books and… fanfic. so. also i like writing but it's my worst enemy rn the thoughts aren't working :(#i have many best friends that i’ve known for years!!!! in fact i've known some of my friends for like my entire life it's very cute#okay sorry for rambling i can never help myself and i also literally could go on icl like there was Some restraint applied here#kara lore#bc there's quite a lot of it in this one lol#tag games
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so many people just hear "dick was a cop" and go "eww im gonna pretend i didnt see that" and like. if its just bc you cant handle the subject matter thats one thing, but often times its just. performative. especially because the actually storyline is so much about dick trying (and as far as ive gotten to reading so far, failing) to make a change in the system and be a "good cop". it's an extremely heavy but genuinely very interesting storyline. dick does find other "good cops", but they're very much the minority and usually keep their heads down, because cops are bastards and will ruin the lives of "fellow officers" who try and do things right. they try to frame dick for murder at one point and everything.
#its such a long and significant thing that happened and im like. youre explicitly mentioning it just to say you're ignoring it? alright.#sure. so proud of you. im sure that makes a huge difference in the world. very cool.#not trying to shade at any one person but ive just seen that attitude from people have definitely never read nw96 lol#at most they read 93 so they can bitch about how 'terrible' they think it is and use it as an excuse to wish terrible things#onto like. one of Very Few women who were in the comic book industry at the time#but im sure theres nothing internalized going on there. sure its just coincidence that they never bitch about male authors#using the excuse of social justice#love me some social justice but fuckin hate people who try to do it in fictional space instead of like. reality#literally helping no one by harassing Problematic Woman Author#dont even wanna name her bc her haters are some of the worst people ive ever seen on the internet lol#ANYWAYS. im done ranting#woke up at 03:30 and chose violence i guess
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ive got an essay due at 3pm tomorrow and ive not even looked at it i am so so unserious about my degree and by the grace of some higher being i somehow keep managing to crawl through it's actually getting a bit funny
#me and an old friend of mine used to have a running joke during a-levels that im just one of those people where shit Works Out#and it started bc we shared two a-levels (english and economics) and in BOTH classes i regularly didn't do the homework#or the reading etc and yet it would ALWAYS work out for me#like we'd walk into a class neither of us having done the homework and they'd get yelled at while i went under the radar somehow#or that one english essay i got the highest score in the class when i literally hadn't even read the fucking book it was on#and when we pointed the theory out it started just becoming really prevalent#like no matter how late i am for things i'll arrive and by some miracle the thing im late for is also late (e.g a train or teacher)#like im just one of those people that has very very mundane luck#and low and behold i am fighting this degree with bloody fists putting the absolute bare minimum in for my own sanity's sake#and i SOMEHOW keep pulling through. literally failed two modules last year and STILL got a 2:1 average#and the last essay i wrote was the worst essay id ever done in my life and i get my standards are higher bc ik im good at essays#but the point still stands and you know what? i got a FIRST#literally was pure waffle i have never blagged it so hard and i got a FIRST#and all this shit just makes me cockier and cockier and go even more by the skin of my teeth and it ALWAYS WORKS OUT#it's soooo silly but im not complaining. anyway ill keep u posted about this essay <3 it's econ history so is actually interesting#but the most ive done for it is ask the sc ai lmao and for context degree-level essays usually require a good few days of graft#live love laziness#hella goes to uni
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AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGAGAGGGGGHGHHGHHHH
#stardust speaking !#PEAK EVENT IS RETURNING addendum: says this about a lot of events#read and you read and you read and you read and you read and you read and you read and you rea#i lov and you. has some rly great lines (my child is not a threat) as well as the worst stuff ive ever heard (captain needs to know#loneliness to grow strong/NOT DIE)#orologia is amongst the coolest characters cuz they have 2 designs. lov that for them#unfortunately i still dislike the simulation and 'setting things up the right way' aspect<3 i will nvr like it#but its such a fun event & showing au versions of charas is ssoooooooo cool aughhhh i loved those chs a LOT#i need to stop befor ei spend an hour talking about and you
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