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Love the idea of Philip coming into the isles with the same IâM THE HERO mentality as Luz. He never grows out of this fantasy. Well at least one of them got to see it through!
#when the enemy and heroine parallel#I am weak#the owl house#toh#philip wittebane#emperor belos#luz noceda#time travel shenanigans#Anywhen but Here!#just them#being so wrapped up in their obsession with witches#but in the end#only one of them is delusional#amoritasart#the way he just realized heâs not the main character#he also probably got scammed a few times by wizards playing into his hero complex
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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesnât accidentally ruin Fordâs project but he still doesnât get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano
#Happens every time Iâm telling ya#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#a tale of two stans#Yâall I just thought of smth fucked up#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if billâs always been there#Cuz perpetual motion machines arenât scientifically possible (think itâs bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldnât have made oneâno one can#Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Fordâs machine to make it weird#Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built#And then when Ford starts being like âscrew your cipherâ billâs like âoh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!â#âIâm the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you couldâve built that machine#We may be a team but Iâm the mvpâalways have beenâ#Okay I know itâs far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ainât even a theory really more like an excuse#for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly donât know why that of all things bothers me#I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpostâoh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events#shitpost
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Putting some guys in some fancy outfits
#i just think any time theyd have to go to some place nicer to run scams kremy would enjoy dressing his boys up#i saw some ppl drawing them in suits and i just really wanted to draw frosty in a less western style suit#also i saw a drawing of gideon and kremys wedding where kremy had a sick skeleton coat and i said yES#morning frost#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#coalecroux#they get all dressed up and like 10 minutes into the thing theyre attending gideon has shed half his cloths and unbuttoned his shirt#also pls notice frosts little mlem. he is kitty he has to have little kitty mlem because its my drawing and i choose the fun#didnt have any particular ideas for grinko and torbek sorry fells :(#i think Gricko refused to wear shoes so kremy made him stay outside of whatever place they were heisting to stand watch instead#kremy says they have to drink with everyone else to fit in and not offend everyone but then him and gideon just get shitfaced and do no sca#they get out and grickos like alright guys whatve we got and kremys like oh shit right uhhh#i think gideon kremy and frost would be a disaster trio#just gideon and kremy fucking around and frost desperately like guys pLEASE we had a PLAN#clawing at the floorboards as they drag him into whatever dumb fun theyre having too#frost and kremy are the brain cells but gideon makes kremy dumber in a way that only works out when its just the two of them#my art
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Gerudo wind fills plot holes
Itâs way to fitting
Fanfic prompt: Considering that in wind waker
wind has extremely tiny ears in the art style
it would make more sense to make him a Gerudo or related to them instead of twilight (nothing wrong with that au but wind just slides into the role perfectly while also covering plot holes as well)
wind is a perfect fit because he already has smaller and rounder ears (even in linked universe he has tiny ears and in the game's art style they even look a bit rounded up in comparison to others)
the whole world probably stopped caring about race separation because the entire world flooded and all survivors had to pick up the pieces and Gerudo are also there and would have helped recover from the massive death (no matter how much feuding happened by the time the world drowned it would not have mattered anyway)
He also is incredibly strong for a kid
(capable of picking up struggling pigs and throw them and use the skull hammer with no problem) and capable of surviving getting thrown across the see with minimal injuries (when the helmaroc king threw him)
and Gerudo are repeatedly shown as incredibly robust and strong
They are also shown to be capable of using magic (while hylians have to use artifacts )which wind also can do by using fire ,light and ice arrows (he canonically has magic stamina) and it just would work perfectly for irony because four is his ancestor (link's grandmother implied that the shield belongs to an ancient hero but also calls it a heirloom and on top of that the shield looks exactly like four's )
and if wind turns out to be a part of a race of incredible tall people it would be hilarious
Also considering that riju is also tiny and still 14 (while wind is around 13 at most)
He still got room to grow (and can also be mixed because the hylian/goron guy will forever haunt me)
It fills so many plot holes that itâs funny
And in botw and totk the Gerudo have long ears because of how often they pair up with hylians
Like evolution canonically exists in Zelda
And even further the reason why wind can exist without becoming ganondorf (male Gerudo curse and all that)
Is because there is no hero spirit and demise's curse specifically told as long as both the hero spirit and the bloodline of the goddess exist he will return
And he literally canât return because time went to get milk and left the timeline
Thereby creating a disaster but also breaking the curse
Like the fanfic potential is nearly endless
#linked universe#lu wind#lu time#lu legend#lu sky#lu warriors#lu wild#lu hyrule#lu four#lu twilight#time broke the curse by going to get milk and never returning from the grocery store#gerudo#demise skyward sword#got scammed#abandoned#timeline#never had ganon return which is hilarious#because of the implications#four is wind's ancestor#lu tune#gets even funnier when you use the headcanon and make him tall#Warriors was a headrest and because of that he now also has the habit#wind waker#gerudo town#breath of the wild
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HC: Baby Tim made people sign contracts whenever they promised him something. He never grew out of that habit, and he will use it for even the most ridiculous agreements.
He's even taken some of his family members to court over it.
#dc comics#dc universe#tim drake#unhinged tim drake#tim drake reads law books and has read all the textbooks he could get his hands on about contracts#he holes himself up in his room for weeks when a new contract textbook drops#he likes finding all of the loopholes and utilizing them viciously#lex luthor has to personally look over every single WE contract now (he got scammed out of all his printer paper the last time he didn't)
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A COMPREHENSIVE & AUTHENTIC UHURA LOVE/HISTORY POST
The above is where Roddenberry 1st employed Nichelle Nichols [click to watch the full clip]. It was a military show based on Roddenberry's own experiences, the episode is called To Set it Right (I highly suggest reading the wiki article about it).
You should note two other actors, whom he later pegged for Star Trek are in the episode.
They dated briefly and then became good friends way before Trek came about.
Miss Nichols was already an accomplished singer and dancer who performed regularly w/ Billy Eckstine and Duke Ellington
Roddenberry's 1st show, The Lieutenant, was canceled/pulled from the air before these scenes bluntly dealing with racism could air (there's blackface as punishment for the racists at the end of the show, in a case of 'he 'a little confused but got the spirit' for the times, so tw)
He created Star Trek to try to soften the blow of all the social messaging he wanted to insert from his military experience. Star Trek was basically, a submarine drama placed in a sci-fi setting. He made it diverse on purpose because the military helped him travel and serve with all kinds of people. Roddenberry was inspired by that.
Uhura was the first person to read for Spock and in fact, helped to shape the character with her reading and based many of the traits of Uhura (formerly Uhuru) on Spock.
She was basically a glorified secretary. She played the part with poise, joy, and the 60's style womanism she got to play out for those times... Everything from her mini-skirt (which Nichelle herself called very comfortable) to her smile, and teasing lines, and quips were about her playing "big" in a small role. She made every moment, every look, every line, and movement count:
Roddenberry cracked jokes about the fact that the network never figured out that Uhura was fourth in command.
Nichelle was the only main cast member who was not salaried. She was paid by the hour. This attempt at marginalization actually resulted in her being the highest paid at times, because of the long hours.
Nichelle was not let in the front entrance at times, her fan-mail was kept from her, and she grew frustrated with the constant cutting of her scenes, lines and storylines. This is why she justifiably attempted to leave. The bigots in production did not like her being there (and if we're being real, were it not for Janice Rand's actress Grace Lee Whitney having gone through so much and thus losing her job in the 1st season...Uhura might have had even LESS presence)
The lost context in MLK convincing her to stay was that YES she was minimized and could make more money and be more fulfilled on broadway, but her symbolism and presence meant so much at a time when Black women weren't on TV unless as a racist caricature cleaning a house, and even that was rare...that she stayed.
One of her best allies was DeForest Kelly, who threatened to quit if they fired Nichelle. George Takei was her absolute best friend on the show and in life (she served as his Best Woman at his wedding).
There was an unfilmed episode in which Uhura and Deforest would have played reverse roles in "racial dynamics" on a planet they visit
Spock and Uhura were originally supposed to kiss in the alien mind control episode, but Shatner demanded to do so for the publiicity.
Her work to recruit marginalized people as astronauts, as in personally going to colleges and talking to candidates after the show is a staggering achievement that arguably is the most potent of any castmember in any of the Trek series post-show. Sally Ride, Guy Bluford (she personally recruited the 1st woman and 1st black astronaut), Mae Jemison (the 1st black woman credits her for inspiring her to become an astronaut).
Uhura did finally command the ship in the animated series. She would not have gotten to voice the role, but for Leonard Nimoy making it an obligation that all the original actors voice their parts for him to come on.
Scotty and Uhura in the film was definitely a pair the spares situation, in which both were the leftover senior citizens with the writers just going "why not?"
it was beyond insulting and she did protest about the scene where she's bumbling through a giant translation book to speak to klingons for laughs in trek 5 ...but her best moment IMO is her pulling a gun on the young ensign in the transporter room in Trek 3...sadly her ONLY scene in the damn movie.
Miss Saldana got to play to MANY corrections in JJ Abrams rebooted Trek, from being amazing at languages to having an actual life & love, to confidently turning down Kirk at every turn.
FUN FACT!! Both JJ and Bob Orci both expressed disappointed shock that the love story between Spock & Uhura got more hatred from fans than BLOWING UP PLANET VULCAN.
another FUN FACT!! The love story between Spock & Uhura is what grabbed the old school Star Wars fan (JJ Abrams) enough to come aboard to direct. Yep. JJ ships Spock & Uhura.
Zoe's iteration became the 1st version of Uhura to speak confidently in Klingon
Celia Rose Gooding becoming Uhura brings around a lot of Uhura's qualities full circle, IMO. As she is also from theatre (like Nichelle) and has a beautiful singing voice as well as the charm. Zoe's iteration was sharper, and much more protective, professional, & mature, about her life and love.
Celia Rose has the youthful curiousity and stars in her eyes and had vulnerability from her first intro... I loved the eagerness the crew showed to being in her orbit, seeing the glow of her talent and being drawn to that, to have a part in nurturing that.
As I've said... Celia IMO has the most dazzling smile, giant warm brown eyes, fantastic curves, and an energy that feels essentially Uhura, & that is all light, joy, a bit of uncertainty, -from the light singing (!) and the growth to her joy in discovery... I'd love to see her writing move away from serving and be more about her wants needs and growing in friendships/loves.
But Celia is a gift and is perfectly cast.
Essentially Uhura = femininity, graceful carriage, gorgeous smile, excellence in engineering and translation (canon!), ability to sing and play the Vulcan lyre, sharp womanist wit, love for her U.S. of African-Kenyan culture and being beloved by all crew...
When Miss Celia hummed those gorgeous notes to the alien entity on that comet?? That Solidified that she IS Uhura IMO.
I 100% think they fucked up by killing Hemmer, because that mentor-mentee relationship was giving marginalized coming together and bonding over everybody else's bullshit and I was here for it...it was giving me Data and Geordi updated...and since then, IMO they've lost track and given us the same kinda backwards wingwoman role BS, that people who like to pretend to be her fan shoehorn her into.
...but I have high hopes that they'll course-correct.
All this to say ALL OF THE ABOVE is Uhura and anyone calling her ugly, bossy, pushy, annoying, whatever is just sad little hater who doesn't know wtf they are talking about.
#uhura#celia rose gooding#zoe saldana#nichelle nichols#nyota uhura#star trek#star trek 2009#st: snw#star trek: strange new worlds#star trek strange new worlds#strange new worlds#meta#anti-misogynoir#see how easy it is to talk up Uhura w/o pretending the only reason she's allowed to be is to get two dudes together?#see how easy it is to post something about who she is beyond a photo and just claiming she's your fave?#Youtube#another tidbit is that my man karl urban who gave the most direct and authentic playing of his reiteration IMO...#IS a true trekkie who spoke up for canon moments Spock and Uhura share in TOS when they got questions about Spock/Uhura in the reboot#p.s. yall got scammed by the gofundme for nichelle#her son moved her to new mexico and sold her house out from under the grifter because he was squatting there#yall just gave that fanclub lady free money#fanclub lady was making her work and sign autographs through dementia for the grift too#note yall aint see where 70k went since her passing have you?#sadly
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Ren got a normal little acorn from a tiny squirrel and loved it so much that he just. carries it around everywhere. in his pocket. because it was so cute that he found it soothing. he had no clue it was even important, it was just a tiny acorn gift. he showed it to Kyoko who immediately also loved it so much that she made an adorable little chain and holder so he could carry it more easily. which he then shows off don't tell me to stop yelling
#knick they knacks#skip beat#on top of the fact that Kyoko is SquirrelCoded�� in Rens mind like are you KIDDING ME#i'm sorry but its the cutest thing that he imagines her with a fluffy squirrel tail when she's being adorable#also get fucked Murasame fdjgkhfdkj the poor dude. acornless...#but also get fucked to Koga for matching with Ren#it feels like they got scammed but Ren was just like 'omg for me ty' bc hell yeah he's gonna cherish it. thriving#im banging pots and pans together im bouncing off the walls HE SHARED IT WTIH KYOKO N SHE MADE A LIL. HOLDER FOR IT#HE JUST HAS IT IN HIS POCKET AT ALL TIMES#im gonna chew through my plywood desk
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#so remember when i was talking about having to temp move to a broken house owned by my brothers father in law#turns out he has been secretly telling the construction guy we hired to add more stuff#and refuse to pay them#putting all the expenses on me#i feel like i just got scammed#like my parents my brother his family and his family in law are scamming me to fix this house#i do have the money but this fucking sucks#im pulling all of it from my emergency and fun budget but its for emergency jfc not for fixing house that isnt even mine#i guess i should be fine#its kinda sad that irl im trying to pull this scary#dont fuck with me persona#alienating people who are thinking of taking advantage of me#and it worked sorta#except to my family who knows very well that its just a facade and i cant say no to them#aaaaaaa#i wish i could go off contact too bad i live in their vicinity
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JAEHYUN as CHA MINHO - Ep. 6
#nctinc#jaehyunnet#jaehyun#dear.m#mine*works#gifs*jaehyun#hes so sad &pathetic </3#when he got scammed :(((((((((((((((((#he is bearing the emotional brunt of the entire show like#everyone else falling in &out of love meanwhile hes working 10 jobs to pay for school &his sisters wedding bc his parents r#dead &he accidentally joined a pyramid scheme#&the girl he likes has made dating someone who isnt him her entire personality#cha minho i would treat u right <3#when he snapped/yelled at jooah.....who else clapped#i get that she doesnt kno abt his feelings for her but she was literally like#ur such a loser like a loser when it comes to relationships lol#&then when he snapped she was like omg what is his problem -_-#the scene where minho was like u should go bc he could tell she wanted to be w the other dude#jaehyuns voice in that scene.......#jooah different from me i wouldve k*ssed him stupid in the street
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i love how theyâre all mourning kug so consistently. rowan sings auld lang syne in times square and sofia pours out a drink and a bacon and egg sandwich for her hangover buddy goodbye old friend and wherever you are kug, eat and they take care of his sons and they carry on his work and they found whole organisations in his honour and kingston names his dog after him and then pete buys them all keychains to commemorate kugâs âgraduationâ and sofia went on another long bender because she couldnât handle the loss and things go to shit because nobodyâs keeping an eye on the sewers anymore and ricky reassures the homeless man that he wasnât seeing things, there really was a rat once that went around helping the homeless but heâs gone now and -
#crying about rat jesus times don't mind me#i love how most of this is fully improvised by the other players too they got so attached to the little rat man#none more than emily ofc 'i feel like this is an alcoholism trigger for me the player'#honestly tho sofia's heartbreak about kug just breaks my heart every time i adore them so much#they ran a scam together! and he was the only one who'd come hang out in staten island when she didn't want to be alone!!#and she gave him a perm! </3#the unsleeping city#the unsleeping city II#kugrash#sofia lee#pete conlan#ricky matsui#rowan berry#kingston brown#bruce kugrich#dimension 20
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Both "all the companion intros really happened" and "Varric made them up for flair" are great, but consider: all of them were Really Like That except Varric's; his he made up because the irl one was boring and normal as hell
#finally got to play a bit again woo#prologue done đđ#but ye#i imagine it as varric literally just pulling hawke aside after they tried to convince bartrand to let them in#also i am convinced that he full on intended to scam them lol#like not directly maybe but he is for sure making the deal sound way better than it is#he is nothing if not a talker and he knows an opportunity when he sees it#laya plays dragon age#da2
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why am i getting 2 people in the same week texting me their dick thinking im some girl named anna
#is this the latest scam#i ignored the first one initially bc i figured it was a bot#but he followed up later and i was like uhh idk what to tell u wrong number man#and we talked for a few minutes so idk he semeed real#BUT I GOT A GRAPHIC DICK PIC THIS MORNING#from a different number#ALSO calling me anna. anna whoever u are leave my number out of this#the first guy texted me a day or two later like hey if you care i got her number today lol#it was a weird experience but he was like. nice and apologetic when i was like dude im not anna lol#idk about this second guy >.> if theyre even REAL#whats going on. leave me alone. stop showing me ur dick.#at least the first guy was like. i mean he was wearing clothes of some kind. but very clearly grabbing his dick >.>#this other one was like dick on the table fully out with measuring tape . bitch what the hell. anna what r u doing to these men.
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god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly
#stream#i hate it so much#like get up & do what ? CLEAN ? AGAIN ? be a PERSON ? AGAIN ?#i was so annoyed yesterday ppl were pissing me off so much then i called my mother & it was lovely & i told her how i scammed a vacuum from#amazon last semester by reporting it stolen bc dpd refused to deliver it TO ME & sent it to a language centre so then i reported it as a#dispute on my credit card got my money back then picked up the vacuum ALSKALSKLKSLAKSLA she said âu are ur fathers childâ & honestly ? real#cheap as FUCK like i GET IT FROM SOMEWHERE#but sheâs also HER fathers child so i donât wanna hear it đ#by that itâs âu gotta make it really reasonable if u want anything w my moneyâ#iâm literally going to try to scam an electric drill or just use & return to make a fucking big room divider to THE HEIGHT I NEED bc it need#to be literally like 150cm even to go w the height of the tv bc thatâs mounted & it came w the place so i canât move it & also it doesnât#even work ALSKALSKALKSLKSLA HATE KY LANDLORD !!!!! i mean love em they donât do anything itâs full shithead hours 24/7 here & i love that#but GIRL âŚ.#DID YALL RLY HVE TO PAINT OVER THE BITCHES HAIR ?#WOULD A BROOM HAVE KILLED YALL ? anyway ALSO IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CABLE#& U HAVE TO HAVE A TV LICENSE HERE FOR THE FUCKING TV đđđđ#like ALSKALKSLAKSLSLKSLAK literally ⌠decoration#thatâs ugly as fuck and annoying as shit like why is it THERRREEEEEEEE#iâm having my mother bring an amazon fire stick when i meet in north carolina like next week so i can maybe hopefully use it somehow like#just as a SPEAKER EVEN#that would be GREAT bc iâm not paying for cable i donât even watch netflix as is#like let me get this podcast on the tele âźď¸âźď¸âźď¸#determined to get dishes done today#running low on weed BUT that 1 drug dealer w cancer & w/o a bladder im talking to heâs so fucking hot hopefully he actually has a connect#for me to get smack ALSKALKSLKSLKSLKSLKALAK
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the microest of raptors
#ordered a microraptor figure from amazon a while back and it finally got here! kinda got scammed but it was still pretty high quality#it was shown to have iridescent feathers but it didn't when it arrived but i just used some holo nail polish to paint it and it turned out-#-great! my beautiful son. he doesnt have a name yet but i love him.#if you want more pictures ill send you some if you ask:) hes very handsome#dromaeosaur#dinosaur#bird#microraptor#raptor#dinosaur toy#toy#micro raptor#toy photography#rana talks
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i dont rly consider myself a spiritual person who places any particular value on manifestation or energy or fate or whatever. EXCEPT dreams. if you had a dream that gave you a weird feeling i am RIGHT THERE WITH YOU to take notes and analyze and i WILL be keeping an eye out for the rest of the week. trust đ
#my bf told me he had a dream i fell for a phishing scam last night and he told me this morning#and said it stressed him out so much he wanted to give me a crashcourse on it this weekend fjdkfkf#WHICH LIKE. MAYBE *YOU* WOULD FIND SILLY. BUT NOT ME. BC GUESS WHO GOT A LONG LOST RELATIVE PHISHING SCAM#NOT ONE HOUR AGO !!!!!! ME !!!!!!!#im also still riding the high of being 13 and having a 2 month period of extremely intense vivid dreams that all came true#in one way or another#sigh. girls when theyre a literal prophet but they left their purse at home and cant buy lunch at work :(
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AU where instead of Spectra, it's Dr. Phil with his stupid little studio he just summons Danny into to bully him on live (ghost) television
#Danny Phantom#every time they go to commercial it just sends Danny back to wherever he got summoned from in Amity#Dr. Phil is obviously a ghost in this. his lair is his studio & his whole thing is basically the same as Spectra#except he doesn't have a licence. he's more obviously fake & a scam artist#but he has a ghost audience so he doesn't need actual therapy experience. he just gangs up on people#& plays the innocent victim just trying to help when Danny is like ''yo what the FUCK dude''#(like the real Dr. Phil)#he does the whole ''we're sending you to therapy camp'' thing & then sends to you like Skulker's island or ghost jail to be hunted for spor#this would suck so bad why am i doing this#the end of the episode is just Spectra coming in like#''i can't fucking believe this hack. absolutely no style whatsoever. at least kill his sister & blame it on him ffs''#yeah Spectra still exists in this universe & she is mortal enemies with Dr. Phil#she hates his absolute lack of style & his tendency to just ''but i'm just a lil guy & it's my birthday & i'm wearing glasses#you wouldn't hit a birthday boy wearing glasses would you'' his way out of situations he himself put himself in
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