#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?
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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesnât accidentally ruin Fordâs project but he still doesnât get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano
#Happens every time Iâm telling ya#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#a tale of two stans#Yâall I just thought of smth fucked up#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if billâs always been there#Cuz perpetual motion machines arenât scientifically possible (think itâs bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldnât have made oneâno one can#Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Fordâs machine to make it weird#Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built#And then when Ford starts being like âscrew your cipherâ billâs like âoh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!â#âIâm the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you couldâve built that machine#We may be a team but Iâm the mvpâalways have beenâ#Okay I know itâs far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ainât even a theory really more like an excuse#for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly donât know why that of all things bothers me#I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpostâoh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events#shitpost
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