#wheeljack is sad

[extrahorribledynne]

issue 10 soundwave

JUST LET HIM FIX HIS CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Rip Ratchet they were testing how strong everyone was after seeing him getting owned by laserbeak

They made wheeljack so op in the first tech specs I love it

[melishade]

Attack on Prime: Incorrect Quotes: The Final Hurrah!

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Incorrect Quotes 1 Incorrect Quotes 2

Incorrect Quotes Part 3 Sad Incorrect Quotes

Wheeljack and Hanji doing something stupid Megatron killing Zeke for a snickers bar Mikasa missing her mom AOP AU Incorrect Quotes DBZA Incorrect Quote

Megatron being a dangerous psychopath Maria getting into a fight: Peaceful Timeline Levi and Megatron at each other’s throats More Incorrect Quotes

The Marriage Incorrect Quote Part Whenever

The Saga Continues

300 followers incorrect quotes

Chapter 90 memes part 1

Chapter 90 memes part 2

Tiny meme from @mionkings

Most recent incorrect quotes

Megatron: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those.

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Jean: They won't just give us that information!

Hanji: Well, that's why were going to break in!

Megatron: And kill anyone who gets in our way!

Optimus: Not kill anyone.

Megatron: Kill a few people.

Optimus: Kill no one, Megatron!

Megatron: Kill one person. One stupid person that no one loves.

Hanji: Now you're just making it sad!

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Megatron picking up the comm link: Hello?

Hanji: What did you do?

Megatron: Alright….but you can’t be mad at me.

Hanji: What did you do?

Megatron: Okay, first!…I was minding my own business.

Levi: BULLSHIT!

Megatron: I was!

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Peaceful Timeline

Optimus: Megatron, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Megatron: *whispers* Firelight, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Maria: *whispers* Because I have little hands.

Megatron: *turning back to Optimus* Because she has little hands.

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Levi: You're in danger and need help, who do you call?

Eren: Optimus.

Levi: And if he can't help?

Sasha: If Optimus can't help we're all doomed.

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Optimus: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Eren: Mine just says "EREN, NO"

Optimus: And I want you to apply that to every possible situation.

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Eren: I hate being a child of divorce.

Zeke: Oh, I didn't know your parents were separated.

Eren: What? No, I'm talking about Optimus and Megatron.

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Hanji gawking at Megatron in chapter 12 as he rips Reiner's heart out: YOU! ME! BEAUTIFUL EGG! NOW!

Megatron: You? Me? crushes heart Fat chance.

Hanji: I HAVE A CHANCE! AND IT'S FAT!

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Optimus, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The 104th: …

Jean: .. only one?

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Hanji dead serious: Wanna get married?

Megatron deciding to bite: Okay, become a Cybertronian.

Hanji: Okay, what do I do? Do I have to sign up or make an account or what do I do? Do I call your god cause I might have him on speed dial?

Megatron: Excuse you?!

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Survey Corps Movie night

Hanji: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Rafael: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

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Revenge Timeline

RID2015 Starscream: It’s illegal to look better than me.

Levi: I guess we’re all going to jail then.

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War Timeline

Ratchet: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Hanji: What’s the difference then?

Ratchet: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Connie: Note to self; never get shot.

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Optimus staring at the spot where he killed Eren: We always think we will have more time. And then time runs out.

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Willy: Is Megatron always like this when he loses?

Armin: Oh, yes. You should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 864.

Megatron: You bumped that table and you know it!

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That headcanon about Megatron's death post AOP

Megatron: Would you still love me, even after years have passed?

Optimus: I would love you until my last atom.

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Optimus: Have you eaten today?

Hanji: ...I had a Monster—

Optimus: Have you drank any water?

Hanji: ...I had a Monster—

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Megatron: Here's some advice.

Armin: I didn't ask for any.

Megatron: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Regarding Bertholdt's death

Gabi: Marley said we're not to cry.

Megatron: That is because Marley is incapable of human emotion. You are 10. Cry if you feel like it.

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Optimus: What have I told you about making bad decisions?

Hanji: Don’t?

Optimus: Okay, and what did you just do?

Hanji: My best!

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Armin: It sounds really, really dangerous.

Arcee: It could be very dangerous.

Wheeljack: Or it could be a lot of fun.

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Levi: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Arcee: Sleeping is nice.

Levi: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Willy: You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Optimus: Well, I'll tell you my secret, Willy... I lie to myself. Every day, when I wake up, I say "Everything's gonna be okay," but I'm lying! And I don't know how much longer I can do it…Have a swell night.

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Optimus to the modern day trio about Ymir (Peaceful Timeline)

Optimus: Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I’m still here. I wonder what would she would think of me?

Eren, Armin, and Mikasa hugging Optimus: Well, we think you’re pretty great.

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If Optimus and Eren ever got a moment to speak to each other once more.

Optimus: Wait!...You are a suicidal bastard.

Eren: What?!

Optimus: And no matter how many lesson I had given you, you always seemed to ignore every single thing I've taught you. You only come to me when you need something! And it's out of desperation! And you cut off your leg and eye and destroyed the world! I don't care if it was for our sake! You know I don't condone the loss of life! Out of all of the places I could be, why would I want to be here with you?! You are right. It doesn't make sense!

Hanji: Optimus, wait-!

Eren: Let him finish.

Optimus: Maybe it's like you said, maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that'll make us feel like even smaller pieces of scrap. Something that explains why even after seeing everything, and giving up, you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why no matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always want to be here with you.

Eren: So… what?! You're just going to ignore everything else? You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your son is more than just… this? Here, all we’ll get are a few specks of time where any of this actually makes sense.

Optimus:...Then I will cherish...these few specks of time.

[spiderscribe]

For day 13 of TF Rare Pairing Fest, otherwise known as day 2 of spiderscribe's sad cyberverse fics, I wrote Shockwave/Wheeljack for the prompt "Goodbye May Seem Forever."

@tfrarepairing

When a bot deactivates, their spark leaves their frame to become one with the AllSpark. This is common knowledge to most Cybertronians. 

What is not common knowledge, and what Wheeljack doesn’t know, is what happens to a bot who deactivates by deliberately altering their spark to corrupt the AllSpark, only for that corruption to be reversed when someone else purifies the AllSpark with their own positive spark. Would the evil bot’s spark still be allowed to pass on into the AllSpark? Would they get rejected and be forced to wander Cybertron as a ghost? Or would they just disappear into nothingness? 

Considering it’s an extremely specific case that Wheeljack is pretty sure has never happened before, he doubts there’s anyone functioning who can answer those questions with one hundred percent certainty.

“Ha!” he says out loud. “That means it’s possible you’re still here, Shockwave!” He sticks out one servo and waves it in a wide arc in front of him. “Maybe I’m passing through you right now, and you’re pulling that funny angry face you make where the metal of your forehelm gets dragged down!”

The possibly-present ghost of Shockwave doesn’t answer him. Neither does the Well of the AllSpark, looming ahead of him like a glowing blue beacon. 

(read the rest on ao3!)

[leafdragon16]

Someone needs to give Wheeljack a giant snuggi with six sleeves.

Y’all are determined to make him as comfy as possible

[cyber-streak-2]

Mmm. Not having a good time right now, and probably still won’t for a little while longer. I’m just feeling a lot, having a lot of swings, and I’m just feeling so upset- oogh. Just not having a good time atm.

...Anybody got some Blorbo things, by chance? Might not do anything, but it would be nice. Or chatting.

[velichorus-k]

I think its stupid that live action wheeljack is wearing glasses as a giant robot. Why? So people can see he's a massive nerd? To let people know he's an enjoyer of science and such? Well. On second thought.

[transformers-spike]

Been thinking about this one a lot. I feel like Cybertronians would enjoy pubic hair. If not enjoy, at least find it cute. Yeah we're covered in hair and it's kinda weird, but once they get over it and just enjoy the texture, things change. We have the most hair on our heads and our genitals? That's wild. Can they touch it? Big pubic hair enjoyers include all versions of Megatron. From TFA Megs who would just caress it to TFP Megan shoving his face in there. TFP Wheeljack is also shameless about his interest in it - he would be sad if you shaved. Now it's just smooth - boring smooth. You catch him grieving the loss of hair, helm in his servos. TFA Prowl is interested in all natural things - and this includes pubic hair. He appreciates it very much, it fascinates him. Even those who don't really care have resigned themselves to their fates. Hanging around their human already means they find hair strands in their intakes - head hair is more noticeable - pubic hair... not so much. All Starscreams complain about how hairy humans can be (comparing us to apes - which technically makes sense but also ow) It still doesn't stop them from eating out tho

[vhaos-chaotic-writing]

🌌💗💜MOONSTORM'S BACK BOYIE!!🫶🫶 With another request of part 2 of my last request Yandere ALL tfp characters x super shy reader, the same ever reader, the whole thing being an scenario how the Autobots, even Ratchet, come back from an mission to find thare beloved SUPER innocent🥺 reader upset, sad or happy with Jack, Miko and Raf trying to chear tham up?💜💗🌌😘

MOON IS BACK!!! \(@^0^@)/

(TFP) Yandere!Autobots w/ Shy Cybertronian!Reader Pt. 2 - "The sun to my sunflower"

WARNINGS: Yandere behaviour, yandere harem, typical violence from the series and a little bit more, Reader is gender neutral and in the Autobot faction. Cliffjumper ain't here - boy is dead af. Reader has PTSD and has an anxiety attack.

Every day, like clockwork, sunflowers wake up and bend toward the sun, following its path from east to west - no matter how soft or harsh the sun is feeling that day, the always follow it until it sets.

Their optics always follow you, loving everything about you - it brings them peace in the middle of the war. They love to see you interacting with, well, anything! They love the way you express, talk, think - and while they would rather have you happy all the time, your negative emotions always remind them the reason why they love you and protect you.

Of course - their favorite emotion to see painted on your faceplate is happiness.

Your soft and lively laugh makes Bumblebee, Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus turn their helms, forgetting what they were doing for the sake of burning inside of their memory softwares the sound of your laugh and smile. Finding you laughing as Miko shows you those silly cat videos of them sleeping in funny positions, making funny noises or doing just something with their owners! Your laugh makes their sparks sigh and burn, and it brings them peace. While Ultra Magnus would stand back to keep admiring you, Bee and Wheeljack would get closer and ask you what were you laughing about, loving to hear you explain them with such joy the origin of your present contentment.

A small whine or defeated hum would make Smokescreen and Bulkhead turn their helms in the blink of an optic. To see you frown and with an annoyed expressiong makes their spark shout a 'No! No! Wrong! Sweetspark should not be annoyed!' and make their engines work quickly to fix the problem! The two mechs are quick to ask you what is the problem? Why are you upset? Are you okay? Do you need help? How can they help you? They can't stand not see you happy and pleased! When you express your frustration of having heard Jack is stressed with his studies and haven't thought how to cheer up the teenager after seeing him so down, it broke your spark. Bulkhead and Smokescreen are so relieved that you are okay, making them melt at how you keep the well being of the human children close to your spark.

Oh, but when a soft sob or the beginning of a sparkbreaking wail reaches their audials - every single one of them feels something in their spark twist and wail back. A couple of weeks ago, Raf had got you an amethyst geode since you seemed to find so fascinating the minerals from earth. You were enamoured with it, thanking Raf for nearly a whole week. The team knew how much you cared for that small gift - it brought them happiness and knew how that object brought you some kind of support whenever you were anxious or nervous.

Just when Optimus and Arcee were arriving back from a mission and being welcomed back by Ratchet, the sound of crystal breaking is heard, followed by a desperate inhale. The leader, the medic and the soldier are quick to run to your recharging room and when they enter, the sight breaks their sparks. The geode was now in pieces on the floor, with you kneeling and seemed to be holding a couple of said pieces in your servos - you must had accidentally added to much pressure as you held the mineral against your chestplate to find the comfort in order to control your anxiety attack. Alas, the moment you heard the crack and saw the pieces escaping from your servos, you broke down just as the painful memories of the beginning of the war attacked you. Ratchet and Arcee are quick to reach you, trying to calm you down, holding your servos and let you cry on either chestplate.

"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!" You cry, your helm held against Arcee's chestplate, the fembot hugging you closely as Ratchet holds one of your servos, the medic and the soldier whispering to you supportive words. When Optimus finally moves, the medic and the soldier slowly move away but don't stop touching you until you are in Optimus' hug. The Prime holds you and when you hug him back to sob against his chestplate, Ratchet and Arcee place one of their servos on your backplates. It pains them to see you like this, crying and with tears in your precious optics. They'll end this war so you never cry again.

Like a sunflower, all of them turn their helms towards you, as you are the sun to their universe. The precious, bright and gracious sun.

Shyly asking you if you want to be mutuals... (/ω＼*)……… (/ω•＼*) Vhaos out!

[niiwa-angel]

Things humans have learned about Cybertronians just by being around them.

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If you hear numbers at the end of a bots name, they're in deep trouble. Bumblebee-127 or Wheeljack-215 or anything of the like from Optimus, Rachet, or Ultra Magnus means that they are in serious trouble. If you see said robot running past like a bat out of hell, you know hell has broken loose wherever they're coming from.

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If some of the lower ranked bits get into a scrap and Rachet or Ultra Magnus scolds then, they're just being annoying. If Optimus Prime steps in, they're in trouble. He doesn't even give them a verbal warning, he'll just grab them and pull them apart.

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Despite the fact that they're trained soldiers, sometimes they forget to use their bio scanners. That's how Mirage ended up hiding from some mannequins, waiting for them to move along.

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They are capable of feeling 'human' emotions. Sad, happy, excited, lonely, angry, etc. they just sometimes show it differently.

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They are very big and therefore, kind of clumsy. They aren't breaking anything on purpose (at least not often) but sometimes they don't see things near their feet.

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They have learned 'human' pass times and try to partake with varying degrees of success. Mirage, Bumblebee, and Arcee learned humans dig holes for fun so they went and dug a hole. They then needed to fill it in because it was a hazard. Sometimes they'll break into teams of two for tug of war, that means all humans need to stay the fuck out of the way because they are competitive. The younger boys aren't allowed to play any game of catch because they're so competitive and knock over trees, fences, and vehicles.

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They're like cats in the sense that very few of them actually like swimming/being in the water. They CAN swim/be in water but they don't like to be.

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No human should take medical advice from Rachet, he barely understands human biology.

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Cybertronians did have pets back on Cybertron and some of them have tried to have pets on Earth. The issue is they don't really understand the line between a domesticated animal and a wild animal. They also have the issue of being too big for typical cats and dogs.

Bumblebee, carrying a very angry jaguar in his hands.

Optimus: No! Put it back.

Bumblebee, through the radio: What's new pussycat whoaaa-ao-ohhh!

Optimus: I said no. The human say that isn't a pet, it eats them.

Bumblebee: 😞

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Humans doing weird things freaks them out. Things like contortionists, fire breathers/eaters, people who are double jointed, and slight of hand magicians freak them out. They don't like it. A new recruit showed Mirage a disappearing coin trick thinking he'd like it only for him to flip shit.

[revelboo]

Is ES Bumblebee alive? I miss him...

He’s alive, but hurting

Not every fic is headed that route, but a few will

The Future Freaks Me Out Pt 2

Earthspark Bumblebee x Reader

• Jogging through the woods in the direction you’d been pointed in, you’re out of breath and not sure you’re actually still going in the right direction by the time you finally catch a glimpse of something big moving through the trees. “Hey! Wheeljack?!” Head turning to stare at you, the bot’s vocal indicators flash before he drops down into his alt mode as you break into a run. Because he’s about to bail and leave you in his dust. “Wait-Bumblebee! He’s hurt!”

• Drifting in and out of awareness, Bumblebee stirs at the sound of voices. One of them at least familiar. Head turning, he’s almost surprised to see you jogging to keep up with Wheeljack’s much longer strides. You’d actually gotten him help? He hasn’t really expected you to when he’d sent you in Wheeljack’s direction, so warmth spreads through him that he hasn’t been abandoned. Little face determined as you struggle to keep up as Wheeljack close the distance and kneels beside him. “Soundwave?” Wheeljack murmurs, so you’d filled him in. Grimacing as Wheeljack examines the damage with gentle servos, he groans when the other bot hooks an arm under him and hauls him to his peds. “Let’s get ya to the Malto’s. Don’t have the tools for this here.”

• Heart still racing as Wheeljack begins to lead Bumblebee away, you’re glad you could help. That you got to meet one of them even if it was only for a moment. And the yellow bot looks back at you, mouth opening as if to say something. Dragging Wheeljack to a stop, he stares at you with those blue optics. “Thank you,” he says after a moment of silence and you offer him a hesitant smile. Knowing no one’s going to believe that you met a Cybertronian, but not caring.

• You’re so small standing there in the trees just staring up at him. Just one little human, but you’d gone out of your way to get him help. Even after Wheeljack begins helping him walk, he feels those eyes on his back. Making him realize he’s likely never going to see you again and that bothers him. “What’s your name?” Head turning to ask, he hears Wheeljack vent at him. Knows the scientist wants to get him checked out and repaired, but this is important. Needs to know this.

• Surprised, you call out your name, arms wrapping around yourself as you’re left behind. Almost tempted to follow them. To not have the encounter be over so soon. But you resist and watch them go, disappearing into the trees until you only catch occasional flashes of yellow. And then he’s gone and you’re strangely sad about it. You’d done a good thing. The right thing. And no one will ever know and you’ll never see him again. That’s okay even as it makes you feel oddly empty to pretend it doesn’t bother you.

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[ihaznoclue]

Can I request headcanons for TFP Wheeljack, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Knockout, and Optimus Prime reacting to his human gn s/o giving him a plastic rose as a reminder of their love for him since they won't live as long as him please?

Pairings -> Wheeljack, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Knockout, Optimus Prime x Reader

Warnings -> None

Note -> Reader giving them a plastic rose as a reminder of their love

Genre -> Fluff

Wheeljack

WheelJack wasn't the type of bot to receive gifts from all of a sudden but when you gave him a special gift that was a rose

He asked you to explain what a rose is and why you gave it to him

You explained that a rose was a type of flower but this one was plastic, seeming that it wasn't going to die of no sunlight or water

You also explained why you gave it to him is a reminder that you would always love him no matter what

Also how you won't live as long as he does, so that rose is reminder of you

Wheeljack seemed to soften at this as he thanks you for it

"What's this?" Wheeljack asked, seeming to lift the plastic rose form his view to see it up more closer, the rose was bright red as it was on a green stem that had a single leaf sticking out of the stem

"It's a rose, its a type of flower but this one is plastic so it doesn't die without no sunlight or water" You explained to him

"Why you giving me this though Sweets?"

"It a remind that I will always be there with you and that I will always love you till the end, seeming that I can't live as long as you. So I decided to give this as a gift for you to remind yourself that I will always be with you"

This was a cute but sad moment as you explained how you couldn't live as long as him but he will always remember you when the time he has to go back to his home planet Cybertron.

"Thank you sweets, I will keep it safe"

Ratchet

Another bot who doesn't seem to have the time to receive gifts from others

But seeming that you were his sweetspark, he accepted the gift you gave him

It was a single rose, a rose that was plastic

He would question you on why you gave him this and what this things is because he never seem to get out of the base a lot

So you explained it terms on which he could take in easily

"Thank you for this but may i ask what is it and why you are giving me it?" He asked, his blue optics looking at the sinlge rose you just gave him

"It's a rose, but this one is plastic. A rose is a type of flower that represents love and royalty of your special ones, I gave it to you because I will always love you and that it is a reminder that I will be by your side at all costs"

Ratchet took in that information as he gave you a smile, "I'll try to keep it in good condition and safe"

You gave him a smile back as you hugged one of his digits as he caressed your head gently

"Thank you sweetspark

Smokescreen

He is always ready to receive something from you, because well you were his sweetspark after all

He was always the charming type of bot

He would always try to impress you with some of his gifts but he never seems to get the right gift for you but you didn't mind

But for you, you had a gift in mind

Smokescreen was quite new to earth so you needed to explained to him a bit on what this gift was

The gift was a single plastic rose

You even had to explain why you gave it to him

"Oh What's this for?" Smokescreen asked as he stared at the rose, it has seemed that Smokescreen took interest in it as he stared at it more and more

"It's a rose, but a plastic one. It a type of flower to show love to someone, either it's your family, friends or loved ones. So I decided to give you one that was plastic because real ones would just die without no sunlight or water so I gave you a plastic one. It represents love, so I'm showing my love through that gift, which is the rose that I gave you"

You then looked up at Smokescreen since he hasn't said a words after explained but you could tell that he was holding in some tears

"Aw Sweetspark, You're too kind!"

Knockout

I feel like this would be his first encounter of receiving a gift from someone

Like hes around a bunch of decepticons DUH

This man need to know how loved he is

And you have a gift in mind to give him in order to let him know that you love him till the very end

but again you would have to explain what it is since he's always on the warship and somewhere on missions so I highly doubt him knowing what a rose is

"Here for you" You gave him a smile as you handed him a single rose, that had a name tag with the name 'knockout'

"What's this dear?" Knockout was quite confused on what this little thing was and why you handed it to him of all bots

"It's a rose, It's a type of flower that represents love to someone, I gave this to you because you are my soulmate and that you are willing to do anything for me, so I wanted to give you this plastic rose in return. I hope this gift will remind you of me every time you see it"

Knockout was quite speechless as he never received anything this special, you heard him give out a huff chuckle as he looked at you, leaning his digit carefully to lift you chin up as he leans down to give you something in return

A little kiss

Optimus Prime

This man is always busy for something like this, he would always be so busy with other stuff like missions, cons, battle, war

All of that stuff stopped him from getting gifts

But this time he had enough time for you to give him a special gift from you

You explained about the gift as he thanks you in return from receiving such a special gift from his sparkmate

"May I ask what this is little one?" Optimus asked as he examined the rose carefully, his optic looked like he was zooming in and out

"It's a rose, a type of flower to show love towards your loved ones, I got a plastic one since I know it won't die so I got that one for you so you are reminded that I'm always here for you Optimus"

You gave a smile up at Optimus as he gave one back, it was rare to see him smile but this one a genuine smile that you took notice of

It looks like he liked it a lot, that you would see him having it in his hand every time, trying to make sure he doesn't lose it or wreak it by accident

-A<3

[melishade]

Attack on Prime Incorrect Quotes

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Chaotic Incorrect Quotes with Spoilers

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Beloved Timeline

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Spoilers for this one

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Personal Writing for me

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Megatron: Why are you sad?

Armin: I don’t know.

Megatron: So just for no reason?

Armin: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons I’m just not sure which it is this time. 

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Megatron: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Hanji: Awwww-

Megatron: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Levi: Of course.

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Hanji: Where are your parents?

Optimus: What are parents?

Jean: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Eren: Optimus, I'm sad.

Optimus, holds out arms for a hug: It’s going to be okay.

Hanji: Megs, I'm sad.

Megatron, nodding: mood.

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Lara: I love you!

Megatron as Matthew:....You'll get over it.

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Hanji: Hey could someone pass me the salt?

Megatron: Sure, why not.

Hanji: Wait-!

Levi: Buckethead, you mother-!

Megatron: *tosses Levi across the table*

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Wheeljack: You remember the plan if I ever get shot right?

Hanji: Of course.

Wheeljack: Tell me

Hanji: In case you ever get shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Wheeljack: Good

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Megatron in the Peaceful Timeline: In another universe, I became the person I always wanted to be.

Optimus in the Dark Timeline: In another universe, we still look at the same moon and you're still here. I get to save you. you're still alive.

(Well, that's enough for Incorrect Quotes for now. But in regards to Guren No Yumiya, reviewing and editing has been going well, and if it continues that way, I might be able to publish it on July 4th and finally break the 1,000,000 word count on AOP. Until then, I'm going to be planning a few other things. Like a full blown recap of AOP up until chapter 92. Maybe answer a few questions. Inbox is mostly empty right now, and I have ask games that are halfway done. One is the prompt writing asks and the other one is the playlist ask.

Maybe I might allow anon asks for a week to celebrate Guren No Yumiya. We'll see

Until then, keep a close eye out.)

[dragonridernoobie]

I’m kinda embarrassed cause I messed up last time so I may go anonymous for a lil bit but I had an idea! Okay transformers=shiny reader who likes shiny things=crow behavior

And what do crows love?! SHINYS! Now to ideas for this Crow!Reader who keeps just trying to collect the transformers(wether reader is like a crow harpy/actually has bird characteristics or is human/crybertronian is up to u😌) ORRRRRRR she keeps bringing them shiny things cause she likes them and is trying to court them but they don’t get it, and reader is super possessive of her shiny things

Characters: Optimus(TFP or Bayverse you can pick!) Wheeljack, Ratchet, and Megatron(I’ve read all of the fics for him and need more:,))

Don't be embarrassed. We all do stupid shit, but if you still want to go anonymous then go ahead. Remmber one of my rules here are no shame. Also, I like this. I will try my best, hope you like it!

TFP X Avian Reader

Background info: The reader is an escaped experiment from MECH. They tried to make a super human but failed, this is for the optimus one.

Also, reader is an avian. I think it fits better. Also, this is what a avian looks like.

Optimus

Optimus was minding his own business. He was following an energon single intel he came across a massive trap laid out by MECH.

Inside he found reader.

He was amazed since he never seen a human with feathers or wings.

He definitely noticed how they acted like a bird. Meaning reader ruffled up their feather's, and tried to make themselves bigger.

Like an owl.

How an owl dose it

He talks calmy to it and frees it.

Reader takes this chance to fly away.

Optimus was surprised, worried, and sad that reader flue away but he hopes to find them again

Weeks past and optimus starts to find strange objects right outside of the base

Broken beer peices, rings, cans, even an engergon crystal once.

When he stayed up late to catch the intruder, he finds reader.

She was the one bringing the stuff to the base.

Optimus takes this opportunity to try to help and earn trust from the reader.

It takes a Hella long time.

But reader comes when optimus calls them and will actally bring him things he lost.

Even ancient objects that reader can carry.

Wheeljack

When wheeljack was captured by the decepticons he was brought into Knockouts lab.

(Shockwave wasent in the story yet)

While he hanged there, he noticed movement from the corner of his optic.

When he looks over, he finds reader looking at him curious from her contaner.

Wheeljack was definitely surprised since he knows humans don't look like giant turkeys.

He tries to talk to it, but reader just dose clicks and chirps.

When wheeljack has the ability to knockout...knockout...ya

He takes this chance to grab the container reader is in and runs out of the decepticon warship.

Once back at his jackhammer, he opens the container and reader quickly flies off.

Wheeljack definitely will tell the autobots but pains no mind to reader.

She's free, no longer in danger, no longer his problem.

After a couple of weeks after the incident, wheeljack flies off earth to find more autobots.

That's when he hears wierd noises at the back of the jackhammer.

He goes back to investigate. Preparing since it could be a con.

But he finds reader, making nest out of his tools.

He is surprised but tries to talk to reader.

He is surprised when reader hands him a can.

He learns quickly that shiny is readers favorite thing.

Ratchet

Ratchet was going thru the internet at base, looking for any spotting of weird things.

Like ancient shit.

That's when he came across a article about a moth/bird person.

He knew humans made up alot of woerd story's to scare there kind.

He would have dismissed it, if it wasent for the fact in the picture, this moth/bird thing had a necklace.

An ancient cybertronian artifact.

He looks at all the spotting and narrow it down in a forest in south America.

He takes a portal there, since he thinks he can handle this alone.

After a few hours of searching, he finds the necklace...with a bunch of other shiny stuff in a giant ass nest

He was amazed since all the reasurch he has done on earth life never talked about birds or anytbing making nest this big.

When he reached for the reckless, something swoops down and latches on his face.

Ratchet curses and tries to swat the thing off.

It makes a painful chirp and crashes into the ground.

When he looks at it, he is amazed to find a human...half bird?

He was amazed but seeing it hurt, he curses and helps it

He takes it to base and helps it

Que a stressful few weeks

Reader was a pain in the aft.

But ratchrt somehow earned their trust...also alot of shiny nick-nacks on his keybord.

Megatron

Megatron met reader when he captured a human and gave it to Shockwave.

Ordering him to make a hybrid.

Weeks later, Shockwave presents reader. A half bird and human hybrid.

Megatron wasent happy that it was dangerous but dosent kill it.

Nah, it's his pet.

Soon, reader gets out of the warship and dose there own thing.

Soon returning with shiny stuff they find.

They made a nest up high in the throne room

Megatron was annoyed by that but it dosent interfere with his planes so leaves it alone.

Soon, he noticed shiny things in his berthroom.

Like rings, cans, broken beer bottles, chip bags, anything shiny.

He was confused and went to Soundwave to see the recording who dared went into his berthroom

He finds reader flying in there and setting them in there.

He was confused.

Intel once day, reader returned to the ship with an artifact they just lost to the autobots.

He was amazed and actally impressed for once.

He praised reader and ordered anyone who hurts reader will lose their spark.

Reader was now a higher rank then starscrsam XD

Hope you like it!!!!!!!!!

[my-writings-and-musings]

Clawing my way out of depression with some incredibly silly Bumblebee x Reader, in which our beloved Scout is shrunk down to the size of a kitten via science magic and reader must keep him warm in their coat. Reader is gender neutral beyond having titties for Bee to huddle against. Read and join me as I defeat SAD with the power of silliness.

Shrunken Earthspark Bumblebee x GN!Reader

Rated PG for silliness, fluff and booby mention

Hunkering down at the abandoned warehouse you'd been told to wait in, you kept your eyes and ears on the horizon, hoping that the hum of familiar engines would cut through the howling wind and whirling snow before long. Though the air was frigid enough to freeze your breath, the bitter cold accounted for only a small portion of your desire to swiftly reunite with the team, as you had much bigger problems that you needed help with. Well, perhaps "bigger" wasn't the right word for it...

Standing atop the opposite end of the windowsill for his own vigil, Bumblebee looked remarkably alert and well composed for someone a fraction of their natural height. You supposed that his brush with Mandroid could have gone much worse; at least the device the scientist had escaped with had only shrunk the Scout, and done no further harm. It was a double miracle that you'd managed to find his tiny form amidst the knee deep snow of the battlefield. Rubbing your gloved hands together and trying not to stare, you told yourself that Wheeljack would be able to fix everything in no time, and that a few broken laws of physics would return your beloved bot to his usual towering height. Seeing him this tiny was just too strange, and not to mention unspeakably adorable.

A kitten-sized sneeze drew your eyes away from the snowy landscape out the window, and you looked over to find the Scout hugging himself through a dramatic shiver. "Bee? You okay?" you asked quickly, unable to help feeling far more protective than usual.

"F-f-fine!" he replied just as quickly, spinning around to face you. Digits trembling, he forced a shaky smile as he attempted to pass off crossing his arms as a casual gesture, though the tiny crystals of ice you noticed spreading across his frame gave him up just as readily. The poor mech sounded like he was seconds away from turning into a tiny Autobot popsicle as he shivered through every syllable. "Just a little... ch-chilly... B-but I'm f-fine!"

A number of realizations pinged through your mind at once; Bee must have lost a considerable amount of heat while buried in the snow, he was now far too small to regain said warmth, and he had no real idea how to stop himself from freezing now that he didn't have mass to protect himself. His pride had undoubtedly kept him from voicing the problem as it worsened, leaving you with a very tiny and very frozen Scout to thaw. "You're obviously freezing! Why didn't you tell me?"

"N-never been a p-problem before..." he replied as he gave in and started to shiver. Your heart twisted in pity, and you looked about as your brain raced to think of a solution, the lack of supplies leaving you with very few options. There was no way to build a fire, nor was there any power supply to start up the building's climate control, which was probably busted anyway. If only you had a tiny jacket to share...

"I need to get you warm; fast. Let me think... oh!"

The solution that came to you was very silly, and in a less life-threatening situation you would have thought it was quite embarrassing, but the prospect of saving your beloved Scout left no room for such doubts. Unzipping the front of your coat, you offered a hand for him to climb onto.

"Come here. You'll be plenty warm under my coat." you explained, figuring he'd fit perfectly between your shirt and the ample padding. Despite the chill, Bee managed a pink blush across his frozen cheeks, optics going wide in bashful embarrassment as he put together what you meant. It seemed that his pride hadn't shrunk with him.

"Y-you don't have-"

"Shush. At this rate, you'll freeze before our ride gets here" you insisted, voice growing a tad more urgent at his worsening freeze. Just watching his wings shake in time with his shivers made you care little for any kind of pride, including your own, and you used your concern to remain steadfast. Bringing your hand close enough for him to feel the warmth radiating from your glove made his resolve visibly waver. "So for now, my heat is your heat."

"Mmm..." he hummed in uncertainty, growing more tempted by the second. No bigger than a kitten and only slightly more intimidating, he cracked after only a few additional moments of hesitation, steadying himself against your thumb as he sat in your palm. He couldn't have weighed more than a pound, and you had to stifle a reflexive squee as he instinctively pressed himself into the warmth of your hand. A drooping of his optics made resisting that much harder. "Maybe just for a few minutes..."

"Of course." you said with a knowing smile. Gently sliding him into the opening of your coat, you just managed to avoid hissing as his frigid mesh settled against your shirt, though it was easy to ignore the discomfort when the tiny bot melted against you. With the outcrop of your breasts to support him, and the... "plush" of the area in question to keep him comfortable, Bee settled down as quickly as one would on a luxary mattress. Shivers dying down before your very eyes, the Scout rested his helm against you with the tiniest sigh. You had an undeniable urge to pet him as you whispered down into the little pocket of warmth. "There. Better?"

"Much... thank you." he murmured, looking up to meet your eyes with a smile as grateful as it was sleepy. Hoping he couldn't hear the resulting flutter of your heart, you pulled the zipper up a tad to keep the heat from escaping, grateful that your mammalian physiology could come in such handy. You'd have happily watched him rest his optics for hours, but a hum in the distance drew your gaze to the frosty window. Through the thick whirls of snow, your squinting eyes made out the faint outline of a familiar truck and aircraft, followed by a number of other vehicles you'd been hoping to see. The convoy had arrived.

"I think that's our evac, do you want-"

You went quiet at the sound of the tiniest snores you'd ever heard emanating from your coat, and as soon as your heart was done with its backflip, you found yourself wondering whether or not Bee would wish to be woken before his comrades saw him snoozing atop your breasts.

[factual-fantasy]

Can i grab you by the ankles and slowly drag you deeper into the transformers' Fandom?

Purely with your permission (:

XD I've been thinking about it. But ngl I'm put off by the amount of work it would take to rejoin the fandom and build my AU.

To start, I'd have to re-watch the whole show to refresh my memory.. which would be a lot for my short attention span to handle 😅(I never even finished the show the first time around because of this 💀)

Then I'd want to do a LOT of crazy rewrites to the story and a BOAT LOAD of redesigns. Basically everyone except Arcee and the deceptions get a brand new design and alt-modes.. so much redesigninggg 😵‍💫

And THEN I'd have to work out all the whack job changes I wanna make to the story. For one I would want Wheeljack to stay put with the Autobots when he first came to Earth in episode 8. Which would entail me digging into Wheeljacks character and figure out why he kept leaving. And then make a situation or something about Earth/the Autobots that compels Wheeljack to stay SO MUCH that it overrides his desire to leave Earth. Hmm.. what would that be exactly.. 🤔

I also want Sky Quake and Dread wing (was that their names..?) to get away from Earth together unscathed. Or at least give them some kind of ending where they are together. I remember the fates they had in the show made me very sad :(((

And then there's the even MORE complicated changes. Like the fact that I want Cliffjumper AND Tailgate to be alive and well A N D on Earth with everyone else. Just for the heck of it ngl 😂 But I ALSO want Arcee to keep her initial standoffish attitudes towards Jack.. that I thiiiink I remember her having...? I also want her to still have that bitter hatred towards Airachnid. Hmmmm a loooot of plot holes to patch there...

I also want Breakdown to be alive and have joined the Autobots. Which would later cause Knockout to rethink things and join the Autobots as well. I saw that Knockout joins the Autobots in the actual show but I just never saw what made him do it-

Another thing is I remember not really liking Smokescreen, Ultra Magnus and the new body for Optimus and their new base... I would probably build up my AU juuuuust far enough to get breakdown on the team and then call it there. I wouldn't write any further because I don't care for Smokescreen or Ultra Magnus. Which I thiiiiink came after that whole Breakdown thing....? It would just turn into a "day in the life of" AU where the plot wouldn't really progress much further.

So yeah, I'm open to drawing more of it here and there.. but I've got my work cut out for me if I ever wanted to officially rejoin the fandom 😅