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iwanted the first thing i finish this year to be epic megop violence <3
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Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄
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(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹
1. oh for fucks sake
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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lmao of course the TIM is “poly” and feels entitled to multiple women. can’t wait for your “relationships” to crash and burn
this faggot came from my bluesky post where i said i had 2 girlfriends to make me feel bad about having 2 girlfriends because they GET NO PUSSY
all relationships end eventually dumbass, everything does. even you one day!
anyway i've got two amazing girlfriends and it kicks ass.
#paper mario wiki calling an anon a faggot took me the fuck out#what character voice to imagine that in
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Little kuriboh!⭐⭐
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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
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As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.
#Yeah jesus christ#I am so glad it exists as a small precious thing#And did not get overexposed and marketed to death
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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests
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