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rystiel · 2 years ago

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i am not a writer but so help me god i am tempted to start writing for this goddamn ship since apparently i need to do everything myself around here

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago

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i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

#'weaving spells with beaks and talons' whatever u wanna call it. sounds like chanting to me #anyway yes. that is a thing that is happening #yes i am aware of it. stop asking.#am i taking steps to stop this thing from happening? how. how the fuck do u suppose i should go about doing that?#yea i've done some dumb shit in my life #no i am NOT about to go INTERFERING with the CROWS

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sleepiestwizard · 17 days ago

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grian mumbo and skizz basing RIGHT under scar “i love tnt minecarts” goodtimes, who very famously goes red fast and hates them AND is also building a “rollercoaster of death” right above them. is gonna go very well im sure

#wild life #life series #wild life smp #grian #gtws #mumbo jumbo #skizzleman #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #sub 1 club #the spanners #whatever the fuck theyre called now #eddie yaps

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xaiquyn · 8 months ago

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I just got tagged in this on the bird app

What the fuck does any of this mean

I literally can't comprehend what any of this is

Why was I tagged in it?

I'm not following the person who made it

I'll say it again, I don't even have any idea what this is

I didn't even want to be on the bird app, X, whatever

I just got an email from it saying I had notifications

#help me #what is this #i hate the bird app #i hate twitter #i hate x #whatever the fuck it's called #i don't care #WHAT #IS #THIIIIIIISS

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andi-o-geyser · 1 month ago

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ohhh girlfriend is about to be humbled so badly. get glintshore'd, bitch

#one two glintshore is coming for you #three four TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM #''mistake'' THE FUCK IS THIS #''call it whatever you want'' be sooo fr right now be so fucking for real you are going to have 5 children with that man #critical role #vox machina #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #the legend of vox machina spoilers #tlovm season 3 #lovm spoilers #lovm s3 #perc'ahlia #percy de rolo #vex'ahlia #cr1

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vinestaff · 3 months ago

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sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

#pressure #pressure roblox #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #sebastian solace #pressure sebastian #sebastian pressure #roblox fanart #roblox art #lowkey wanted th e kys voiceline it hink thatd be funny #hey expendable :3 kill y #different hand gesture because i like projecting on creatures i find interesting. sebastian solace now ddoes whatever thats called #i dont like the angler light i might change that #does his motuh glow? I think i did taht wrong og my god #its ok. its ok #he also has those things taht frog hands have. idk what its called but im a little silly and put them on him #in all honesty he was fun to draw i may start doodling him slithering on my homework pages #Fuck i forgot to put that tiktok trade offer image. Thts literally him bro

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lotus-pear · 9 months ago

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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next #what the fuck is wrong with them /gen #anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI #sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed

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cyb3r-mutt · 5 months ago

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Sometimes I think oh I could totally brat but then I remember that I fold like a cheap tent at the slightest hint of possibly being praised

#it’s embarrassing how easy #like yeah I’ll taunt and try and get someone to snap #and would love to tease and act out #but also know when the slightest bit of pressure is applied #I will trip over myself to do whatever will get me called a good boy #I’ll do it one day I know it #because I also wanna be a brat to the point it has to get fucked out of me while I cry #t4t switch #t4t puppy #t4t nsft #:3

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puppyeared · 3 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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girlwiththegreenhat · 3 months ago

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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years

work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years

half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts

shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one

#liz blogs #valve #team fortress 2 #tf2 #half life #half life 3 #what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace #valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE #and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET #in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l #like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time #ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once #crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what #its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie #edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere #but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months ago

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Prompt 226

"Mother. Mother. Mom. Mum. Mother. Mom-"

Danny sighed as Dan did his best to annoy him, no doubt revenge for the child leash. Which wouldn't have been needed if not for his continued attempts to go off on his own.

As a five year old.

Which wasn't going to happen, no thanks. They had to deal with people trying to kidnap them as "elf people" or something in this dimension already. Ancients, can't people let him travel with his kids for vacation in peace?!

#Prompts #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #dp x marvel #De aged dan #Mom danny #Dad danny #He's just tryin to vibe with his suped up camper with his 6 kids and hellhound #People are concerned about this group of elves or whatever the fuck this family is #Why yes Danny has all of his clones as kids #Jordan calls him mom & Ellie calls him dad #Space core danny #No he's not ghost king #He did get adopted by clockwork tho #There could be some misunderstandings #Either the Kronus kind OR the Time stone kind #Actually it'd be hilarious if Danny gives off similar energy to the space stone thx to being new ancient of space

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electoons · 8 months ago

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution