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chokers & crop tops on my days off, cosplaying as Normal Man when i clock in
#hello i am Normal Guy i wear t shirt & cargo pants#yassss i am Straight huntyyyyyy#(that is a joke if u don’t know the ref)#normally i wouldn’t specify bc i idc but#u would rather eat a shoe than be perceived as straight#no offense full offense#<3#just a thought
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early access + nsfw on patreon
#soap is naturally more volatile leading up to a full moon but he just also dislikes feeling sidelined.#his previous teams were always pretty heavy on the offensive#(there's also a part of him that's annoyed at himself for still finding simon hot even when he's being a bit of a tosser#OH ALSO. im testing out a newer brush on this one#since for some reason my brain decided i hate how thick my lines usually look :3#captain john price#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#monster 141 au#simon ghost riley#giragi art
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thoughts on drunkenly flirting with ghost at the bar and calling him ‘honey’
he's completely unfazed by the grabby hands on his arm. doesn't really care that you're all up in his personal space despite the presence he tends to give since you're clearly three sheets to the wind and with the way your fruity cocktail keeps spilling onto the bar top, there's no chance you'll be sticking a chib between his ribs with enough precision to kill so he lets you hang from him like a sloth on a tree. and it's all fine, you're slurring out words he doesn't bother trying to decipher since he doesn't care what you've to say anyway til the endearment terms start.
he doesn't get called much other than simon, ghost or lieutenant (price calling him son as if they're not very close in age is something he still finds comical) but honey???
the only ones that call him something similar are the outlets he occasionally pays for.
(he's not a very nice nor handsome man. hasn't had a real and true relationship with anyone, hasn't been the point of affection for anything. not even a dog.)
if he's pockmarked cheeks turn a ruddy, ugly color, he'll just blame it on the alcohol. and forget about your little group of belligerent friends, he'll be giving you a ride 🥴
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getting into buffy late in the game is so wild beacuse like... what do you mean angel was the favorite love interest?? what do you mean he's supposed to be buffy's true love, supported by the cast, crew and promo materials??
him??
over spike, who's better for buffy in basically every way??
like, 2000s baby here, but before my friend encouraged me to start watching buffy (halfway thru s1 rn!) pretty much all i knew about the show was "vampire show with the lesbian witches and that rlly popular enemies-to-lovers ship"
but now i'm looking at merch and magazines from that time, and angel is the guy everyone loves?? joss whedon gave us HIM
and thought we wouldn't fall in love?? thought we'd go for angel, who has the most clear ~first love interest who either dies or becomes evil to make way for the better love interest~ i've ever seen in my life??
absolutely wild.
#like no offense if you're a ba/ngel bb but spuffy had such a big impact on pop culture and they truly didn't realize??#buffy the vampire slayer#spuffy#buffy summers#william pratt#hitting ya with that full legal name#nah but idk if i would have survived the original fandom
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Happy disability pride month to people who are always shocked and excited to see themselves in a positivity post specifically
#disability pride month#cripplepunk#cripple punk#actually disabled#disability#full offense but if you tag this with pots/hEDS/autism/ADHD/etc I will eat your eyeballs right out of your skull#You guys ARE 99.999% of the positivity posts
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‘alicent would love taylor swift’ shut the fuck upppp alicent would listen to ‘catholic choral music (10 HOURS VERSION NO ADS)’ on repeat because she thinks that worldly music is sinful. when aemond goes through an emo phase she cries every night because she’s convinced that he’s becoming corrupted and his soul is lost. i do think that criston might listen to katy perry though.
#full offense to taylor swift btw#am i hotd posting now. is that what’s happening.#valyrianscrolls#alicent hightower#criston cole#aemond targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon
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“I’m sorry, are those…”
#zen scribbles#zenanigans#zen draws#transformers#tf one 2024#tf one sentinel prime#I want to throw him into a blender#full offense#transformers one#sentinel prime#I love that he’s terrible in every continuity
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“To the race and to the next part.”
“To the race, and the next part.”
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#steel ball run#vic steel ball run posting era… dont worry we’ll come back to the regularly schedueled first-timeline insanity soon#im just thinking about them a lot since im almost done reading#seen a lot of people redrawing this panel so when i got to it i felt i had to as well bless#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo part 7#jojo fanart#jjba fanart#jjba sbr#gyjo#gyjo fanart#hello gyjo fans#this was kinda rushed i dont like my gyro too much but whatever#mb!!!#ill compensate soon maybe n draw more of them#hopefully#maybe some diego soon because i actually love him in stark contrast to dio#full offense to dio#idk what else to add#eat up?
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new blorbo alert: nahar, my he/they moon elf bloodhunter for our strahd campaign! he's a big nerd and horse boy. i can't wait to see him get traumatised 💙✨
#nahar#curse of strahd#strahd campaign#not sure how to tag this yet#dnd#dnd moon elf#dnd bloodhunter#dnd oc#art#dungeons and dragons#oc#oc art#original#digital#artists on tumblr#if u know his namesake u know#objectively my prettiest hunter thus far. full offense to the others <3
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It's weird to me that people are like ORYM'S GOING DARK like sorry but while mechanically I don't think he's necessarily going to become a paladin this is like... righteous strength of conviction, not murderhobo. It's not like, dark to go after a death cult or someone who tried to assassinate you.
#critical role spoilers#Orym#full offense but i really do wonder if some people in the broader actual play fandom have any familiarity with other media#like any#like i think some people have watched cr and veggie tales or something and NOTHING else. this is standard genre shit
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PLEASE tell me about all your problems so i have an excuse to try to kiss it all better for like six hours minimum
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#tears streaming down my face because my kisses can’t heal every girl in the world😔#let me help you feel better PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#insane that the world is full of girls that need a lil kiss and im SO capable of giving lil kisses and YET—#NEITHER OF US GET WHAT WE WANT😒#so offensive😔#anyway if you need a kiss im sending you. So Many. like actually#you deserve to be kissed and loved and happy and calm and at peace#happy pride yall go get your joy❤️❤️❤️#sorry pride month makes me emotional#im gay and i like sleeping
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What makes the fan service in JJK so delectable compared to like
Fire Force girl
Maybe because it's more subtle and fits the scene despite the obvious thirst unlike Fire Force's which just stops the momentum of the story to undress this girl for lewd comedy where she's humiliated
Yeah I think I've cracked it
#no offense bc fire force's story is pretty good but.#also full offense i could not continue bc of this nonsense#with jjk things are implied without going over the top#bc see all the jjk men are covered head to toe in clothing but still their AURA surpasses any typical naked anime girl fan service BYE#also disclaimer i dont think ogling naked anime people is bad like have you seen yoruichi from bleach#sidrabbles
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what an incredibly normal and not at all autistic thing to say! (lying)
#truly this is SO funny#casually questioning his bestie's religious beliefs and then genuinely being like “what?? did i say something??”#and then he KEEPS GOING with that train of thought#not because hes an asshole. in his head he is genuinely just making conversation. theres just something so autistic about him#also complete tangent but is it just me or is that glass of water between hotch and jj massive. is it the communal water cup or something#why is it so big#full disclosure these images are slightly out of order. the last image here is before hotch and jj's reactions#but it was funnier to order them like this#reid: hmm morgan do you think the reason youve never feared satan is because youve never actually believed in god?#everyone: ...#reid: :)#spencer reid#autistic spencer reid#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s03e08#lucky#this is NOT a hate post by the way. pre-diagnosis i absolutely would have done this.#even now knowing people consider it offensive i could see myself saying something like this#shoutout to offputting autistic people!!#criminal minds 3x8
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I think that person saying to reclaim "reject modernity, embrace tradition" "gayly" is a great example of how too many lgbt people on this site don't understand the function of reclamation and give it way too much weight in terms of revolutionary politics and thinking. The same can be said about representation, but that's another convo this site (especially the lgbt whites) isn't ready to tackle.
For now, understand that there are certain concepts and ideas that cannot be reclaimed because they don't function as a way to describe a marginalized group but as an ideology with the sole purpose of keeping those groups marginalized if not outright eliminating them.
#that last paragraph is me being nice because I'm having a positive day rn#don't make me regret it#kia's post#kia's og posts#also full offense but this is where theory comes in handy#if you don't understand the fucntion of these phrases/terms/slogans#you don't understand how to combat them
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Rewatched the 2004 Phantom of the Opera bc I remembered it existed but I spent like the whole movie getting increasingly dismayed over how normal Erik looked so I decided to draw a more, eh, lore accurate version? at least according to his description in the novel
#like no offense to gerard butler he's a very handsome dude but like. that's the problem lmfao#make him look fucked up!! he's supposed to be a corpse#my art#digital art#phantom of the opera#PotO#erik poto#erik the phantom#erik destler#is that his full name? cool#I am admittedly a bit of a noob when it comes to the og source material but I like how funky he's described to look
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the real unpopular opinion is that I love the Star Wars prequels and not just 'in spite' of [insert criticism]
#star wars#full offense but I don't think any of the dialogue is clunkier than in the OT#and I'm about 75% sure that Carrie did do some uncredited work on the aotc script#only 75% sure because I clearly remember it but I can't remember the exact source
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