#no offense (full offense)

[takenfromthegrave]

chokers & crop tops on my days off, cosplaying as Normal Man when i clock in

[bluegiragi]

debrief.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[shotmrmiller]

thoughts on drunkenly flirting with ghost at the bar and calling him ‘honey’

he's completely unfazed by the grabby hands on his arm. doesn't really care that you're all up in his personal space despite the presence he tends to give since you're clearly three sheets to the wind and with the way your fruity cocktail keeps spilling onto the bar top, there's no chance you'll be sticking a chib between his ribs with enough precision to kill so he lets you hang from him like a sloth on a tree. and it's all fine, you're slurring out words he doesn't bother trying to decipher since he doesn't care what you've to say anyway til the endearment terms start.

he doesn't get called much other than simon, ghost or lieutenant (price calling him son as if they're not very close in age is something he still finds comical) but honey???

the only ones that call him something similar are the outlets he occasionally pays for.

(he's not a very nice nor handsome man. hasn't had a real and true relationship with anyone, hasn't been the point of affection for anything. not even a dog.)

if he's pockmarked cheeks turn a ruddy, ugly color, he'll just blame it on the alcohol. and forget about your little group of belligerent friends, he'll be giving you a ride 🥴

[selkiemaidenfae]

getting into buffy late in the game is so wild beacuse like... what do you mean angel was the favorite love interest?? what do you mean he's supposed to be buffy's true love, supported by the cast, crew and promo materials??

him??

over spike, who's better for buffy in basically every way??

like, 2000s baby here, but before my friend encouraged me to start watching buffy, pretty much all i knew about the show was "vampire show with the lesbian witches and that rlly popular enemies-to-lovers ship"

but now i'm looking at merch and magazines from that time, and angel is the guy everyone loves?? joss whedon gave us HIM

and thought we wouldn't fall in love?? thought we'd go for angel, who has the most clear ~first love interest who either dies or becomes evil to make way for the better love interest~ i've ever seen in my life??

absolutely wild.

[nightmaretour]

Happy disability pride month to people who are always shocked and excited to see themselves in a positivity post specifically

[jeyneofpoole]

‘alicent would love taylor swift’ shut the fuck upppp alicent would listen to ‘catholic choral music (10 HOURS VERSION NO ADS)’ on repeat because she thinks that worldly music is sinful. when aemond goes through an emo phase she cries every night because she’s convinced that he’s becoming corrupted and his soul is lost. i do think that criston might listen to katy perry though.

[zen-shenanigans]

“I’m sorry, are those…”

[sketchytea]

new blorbo alert: nahar, my he/they moon elf bloodhunter for our strahd campaign! he's a big nerd and horse boy. i can't wait to see him get traumatised 💙✨

[siriuslycool69]

If you ever think you're a horrible writer and you will never get an offer to publish ur book, do what I do and remember that an actually published author like Colleen Hover exists. If she can do it, you can do it better.

[spenglerstwinkie]

“To the race and to the next part.”

“To the race, and the next part.”

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I remember back when I used to be the chill cool girl who didn’t take offense to anything and wasn’t hurt by anything and was nonchalant about everything and wasn’t bothered and didn’t care and was so chill and cool…….. thank god I healed

[utilitycaster]

It's weird to me that people are like ORYM'S GOING DARK like sorry but while mechanically I don't think he's necessarily going to become a paladin this is like... righteous strength of conviction, not murderhobo. It's not like, dark to go after a death cult or someone who tried to assassinate you.

[napping-sapphic]

PLEASE tell me about all your problems so i have an excuse to try to kiss it all better for like six hours minimum

[frankiebirds]

what an incredibly normal and not at all autistic thing to say! (lying)

[sidsinning]

What makes the fan service in JJK so delectable compared to like

Fire Force girl

Maybe because it's more subtle and fits the scene despite the obvious thirst unlike Fire Force's which just stops the momentum of the story to undress this girl for lewd comedy where she's humiliated

Yeah I think I've cracked it

[jasonsbruce]

"No. I am sorry. That was poorly said. You have earned better from me."