#whatever! 🤷🏼‍♂️

[badcountryofficial]

Last post I just wanna feel appreciated and valued 👍🏻

[raven-lost-in-the-echo]

Deadwind season 3 humor

[steveyockey]

it’s so crazy when someone reveals they are regular amazon user. honey I go to the STORE

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

Something that makes me happy #19:

Just a fuckin yogurt, bitch

[stolasdearest]

Could I order a reader x husker & reader x Alastor (separate) where reader naturally smells like catnip?

I’ve been in the fandom for a while; and a running theme with Al is that he purrs. I personally think it’s really silly and cute; and I think if he purrs like a cat. Might as well be part cat 🤷🏼‍♂️

(I was also hoping for reader to be a sort of lamb demon; and you can decide if it’s smut if nah idm)

~🍖

Alastor x Reader ❦ Husk x Reader˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

ׂׂૢ pairing : Husk & Alastor x Reader

ׂׂૢ cw : Not proofread

ׂׂૢ reader is gender neutral

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠...

♪ to everyone's surprise he's absolutely glued to you at every hour of every day; it's starting to concern the others at how stuck to you he is, always smiling seemingly more genuinely. His cheek is very often squished against yours as you hear a barely audible purr emitting from the overlord, his eyes closed; you swear you see something moving behind his coat every time he makes physical contact with you.

♪ whenever he's not with you his ears are always flattened against his head and he seems irritable, upon finding out your particular scent you joke to him that he's having withdrawals which he didn't find as funny as you did, he's sulking for the rest of the day.

♪ shockingly let's you pet his ears because it means he gets to get closer to you and take in your scent for the 70th time today, it's always a sight for the others to see his head on your shoulder while your hand combs through his red soft locks, Alastor yet again struggling to keep his purrs to your ears only; knowing You'd never openly embarrass him like that, he trusts you alot so don't squander it.

♪ if you're ever alone in his room he gets very touchy, his hands are running all over you while you try and scroll on your phone or read; whatever you like doing before bed. He's constantly trying to rip your actual clothes off since they are restricting your natural smell and it's irritating him greatly; don't be upset or surprised if he fully expects you to be barely clothed while you lay in his bed; usually falling asleep with his arms snaked around your waist with his face buried in your neck.

♪ he regularly eyes Husk since he's the only one who's also affected by your aroma, Giving him a warning to stay the hell away from you if he knows what's good for him.

♪ like Alastor, everyone is surprised and confused by how quickly Husk had warmed up to you along with how seemingly dependent he was on you; always smiling at you and inviting you behind the bar, he'd even ask you to try and make drinks with him as a fun game so he could stand shoulder to shoulder with you, sneaky kitty.

♪ if it's late in the night while everyone else is already sleeping he'll sometimes rest his head against your chest as you scratch his head; loudly purring and quiet grumbling while he talks about the day he's had and his past; absolutely in a daze in your presence

♪ After you arrived he naturally acts more relaxed and calm, your scent over time just relaxing him even when he just thinks of you which is constantly but he'll never say that; this clearly making the other residents more happy and inclined to speak to him even Alastor is surprised by how his old buddy husker has loosened up!

♪ is not above grabbing one of your shirts and using it as a pillow cover even if you're literally right next to him, the more of you the better he always says. His tail wags and his ears slightly flick while he purrs into your neck; his slender fingers grabbing the small of your back and thigh as he goes to pull you closer to him, a deep chuckle from his throat as you begin to tease him about it and how "he's obsessed with you" he laughs it over however he never denies it.

♪ bring it up while the others are around? He's side eyeing you while he "growls" you obviously coo at him saying he's not looking very intimidating; having known what he was like in bed the night before you just couldn't take him seriously! His ears flatten while he turns away to hide the blush creeping in on his face his long tail loudly thumping against the bar table.

Authors note : I did this at 2:30AM, Man I should really fix my sleep schedule but what am I if not self destructive

[alexpilgrimblog]

For Rent Bonus Items, Unlocked

At first I was a bit uncomfortable about sharing this, but guess what, these objects are included in the game files just waiting to be liberated, and besides, I did pay for the EP and own a legit copy, so... whatever.

Grill cart is functional, 5 swatches, 950$, shade (14 swatches) and fruit basket (10 swatches) are decorative, 200$ and 210$ respectively, objects require For Rent.

A bit disappointed that the shade isn’t actually a lamp tho LOL

(I know other EP pre-order items have been covered by other modders/creators, but if there's anything else you're missing let me know, I’ve unlocked all of them for my private use except for the Growing Together infant carrier since it’s a CAS part, still trying to figure it out 🤷🏼‍♂️)

DOWNLOAD

[crippled-peeper]

obsessed with the kid who thinks furries are more looked down upon than disabled people this is absurd

I agree that people hate on furries a lot and it’s a massive signifier of queerphobia also but the way they just randomly decided Deformed People were gonna be their Bad Guys for the post is hilariously detached to me.

People constantly forget that fascists target us first and authoritarians and capitalists don’t want us to exist so I’m not surprised they also apparently don’t think we’re bullied either 🤷🏼‍♂️ like believe whatever helps you sleep at night I guess but don’t just lie about it blatantly and not expect anyone to disagree with you

[zukkaart]

Sokka: Hey sexy, how about you drop whatever you’re doing and we can get out of here? ;)

Azula: …

Azula: I’m holding 16 people hostage and those are your first words to me?

Sokka: 😁🤷🏼‍♂️

[ayiemojis]

Okay, this was originally posted to our system blog but i think we’re ok posting this here now

We are very proendo!!

While we love and support nontraumagenic systems this doesn't mean you can't use our resources if you don't agree with us

We have made so many emojis and we're not gonna bar then from anyone

But endos are valid sorry 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh btw feel free to send us hate or threats or whatever we don’t care lol

[4awny]

Sp Study Headcanons that literally nobody somebody asked for:

Kenny:-

actually listens and pays attention in class

but literally cannot study at all if cartman is there

would rather race cars and start fires than study

easily distracted

is kind of 🤷🏼‍♂️ whatever when its exam day

legs spread as far out from the desk as possible

likes to watch other people stress out from the back row

grade? B. people under estimate him

Kyle:-

disgustingly prepared

gets stressed out a lot tho

like when people won't shut up

therefore prefers to study alone

the closer he is to the final exam > the more moody he gets

permanent 😠 face

blames cartman for distracting him

i mean yeah. he does that a lot tbf

is up all night studying despite knowing sleep is just as important

fear of failure maybe?

OK I could go on here

grade? A. predictable. the hard work paid off

Stan:-

doubts himself the whole time

king of procrastination

not completely his fault, always busy doing shit for ppl

thinks he's totally prepared

opens up the first page of the exam paper

immediately forgets everything he ever knew

🤯 lost af

oh wait he does know something

comes out feeling like he let himself down

grade? C. all gd my guy

Cartman:-

this kid will not acknowledge an exam until the day before

then panics like hell

and kyle told him so too

looks over to each friend as if to say HELP ME when everybody opens their paper

obviously no one helps him lol

like? man should have listened

cannot concentrate, thoughts racing, over thinking

leads to inner meltdown

struggles to submit anything worth a pass due to the stress

acts like it was the easiest exam of his life

OK enough lore

grade D. just about.

Butters:-

surprisingly good with numbers

brings a pencil sharpener into the exam hall

and like 4 extra pencils too

is pretty confident

real cocky too. smug is the word

bc he the only mf to actually enjoy exams

looks over at cartman with a 👍🏻

gets a 🖕🏼 in return

grade B+. kid is no dumbass

Craig:-

should probably try harder

doesn't even care about grades

kinda does actually

"let's just get this over with" as he rolls up to the exam hall with his hands in his pockets

😒

pretty average student

writes 'fuck knows' for questions he doesn't know

having good common sense helped him massively

grade? B. nobody knows how he managed it either. mystery

Tweek:-

a lot of pencil tapping

relies on a lot of caffeine

...obviously

sweaty palms

forever looking around at other people

reads the question 10 times

then 10 more times

still doesn't understand so writes nothing.

goes back to the 1st question halfway through

adds ???? next to his answers

doctors handwriting. barely readable.

grade? it's a D. rip

Clyde:-

"test? what test?"

moderately studies...

for the wrong exam

writes notes on his hand before the final

chews gum throughout

It annoys tweek, who can hear it from 14 seats back

always the first to finish

because finishing first means he's better than everyone else

🤡

spends the next half hour doodling circles all over the desk

only cares about the party afterwards anyways

grade?? big fat FAIL

Tolkien:-

actually knows his stuff, bc he covered literally everything

apart from that 1 subject, but he didn't care about it anyway

reads a lot of books, loves literature

sleeps well, eats well

helps his mind combat pre-exam stress

feels pretty confident on exam day, but hides it well

doesn't want his friends to think he's a nerd or anything...

Grade? A+++++. total NERD

[soniccorndog]

Republican Blood cocktail

- 1-2 shots (or whatever's left) of tequila

-2 shots sour mix

-1 shot strawberry puree

-simple syrup to taste

-juice of 1/2 lime

-1 shot triple sec

-ice

This is just a strawberry margarita but it tastes pretty good so 🤷🏼‍♂️

Don't drink unless youre 21, thats a threat.

[badcountryofficial]

Like I'd do anything for u except you literally wouldn't so

[kazoo-the-demjin]

whatever you say but Kevin and Allison are actually genuinely besties. They got their own gossip sessions. After they've graduated they still frequently have video calls where they both talk about whatever whenever they want. Allison is always telling Kevin everything she found about everyone while Kevin listens with rapt attention, adding a point here and there wherever it feels appropriate. Kevin too usually has a lot of information since he's the silently observant kinda guy and shares some of the stuff with Allison. It started in Kevin's third year but Kevin eventually grew to trust Allison and shared his thoughts and opinions as well (He'll never admit but he does start considering Allison's advices at some point). It's just when it's Kevin's turn to infodump it's usually always in the form of bitching and moaning and complaining and Allison finds it annoyingly endearing. They started with a lot of differences, found one similarity, and eventually figured they were not very different beings from the start. They just had different approach to life 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️

But while Kevin is still in Palmetto Andrew is thoroughly annoyed how Allison has both of his roommates in her clutches (hates her on principle)

[steveyockey]

I bought tickets to oh mary for early march :-) I literally cannot wait

we understand each other perfectly. now if you could just make it so that your show date overlaps with when when I am in New York—

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

do you do base sketches? what is your drawing process?

Bad

I get possessed by the overwhelming urge to draw something stupid, and then I just fly by the seat of my pants until it's done. I do base sketches often enough but with stuff like this I just wing it and hope it turns out. It's probably not the best way to do it but 🤷🏼‍♂️

There are a lot of really incredible artists in the GO fandom on tumblr and its intimidating, to be honest. I'm pretty new to drawing GO art, so at this point I'm just trying to draw whatever I can for practice in preparation for season 2.

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki S2 EP1 Spoilers Ahead!

My thoughts during the first watch-through of Episode One, in chronological order:

Am I the only one who thinks X-5 is acting a bit shady?

Poor Casey. I think he needs a nap.

Are the tremors maybe related to every time Loki… transports, or whatever?

And I… oop! B-15 is one of my favorites now.

Woah, there, Loki! Settle down, babe. You’re scaring everyone.

Oh man, I missed their banter!

“It looks like you’re dying and being birthed at the same time.” 💀💀💀

That employee in the corner of the elevator: 0.0

Reunited and it feels so goooooood!

OB is MVP.

“The hope” is that he’ll get pulled into the present? Oi, this is gonna become a dumpster fire, isn’t it?

Boy, that TVA handbook sure would’ve come in handy last season.

“It’s now or never.” Yeah, that’s pretty standard. No one ever has enough time in sci-fi/drama.

👍🏽

🤷🏼‍♂️

Is now really the moment to waste time slowly walking down a hallway. Loki WhAt aRe yOU DoInG?!

Hoof it, Mobius, hoof it!

“He’s lost to time.” Yeah something tells me that’s not true, otherwise this would be a really short season.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. There HE is? There YOU are! The whole of existence is turning into a dumpster fire (as predicted) because of you! And now you have the AUDACITY to just casually show up??? Remember the time door, Sylvie?! Because I sure do!

Oooh, saved by the bell! Who pruned him???

Hmmm… there’s something rotten in the state of Denmark.

That cashier: 0.0

So, let me get this straight: Sylvie throws the world into chaos and then goes to get a hamburger???

This McDonalds sponsorship is so weird to me. News flash: everyone on the planet knows what McDonalds is. I don’t think they need to do this much advertising.

If my observations prove to be at all interesting to anyone, I think I'll keep doing this for the rest of Season 2.