#yoplait

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[mortamon-saturn]

Did you know? Rayman had some Petits Filous stickers by Yoplait in 2003! Here are those which I got as a kid!

EDIT: They are now scanned and available in greater quality!

Alright French learners and mes amis français, can you get the right answers to all of them? :P

(You can tell I got them when I was very young, because there are some food stains in the notebook where I pasted them... That's because I ate with a "machete", of course! 🫠)

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Trix Yogurt by Yoplait (Original Flavors Discontinued 1999)

[tithsokphanny31]

90s Snacks: You can only keep 3?

[randomspider]

what if we die and go to heaven and God is a 6oz Strawberry Yoplait yogurt with photoshopped moving eyes

[gamerwoman3d]

Old Person Rant:

I want to apologize to the kids today who are growing up in the misinformation era. I truly hope your generation learns to differentiate the honest from the cozen.

Anyways today I ended up buying a buncha this shit because I like yogurt, I love protein and I love cherries. I figured they added whey powder to cherry yogurt.

Mean ol' bitch rant under the cut

Nope. Not a single cherry in the ingredients list. It's sweetened with Sucralose which is an artificial sweetener that makes me gag. So instead of cherry flavor, I get "Rather be giving a blowie" flavor.

Nowhere on this bitch does it say sugarfree.

Nowhere on this bitch does it say "Does not contain cherries."

The texture kinda sucks too but I was expecting that - with 15g protein and 100 calories I expecting that (even though it doesn't say non-fat anywhere on it, I can do the math and figure there's no-to-low-fat at 100 cals.)

How the fuck are you claiming that there are no artificial flavors when 1) CHERRY IS NOT IN THE INGREDIENTS LIST FOR A FUCKING CHERRY YOGURT AND 2) Sucralose is literally an artificial flavor.

And don't get me started on using BEET. JUICE. Just use a fucking cherry. Using beet juice (for color) is LITERALLY THE DEFINITION of an artificial color when you're advertising the bullshit with a PHOTO OF A FUCKIN CHERRY ON THE FRONT. Just because you didn't use Red 40 does not mean this isn't an act of pure fucking artifice.

I hate products today, man. I fucking hate em. I hate shopping online, I hate shopping in stores, I hate being offered bullshit that has ZERO ACTUAL VALUE that's put in a pretty package with a buncha lies in fine print and sold as if it's something else.

I hate that nothing on the shelf today can be taken at face value because of the big fuckin' hardon that General Mills has for duping people into overpaying for shit that they couldn't GIVE AWAY unless they FORCE the real thing to be unavailable.

If I could give every kid a magic schoolbus trip to go grocery shopping in other countries, and even in the USA but in earlier decades, I would.

My trust in these products are so broken that I even wonder if there's ACTUALLY 15g of protein in this cup or if that math is just a creative interpretation as well.

Sorry kids. I wish we had done better at nipping deceptive marketing in the bud, but there's no consequences for these types of practice. I'm only hoping if you're seeing these products on the shelf that you get critical, and don't buy them if

1) There's too much print on the package and it ain't worth my time to read. [Fewer words means fewer ingredients and less bullshit.]

2) The package doesn't give you full confidence that the product inside is actually the thing that you want or need.

Not buying the shit at all is the only way to get it off the shelf. I'm sorry I bought as many of these as I did and I'll probably be taking the rest to a Free Fridge. At least that way the homeless will know not to let GM give this shit to them and claim it as a tax writeoff.

[wondersmile]

some of my favorite snacks as a kid!

banner by @mini-ghostly, reads please keep interaction SFW

[iamnathannah]

I was jump-scared this morning by America's voice in this new Yoplait ad while working 😂...get that yogurt money, girl!

[yogurtstress]

I thought I reviewed this yogurt already but according to my blog I haven't so here is the review

The texture was fine, there are random chunks of fruit in addition to the puree so the texture sensitive girlies may not like

The flavor was quite sweet?? Kind of artificial tbh but not in a way that I completely hated

7/10

[sleepyheadkl]

I am definitely the target demographic for yoplait's oui yogurt 😅 

[trinatuesday]

Trina's Advice of the Day

B true 2 u! Nothing is better than when you choose to rock your own style, and no style is complete without a Yoplait Original, Strawberry Yogurt, 6 oz.

[laurasadvertisingcorner]

Yoplait “Kitchen” (2008)

[mortamon-saturn]

The Rayman Petits Filous stickers by Yoplait have finally been scanned and are now documented on RayWiki!

I'm so happy to have preserved these precious little gems from 2003 in my childhood notebook dedicated to Rayman! You can now enjoy them in greater picture clarity! :D

Feel free to use them to teach very valuable lessons to your children! Such as eating pasta with a machete, identifying dairy products such as fries and sausages, putting their pants on with a dye, or to play in sandbags! Make sure your kids try the famous games Bagcraft and Terrasack! :P

...Oh, and look everyone! It's my original character, Purple Globox! 🙃

(DO NOT STEAL! 😡)

Note that my collection is not the complete set of the Rayman Yoplait stickers, so if you have some yourself, please share them with the community! 🙏

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[mikaelaromero]

Simple Yogurt Bread Yogurt, rather than butter or oil, gives this quick and simple sweet bread its moist and adaptable spongy texture.

[fiestaequestria]

Free Yoplait Yogurt