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sex is too complicated. im calling the whole thing off
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finding out this was a real podcast between a mother with cancer and her son was so upsetting but also potent
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there are some questions it's really just not appropriate to ask a lady.
questions like "how much yarn do you already have" and "don't you already have three projects" or "where would we store a blowtorch"
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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I want someone to look at MEEEEEEEE and be like "I have to make him laugh." COME ON. Look at ME and go "oh I have to nurture him and learn about his intricate rituals so that I might assist him in them and help him through hardships" where is someone giving ME the luxury of attention to detail come ON
#THAT is the dream. being known like that#being known AND having things done BECAUSE of it#'i know x helps you when ur upset so i did it' i would pee all of the pee out of my penis and die. heaven.#settling for nothing less#and if that means no one then so be it lmao#you must adore me and follow through on it no more 'i'd do anything for you🥺 except a load of laundry'#EHHHHHHHH! INCORRECT! LEEEEEEEEEAVE
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Anyway when do I get to be the object of a savior complex HMMMM????????? When do I get someone looking at me with a boner and going "oooohhh I can fix him" and tricking me into doing better for myself huh?
#always the fixer never the FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#you can tell because of my horny nature#you take one look at me and you go oh no this boy isnt fixed#i have to neuter myself huh.#i mean fix myself huh.
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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man
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Are you into ddlg you seem like you would be but ur so weird I’m gonna cry
Diving
Dance (Merengue, Salsa, Bachata, Samba)
Luxury
Golden coins
I am into all of these things
And perhaps even more
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wait a minute..... these arent my memories
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Like yes I'm v popular here with my 77 followers and my 0 note posts lmao
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Like it's kind of terrifying how well you can know someone and how you can plan an entire future lifetime with them all to just...go back to being complete strangers. I knew you better than you knew yourself once and now I have no idea how you spend your time.
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Anyway it's fine I'm here you're there. I'm growing and I know what I'm doing and where I'm going and what my plan is and what I'm focusing on. And I get to grieve and process and no one knows who you are aside from "my ex" or your name which isn't even your name anymore so don't be so paranoid. And you're doing whatever you're doing and I'll never know. And you'll never know what I'm doing. And we'll never know each other again.
#ive accepted it these days#but that doesnt make it easy.#it's the reality#but reality is hard#i still wish it was different every now and again#but we're going on 6 months strong#well. lapsed a bit a couple months in but it was never a real. conversation#i regret it immensely but oh well
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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.
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