Have some birbs
(I’m so sorry)(for ooc) (and ocfication) (you know me-)
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happy selfie night call me coconut head
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i just stole 🫢 something from work 👷 that in 250 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ years (‼️) is going to make me a millionare 💰💵💸 here is how: 5c piece ? wait you guys are mostly (🫢) American 🇺🇸 1 Penny 🪙 ? take it from work. Invest in the bank 🏦 savings account. accrue money. 💰⬆️ take it out after exactly 7 (7️⃣‼️) years and now you have $100 💯 beautiful 🤩 dollars 💵 now invest ! invest in stocks ! 📈📉 when the candle 🕯 goes up ⬆️🆙 YOU 🫵 go down ⬇️ this is good 👍 take half invest in bank 🏦 savings again take the other half invenst in stocks 📈📉 NOW YOU HAVE $50k 🤑💰easy ‼️ what you are going to want to do - equity okay? buy a house 🏡 rent it out. they pay off tthe house ‼️‼️‼️ EASY 💪 now you have equity. spend money ➖💰 to make money. ➕💰equity means the bank 🏦 loves you 😳🥰😍🫵 and they will buy you a house 🏡 and you can live in it. and buy MORE HOUSES ➕🏡‼️ and rent those out. for MORE MONEY ‼️‼️‼️💰💵🤑
and that original 5 cents i mean 1 penny? president of the United States 🇺🇸 now. thank yo u 🙏
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I never know how to start my fics honestly. It just happens. If I had it my way I’d skip to the middle everytime
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.
i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.
so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.
today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.
and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.
so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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My mum dropped new family lore today when she off-handedly mentioned being diagnosed with "fibrositis" in her early 30s.
I'd never heard of it before, so I Googled it and what's it called these days? Fibromyalgia. I said, Mum, do you mean to tell me you've lived 40+ years with fibro pain, and no one's done anything about it?
She said, "You can do something about it? The doctor back then just said I needed to have a baby."
Perplexed, I asked, "Why would that help?"
"Because then I wouldn't have time to think I was in pain."
So, anyway. Haha. As soon as this migraine stops, I'm hopping on a plane back home to commit murder. Anyone want to come?
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