#what’s the tag

[oobbbear]

Have some birbs

(I’m so sorry)(for ooc) (and ocfication) (you know me-)

[meaningtotellyou]

happy selfie night call me coconut head

[jackiebrackettt]

i just stole 🫢 something from work 👷 that in 250 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ years (‼️) is going to make me a millionare 💰💵💸 here is how: 5c piece ? wait you guys are mostly (🫢) American 🇺🇸 1 Penny 🪙 ? take it from work. Invest in the bank 🏦 savings account. accrue money. 💰⬆️ take it out after exactly 7 (7️⃣‼️) years and now you have $100 💯 beautiful 🤩 dollars 💵 now invest ! invest in stocks ! 📈📉 when the candle 🕯 goes up ⬆️���� YOU 🫵 go down ⬇️ this is good 👍 take half invest in bank 🏦 savings again take the other half invenst in stocks 📈📉 NOW YOU HAVE $50k 🤑💰easy ‼️ what you are going to want to do - equity okay? buy a house 🏡 rent it out. they pay off tthe house ‼️‼️‼️ EASY 💪 now you have equity. spend money ➖💰 to make money. ➕💰equity means the bank 🏦 loves you 😳🥰😍🫵 and they will buy you a house 🏡 and you can live in it. and buy MORE HOUSES ➕🏡‼️ and rent those out. for MORE MONEY ‼️‼️‼️💰💵🤑

and that original 5 cents i mean 1 penny? president of the United States 🇺🇸 now. thank yo u 🙏

[myjealouseyes]

I never know how to start my fics honestly. It just happens. If I had it my way I’d skip to the middle everytime

[rhysnolastname]

I love you resist durge …

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[sunnylolli]

THE SCENARIO IF STANLEY DID HAVE THE COURAGE TO ASK FORD FOR HELP THAT TIME BEFORE HE GOES TO GRAVITY FALLS AND FORD IS SOMEHOW CONVINCED TO COME DOWN AND MAKE AMENDS????????????

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[noddynods]

Story of my life