#what we do in the shadows fanfiction

[nanawritesit]

WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)

tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality

you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar

after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them

so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞

of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were

you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore

nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)

she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along

sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food

you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!

but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house

laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife

he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding

that was, until you came along

he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you

which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was

but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you

they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight

they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks

like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out

you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀

nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight

he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows

he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀

he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”

his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺

he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree

she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him

he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀

he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗

guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭

the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on

he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you

you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously

nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭

guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you

but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever

collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy

when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege

when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞

and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀

[sophiasoelberg]

*Wipes off dust* Is this still on? [Attempting to revive my tumblr]

Happy International Lesbian Day!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕💗💓💞

Isabella and Azita from my Nandermo fic project, Shapes of Home...🦇🖤💛👀

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐨'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: I know the werewolves in the show are very humorous but I’m doing my own little angsty twist on it, m’kay? Love ya

Warnings: mentions of blood (there are vampires)

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SFW🌿

・Not a lot of people understood how a werewolf came to be. Well, you didn’t either. 

・One day you woke up with an urge, and that urge grew and grew until the night of a full moon, when you had your first transformation

・You had completely blacked out. But with each full moon, the transformation became easier and easier 

・On your own, you had mastered how to morph aspects of your appearance into wolf form. For example, your eyes glowing gold and your teeth turning into fangs

・You had been on your own for a while, juggling life and this huge secret, when you met Callum. 

・Callum was the leader of the pack - 

・He wasn’t always the smartest guy in the room. But he had a good heart, plus he was really experienced with the whole werewolf thing

・But you didn’t expect his reaction when you told him about you and Guillermo

・It was like a fit of rage, things were thrown around (not very far, and they were mostly things that he had bought) 

・So you kept the relationship to yourself 

・And you kept asking if Guillermo was worth it

・The man with such a sweet smile, his kindness was so heartwarming and he always listened to you 

・He wasn’t like any other person you had met

・Plus, his determination was astounding

・He’d told you about his ambition to become a vampire. To leave the Familiar life behind and take hold of his destiny 

・Although a hint of concern and sadness reached your subconscious, you mainly felt excited for him

・The late nights you’d spent at his place, secretly squeezing in his small space. You didn’t mind though. It didn’t matter whether you were underneath a staircase or at the Ritz hotel - you just wanted to be with Guillermo 

・Some days you like to count the freckles on the bridge of his nose

・But those days are scarce - he’s usually awake before you are

・And he likes to surprise you with your favourite drink in bed, coupled with a bagle or toasted sandwich 

・He constantly does little things like this. Getting you small gifts, or doing chores for you. Gift-giving and acts of service are his love language. 

・While he loves when you think about him; helping with his Familiar work. Or buying him more clothes (sometimes the blood stains are hard to get out...)

・Quality time is also a must

・He enjoys taking you to the movies, or an art gallery

・Guillermo is a really intelligent guy, and he likes books a lot. But because of his lower class upbringing, he could only borrow books from the library

・And although you don’t have a lot of money, you go to second-hand stores and find books in his favourite genre

・You usually buy him about 5 books per week 

・And he has them stacked up against the wall

・Guillermo was definitely apprehensive about leaving some of his belongings at your place, but you felt over the moon that your relationship had progressed that far 

・ “Don’t feel pressured, but I’d love if you’d leave some stuff here. It feels ... like we’re serious...”

・He calls you “mi amor,” (”my love” in Spanish)

・And he’s DEFINITELY told his mother about you. He beams whenever he’s speaking about you; the swell of pride is amicable

・Your life feels fuller with him in it

・On the flip side, Guillermo constantly felt unworthy

・Having your love felt like was holding the most precious and expensive diamond in the world

・The way your eyes lit up when he remembered something, the clapping and snorts you made when you were laughing. 

・He couldn’t imagine a life without you

・So he started to research: how long werewolves usually live, were there any vampire/werewolf hybrids. He even went to Nandor with his questions

    “Guillermo,” the tall vampire said, quirking his eyebrow, “why do you need to know this?” His dark eyes narrowed. 

  “Oh, ugh, no - no reason. Just ... curious...”

        “You know what they say about curiosity, Guillermo! It killed those cats because they were nosy ...” he trailed off and turned, leaving Guillermo standing in the hallway. 

・There was one lazy afternoon when Guillermo turned to you, his hair ruffled and glasses on the bedside table. (It was much nicer staying at your place). 

・ “I love you, do you know that?” 

・His words felt like stepping into a hot shower on a cold winter morning, or like the first bite of your favourite food after a crappy day.

・ “I love you too, Guillermo.”

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈:

I’m Kissing You by Des’ree

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔:

You Look Dangerous But Are Actually A Sweetheart x He Looks Like A Sweetheart Is Actually Dangerous

Why Are We Surrounded By Idiots

Forbidden Love

Tagged: @autistic-solar-fandom.

[sharkbath]

CHAPTER 4 OF MY NANDERMO FANFIC AN APOCALYPSE BETWEEN US HAS FINALLY BEEN POSTED!!!!

Sorry it took longer I’ve been busy but I hope y’all still like it! Please let me know your thoughts cuz comments really do help with motivation lol (and so does sharing it with your wwdits friends if you want to 👀👀). So yea I hope you all enjoy!!!

[roomfullofhampires]

GUIDE BACKSTORY FIC!!!

[hotpinkboots]

vampires can't digest anything other than blood. most of them have probably forgotten what food tastes like.

that's why they lick the sweet flavored chapstick from your lips when they kiss you.

[cringengl]

Brb I'm going to SOB

[orchideous-nox]

okay but imagine just before a full moon when Remus is all grumpy and short tempered and the other marauders are like "hey, hey! remember, werewolf not swearwolf" and make him put money in a swear jar for the next hogsmead trip

[morgpeko]

Hurt/comfort this, enemies to lovers that, NO ONE talk about the joys of crack treated seriously

[cottoncandysprite]

Calm(ish) before the storm... Episode 8 of Season 4.6 is up now on AO3!

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

Title: The Tradition of You and Me

Pairing: Alex Turner/Miles Kane

Summary: One summer, Alex and Miles watch the Euro Cup together. It becomes something of a tradition. Tags: Fluff, Smut, Developing Relationship

⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦ ⊹ . * ꙳ ✦ ⊹

so a couple of months ago @daddy-long-legssss made this post about miles and alex watching the euro cup together in miles's mr bridger designs and... well, this happened. it was meant to be a short drabble fic, but it's me, so naturally feelings got involved and it's now 4,000+ words 😅

i know it's been taking forever for me to post the next chapter of four walls (i'm so sorry, it really is SO nearly there, but it probably will still be about a week before it's actually ready for posting), so i thought i'd share this in the meantime! i hope you enjoy, if you feel like it then feedback would absolutely make my day 🥰

[xxvalkyriesxx]

But what if in a paranormal/modern au where Elain is an centuries old vampire living a semi quiet life with her sisters swearing off anyone to fall in love with, since it's pointless being immortal and all. But all of those plans go out the window *YEET* the second she meets Lucien Vanserra, their new neighbor in the next townhouse. Elain catches him when she can at night since she can't stay in the sun for too long. And before long she's falling for him. And maybe she can convivence her sisters he's her chosen mate and that they should turn him!

The only catch though?

Lucien Vaserra isn't just any human male. Actually he isn't fully human. He's the son of Helios, the Greek god of the Sun.

Which means Elain can't even touch him nevermind drink his blood! What's a vampire to do?

[sharkbath]

CHAPTER 4 OF MY NANDERMO FIC AN APOCALYPSE BETWEEN US IS FINALLY OUT NOW!!!!!

I’m sorry for the delays cuz it got busy for me (i had a whole summer free but of course I get a fanfic idea when back in college…) but still I think this chapter is really fun and I hope y’all enjoy!!! Also would really appreciate if y’all share this fic with any wwdits friends or mutuals you might have if you like it! I’ve been working really hard so it would mean a lot!! But yea let me know what y’all think of this chapter ^v^!

[roomfullofhampires]

New chapter!! Guidja Victorian AU 👀👀

[mondodisco]

Hello dear wwdits fans.

I have a request, a very specific request and please PLEASE satisfy it.

I need angst.

I need so much angst I want to ugly cry on my pillows while screaming and banging my head against the wall.

I love these little characters too much for not wanting to see them suffer.

Know an angsty fic? Share it.

WROTE an angsty fic?? Share it!

You headcanoned something so fucking sad moving and angering that if suffering was an Olympic sport the vampire gang would have a terrible posture because of all the medals they have been carrying around? SAY IT.

I confide in you <3

[pogo-a-gogo]

i did some art for an incredible vianton fic, please check it out!!!