#what the fuck Marinette?

[booksrbetterthanpeople]

Okay so in queen wasp, the scene where both Audrey and Chloé bond over being mean and nasty to others which might have led to Chloé being awful in the future (not defending her actions), it only happens because Marinette did kinda manipulated them. I could wrong of course and you might need to fact check me on that one but still, it be funny if the other characters found out about it.

You’re right on the nose there

Alya: Wait… WHAT?!

Myléne: Oh, my God! What the hell, Marinette?!

Nino: Dude! Not cool!

Nathaniel: Guys, guys. Chill out, okay… Seriously, Marinette, what the fuck?! That was your brilliant plan?! Make Chloé meaner than she was earlier by having her spend time with her mythic bitch mother?!

Marinette: I just thought they’d bond and maybe even learn to be nice-

Kim: Fighting fire with fire only gets you more fire! Audrey only made her worse! She literally threatened to deport Zoé!

Marc: And let’s not forget the whole Penalteam thing, you know, where she waited for Shadow Moth to akumatize her!

Marinette: … It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Juleka: Next time you have a good idea, do the opposite.

[bigfatbreak]

adrien in the dad-villain!au is going thru a special kind of bullshit in 100% knowing what marinette's situation feels like, and not being able to tell her so.

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

[diadraws]

a second emo bitch has hit the eiffel tower

[tizzymcwizzy]

FUCK!!!!!!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIRACULOUS LADYBUG GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rustygateofme]

[buggachat]

lovesquare keeping secrets from each other conflict PART TWO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ozzo-the-wozzo]

Hey guys so do we want to talk about how Lila’s entire thing is that she lies and yet the biggest lie this season isn’t coming from her... but from Marinette.

How Lila and Marinette match each other intellectually, which Marinette herself says while fighting Lila (‘unlike the other Hawkmoth you’re actually clever!’). How Marinette has always fought against Lila’s lies but is now perpetuating one herself that will probably turn out to be one of the most (unintentionally-don't attack my daughter) harmful ones in the show- and its to Adrien- one of the only people who didn't initially fall for Lila's lies.

How the thing- the lie that is going to break Adrien this season, that will guiltrip him over his final confrontation with his father, make him hate himself for not being there for the final battle, and make him feel the weight of a thousand revelations and implications and betrayal once revealed, comes not from the villain known for lying... but from Marinette.

There is something to be said about villains paralleling the hero, and BOY is this season going to be one of the most heartbreaking and craziest examples of it yet.

[hirachat]

i fear i need to defend marinette dupain-cheng on the internet for at least the next month. i must defend my girl-fail daughter

[piromina]

ok but what if félix didnt get off on the wrong foot with adriens friends. what if they all rly liked him and didn't think of him as 'a cruel and inferior copy of the original'. what then. we would have so many good friendships there. félix + nino = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + marinette = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + alya = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + chloé = gabriel agreste hate club. guys do you see where im going with this. guys.

[wooawi]

Nino helps Adrien realise his father is abusive but not on purpose. It’s little things here and there.

After Adrien eats dinner with Nino’s family one time, Nino’s mother sends Nino to school from henceforth with an extra lunch. When Adrien is met with this and asks Nino why, well, Nino just shrugs and says he doesn’t think it’s healthy to eat so little.

Adrien’s locked up in his room again, nothing out of the ordinary. Then he gets a text from Nino asking where he is and explains the whole thing to the boy.

Nino replies with “Dude. That’s shitty. You should be able to hang out with your friends if you want to,” before the two spend the rest of the day texting back and forth.

Adrien drops an offhand comment about how he doesn’t really like his extra activities. They’re all too competition based and he’d much rather do them for fun, as a way to connect with others because he wants to, not because he has to. Nino asks him why he doesn’t just quit then and Adrien says because his father won’t let him.

Nino shakes his head. “My uncle loves football. He put me in this youth group for it when I was younger but I hated it. Felt like a chore to be honest. Told him about it and he let me quit and focus on what I wanted to do instead. Wish your dad was the same.”

Adrien shares that he doesn’t know what he wants to do when he grows up. That he doesn’t think he has a choice in the matter. It doesn’t matter anyway, he’s never thought about it before and he just won’t think about it now. Nino raises an eyebrow but doesn’t say anything.

Later on, Adrien gets a list of careers and hobbies from Nino he could look at, complete with notes and comments about what each one entails. Adrien shows interest in video games and writing. Nino mentions he could set up a meeting with his mum, a developer.

When Adrien wonders why he’s not planning to be a developer too, Nino replies, “Well, maman knows I’m not much for video games. That’s more Marinette’s thing.”

Eventually, Adrien gets the idea that a parent is supposed to be more like Nino’s mother and uncle rather than his father. It’s subconscious, but it’s there, and it helps Adrien realise a lot more serious issues within his own family.

[jacquesthepigeon]

Marinette doesn’t stream but she does show up on her friends streams whenever they can’t beat a level and they need her to beat it for them

[casadefreewill]

I don’t know why it just hit me, maybe because I was thinking about Chat Blanc earlier today, but the same Gabriel who was all

(And ALSO WTF DO YOU MEAN “ThiS is wHen he BecAmE a GoOd FatHer” Marinette what? There’s no WAY you actually believe that giRL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-)

Anyway back on topic

Is THIS

SAME

MOTHER

FUCKER

There was no positive morality change, no ‘I could actually never hurt my son’, between these two points. In fact he probably got WORSE! This man DOES NOT care about the emotional well being of his son in fact I’m almost positive at this point that his request is solely so he can still have emotional power over his son even after he dies (oh my GOD I hate him I hatehimIhatehimIhatehim)

Anyways Marinette insisting to Nathalie that Gabriel killing himself to be with his wife ’s “noble sacrifice” actually turns him into a good father to Adrien makes me want to break things, Bye

[bigfatbreak]

Is Weredad canon for the Feralnette Au? If so, that'd be so awkward for Felix to learn about lol. Like "Oh yeah, my dad was once akumatized because a guy rejected me, but he's harmless I swear."

yea absolutely. Felix doesn't know it yet but they'll get there when researching the Ladyblog LMAOOO

[insaneloligoth]

Fucking excuse me?! I mean, they’re still together, and Gabriel’s dead, but… I THOUGHT THEY KNEW EACH OTHERS’ IDENTITIES!!

Probably doesn’t matter anymore ‘cos they’re dating and all, right?

[familyagrestefanblog]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

Adrien's amoks!!! Oh my gosh, she didnt notice the wedding rings!

Marinette almost killed Adrien! The entire time their conversation went down Marinette didnt realize that she was holding Adrien at gun point! That changes the entire nature of the situation! Dont tell me that it doesn't, it absolutely does!

Oh gosh this was so much worse that I thought! I need to further look into this. I was already of the opinion that believing that Gabriel gave Marinette his BLESSING after she basically told him in nice words that she will for the greater good let Adrien, as a then orphan, pay for all of his family's sins and mistakes on a disastrous globally scale is absolute insanity or blatant denial, but THIS???

look closer:

You can see Adrien's rings, oh my god...

Gabriel is talking about the day Adrien was born and how happy he made Emilie and him - that he was there little miracle - and Marinette is here not realizing that Gabriel knows exactly that she's ONE word away from making Adrien met his death in a mere second! Even Gabriel and Nathalie still had longer life-spans than the few moments Adrien was at the risk of having left if Gabriel made a wrong move or said the wrong thing!

No wonder Gabriel behaved as well as he did! And no wonder that all of this so quickly became entirely about Adrien while Gabriel kept catching glances at her hand resting on his:

"And Adrien will be miserable"

How have we gotten so far by now that I'm agreeing with Gabriel's faces here?? Adrien would be DEAD! She's even saying that her powers cant remedy any of this, how is this real?

Bug Noire is currently the threat towards Adrien's entire existence. The episode almost had Marinette kill Adrien/ Chat Noir with his own Miraculous! With PLAGG! Gabriel had to end up playing along to de-escalate the threat that SHE posed to Adrien!

I'm stressed right now!

Girl, take that hand away!

Thank you...

Oh gosh, this was so much worse than I though. Marinette is absolutely screwed and she doesn't even know why! Don't think for a second that this didn't had consequences via Gabriel's wish! Gabriel's love for his son very much exists and always has and it's by far the worst thing in Adrien's entire life!

I don't care if you truly think the scale of the wish is nothing but on the smallest dimension of 1:1 just because that's the damn berry explanation Gimmi gave for an easy understanding while obviously being characterized to be annoyed with humanity for how they treat them and how pathetically trivial the things are for Gimmi the humans wished for in the past, and the ending didnt immediately present you with the grand answer of how every chain reaction worked.

It's a reality changing wish after 5 seasons of built-up from the one damn person the show explained to you in ever way possible that it would be an world ending catastrophe if he got his wish!

If there is one bastard who didn't use Gimmi for something small and noble its the fucking MAIN VILLAIN before he dies and the hero almost killed their child who is the hero's love interest!

Come ON people!