#what the fuck miraculous ladybug what the FUCK

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

ok i'm placing this in an au you don't write for anymore so if you're not comfortable writing that's understandable but i figured since it's just a setting and not the actual characters and you wouldn't have to deal with the fans i'd still try to ask

but anyways Brain Dead Ship in Miraculous Ladybug AU

I like the setting. It’s fun, it’s just the fandom was toxic for me. But anyway…

1. Danny gets the Black Cat by accident and now he has a god eating all his cheese! Luckily Plagg is a nice guy who is to bad. (And if Plagg is more a father than his own, Danny doesn’t bring it up. Nor does the tiny God.) Tim however opens a box his parents had and hey, flying bug! Now though Tim realizes he can be a hero! This is like before either become heroes.

2. Danny still goes into the portal despite Plagg hissing not to fucking do it. He still becomes Phantom and all, having Plagg to keeps his identity even more hidden. The powers of the Black Cat help him a lot. Meanwhile Tim is running around Gotham as a magical super hero while jumping Bruce who is deep in mourning to knock the guy out to drag him to safety. Diana coming just has her praising the new Ladybug holder.

3. Fast forward. Danny is in college and moves to Gotham. A reveal went down and it went… well it went. His parents are in shock over what happened. They aren’t… doing well. No harm is done but it’s not good. Meanwhile Tim is part of the Batfam as the feral son who routinely jumps them to drag them to bed or the such if they need it.

4. Tikki and Plagg recognize each other and drag their holders together. It’s crush at first sight and the two begin dating. It’s just pure adorableness.

5. The rest of the Miraculous are scattered and now the two have to team up so they can find them all instead of leaving the world to destruction as anyone can find them!

[tizzymcwizzy]

FUCK!!!!!!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIRACULOUS LADYBUG GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bittersweetresilience]

ah yes... as selkie says... the depression pose...

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

[buggachat]

yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.

sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny

[diadraws]

a second emo bitch has hit the eiffel tower

[orobeori]

nobody should hear me out

[rustygateofme]

[asukiess]

canon felix & marinette is sooooo funny. like for all intents and purposes, their arc is finished. they settled on terms and conditions. he's on her team and they fuck around in adrien's pool sometimes.

but felix literally can't escape her. the two people he holds dearest absolutely love her in every sense. both have shed actual tears over her, for her.

he goes to see kagami? she's been on the phone with marinette for an hour now and Marinette's spiel or rant or raving isn't ending any time soon, but kagami can't bring herself to hang up even if she's doing other things. another time, and marinette is hanging off kagami's back, she's dragging her by her hand, dressing her up, she's all over kagami.

adrien? goner. it's absolutely ridiculous. (felix likes to think he isn't this way with kagami but it's not exactly true at all). and of course, marinette's there: in the house, the pool, the carpool, the fucking bathroom when he needs to use it. felix has the mechanical sound of her vespa mesmerized as it pulls into the courtyard driveway. she spends the night at the mansion and she's an absolute nightmare when she's woken up early, which both he and adrien are getting used to.

she's there when she's not there, for the both of them. oh, marinette said the FUNNIEST thing the other day--well, it actually didn't make a lot of sense, but listen--oh, did you get a tear in your vest? marinette could fix that for you! here, have this extra pastry marinette gave me.

she's there when she's there, obviously. obnoxiously. of course they grab tea together, marinette wants to learn what it means to be in the "accidentally fucking things up with adrien when you only had his best interest in mind" club.

she's there at work, when he's needed. unlike how she is with kagami, or adrien, or himself---it's endearing, like a puzzle he's still fitting together. ladybug, marinette, something close to a found family, both of them taking each other into their worlds.

[ozzo-the-wozzo]

Hey guys so do we want to talk about how Lila’s entire thing is that she lies and yet the biggest lie this season isn’t coming from her... but from Marinette.

How Lila and Marinette match each other intellectually, which Marinette herself says while fighting Lila (‘unlike the other Hawkmoth you’re actually clever!’). How Marinette has always fought against Lila’s lies but is now perpetuating one herself that will probably turn out to be one of the most (unintentionally-don't attack my daughter) harmful ones in the show- and its to Adrien- one of the only people who didn't initially fall for Lila's lies.

How the thing- the lie that is going to break Adrien this season, that will guiltrip him over his final confrontation with his father, make him hate himself for not being there for the final battle, and make him feel the weight of a thousand revelations and implications and betrayal once revealed, comes not from the villain known for lying... but from Marinette.

There is something to be said about villains paralleling the hero, and BOY is this season going to be one of the most heartbreaking and craziest examples of it yet.

[vepppy]

toxic yuri

[hirachat]

i fear i need to defend marinette dupain-cheng on the internet for at least the next month. i must defend my girl-fail daughter

[tizzymcwizzy]

hey so ignore the fact that this is what got me out of a month long hiatus

[piromina]

ok but what if félix didnt get off on the wrong foot with adriens friends. what if they all rly liked him and didn't think of him as 'a cruel and inferior copy of the original'. what then. we would have so many good friendships there. félix + nino = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + marinette = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + alya = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + chloé = gabriel agreste hate club. guys do you see where im going with this. guys.

[syl-stormblessed]

what happened in the miraculous fandom. why are they goth now.

[buggachat]

yeah, the pride merch is great and all, but i can see that the designers had trouble fitting both Chat Noir and Carapace into the green! luckily, I have a solution—