#what the FUCK am i saying

[ygamiraito]

i have no mouth and i must scream if it was GAY and WOKE

ALLY mastercomputer

nimDICK

GAYrrister

elLESBIANen

ted

benny

[p12lysanderdelanne]

"the cybermen have eyeholes shaped to look like teardrops" not if i draw them like little cartoon eyelashes they dont

[chickenwaffles17]

British Shadow having his back split open by a pair of hellish demon wings that serve as a reminder of the heritage of blood-thirsty monsters that he possesses whilst also being a power he can use to defeat them:

"right what's all this then"

[inchidentally]

https://x.com/MERCL4REN/status/1743286121973555513?s=20

find the difference level impossible :D but seriously, this tweet gave me a stomachache from laughing so hard.

THERE'S MY TWO CREEPY TOO SIMILAR VESTAL VIRGINS THAT MAKE ALL THE MEN ON THE GRID (except lewis) GO HUUUHHHHH???

[blerghie]

kdj truly has unbeatable stats i just took critical emotional damage from seeing him as a tiny babu with a bowlcut and oversized hoodie and tinie sneakers waaaaaaa

[sunshines-child]

I love how Luke is now your current soft boy you see on tiktok because back then "hot" was blonde jock and now it's what Luke is now and honestly that's so fitting

[can-of-w0rmz]

*Picking up a cowboy hat symbolically and putting it on my head* The urge to return to writing a teeny bit of fanfiction for the first time since the Great Clervalstein Phase of 2023……..

[rinitoshiplzdateme]

after careful consideration… i am rebranding myself. after realizing rin itoshi is not sigma for someone of my caliber, his older brother is so much finer bruh

😭‼️

rin itoshis nonchalant dreadhead aura: 0

sae itoshi nonchalanr dreadhead aura: 1000000

(yes fhis is aimed)

[gemharvest]

this would be better if it was medic tf2

[yushiroll]

OKAY OKAY SOOO...

Imagine bottom Vox bro OH MY GOD.

-So you tell Vox that you want to top for once, and for one he ACTUALLY AGREES.

-And instead of him edging and fucking you, you're the one doing it🤷‍♀️

-From teasing the tip of his cock from straight up using toys on him

-HE WILL BEG. HE WILL BEG FOR IT IF YOU MAKE HIM.

-call him a good boy while you edge him i SWEAR that man will go goddamn feral

-would be soo into calling you master, mistress, etc.

-loves bondage on him, def wanted to be tied up by you for the longest time fr fr

-I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS HELPP

[mikichko]

actually i think ghost seeks out tall partners cause it makes him feel coquette when someone else puts their arm around his shoulder

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

remember if you lead a double life, you have a song in despicable me 4.

[fffrost]

Sometimes I get noise cravings. I want to listen to someone pushing around a large jade vase on the floor right now. I think the deep smooth grating of a rich stone against another would soothe me right now.

[purple-space-aliens]

*smiles* they call me the *starts violently coughing and retching* the illnesserrrr

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

I take a seat. I take another. And another. Soon, there are no seats left. I have stolen all your chairs.

[hyhkai]

taehyun looks like he uses the "😎" emoji a lot