#what the fuck am I saying

[m4rs-ex3]

associate crow lord has a crush on callum i'm sorry it's just something that i felt in my soul and ran hear to tell you about

[ygamiraito]

i have no mouth and i must scream if it was GAY and WOKE

ALLY mastercomputer

nimDICK

GAYrrister

elLESBIANen

ted

benny

[electricalhuzzah]

alright which one of you clownbags opened the heinz dilemma on ten thousand fucking tabs.

that’s a joke because this??? is fucking insane i cant comprehend??? weve surpassed 500 kudos??? over 10,000 FUCKING TEN THOUSAND HITS??? THIS IS SO UNREAL THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH?!?!

im actually losing my shit WOAH thank you all i cant even express. y’alls patience, support, engagement, interaction, all that stuff— it means so fucking much to me <33 thank you all. keep bein awesome sauce.

im gonna put a poll on here just bc im curious, what made yall click on the heinz dilemma? when i gave the fic that title it was mostly just me being like “hehe maybe some fuckers who took intro psych as i did will find this to be a silly reference and clicky” but the comments have been mixed, so i’m curious!

[p12lysanderdelanne]

"the cybermen have eyeholes shaped to look like teardrops" not if i draw them like little cartoon eyelashes they dont

[kavalyera]

onc (on caine)

[chickenwaffles17]

British Shadow having his back split open by a pair of hellish demon wings that serve as a reminder of the heritage of blood-thirsty monsters that he possesses whilst also being a power he can use to defeat them:

"right what's all this then"

[cowboyposer]

Chat do you think chishiya would be proud of me for studying veterinary medicine or be one of those doctors looks down on veterinary work

[inchidentally]

https://x.com/MERCL4REN/status/1743286121973555513?s=20

find the difference level impossible :D but seriously, this tweet gave me a stomachache from laughing so hard.

THERE'S MY TWO CREEPY TOO SIMILAR VESTAL VIRGINS THAT MAKE ALL THE MEN ON THE GRID (except lewis) GO HUUUHHHHH???

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

how much of a flip do you think jimmys life series character can do before wrecking his shit 15% 33% 65%?

I'm really tired so I can't understand this so I'm gonna answer this twice

Backflips/gymnastics flip

I'd say in earlier seasons he can only get 50% through before eating shit and breaking his neck. But in later seasons he becomes more dexitours (? However thr fuck you spell) and light on his feet. Usually he just screws up the landing but he can get all the way through and doesn't have to go to the hospital anymore. One time Grian tried to trip him and he just. Backfliped perfectly. And Grian just walked away

Stat wise (like getting stats back on track?)

Hes winning next season. So I'd say he's gonna get better

[blerghie]

kdj truly has unbeatable stats i just took critical emotional damage from seeing him as a tiny babu with a bowlcut and oversized hoodie and tinie sneakers waaaaaaa

[patheticgirl29]

heol...this pureblood omega... strawberry shortcake pheromones her alpha really loves... her whiny moans are melodies as sweet as her slick... this little shortcake loves being called kitty as she get herself stuffed in cream by none other than her silly bunny alpha... she gets marked red as cherries claimed by her cherrybunny... aish this kittybunny yuri is truly the best...

[can-of-w0rmz]

*Picking up a cowboy hat symbolically and putting it on my head* The urge to return to writing a teeny bit of fanfiction for the first time since the Great Clervalstein Phase of 2023……..

[rinitoshiplzdateme]

after careful consideration… i am rebranding myself. after realizing rin itoshi is not sigma for someone of my caliber, his older brother is so much finer bruh

😭‼️

rin itoshis nonchalant dreadhead aura: 0

sae itoshi nonchalanr dreadhead aura: 1000000

(yes fhis is aimed)

[gemharvest]

this would be better if it was medic tf2

[yushiroll]

OKAY OKAY SOOO...

Imagine bottom Vox bro OH MY GOD.

-So you tell Vox that you want to top for once, and for one he ACTUALLY AGREES.

-And instead of him edging and fucking you, you're the one doing it🤷‍♀️

-From teasing the tip of his cock from straight up using toys on him

-HE WILL BEG. HE WILL BEG FOR IT IF YOU MAKE HIM.

-call him a good boy while you edge him i SWEAR that man will go goddamn feral

-would be soo into calling you master, mistress, etc.

-loves bondage on him, def wanted to be tied up by you for the longest time fr fr

-I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS HELPP

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

remember if you lead a double life, you have a song in despicable me 4.