#but also im right

[caprart1]

frankly what's even the point of living if I can't drown myself in his breast milk

[wildwren]

pet peeve that everyone makes pen a romance writer when colin is oBVIOUSLY the romance author of the marriage. pen is writing the sort of high brow cultural critique essays that immediately spawn thinkpieces of thinkpieces. colin is writing those historical adventure novels for horny dads but instead of the hero getting a new lady every book he's just insanely obsessed with his smoking hot wife.

[stari-hun]

For another scoup of angst

Vertin visiting Sonetto every time it storms in the suitcase just to make sure she isn’t gone. They’ve been apart for so long and one of the last times before she saw her again was right before all of their friends were wiped away by the Storm, and the way Constantine is Vertin could never fully guarantee Sonetto didn’t upset her in some way leading to her killing Sonetto. Every time it storms in the suitcase Vertin checks that Sonetto still exists because she wasn’t sure of it for so long.

[brb-on-a-quest]

I do not understand why people like unsweetened iced tea, it tastes like leftover salad water mixed with alfalfa.

[clowningcrows]

putting julien baker songs on my neil perry playlist is actually so fucked up im sorry everyonr

[celiaelise]

I think men are way too comfortable getting angry.

[addlepater]

respectfully I think c!quackitys character would be fundamentally improved with the addition of massive tits.

[sakebytheriver]

[jelzorz]

Me: U know what mukho's giving [zubeia] to make her feel better tho right

Hub: no?

Me: penicillin

Hub:

Me:

Hub:

Me: bc it's a fungus—

Hub: I get it

[firstofficerkittycat]

ppl hate the 6th doctor cus it was the first time he was a gay man aftrer 800 years of being a lesbian

[mikichko]

actually i think ghost seeks out tall partners cause it makes him feel coquette when someone else puts their arm around his shoulder

[gromky]

an entire folder dedicated to incoherent clips that validate my transmasc tommy delusion but like. only to me. what if i put that energy into my job. or school

[waitineedaname]

also on the topic of relationship dynamics, I've been trying to puzzle out how I think chengqing works and I think what I've settled on is aro marriage. they're in love. it is not romantic. they Are married.

[blue-jester]

@ those art tutorial videos who said to never use pure black to color something

fuck you

[avocadosockz]

TJR leading ladies as TS songs

Evelyn "The Lucky One" Hugo

Daisy "This Is Me Trying" Jones

Nina "Mirrorball" Riva

Carrie "The Man/Nothing New" Soto

[puujej]

listening to the magnus protocol early release episode 2 and all i can say is omg thats so unholyverse coded