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genyalina + book quotes (insp)
#genyalinaedit#genyasafinedit#alinastarkovedit#shadowandboneedit#sabedit#shadowandbonesource#shadowandbonecentral#dailyshadowandbone#tuserhannah#userhella#uservalentina#userk8#userbecca#useramily#userrobin#arthurpendragonns#^#what is the heterosexual explanation
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and what was this all about???
#toronto maple leafs#max domi#jakob chychrun#rick's gifs#what is the heterosexual explanation#(that's a trick question there isn't one)#(they used to live together)
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Those fingers don't lie
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT#THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+#genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this#pearlina#side order#splatoon 3#side order spoilers#splatoon side order#pansy rambling again#splatoon
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Right. Is it just me or do they become increasingly more gay with every rewatch?
CAUSE WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK?!
#What is the heterosexual explanation for THAT look#There isn't one#hate crimes md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson#house md#house md season 2
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Regular Abyssal Hunter downtime activities
#Sorry I haven't posted in ages!#I didn't die my spirit was just wrung out completely leaving me an empty ruined husk#What is the heterosexual explanation for the whole Abyssal Hunter situation#I survived grad school but I came back Wrong#I still know very little about AK but I have read some short stories and now my hollow soul has been filled with AK content#More to come#I want to draw more debauched stuff actually#pixel#digital art#pixel art#artists on tumblr#arknights#art#Skadi#Specter#Andreanna#Alt version later perhaps?
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BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots
#bill guarnere#dick winters#carwood lipton#george luz#joe toye#luztoye#lewis nixon#donald hoobler#harry welsh#band of brothers#mine: gifs#did i need to include 10? no#but i love each of these and here's why#1 bc he's so absurdly cute and happy and carefree here it makes my heart melt#2 bc you can him trying so hard to keep his face neutral with sobel when he says 'what infractions sir?' and sobel says 'find some'#3 bc i could watch it all day... how does Lipton look so hot just moving his face like that???#4 bc there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene and i love these two being sexy goofballs together#5 bc it's the moment that almost single-handedly made Toye one of my earliest fave characters#6 bc that is literally Nix's expression when he sees Dick smiling tenderly at him... enough said#7 bc the early foreshadowing kills me UGHHH#8 bc he's pretty and glowing and there's that glimmer of mischief in his eyes#9 bc Harry is my most precious beloved wifeguy and goddamn what a smile#10 bc god it breaks my heart every time
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“spirk isn’t canon” oh yeah? then explain the massage scene from the beginning of the shore leave episode
#that’s what i thought#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#tos spirk#tos spock#spock#literally what is the heterosexual explanation for that#there isn’t one
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shoutout to this loser. whats up with him
#like who the fuck hurt you my guy#hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly..#ninjago jay#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago#I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too..#seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER.#episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay#and that finale... what the freak...#lego ninjago#jay walker#suit jay#dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#ninjago dragons rising spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#dragons rising s2#wyrm draws#i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose
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Loving the fact that Magneto wears the helmet to block out Professor X’s love and not his fucking holocaust beam. He has his priorities straight…
#cherik#xmen#x men 97#what heterosexual explanation is there for this?#charles xavier#proffesor x#magneto#magnus lehnsherr#erik lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#holy names batman
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Video of Ty Tennant at the Proud Nerd Con today answering a question about flirting with Michael in GO 2 and calling Michael his "daddy." I'm dying...
#good omens 2#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#ty tennant#proud nerd con 2024#what in gay hell is this convention#i can't#now praying for David to give a clapback during his Q&A to let everyone know Michael is his#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#so fucking funny#also Georgia resharing this and adding 'watch your back' and tagging Anna killed it a little#but Ty is still the MVP here#amazing#ineffable lovers
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"I think Darby Allin is a little lost puppy, nobody there to feed him treats, nobody there to clean up after him, nobody there to hold his leash"
#it's like watching two bottoms try to flirt#this entire fucking thing was insane#like why did jay press his hand against darby's heart when he said emotionally.#why did he say darby being alone meant nobody to feed him treats or hold his leash then offer to have him join his faction.#what did darby whisper he whispered for so long#WHY DID HE KISS THE BAT.#give me one good heterosexual explanation for any of this#AEW#Darby Allin#Jay White
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ASHLEY POET and HOUR NAZARI Class of ‘09 | 1.03 'Thank You for Not Driving'
#kate mara#sepideh moafi#ashley poet#hour nazari#class of 09#classof09edit#so now we've had confirmation that hour is wlw and was in love with poet#and there is no heterosexual explanation for the way kate mara is playing this#like 4th gif....who stares at their best friend's lips like that#what i'm saying is this better be canon somewhere in the timeline#my edits
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#i'm sorry but there was#no heterosexual explanation#for crystal's reaction#also#this is what happens when you decide to rewatch#supernatural in the year of our lord 2024#dead boy detectives#crystal palace#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#crystal x niko#dbda#dbda memes
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#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha all along#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#lesbianism#at its finest#give the people what they want#Kathryn in a suit is really chef's kiss#im so fucking gay#i can't with these two
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ok but hear me out. their overworld conversation was GAY gay
#sugars sweet treats#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#royal margarine cookie#wildberry cookie#royalberry#idk if they have a ship name but thats what im using#im kind of obsessed with their dynamic sorry#literally 0 heterosexual explanation for their interaction in the overworld i s2g
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