#what is phrasing

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[llanekee]

All my experience has been interwoven with debauchery My insides spliced to fine chunks with a sledgehammer I thought I should become an autopsy surgeon  The sick kind of unstable mortician Only living for my hoard of untrustworthy fascination Just to oppose all the level headed ones with precision As I split apart the cerebrum with a rusted scalpel  Hanging the guts and the blood like an artist

Up on the screen is the reason he stopped trying The taxidermists came and went with gazes wandering I know I’m sicker than they’ll ever be Take apart the parts that matter Preservation skills nonexistent for myself and ardour But they’ll still call me a semi martyr For this brainlessly stained work I do The societal value of death is such an oxymoron

The synonym is hidden in our genes In my genetics, the heritage embedded on my spleen I’ll biopsy my bowels just to take those pieces out And for now I’ll just be splitting his face to bits With these cursed digits I can fold in any way I wish If only you could appeal to my instability Scandal simmering soundly upon the leakage I shouldn’t have become an autopsy surgeon Because I’m not nearly sick enough

-by Lane Key :]

[stellarspecter]

[mysticfemme]

Thinking about...

"Oh good girl, you're so good for me."

"Fuck baby, you're so tight."

"I know, I know baby, it's okay, just breathe for me, come on, just breathe."

"You take me so well, fuck, you're making such a mess, angel."

"Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Good girl."

"God, you look so pretty underneath me like this."

"Come on baby, just one more. There we go, that's it sweetheart. You can do it for me."

"Oh darling, you thought we were done? We've barely even started."

"Fuck princess, oh fuck, you feel so fucking good, you're so fucking wet for me, fuck-"

men dni

[ivystorm1]

"Are you head over heels" Yeah that's how standing works

[luckthebard]

Every day we inch closer to finding out what the hell the German dub of the Mighty Nein cartoon is going to do about Caleb.

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[pigswithwings]

Show some love! [Based on this post]

[theminecraftbee]

anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Earth’s hottest day ever recorded by human instruments

Better way to phrase this is : top 3 hottest daily average-global-temperatures ever recorded by human instruments were this week.

[ntshastark]

Thought the people who were impressed by That Photo would like to know he does this kind of shit all the time

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

feels like we are culturally neglecting the meme potential of "[x] made me queer" wherein [x] is any randomly specific throwback.

e.g. "late 90s nickelodeon fruit gushers commercials made me queer." this is a comedy potluck everyone bring a dish to the table