luckthebard
luckthebard
Speaking Of Slowly Dying On Camera
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30s, Queer (Lesbian), I love D&D. My brother got me hooked on Critical Role. (She/her)
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luckthebard · 5 hours ago
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Someone needs to tell Liam O’Brien that NYCC is screening a new horror movie inspired by Action Park, so that he can attend after the CR panel
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luckthebard · 5 hours ago
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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through
Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career
This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!
If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!
What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!
What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually
Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic
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luckthebard · 6 hours ago
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WIZARD ACTIVITIES WIZARD ACTIVITIES
Obsessed with the phrasing of "the precision of a scholar and the force of a man who understands exactly what he is capable of with magic in his hands" to describe Caleb, incredible, nailed it.
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The whole description from showrunner Tasha Huo of their approach to magic is making me SO hyped, this is for ME PERSONALLY, I am being CATERED TO.
“Our approach to spellcasting had to be incredibly specific in The Mighty Nein. The show is full of unique characters whose magical abilities are deeply rooted in who they are as people, and stem from the trauma they've experienced in their past. Their magic reflects their personality. For instance, Caleb — a meticulous and severe young wizard — requires rare materials, measured and used precisely, to cast spells. His magic will look nothing like that of the other characters. We're confident you're not going to see magic like this in any other show."
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luckthebard · 6 hours ago
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“I think Crokas maybe he hears people talk about gods and I don't think he understands what that is or if that correlates to what people refer to as gods, and I don't think he understands what he's looking at. […] Crokas, you gaze directly at this being, unaware of what it even is. From across a landscape, a towering colossus turns with eyes of lightning and meets your gaze directly. Shoot.[…] As the mist clears at your feet, you see that there is a thick leather belt with two clasps of dragon ivory at the buckle with two clasps of dragon ivory at the buckle on the ground at your feet.”-Crokas/Brennan
EXU Divergence Episode 1: Give and Take
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luckthebard · 7 hours ago
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You either die a hero
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Or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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luckthebard · 10 hours ago
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“I want to start recruiting my own great spirits, not to join the war but to stop it. The citadel is a knife in the heart of the world. But I do not want to destroy that knife, only those who wield it.” - Eursulon
Would bet real money that people who complained endlessly about the “bad politics” at the end of CR C2 and migrated to Leftist Brennan’s content and WBN won’t have any negative opinions on this even though the politics are basically the same.
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luckthebard · 1 day ago
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(Its been a bit since we've had an update on the psychic coworker. Hows he doing after the empty grave reveal? 👀😁)
(If youve already posted it already somewhere, apologies! I was rereading the tag and didnt see it bc tumblr is so functional)
I did post his reaction! It’s here (don’t blame you, tumblr search is the worst)
He’s actually deep in the Eiselcross arc right now but has been slow going because he’s been super busy. If he gets back into it I’ll post any updates. He was so thrilled that his joke guess was right.
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luckthebard · 1 day ago
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Everyone has a crush on Jester even Yasha.
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luckthebard · 1 day ago
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I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate
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luckthebard · 1 day ago
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So I have. Thoughts. About the finale of WWW in Worlds Beyond Number but I might wait a bit to post them until more people have listened.
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luckthebard · 1 day ago
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okay so i made this critical role fanart recently, Mysty from Age of Umbra
i try to draw a statue but that’s not easy and it’s not necessarily exceptional but I like it very much
first time making a CR fanart and i will probably make more in the futur as for now, hope i you will enjoy this one
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luckthebard · 1 day ago
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I’d like to write a longer wrap-up review post later but my hottest take on WBN: The Wizard, The Witch, and the Wild One (which to be clear, I largely enjoyed) is:
The story being told would have meshed better mechanically with a game system like Daggerheart.
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luckthebard · 2 days ago
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fireside chat is very interesting and fun but important information is that there is a dog
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luckthebard · 2 days ago
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There is a certain branch of "decolonial scholarship" that holds opinions that a white supremacist would know they shouldn't say out loud.
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luckthebard · 2 days ago
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the feminine urge to just fucking do it yourself
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luckthebard · 2 days ago
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luckthebard · 2 days ago
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fandom spaces were better when the media creators didn't know we existed and we didn't want them to find out.
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