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management consultant office au karasu i would politely ask you to ruin my life...
#thinking about his desired profession if he didn't continue with soccer...#(according to egoist bible ehe)#THIS MEANS WE CAN THINK ABOUT HIM IN AN OFFICE AU 🥺#AWESOME. very awesome 👍👍👍👍👍#well what do management consultants actually do...
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Me: I'm not sure if my health can withstand a commute. Should I try to go in tomorrow?
Apollo: no
Me: should I plan to work from home?
Apollo: no
Me: ...
Apollo:
Me: migraine?
Apollo: migraine.
#(cue it starting immediately afterwards)#i managed to take some painkillers in time to stave the migraine off but i still felt like shit the next day#so i couldnt have worked regardless#this was monday night (and tbf sunday & monday were *extremely* tiring days. i was falling asleep while crocheting & playing ac#which is rare even considering my fatigue issues)#yes/no divination has been great as a way to consult apollo without pulling out the tarot deck (which is more time consuming and takes#a *lot* more spoons)#the only issue is that when i do the stones or tarot i tend to get on a Divination Kick tm which is. not helpful b/c what am i going to do??#i've already finished asking what i needed to ask???#i should probably funnel that burst of dopamine/hyperfixation into researching different methods actually#gonna add that to the routine#also! working out the kinks with the yes/no method. doing it on my floor? no good. inconsistent results. Feels Bad. Loud#doing it on my bed? wonderful 10/10. very consistent results. Feels Good. not loud#i still do tarot on the floor though b/c having a flat sturdy surface is nice#for reference: my commute is 2-2.5 hrs each way via public transit. the sensory experience drains me *very* fast if im not careful and#we're in Purgatory Weather season where it's *juuust* warm & humid enough to maybe be a problem but isnt one For Sure#*and* the state fair is on so the trains are gonna be packed when im trying to get home#coriander says#helpol#hellenic pagan#hellenic polytheism#apollo#theoi#pagans of tumblr#hellenic community#paganblr
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which yakuroom am i voting for??
proooobbabbly (in order of preference) 1. vampire yaku (i REALLY wanna hear yakumo lash out. AND the goofy mirror training) 2. idol yaku (lots of lore in this one, along with potential for snake-language yakumo. bonus: panicked whisper yaku in R1) OR 3. iced coffee yaku (give me more of that dulcet service voice)
deliberations under the cut
when they launched the poll, my immediate answer was SHADOW LINEAGE YAKUMO! I WANNA HEAR HIM SCREAM AS HE PLUMMETS FROM THE CLIFF but, not so hasty... did he ACTUALLY scream while hurtling to his doom? after i checked the rooms, no. no he did not. in fact, he was quite coherent throughout the crisis. that simply will not suffice. so, scrap shadow lineage. i must now go through room by room...
Things that , voiced, may INTRIGUE me? 👀👓:
White day yakumo: - eiden's weaponised incompetence while yakumo teaches him how to stir 😁
Idol yakumo: - blade and oli!! - yakumo ?happy!? it feels like it's been so long - yakumo speaking ancient serpent language - i can see the appeal in hearing yaku sing [ancient mating ball music], but i kinda prefer letting my imagination do the work. hmm...
Count drakumo: - yakumo losing his temper with eiden (I WANT TO HEAR HIM LASH OUT AT PRECIOUS EITO-SAN. JUST ONCE) - eiden talking about his hidden scalp scar and past anger issues - garu and aster!! often talking about food!! - eiden saying affirmations in the mirror about himself :)<3 - yakumo being forced to repeat eiden's compliments about his stamina and cuteness 😂
Nerdkumo: - some extra lines of being nervous and flustered never hurt anyone
Shadow Lineage: - a loooot of backstory but it's from Great Serpent POV/outside narrative, so it's not as relevant voice-wise - if they could squeeze in some distress noises every time yakumo nearly dies , that would be great
umbrella yaku: - yakuei being scared about ghosts and clinging onto each other - baby yaku? but... he's just crying again, in a pitched up voice probably. not the MOST interesting for me 🤨
Mermaid yaku: - the stupid sappy moment where eiden lies on yaku's lap and gets his tummy rubbed and theyre all disgustingly sweet n whispery
Iced coffeeyaku: - rei and blade!! - confident service yaku voice? talking with customers??? - yakumo switching between his calm happy-to-serve mode to being DEAD FLUSTERED by eiden's advances - idk something about yakumo acting as little coffee boy with a jingly collar .. bringing back this relevant line from the aster/yaku fic:
#NO RECENCY BIAS ALLOWED. WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE BEGINNING *examines every room*#i feel like i'm not great at matching up with popular opinion#dare i get what i wish for? unlikely. but i shall wish nonetheless#i wonder what the numbers will choose!#many rooms have yaku talking normally. conversationally. the classic eiden-clan member verbal jamgle#so i want to vote for something that will enrich the yaku vocal experience. something with... rare delicacies!?!?!#even if i don't get to hear angryaku. as long as i get to hear some flustered yaku or whispery yaku i'll be :)#i will defer to the mains of other chars for most cases. you know. consult the bladeguy the kuyaguy etc.etc.#i want to vote for units i have but i don't have enough of everyone :(#there ARE some units that i enjoy tho so i might vote for those#like sunburst dante . one of the few dantes i have but i really like that one. sulky eiden... wonderful...#and i'll have to revisit my rei rooms because i do not remember how much of a freak i am about maid rei. must check#for eiden it's gonna be bunnyboy timetraveller . no contest#THREE MR EIDEN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TURN DOWN THREE MR EIDEN!!!!!!!#i'm sorry to eiden's va. god works hard but eiden's va works harder something somethin#fhishe listes#sorta rather kinda mad that vampire yaku managed to make it to the top of 2 of my lists.somehow.#ugh. EIDEN AND YAKUMO MIRROR PRACTICE IS REALLY FUNNY OK#and before that .yakumo cries while stuffing rice balls in his face. garbled crying#there's a lot i enjoy here despite the lot i don't enjoy here
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Ah I really love your au and all the little details you wrote about in the tags!! Especially the little tidbit of chip painting scenery :-] I can't wait for more !

Thank you!!! 💚💚 I think Chip has a soft spot for nature, despite having worked in deforesting
#imagionary rambles#You have to do what you have to to live in the crazy world#especially when you're created with a chainsaw for a head with the intent of deforesting or harm#Chip longs for the tranquility of nature and all that it brings#such a horrifying; lonely; mysterious thing nature is; and yet it can be so peaceful and serene#he strives to be like nature; he is nature and nature is him; a twisted painful existence that he longs to be peaceful in#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#toontown: corporate clash#chip revvington#chainsaw consultant#he's going to be working outside with Spruce now after the most recent fiasco#finally; nature is so close and he can be in it again; and since Misty has the toon portal she can bring them to his and Spruce's old cabin#he can't help but miss the other managers though#with comfort and peace comes sacrifice of other loved things Chip has grown to know
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ahhhh today i have two job interviews and a surgical consult and im scared
#messages from the ouija board#its a drafting position for a civil engineering firm and then an assistant manager at ben & jerrys which pays less but has a much better#commute so. idk. we'll see what happens.#surgical consult is for tit removal for both gender and cancer reasons
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I don’t think I have ever felt so horrifically burned out
#i also literally CANT take time off of work#the other 2 people on my team BOTH have personal emergencies theyve had to attend to for weeks#so theres steadily more and more on my plate#and i have a demand to perform that is so so high right now#and i just cant keep up with it#its like i get one okay week and then another week that feels like someone pulling a rusty plow through my chest#i cant do this without the part of my brain waking up that wants to stop existing altogether#the same amount of work wouldnt be so bad if i didnt just feel *so* unsupported#theres a reason I don’t lead teams man!#its because i cant do that shit!#not alone!!#i want to kms when that happens! not a joke! its practically on my schedule now!#also i dont like my new therapist! he has a vibe of being confused that i cant manage myself. also not understanding my problem with weed.#idk its just not helpful when you have to repeatedly explain uh yeah man this is reason why i did drug this is what it does to me afterward#yeah i still crave it a great deal and no! that isnt logical good job you found where the problem lies#now can you help me solve it?#no? you only have platitudes and advice about building a routine? great thanks man super helpful#im definitely cured now and not just teetering on the edge of relapsing a fifth time#im gonna cancel with him maybe. see if i cant find another therapist who actually knows shit about drug use from a psychiatric perspective#i have an appointment with a med management psychiatrist who I’m hoping can get me on a good antidepressant/anxiety medication#and a week and a half after that i FINALLY have my top surgery consultation#and after that I’ll find out if its remotely possible to afford it. if it does end up being 20k i dont know what I’ll do. theres no way.#anyway im being held together by cotton candy and baby? i smell rain in the air
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I keep thinking about the fact I'll be able to do my consult finally for top surgery [or well more akin to a radical reduction] and i've been reading tons of stuff and looking for photos for reference and god
so many posts like "unexplained back pain and severe headaches magically gone after top surgery/reduction" and i'm like GOD I can't wait for that to be me
but i.. i might not even be able to get the surgery because my parents aren't supportive and i'm disabled... so I'm going to have to somehow magically get the money for a hotel for 2 weeks until I get my drains out, so my friend from out of state can take care of me in the hotel :')) I still am desperately trying to save up for braces and am only half way there it turns out [we love being bad at math! I thought I was like 3/4th the way there if not slightly more] so it just... seems less and less likely that it'll ever happen.
#top surgery#trans stuff#like straight up my old doctor gaslighted me for like 8 years telling me i could never#she basically said i could never get just a reduction because of insurance reasons#and deifnitely made it seem like top surgery or anything trans related could NEVER happen#and i did my research too#but it seemed like she was right because the info she gave me/how she worded things#yeah it really said like oh you have to jump through a million hoops yada yada#but even if what she said was true at the time#i found out that like 4 years ago i could have gotten a reduction or top surgery ENTIRELY covered by insurance given the right circumstance#but i just now found out a few months ago that that was the case and this was an option!#I don't fucking have moeny though! I can barely survive on what i do have#so even after the consultation i probably just.... won't ever be able t actually do it.. haha.....#i would love to set up a gofundme but that's way too scary and stressful to manage
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thinking a little too hard about the fact that i went to a psychiatrist today and getting nauseous
#pers#talking to someone and telling them what's wrong with me and getting help for it. And she still doesn't even know the half of it#i don't know how i'm supposed to manage therapy if i can't even stomach the most impersonal of consultations
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so I had the summer (in reality, like… almost three months) off from one of my volunteering roles and I’m 20 minutes into my first meeting back and I am already so irritated and angry. maybe this is Not A Good Sign.
#people! are! just! so! useless!#and I am being uncharitable to some people but god#this meeting is also going to go on fucking forever bc nobody can stay on track#and like everyone is very nice! but sometimes I do not care about people being nice I care about getting shit done and not being in#a meeting til 8pm#like maybe I need to#just. dip.#I am full of frustration#I managed to get my point said about us needing more people there to Get Shit Done in between everyone being very optimistic#and like they agree with me#but god#I thought I would have more patience after a few months off and. nope. less patience#it’s just herding cats on intense steroids#and not doing it for a couple months has uh. brought into sharp relief how dysfunctional and infuriating a system it is#one of the people I work with just talks all fluff#like a consultant who charges by the word is what my partner said#and it’s all like things we should do or things we should focus on and empty buzzwords#‘we need to ensure these people have a seat at the table’ ‘we need to expand our offering’ ‘we need a concrete x policy in place’#‘we need to provide a space for the most marginalised in our community’ ‘#like great ok but what are we doing and crucially who is doing it and how#bc you’re not doing it you’ve just said you’re at low capacity#and we are at best a team of five and currently a team of three if we’re optimistic#the buzzword bingo REALLY pisses me off idk if it’s the lesbian in me or the scientist in me or just the tired grumpy old man in me#I think I’ve complained enough#I may…….. have to reconsider what I’m doing here I don’t think getting this angry within a few minutes of a meeting is healthy#it’s a good org I think we do important work#buuut at what point is that not a good enough reason to stick around yknow#ok if you’ve read this far thank you for reading all my anger
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Man..
#sorry i'm still upset about bridal sharena. like YEAH she's an incredibly powerful incredibly useful unit#pair her up w winter edelgard and the girlies are cleaning up tt maps extremely efficiently#and YEAH. she absolutely has nice art and huge win for the power of friendship. w veronica.#but man. it's like. i can't even enjoy my time w her.#due to. extremely specific things about me that are entirely a me issue and i can acknowledge that and own that.#it would probably feel less bad if like. sharena got literally anything else. in between now and her bunny alt.#like YEAH... she is the other half of the alfonse duo. which is the cutest shit and i love them so much#idk i know it's a non-problem. it feels dumb to make it a problem.#but genuinely like. i don't like using her w the animations on i don't really like checking the home screen dialogue#it's INTERESTING. for lore/characterization purposes. it's funny and charming bc ofc it is!!!#it's sharena and veronica ofc they're gonna be funny and charming!!!!!!! they are SO endearing to me#but god. i really do just. have problems. and it feels soooooo upsetting that like#my very specific problems are preventing me from enjoying WHAT SHOULD BE. something i should really like!!!!!!!#like there are NO problems w her!!!!!!!!!!!! the problem is ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna thrup#why didn't intsys consult me about this. the unemployable shut-in who runs a semi-obscure tumblr blog. in america#unbelievable..#like would i sound insane if i said marriage is like a trigger for me. like completely seriously and unironically.#like. again. it is such a non-issue. and all of it is on me to choose what i engage w that IS how managing your triggers works.#please please pleeeease don't misconstrue anything i'm saying i'm being vulnerable. rn. and petty. super fucking petty.#and obviously i can just. not use her. or use her minimally. but that's really not my point here i'm not looking for solutions#i'm just. expressing how uniquely upsetting this situation is. w how intense my askr sib interest is#w the fact that sharena IS. absolutely one of my fave charas. i adore her completely and she means so much to me#this feels like. a saw trap. made just for me.#idk again there is no solution here and i fully acknowledge this is a skill issue and realistically not even a problem.#but like. can anybody hear me. it's so dark in here.
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snakes have something called a jacobson's organ that allows them to smell. they stick out their tongue, and then when it enters their mouth again, the jacobson's organ processes what they just smelled with their tongue. i say this to propose that, after yakumo licks eiden's dick for a good 10 minutes, he closes his mouth and processes it all like O_____O
when i TELL YOU that this message left me bracing the wall like
(overwhelmed with positive affect)
#you just... waltz into my inbox... LEAVE ME SNAKE FACT.... and HILARIOUS vision???#you do this freely? you would demonstrate such audacity???#i post my snorn and soon after i get a fun little inbox surprise#i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂#thank u.... for showing up and dropping these words on me... *wipes joyous tear*#i immediately thought of those silly cat zoomies eyes#what? is yakumo gonna go comically BIG PUPIL after he's processed what just transpired?#(sucked eiden's dick for a full 10 minutes)?#or is he just gonna have a steam meltdown like in puzzling invitation#just straight up blue screen (Buffering....) for a minute while all the senses catch up to him#and eiden (if he manages to drift out of his ducked-out-brain) starts to worry#as soon as i read ur message i was ON WIKIPEDIA like the buttered side of the toast on floor#vomeronasal organ my vestigial intrigue...? according to this here article... humans have them but they don't do anything anymore#so maybe yakumo has a standard nasal system when in human form. he doesn't need to consult the organ for processing#but the moment he starts shapeshifting... once he reaches those in-between and beyond snakey forms...#he'll have to engage in the ol' lick-n-sniff.#and that's when the comedy kicks in#does he descend upon the dick with renewed hunger after all that processing? a bit of gluttony activation?#or does he ease up a bit because it's all too overstimulating?#UGH WHY HTWRIUELOW WHYUIAO. SDTP YOYU I'M A CHANGED MAN AFTER NAKED APRON YAKUMO#i'mma need twelve more orders of this please *gestures to the yakuei dick sucking*#feesh answer
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#not fandom related#personal log stardate#trans stuff#finally contacted a clinic for top surgery and they've replied the next day#unfortunately they want me to call them to talk abt making an appointment for a consultation#nnnmggghh. phone calls are hard due to my social anxiety. also idk if i pass on the phone or not#i actually haven't made a phone call since starting T which is 5 months ago lol#also they have weird office hours and ill basically only be able to call on Tuesdays#ig i gotta write down what i wanna say and just bite the bullet next Tuesday#bc i can image the waiting times are insane. probably several months to a year#i choose one of the 2 surgeons in my city bc i don't want to travel#ive heard from a few ppl that surgeon does a good job but there's actually no information available anywhere#except that they offer top surgery. i couldn't find any results online. so i hope that what i heard is actually true#that the surgeon has good results. well. ill report back next week when i hopefully managed to make the call
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This is the bullshit about starting work again, I come home and continue with rubbish like planning plot processes and prioritisation matrixes and production programs and the like, instead of, you know, writing.
#managing the production vs actually “being the producer” brain#its such a different way of thinking I haven't worked out my 'snap brain into that different kind of creative mode again'#The reason I can be satisfied at my job is that I approach all that stuff *as* creative exercises; I create the clarity that does not exist#People blab for 30mins about problems and I doodle on a whiteboard and then they slow down and realise I've drawn their solution map#I *could* have been a consulting business analyst for the requirements definition stuff but detest the software/technologies rigidity part#What I really need is some 15 minute major physical/mental/formic break between work and home to switch brain modes#I do have a 20min powerwalk in there but then I have to do the kid/house so the endorphin benefit towards creative enterprise wears off
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So I went to my doctor today and I already knew I liked her, but she totally cemented my love for her today.
I started going to this doctor at the beginning of the year for my transition. She's a trans woman, and she wrote a book about her transition. When I first went to her I was a bit intimidated, because she talks in a very no-nonsense way, and it was only after my second visit that I realised she has a really dry sense of humour.
Anyway. I really want to get top surgery ASAP, and I asked her for a referral. And my biggest question with the surgeon she suggested is "do you know if this surgeon is going to tell me I can't get surgery without losing weight/lowering my BMI/whatever?" because I've heard horror stories online of course, and one of the other surgeons on my list had told someone they had to lose weight before they could get top surgery. And my doctor was like, "I do not gate keep my patients from the care they need. I highly doubt this doctor will tell you that, but if she does please let me know." And then also said that the BMI is pseudoscience and that top surgery IS a way to lose weight (which is a joke I make in my head ALL THE TIME - like oh people want me to lose weight? Cool I'll chop my tits off!)
#I'm gonna try and get a consult with this surgeon before the year ends#because I REALLY want to get the surgery done in Jan/Feb#fingers crossed I can manage that because doing anything in Dec/Jan is a nightmare#what with the holiday season and people taking leave#my post
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godit is so over
#Bad day -_- tomorrow will be better (manifesting)#going 2 donate blood w my work friend on the weekend though:)#but man. super fucking bad biker/car crash outside my house last night. threw up a tonne before work. coworkers got covid and if i catch it#ill miss my top surgery consult. and it was just me + my manager from 3am#i handled everything well but that doesnt mean im ok. if u know what i mean. :/
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