#what if???

[darknutmeg]

I know others have speculated this and based on how we've seen little of her backstory, I think she is Bai Xi and she doesn't remember who she was.

If that's the case it's going to be REAL BAD later.

That's all I'm saying.

[castianii]

What if Wu was the master of spinjitzu and when he died in the merge it was passed on to Arin?????

[rexterforeverafter]

I am the only one curious that what if Holly did tell Blondie and Blondie actually mirrorblog it?

[trashprinceward]

x

[beans-in-your-socks]

OK BUT

if aziraphale had said "Angels can't be tempted" would that have hurt more than "I forgive you"??????????

[bi-buck-coded]

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[crybaby-writings]

i think people should send me a bunch of howl's moving castle fic ideas/requests 👀

[lightvixxen]

What if i came back😳😳😳

[rainypebble07]

lmao what if one was Greek and the other Spartan. Some rival to lover stuff

Yes yes yes, except Sparta was a Greecian City-State, So I think Mike would be Spartan and Will would be Athenian (bc those two city-states didn't get along for a while bc they had very different ideals and both wanted to rule Greece) so definitely rivals to lovers I love it I love it I love it thank you, my favorite kitchen appliance

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

What if Strong_Bad liked me? And thought I was cute? And also sillay? :3

[tenrose]

Girl spill the tea, who the hell is Gideon's mother (and father uh)? What did she do? And why Gideon didn't die in the genocide? I wanna know! 😤

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[guooey]

really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

[miiilowo]

phenomenon