#what if i tag mpreg

[nambawan-zonvip]

who's damn child is that did he birthed it

[orengejoshi]

could you draw Dr. Flug pregnant, without the bag over his head?

no I'm sorry, if you mean my bagless Flug design; it's a little too obviously based on a real human being (GLP/GermanLetsPlay, who uses a very similar design of his persona for merch, it's absolutely his trademark. my german followers always recognize him immediately.) and I won't do that without consent. it's my full intention for him to look exactly like Manu bc I thought it would be funny. if I design a different bagless Flug maybe in the future I can do that, but I probably won't.

I dislike the idea of Flug's face being revealed and dread it. I don't want to know. the secret is the appeal!! I'm slightly objectum

this is all I can offer you! I hope you still like it🫡

some excited chatting between these two dorks🩷

I'll even throw a random headcanon at you: I like to think Flug and Black Hat are both autistic, but Flug is the talkative, expressive type and Black Hat the one that is almost always mute and monotone. yapper x listener ig haha

[tommykinard6]

This is me putting out a desperate plea for someone to write BuckTommy mpreg with Tommy instead.

Please. I’m begging someone to break up the monotony of my dash. I don’t have time to do it all myself.

[royaltea000]

Rebirth

[quendlyn]

Hellooooo the first thing I've ever posted here, so this will probably be a mess. 

So story idea, inspired by regular boy: daniel wayne by diamond_rozie on Ao3. Basically in the story Danny is the blood son of bruce and he as a baby was switched with the actual Fenton baby. Fenton baby dies for obvious reason and Danny is raised by the Fentons. The bats think Phantom is the ghost of the actual Fenton baby and he's been watching over Danny. Danny moves into Wayne manor. More happens but that's all that’s needed for my idea. OK! 

Keeping the original baby swap idea but Phantom is actually the dead baby's ghost! He has been watching the bats his whole life but he’s never been seen by them because he wasn’t strong enough to become visible or physical. He goes to Amity because somehow he can sense Danny’s accident and he comes to meet Danny. Story goes the same, just Danny and Phantom are two different people. Fast forward Ellie/Dani is a clone of Danny and Phantom, but because of that peculiar mix Ellie destabilized and Danny (trans Danny optional) has to incubate her to like help regrow her body and the reason Danny does it instead of Phantom is cause Danny found her first. Pariah Dark takes over Amity and both Danny and Phantom beat him together. They are considered king by the RealmsTM. Ellie is born as a princess. Fast forward story goes the same Evil Danny comes around, he is created by Danny dying in the explosion along with his family. He was also incubating Dani at the time so her core is destroyed. Story goes the same and Dan ends up with CW. At some point Dan is realized or he escapes and he goes to Amity. He was very weak after being in the thermos for so long so when the GIW attacked him he ended up destabilizing and surprise surprise Danny ends up incubating him. The baby swap is revealed and Danny is contacted by Bruce and co to meet the batfam. He goes for one reason or another, maybe because he wants to protect himself and Dan via getting away from his parents and the GIW, maybe Phantom wants Danny to meet his birth family and see his grave. Danny goes while he's effectively pregnant, he knows the bats are the Waynes. Either during Dan’s birth or during Danny and Phantoms coronation the Batfam is brought to infinite realms and they find out about Phantom and kids. They find out about the whole story by a tapestry timeline that goes over their lives. Maybe there is more than one for Ellie’s creation, Dan’s creation, how Danny and Phantom became king (starting from Danny’s accident), or maybe the very beginning showing Phantom watching the bats. 

IDK that all I got right now enjoy!

[devilgem]

Hello, I like your Ship Banson and Rigby, could u draw them cooking wings together?

whoopsie i made it related to the rigson baby au 😭

benwife works away, rigbone keeps him company

chicken wing wrap served 🌯

[dream-launch]

[i-like-rocks22]

I have realised you'll probably all enjoy the presentation I gave at the PowerPoint Party we had for my husband's birthday.

It was VERY detailed.

[dreamsy990]

my odys not really sure what the whole fuss is with @bigidiotenergytm's. like in terms of things that could happen its not the absolute WORST

[asbestos-11]

mpreg beam activated

[kabr0ztrousers]

Aliens have taken over and noticed just how hard all the women work to keep the human species going through their pregnancies. They decided that enough is enough and the men will begin to carry the pregnancies from today on! You're one of the first men who is taken (against his will) to go through the process of making your body a hospitable place for the baby. Lucky for you the process feels much nicer than you thought.

Kabr0z Writes episode 88: Turnabout

Find the rest of the Kabr0z Writes anthology here!

CWs: willing and informed consent; medfet; mpreg; weird science; aliens; body horror;

A/N: This one's a little shorter, but still worth the look. Also not sure exactly how to CW this one, so caveat emptor.

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The ships arrived without warning. NORAD spending billions of dollars to track the skies, and an armada of thousands of spacecraft appeared in the middle of the night. The first anyone knew about them was a shimmer in the air and a transmission across the world. Every channel, every screen, every language. They had been monitoring the Earth from afar, a hundred and thirty lightyears of communication, culture and art. Every symphony, every symposium, every failed sitcom, they've seen it. One thing stood out, throughout all of modern history, a throughline connecting every facet of the human experience:

Men are pigs

They didn't invade, not really. They took humankind under their wing, promised to usher you to the stars. There was only one stipulation: you, as a species, had to learn your lesson. Their method was simple: a whole generation would be borne by men.

You and your girlfriend had been planning to have a kid for months, but hadn't got lucky yet. The aliens guaranteed conception, and the contraceptive field they projected means the usual method wouldn't do the trick no matter how hard you tried. Sure didn't stop anyone trying.

The clinic was clean, and almost empty. Aggressively inoffensive muzak piped over the intercom, family planning magazines strewn on tables. The tannoy called your name. You stepped into the office.

A chair stood in the middle of the room, restraints gleamed on the arms and legs, waiting for you.

A voice came over the speakers in the room "Please undress and sit down"

You hesitated. Heart fluttering with anxiety

"Please undress and sit down"

You took off your jeans, then your shirt. The room was warm, even stood there naked. The chair didn't look any less intimidating.

"Please sit down"

So it wasn't just a recording. You eased yourself into the chair. It was covered in a cold plastic sheet. The cuffs closed over your wrists and ankles. Motors whirred under you, spreading your legs as a probe aimed itself at your rear.

The probe pressed against your hole, warmed by some interior heat source, and squirted a generous portion of lubricant onto you.

You tensed against it on reflex. The probe slid in easily, stretching your inexperienced ass as it sank into you.

"Procedure commencing. Please relax"

Relax, it said. The probe sank into you, the heat building as it vibrated against your prostate. Like someone turning on a tap, you started leaking immediately. It sank into the flesh inside you. Your cock leaked harder as the probe twisted and cut, expanding and manipulating.

You moaned, legs twitching as the probe cut a pouch into you. The searing heat cauterised as it went, before seeding tissue into your bowels, crafting an endometrial lining into the opening it made.

You felt your balls clenching, trying to press out every last drop of cum as the probe worked backwards. Every new inch of fertile womb it built inside you was accompanied by a fresh rush of pleasure, keeping you trapped in wave upon wave of bliss. You couldn't think, couldn't speak. All you could manage was to whine and leak, cum flowing from the tip of your flaccid cock as the machinery transformed you.

"Implanting zygote. Please stand by"

The probe latched on to the lining it had made, pressing out a frozen fertilised egg you'd seen prepared on a previous visit. One hundred percent human, naturally fertilised, with no artificial selection, as demanded by the alien's laws. It bound your child-to-be into your new womb, before sealing the entrance with a monitoring chip and a plug of fresh scar tissue.

The machine pulled out. The profound emptiness struck you. Your still lubed asshole winked with the last few clenches of your orgasm. Your limbs were released and you took a handful of wipes from a dispenser, cleaning yourself before putting your clothes back on. The door swung silently open and you stepped out, precious cargo on board.

Over the next months, the monitor implanted in you gave you regular updates. Your child was growing well, and healthy. Your ultrasounds came back promisingly. A human doctor was always on hand for a second opinion, not that he ever disagreed with the device implanted in you.

The day finally arrived. You waddled into the delivery room, and a set of mechanical arms set to work, cutting and grabbing, pulling your baby from your belly. It went to a midwife first, who checked its vitals, just a box-ticking exercise after the precision surgery, and handed it to you.

"Congratulations" she said "it's a girl"

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Well

That went a bit more body horror than expected. One of these days, I'll just describe someone getting Compleated in an extremely graphic sequence, and at least one of you will get off to it.

I know I would

[fakecats]

guys i keep getting klapollo mpreg on my pinterest page and i keep hitting Stop showing me this but i cant get rid of it it keeps appearing like afucking Plague

[lover-of-mine]

Season 2 bpreg where after Shannon says she’s not pregnant and asks for a divorce Eddie tells Buck and says he’s kinda disappointed because he was looking forward to a baby, Buck without thinking it through is like “I can have your baby!” Thinks about it and doubles down, Eddie goes “yeah that seems normal and reasonable, let’s do it!” So idk ig they sleep together and the next day Shannon dies?? Bad timing. Cant decide if the truck falling on Buck still happens or not but if it does everything is FINE and while he’s out of commission Buck finds out he actually is pregnant after their spontaneous decision to make a baby and instead he goes nuts focusing on that or something

Okay, definitely still want the explosion to happen, and then Buck finds out he is in fact pregnant after the surgery in his leg and he is in PANIC MODE, and Eddie is kinda like "yeah, no way he actually got pregnant first try and after everything that happened to him" so he kinda just lets it go because Buck needs to heal and Buck is spiralling because he does not know how to tell Eddie and he is extra moody because hormones. Then he just blurts it out one day because of a craving or morning sickness or whatever and then he's all apologetic even though both of them agreed to the baby before sleeping together and Eddie just kinda loses it a little bit in the sense that he's on Buck in an instant and they are making out and Eddie wants to get married and yay we solved it before the tsunami even happened oaksaoksasaoks

[yayayayayayayah]

i do not regret any of these. (all of them are jokes)

[star-lights-up]

imagine if cherik got divorced during cuba and then had an on and off relationship go on for forty years while making their divorce everyone’s problem

thank god that’s not real 😅

forever grateful we got a cherik big gay wedding and them raising the x-men together and eventually retiring together after creating a perfect mutant society 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

cherik divorce au 💔

wish why would you think up something so terrible about everyone's favorite fluffy queer superheros romance series??? Wow this is so dark... You okay?? 😂

Yeah thank goodness I would be in immense physical and emotional pain if that was canon. Good thing we got the school thriving and genosha being accepted into the UN so they can retire and omg when jean graduated and was like hey dads i can run the x men now along with raven who's super alive that was so sweet-

*breaks down sobbing*

[lunerat]

Take your meds, kids