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To the Good Omens fandom,
TL;DR: I'm still around, a little sad, but looking forward to S3.
I adore all the theories and analysis out there. From the probable ones to the way out there. I love how we all over analyze the smallest details of the show and make entire theories around them. This fandom has brought me so much joy in ways I truly never imaged I'd ever be a part of. I've even come up with my own head canons and theories, which is something I never do.
As much as I love these guesses, I fully anticipate to be wrong about everything I've accepted or would like to be true. For all my theories to be wrong. For all my head canons to not become canons. Maybe I guessed one thing pretty closely, but as for everything else, it was just me missing the moon.
Will I trash S3 for it? Absolutely not. Cause as that lovely human expression goes, past the moon are the stars. I am a Good Omens fan now, and though I will accept however the story goes, I will play pretend in the stars with my lovely rejected theories and head canons. I'm sure I can make them fit somehow! No one but me can tell me no in my brain.
With that in mind, I am sad and I mourn what we've lost story telling wise. All I was expecting was for a great story to have a lovely ending, dedicated to an old friend. That is no longer the case. Now, we will get a story based of notes. Let me be clear, the fact that they'll be based off notes isn't the bad thing, but the fact that the original expected form of how it'd be told is now lost.
What I expect now, is to get a great story that so many people have worked so hard on. By people who put their everything in front of the camera to bring these characters to life. By people who worked so hard in all the little details for the audience to catch. By people who rescued this show from being canceled. At the end of the day, that's all I can ever ask for. A show created by people who love the story with all their heart and want to give it a proper ending. That's what I look forward to. That's what I'll be celebrating.
Things have been rough for the fandom, and it always breaks my heart when someone involved with making something so great turns out weren't entirely great themselves. However, I refuse to let one bad apple ruin the bunch. As far as I know, the bunch is probably even more surprised than I could ever be about the apple being rotten in its core, especially when the skin looked so nice. Personally, I've removed that apple and will enjoy the rest of the bunch with joy in my heart.
Did that analogy make sense? Hope so. I like it better than the other one I thought of with a baby, bathwater, and a bug. I don't want to insult bugs.
I'll still be around. I've got so many drafts I need to finish before S3 comes out! Until then, let's be kind to each other.
To our world, Maria
#personal#good omens fandom#oops my reddit days are showing#what grammar is even?#what is speling?#marias good omens thoughts
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free my boy from his own show he did nothing wrong
#they did him soo dirty wth and no one gaf about him at aaaal jentry started to being a dick i mean yeah sure understandable but the rest#of the cast?? they didnt interact with him but judge him as if he was the worst they didnt care to know him uug the show was okay there's#just things like this i didnt like at all i belive it was a wasted opportunity to befriend michael and stella with kit they would definitely#get along i also hated the fact jentry told stella kit wasnt a human when it is something sensitive for him she just came out him and showed#no remorse and faced no consequences that felt so out of character i swear😭 AND I ALSO DISLIKE michael and jentry as partners#it feels as if they are just trying to make their childhood crush real yknow i dont fucking see any intimacy between them besides their#first interactions i mean i dont ship jentry and kit but dude their emotional intimacy is deep they even kinda share the same vision of live#anyway go watch jcvtu so i can know what the sigma happens next i swear if kit doesnt revives i swear#myart#sketch#fanart#jcvtu#jentry chau vs the underworld#kit#kit jcvtu#okay so talking a lil about my sketch mmm i used that photo for the pose because there's no way ill break my head over it and well the thing#kit has in his hands is supposedly the thread he uses for his humans cosplays#if theres anyone reading this excuse my grammar is just that idc im having fun
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Typing a long document: yes. YES! Writing is my passion :)
Editing a long document: Pain. Hell. Death.
#editing#writer#writing#writeblr#novel#guys im over minimum novel length and i have been editing for years#what even is grammar
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IwaOi/Oiiwa Manga Valentine Special!
Happy Valentines Day, Everyone!! 💖💝💞 🎉✨
#iwaoi#oiiwa#my art#haikyuu!!#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#ayoko na#nagsasawa na ako sa pagmumukha ng mga bading na to *cries*#i was suffering#SUFFERING#idk how giustoart-san do this kinda things :(( HUGE SALUTE#I AM EXHAUSTED JUST BY DOING 7 PAGES OF MANGA#WILL I DIE IF I DID A WHOLE 30 PAGES OF ONE SHOT????#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I need to complain on how many lifespan this thing took from me bec i deserve it#its not even clean LMAO#you guys can guess what page i lost my will power to clean my lineart#tho it adds it as its own charm ig (me trying to be positive)#like seriously i need a break from their faces#lmaaao tho i know i will be drawing them as soon as i thought of an iwaoi idea#mannnyyyyyy mistakes#writing. anatomy. grammar. background. you name it#tho the grammar might be a writing dialogue style choice (me when i lie)#lets just pretend it's a writing style#this is a “warm up” manga#that almost took my conscious and soul#HAPPY VALENTINES DAYY EVERYONEEE#whoever is reading this long rant tags (i know some certain people do) you will receive a HUGE love from me 🥺🥺#thank you for reading the manga as well! it makes me happy 🥰#Hope you all enjoyed them blushing like a tomatoooo! Happy Hearts Day everyone <3
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Still thinking about that little angel I dreamt about a bit ago so I’ve been binging other angel stuff and felt inspired to try to draw him as @hoaxghost ‘s style of angel.
#weirdly the halo was the hardest part to figure out because he very explicitly doesn’t usually have one. but man I’m charmed by it now#I was worried about balancing what’s damage he received VS slight cracks that ended from that damage making him a bit too human in nature#but it turned out pretty nicely even if it was hard to keep them simple and contained#still very proud of the stylization on his eyes making it look like the bottom one is a teardrop#nope he’s a freak#also yeah committing to he/himing the angel#less in a Boy Way and more in a like… gendering a hen male because you need to refer to that specific hen instead of the group#the boy vs the girls#idk if that makes any sense but that’s my own grammar and how it affects the little grub#my art#my ocs
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Team Agni's Halloween rumor
Masterlist
#3 days before Halloween I decided I want to have a post to celebrate#Didn't know what to draw and considering that making full rendered art would take too long I decided I'd make a low effort comic instead#like. super low effort. I didn't even know I could do this low but damn it's so funny and I had much fun#Not beta-ed so I know there must be grammar mistakes#Happy Halloween. Hope this shitpost managed to make your day#tower of god#tog#two sides of the same coin comic#my comic#my art#koon#khun a.a#khun aguero agnis#edin dan#novick#gyetang
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'When', not 'if'
("I'm not a romantic" I cry and scream before dropping the most sickening thing i've written to date. Blame @stunie because i did tell her i would write the most ume thing ever and maybe this is it. The title in my docs for it is 'Fucking disgusting' but i figured i better not title it that here because I'd be seeing it in my notifs lmaoo)
SFW/no cw unless you hate fluff
When you wake up from your nap, one of your slippers is gone, and there's a blanket on you that wasn't there prior. Looking at the clock, it's been about an hour since everyone had left your apartment once your birthday party ended. The day as a whole had been chaotic, your boyfriend shoving you out the door with a note to go see Kotoha.
The note took you farther than that, though, as it seemed Umemiya created a whole scavenger hunt for your birthday that had you running into all of your friends, having dessert at your favorite cafe, and eventually ending up at your shared apartment to find that all that time spent around town was a distraction so that he could set up the space for your party. After it had ended, you were banished to the couch because princesses aren't allowed to help clean up their own birthday parties, which had you huffing and falling face down into the chicken shaped pillow affectionately called Mr.Clucky.
It was a product of your boyfriend's endless cycle of hobbies when he took up sewing. A little lopsided and overfilled with stuffing, you complained to and into Mr.Clucky with your face pressed into him. Apparently, he was soft enough to fall asleep on because before you knew it, you had been drooling on him the entire hour. Prying yourself off the couch took more effort than was almost worth it before your eyes fell on the reason you were so tired to begin with.
Hajime smiles and hums looking at your bleary eyes. "Good morning sunshine, I was just about to take you to bed," he says, folding a dish towel over a chair. You toss off the blanket and grab on the slipper that fell under the living room table before padding up to him. Dipping your hands under both of his arms to lock them together behind him, now your face is in his chest instead of the chicken, which is entirely preferred.
"Don't wanna go to bed just yet," you muffle, sinking even deeper into him when both of his arms wrap around you in support. He smells like dish soap and birthday cake, and you turn your head to hear the heartbeat in his chest.
"What do you wanna do lovey? You know I'd give you the world if you asked," you can hear the rumble of his voice in his chest with your pressed ear. He's cheesy, but half asleep, you feel just as much, if not cheesier.
"I have the world if I have you, they're one in the same. So just you is more than fine." Your eyes are closed, but you feel him shiver a little. "I wanna dance with you, though," you say, voice still soft and kinda raspy from sleep.
"Dunno if I can top what you just said even when I propose," he chokes out a laugh, or at least you think it's one. He shifts his hold a bit and starts leading you both in a lazy sway that starts near the toaster and ends next to the potted plant at the back door before starting over.
"When? Not if?" You tease him, a hand going to scratch the nape of his neck lightly.
"I'll never meet another you, so I'm pretty set on When."
"I'll say yes." Because you will. You can't imagine a life where you wouldn't.
"And I'll still cry when you do." You can tell he's crying now because it comes out shaky and his hold tightens a bit, before you lean back, stopping your impromptu waltz. Both of your hands come up to cup his face and look at his teary grey eyes before cooing at him.
"You big baby! Save those tears for When please. You'll be congested and sniffley all night if you don't stop." You start cleaning off his face with your sleeve, but he stops one of your hands and starts peppering your palm and wrist with small kisses. "I think I'm ready for bed now. Princess's orders," you say, dragging him towards your bedroom. You'll have to figure out tomorrow just how soon When is going to be, but for now you can hear the slow thumps of Hajime's steps as he follows behind you, squeezing your connected hand. It's not pressing in the least, you think, because it feels like there will be plenty of tomorrows too.
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When you wake up in the morning, it takes you an hour to realize Hajime had put the ring on your finger while you were asleep.
It takes you five minutes to run through town in your pajamas, barefoot to find and full on tackle him in front of the place he was about to get your breakfast in.
And it takes about two minutes of unintelligible blubbering on both your parts before anyone understands what is going on.
No one timed it, but if they did, it would've taken less than ten minutes for the whole town to find out via texts, calls, and yells down the streets and through windows that you're engaged.
#umemiya hajime x reader#umemiya hajime#mari writes#also em this is because of YOUR sweet ume fic as well YOU'RE my inspo#the most romantic thing /i/ can think of is slow dancing even when theres no music its always been that way#though the song i gave to this one is one summer night by the danleers just like...thats what should play when reading the dancing part#also i watch too many turner classic movies so its like....watching an old old romance movie#i couldnt reread it more than twice sorry if the grammars bad i was cringing the entire time because while i think this is good#im allergic to emotions and i made myself cry during it#one day id like to write something small on the scavenger hunt he sent us on cause i think it'd be cute#he might do something similar when he proposes but shhh#i want him to drop the ring off on my finger when im sleeping like the tooth FAIRY OH MY GOD I COULDVE ENDED IT LIKE THAT FUCK ME#WAIT I CAN WRITE IT AS A QUICK SIDE#ok im back i wrote it
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Something I’ve seen a lot recently, is people saying “why is that so popular, when this exists?”
And it makes me so annoyed.
The marauders fandom is like a mansion, it’s really fucking big, and that means you can go into whatever room you like. If you like jily, you can find a room where people are talking about jily!! I guarantee you that you’ll be much happier there, than if you were sitting outside the jegulus room and complaining about the amount of people in there.
There will also always be some people that sit outside the jily room and say that they think jegulus is better. You know what you can do? You can shut the door. You can block them.
(The metaphor means stay in the space where people enjoy what you want to hear about and block the people you don’t want to hear from, if you didn’t catch that.)
Fandom is a creative space, people are always going to be creating what they enjoy. Just because there aren’t that many people creating what you like, doesn’t mean you should diss what others are creating. Also no one’s going to want to create something about that if all you’re doing is complaining. Fandom is built off of ideas, people post headcanons or ideas they have and it inspires others to create something. If you want something, and it’s not there, then you’re going to have to give a little yourself. Stop posting about the fact that there isn’t that thing, and start posting about the thing!!!!
The addition or popularity of something, does not mean the subtraction of another thing. There’s no limit to fandom, there’s no limit to what you can create, so for the love of the marauders please stop acting like there is.
Feminine Sirius doesn’t mean all the content about masculine Sirius goes away, it still exists!!! You can still create about it, without mentioning the fact that you hate feminine Sirius, because all hating is doing, is making you look like you hate femininity. You don’t have to like something, you don’t even need a reason to dislike it, and you definitely don’t need to hate the opposite thing, to like something.
It’s fandom, it all comes down to what you enjoy interacting with. You don’t need a reason to find something fun, you don’t need a reason to ship anything, other than the fact you enjoy it. No one’s forcing you to interact with something or have an opinion on certain things. Just do what you enjoy. Please. Unless you enjoy hating, then make some hater friends and hate in private. Or get a diary.
Some people say “hitting post was unnecessary ☹️” in the comments of angsty tiktoks, but I fucking mean it. I mean it when I see a TikTok made literally just to hate. I mean it!!! Please think before you post. Please think about your tags. Please think about who might see it. Yes, fandom is freedom, yes, you can post what you want. But fandom is also a community, and being a community means being considerate to others feelings. You learn this in nursery!!! Come on guys!!! You don’t have to be friends with everyone, you don’t need to agree with everyone, there’s a block button for a reason, use it!!!
I don’t want to search up a fanfic, and see a video going “I didn’t finish this” because I did. That’s why I’m searching up content about it. Because I enjoyed it. And I don’t give a shit that you didn’t. I actually couldn’t care less that you thought it was boring, or you hated it. Because guess what?? I didn’t!! The algorithm can’t differentiate between hate and appreciation. You don’t need to post something publicly, and you definitely don’t need to name drop the fic. I don’t finish a bunch of fics and you don’t see me shouting from the rooftops about it. And the fucking audacity some people have using the fucking fics tag????
…uhhh anyway!! I got a little mad!! And off topic in that last paragraph and I should really be posting this on TikTok since that’s the actual problem. But no one on TikTok likes to read 😞 and I don’t like to talk. I also debated deleting my entire TikTok account like 3 minutes ago, but I would miss the edits. 😖😖
Okay it’s the next day and I’ve already opened 3 different comment sections to see fem sirius hate so im posting this
#this is so fucking long#goddamn#I yapped about shit that should be basic human decency for a hot minute#it’s fine#i fucking hate tiktok#marauders#marauders era#fanfic#fanfiction#fandom etiquette#fem sirius black#jegulus#jily#the original video that started this rant was actually not about any of the things I mentioned by name#it was about gilderat and pebill#saying that ‘why was everyone making gilderat popular when pebill exists’#like maybe because they enjoy it???#maybe because it’s a completely different ship??#maybe because people are making content about it rather then complaining???#i fw both#and I have a moot that makes pebill content#so you know what??#maybe you’re just not looking hard enough#or maybe you’re too busy complaining to interact with the content that’s already there#as robyn says#be the change you want to see!!!#excuse my grammar#can you tell im writing this instead of going on my lesson??#probably 😞#don’t even get me started except i very much do get started
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To Embrace and Kiss the Lord.
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#Yes I still can’t get over these two#I CAN NEVER#do you hear me#NEVERRRRRR#ok all my attempts to learn old english is just getting myself a textbook and that’s it#nothing else lol#wayyy too lazy to try out new things#BUT I do want to!!!#I haven’t even opened it yet so hopefully I didn’t get the grammar wrong#but so far its logic is kinda like german which is so cool!#EDIT: AND GUESS WHAT I DID GET THE GRAMMAR WRONG I’M SRY#fixed it now it should be in accusative case i guess?????#if it works the same way as german#i hope so#the last kingdom#tlk alfred#alfred x uhtred#uhtred x alfred#david dawson#uhtred#king alfred#alhtred#Youtube#hikaruchen#hikaru tlk
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one thing that really fascinates me about alex is his devotion to art – and more specifically, how he chooses to get some inspiration from scientific works of what he aims to implement in his art. every time one gets to examine some of his lyrics, or even how he explains these lyrics in an interview, they can be greeted by some bits of actual scientific information. an example is how he named his taquería on the moon with the term “information-action ratio”, coined by the critic neil postman, and referenced it in the song four out of five, something that might also indicate an interesting articulation with postman's concept. the line “cute new places keep on popping up”, for example, can express his well-known sardonic discontent regarding the flood of information being generated and transmitted over and over and, as much as it seems visually appealing and does give the idea of benefiting from advanced technologies, it doesn't really add anything substantial to the receiver's critical thinking – and worse, it distances the information receiver from the sender in a communication channel, according to postman.
what i'm saying with this interpretation is, it's known that alex is enamoured with the idea of gathering a bunch of references and condensing them into a mixture of metaphors in his writing, but it's so thrilling how, at times, we can find some bits of science inside of it – and it's even more exciting, just like playing a puzzle game, to find these references and analyse them by doing a similar research to what he did to create his works.
#alex turner#arctic monkeys#tranquility base hotel and casino#neil postman#well i hope this makes some sense#sorry for the grammar mistakes i’m very sleepy lol#as someone who works/studies in the information science field this is way too exciting for me and i just can't stop delving into it#i'm not even going to go further into how he builds actual personas - on and off-stage - to create albums. this is so admirable#and if this isn't the perfect example of someone who dedicates their whole life to art then i don't know what this is#*the 'may' 'can' 'might' verbs are written in italics to express an interpretation and not an actual fact regarding alex's work!#'cause it might mean none of these stuff lmao but it's just my interpretation of a work from an artist that i adore so much :)#in any case please feel free to reblog and/or reply to this post with your ideas on the matter i’d love to discuss more about it!!#jules.txt#jules.rar#references:#Postman; Neil. Amusing Ourselves to Death: Public Discourse in the Age of Show Business. New York: Penguin Books. 1985#<https://quote.ucsd.edu/childhood/files/2013/05/postman-amusing.pdf>
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I've never done a poll before, so good luck
Who do y'all think Time'll handcuff to him be with for his group in the dungeon? I've seen a lot of people say he will try to control who goes with who since he's scared for their lives rn (valid)
The options are the individual boys, just go with who you think is most likely to be in his group I guess?
Anyways like I said I've never done a poll so it might be messed up or make no sense, should be fun :D
Let me know if this doesn't work. And yes I know it's not well organised.. it's ok. right?
I think that unlike when they split in the Divine Dark Reflections arc, they might try to stay in bigger groups, and I think Time would probably want to have as many close to him as possible (his group have three or four), but I uhh didn't know how to incorporate that.
It's silly, but right now I can't stop imagining a scene where they reach the central room and everyone sprints off into the groups they want before time can argue.
Anyone who goes with legend will survive physically and anyone who goes with four will survive mentally.
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#just. scatter thoughts it's fine#I never thought I would think this but Wild might end up as the most mentally stable in a group if he's with time or twi#I struggled to find and say a reason for hyrule but. he's important ok. a very powerful magic cave boy#looking forward to legend stepping up since time is out of it and wars will walk in the wrong direction half the time#<a prev tag I wanted to include#this poll should be done in time for us to be proven wrong in the next update! :D#this is terribly put together and that's ok... right? yeah...#tell me if it doesn't work!! I don't know what I'm doing! :DD#I haven't posted in a bit because damn yall#I was waking up to so many hundreds notifications a day#I waited till it's died down a bit but I'm counting on this post to get five notes max#except I have no idea how polls work. lol#sorry my words are terrible I can't even tell rn. is 'most probably' proper grammar? if not that is not fair
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hi can i mansplain -, –, and — to y'all. this is not even directed towards anyone i just have no opportunity ever to talk about this so take these as fun facts on punctuation i guess
so these are called the hyphen (-), endash (–), and emdash (—), and these are all used in different and specific ways. (also the endash and emdash are just called that because of the lengths of the letters n and m. now you know)
firstly, the hyphen (-) is used ONLY to connect words, like uhh. self-respect or something. and speaking of which, you hyphenate words whenever they are adjectives put before a noun, like a five-year-old boy, but not if the boy is five years old.
secondly, the main usage of the endash (–) is actually for ranges. when it is a replacement for "to", like the years 2012–2015 for example, or the time 1:30–5:30, you should be using the endash with no spaces before and after.
moving on to emdashes (—)! they can also be represented by two hyphens (--). so when you break up a sentence like this—to talk about extra information and whatnot—you either use the emdash (—) with no spaces before and after it as shown above, or the endash (–) with spaces. the hyphen should not be used at all in this context.
"and if you're interrupting someone—"
"—or if you're—if you're stammering and repeating words, you should be using the emdash as well."
speaking of which, you can interrupt dialogue with action (without a speech verb like 'said') like this:
"you did all this"—she gestures around her—"for me? 🥺"
there is no occasion in which you should have a space after an endash or before it.
and that concludes my mini ted talk. thank you for coming
#user: gossippool 😝#i've noticed that not many people use these correctly which i cannot blame them for because i only read up on this like last year#but yeah. i fucking love emdashes#if you ever want me to mansplain anything grammar or language related i literally will don't even test me#i hold in the urge to correct grammar about 15 times a day#what do i even tag this as#writing#punctuation
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Tickling you, but every time you try to cover your spot, saying "Nuh uh", grabbing your hand, slowing moving them away before going back to tickling you.
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It feels extremely silly that only today did I realize that pantry and panadería are slightly similar-sounding for a reason >_>
(The English word pantry is one of the many, many common modern English words derived from Anglo-French: in this case, panetrie, from Old French paneterie, "bread room" ... Spanish panadería also has a complex etymology, but all are related to Latin panis, "bread.")
#anghraine babbles#deep blogging#linguistic stuff#saw a post that was very aggressively going on about how english is GERMANIC (true) and has germanic words in it too!!! (duh)#and the whole discussion ended up arguing that the existence of common germanic words means the many common latinate ones don't count#as 'true english' or whatever and also all languages have borrowings on the level of french-derived vocab in english (not true!)#and it's only lexical and the english grammar is still fundamentally what it was (not true at all actually though not mainly bc of french)#like. sorry that the existence of 'cat' in english implies to you that 'animal' is not a real english word!#don't know why the entirely true statement that 'english is fundamentally germanic' always seems to devolve into nativist bullshit#but damn does it ever.#people are fixated on the vastly oversimplified 'french derived = elitist prestige register from foreigners; germanic = common real speech'#in reality normal everyday english chatter constantly and necessarily includes plenty of french-derived words (often unrecognized)#like pantry! the longer any english document or speech goes without any french- or latin-based words#the more ridiculously and artificially childish it sounds#esp given that some /ultimately/ germanic words in english came into it not from old english but via medieval or anglo-french#often taken from old norse. so 'germanic' real talk from real folk vs dastardly french corruption can be even more complicated#than the obvious xenophobic nonsense motivating the whole anglish thing#even my guy (and known old english lover & french hater) jrr tolkien could only /minimize/ the french-based vocab in lotr#if he'd gotten rid of it altogether he'd sound like he was writing for four-year-olds#english#anglish hate blog#okay for the tags:#anghraine rants
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the "speak english" requests are annoying enough but speak french???? to a member who notoriously does Not in fact speak french??? okay 💀
#should take a page out of channie's book and double down talking for the entire live in korean. just because.#if you don't understand him either a) wait patiently for a fan account to translate it and thank them#or b) open a grammar book or duolingo or lingodeer or whatever and see what you can learn#they're not some circus monkeys switching languages whenever you demand them not even ask politely come on 😭😭😭
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Let's talk about genocide Starlo
... because on one hand, I understand where the devs were coming from. They wanted to highlight that Star was not the cool, badass sheriff he'd love to be. Some pointed out how, realistically, he couldn't have defeated Clover and especially delivered the final blow (he does it in pacifist/neutral bc hes in the worst possible headspace). Star is a big softie and a "naive fool," lets be real. But still, there is one more thing that he is: caring.
He cares about the town, toursits, especially his friends. It's been shown over and over and OVER again. And i'm sure as hell disappointed he didn't bring a real gun. Yeah, he was always aware this was all play pretend, but just for a few minutes, this man should have tried to be the sheriff he never got the chance to be before.
For the sake of everyone. For the sake of justice.
I'm not even asking for an epic battle. I'm asking for a battle that wouldn't even be close to Undyne's in UT's geno. But it would be Starlo's battle. A battle he was robbed of for the sake of Ceroba getting the spotlight.. for the 2nd time. Because this dude is clearly seen as a joke by the devs. I'll ask:
Why ceroba AGAIN? she shone in pacifist, while Star was always more of a comic relief and its depressing. Especially since the genocide route ties too well with a twisted image of justice. Star values it as much as Clover, but here he could have been the hero of justice. I just have to say....
STARLO IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BATTLE MODE IN GENOCIDE WE WERE ROBBED HES LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT TO MONSTER KID OR METTATON NEO i'm not sure BUT EVEN MK GOT A BATTLE MODE. METTATON NEO ALSO GOT A BATTLE MODE. EVERYONE GOT A BATTLE MODE EXCEPT STARLO
He should have said... "I may not be a real sheriff by title, but my soul will deliver justice!" Or smth Then just like during the Asgore fight, he'd almost be dead, ceroba arrives, tries to protect star, gets shot by Clover, they say goodbye to each other, then, before he is about to get shot too starlo says smth like genocide undyne and that's how he goes out.
Even better, he, without thinking, throws his hat on the ground (bc he metaphorically no longer wants to admire or associate himself with humans, ever again), seeing his bff die in front of him and goes either: "I don't care if you make fun. This isn't about being cool anymore. This is about my town, my friends. This is about JUSTICE." or "No... I won't fight you/deliver justice as North Star." *pause* "I'll do it as Starlo." and the dork then just stares at clover (There'd be a "laugh" option if Clover decides to act because, well, they see him for the nerd he is) but he's DETERMINED and at this point it doesn't even matter if he's not skilled, he'd do something he hadn't done in years just for the sake of saving his remaining friends, family, and other potential victims: Starlo would fight AS HIMSELF.
But maybe he wouldn't even fight after he takes his hat off. maybe he'd try to explain to Clover violence isn't the answer like Martlet, because that's something the real him would do. He'd drop the hat, drop the gun, drop the belief that he's a badass, and instead accept that he was, and always will be, a big ol' softie. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Point is, would he actually kill clover? hell no. That would be ooc (now that I think about it, why wouldn't he, when he is able to do it in other 2 routes? And he COULD have done it in flawed pacifist? His whole world and identity crashing down and losing all his friends is terrible, losing his bff to a human he trusted and to whom he gave a gun is also terrible, but so is letting a genocidal maniac continue killing)
But he'd die knowing two things:
1)he had tried to be a real, dignified sheriff, and failed (bc he died, not bc he didn't try. In canon, he doesn't even try and THAT'S SO UNLIKE HIM especially considering the situation)
2)in his final moments, he finally became himself again
and that.. that would have been so much more satisfying than what we got.
#uty#undertale yellow#starlo uty#uty starlo#i wont even check the grammar this time#im really mad rn#like i get what they were going for but#star deserved this fight#why is he treated like a joke all the time#Imagine if he canonically had something of substance to say to clover#even axis threw at us an important piece of lore before he was blown up#dalv too
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