#what even is my brain

[kaidynsarell]

Unpopular Opinion time: Sebastian

* Also Spoilers!*

And TW: long, rambling, possibly incoherent thoughts. Because there are too many of them in my brain 😅

Okay, maybe it’s not actually an unpopular opinion. Im not actually sure. Buuuut….

I absolutely love that Sebastian gets SO mad when we tell him about Lodgok.

Now, before anyone says anything….

I have reasons.

1. His reaction 100% makes sense for his character. I’m not saying his views aren’t problematic. They definitely are. Boy needs some lessons. But we also have to remember literally every interaction we have seen or heard of Sebastian having with a goblin has been completely negative. Goblins cursed Anne (It was Rookwood, but Seb doesn’t know that), Sebastian and MC are attacked by goblins multiple times, Goblins raid Feldcroft and nearby hamlets, AND a Goblin tries to kill Anne with an Axe in front of Sebastian. For him to have reacted to MC working with a Goblin in any other way would have felt disingenuous.

2. You could argue that he’s only angry because he cares about Anne, but I think you could also argue that In his own dumb 15-year-old boy way, he’s worried about MC, too. As stated previously, every interaction he’s had with Goblins has been negative. This kid is stressed to the nines, and now his new friend (MC) is galavanting off with some Goblin. Of course, he’s going to react negatively. In Sebastian’s mind, we’re doing something stupid and dangerous, and he’s scared. His reaction is definitely painful, but it’s also human. People don’t always react appropriately or how we’d like them too in those situations. Plus, like I said….. He’s a dumb boy

3. Let’s also not forget that since losing his parents. Sebastian has been taught, (via Solomon’s example) to react to things he fears/doesn’t understand with anger and hostility. Which is exactly what he does.

Look,I’m not saying I don’t want to drop kick him sometimes.

But…there’s just a special little place in my heart for our moody angsty little Seb. 💚🐍

*also if you actually made it through that. Thank You and I’m sorry. I hope your brain is okay after that….😬

[erikahammerschmidt]

q: why does going to Jupiter make you more stupider?

a: because it is impossible to remain intelligent when your body and brain have been subjected to 630-degree heat and an atmosphere of ammonia

q: why does going to mars get you more candy bars

a. because Mars is literally a chocolate manufacturing company. you've been to Jupiter haven't you.

[marauderingpaige]

I don't know why my mind is the way it is, and to be quite honest with you I don't want to know why it is the way it is. However, I was just listening to Daydreaming by Harry Styles, and for some reason all I could think about was...

Okay, so you know when Cuddy has that operation and she dreams House singing Get Happy, right?

All I could envision whilst listening to Daydreaming by Harry Styles was Wilson dreaming House singing that to him when he is having a chunk of his liver removed. And then all of the possible ramifications of what could happen afterwards, especially when they get a bloody apartment together, for themselves, and...

Okay, I think I need to turn my brain off for a little while. Thanks for coming. I hope you are having a wonderful day! xx

[sirithesilly]

i randomly thought of the mordetwi meme as chargersock please

[lindira]

Sooo… Remember when I said I wrote lyrics for a song that Envy wrote for Astarion? I’ve made up some music to go with it. And now I’m playing with GarageBand on my phone?? I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel a bit cringe for writing music for my pretend character and their pretend boyfriend but here we are.

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I can't sleep, so of course my brain is shouting about a crackfic premise:

The Supreme Court is hearing whether or not Steve Rogers can run for president of the USA. The Constitution states you need to be 35 years old to run. He's only 32 in terms of years awake and functionally alive, but his birth certificate says he's 98.

It was a state Attorney General that argued he couldn't run. A judge ruled he could. That judge got overturned on appeal.

Meanwhile Steve didn't even want to run in the first place, but now he wants to win because if he loses there are potential impacts for people who have experienced comas having that time discounted from their ages.

[hellameyers]

Help me. I have 2 WIPs on Ao3 but I'm only motivated to write a new one.

I just hope this will be a one shot I can get out of my system so I can write something else that needs an update.

[juletheghoul]

It’s so wild that a red shirt, an overcoat and those thighs can inspire a whole ass au, and basically hijack my weekend.

[machtaholic]

I currently have "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne stuck in my head and can't help but picture Eddie sitting there watching Steve dating yet another 'not good enough for him' girl and angrily wishing he was Steve’s 'girlfriend' ... what even is my brain?

[xmermaidskullx]

Remember that one time where I was really feeling the 3rd movement of moonlight Sanata, and suddenly BOOM art block be gone, motivation coursing through my caffeinated veins! Immediately after finishing i was once again blocked ☠️😤

[starshipblueberry]

Last night I had a dream that someone sent me a bunch of lilies in a pretty vase. And then at night a whole bunch of baby rubber boas slithered out of them. And imm all wtf, who sent me a shit ton of snakes?

And it was Hank Green. Just cuz.

And I was trying to film a reaction tic tok (which irl i do not know how to do) and my kids would not stop interrupting me.

And there were snakes. Everywhere.

[littlefoxgw2]

me making Sunrise: slow. tedious. toil and pain.

me making Frostfang: slow. painful. more trouble than it's worth.

me making Astralaria which will undoubtedly take way more time and effort than either of the other two: fun! joyful! happy times! love it!!

me making Kudzu: I don't even want this bow, I just want the garden.

[apowersodivine]

This is what is up with me cleaning out my likes hahaha. Some stuff will forever stay but as I watch stuff I unlike and reblog things. I should have kept up with the "to watch" tag but oh well.

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[kayt42]

Me: making french toast sticks in the microwave My brain: "Into the Nuclear Centrifuge with you". Me: ........wtf brain.

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)