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Happy New Year, my loves! I am wishing you all the very best for 2025, you all deserve it so much. Thank you all for your kindness and support in 2024. It means the world to me, and so do each and every one of you. You are all phenomenal, and I hope you have the most wonderful day/week/month/year. Sending you all so much love, and hugs, and positive vibes. I love you. I am proud of you. I believe in you. xx

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i squeal "oh my lovely pretty boy" at the screen and its just a 40 year old man in a suit punching his best friend

the 'should i really do this, i love him but should i punch him' thoughts behind those big brown eyes

and then the 'oh fuck it i wont get another chance to do this'

finally the 'ohshitthishurts'

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Ok but fact Cuddy cannonically dreamed House and Wilson would get married and raise her kid together if she ever died-

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my favorite 12 year-old boys

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mfs act like they broke up and they actually kinda did???

breaking up without actual relationship hits the hardest, I guess

(and can we just focus for a moment on Wilson's puppy eyes I can't)

nah bc what the hell, is this shit even "you want to move on from me" like WHAT

gay people can't say I love you they always have to pull some shit like spying on u, invading your privacy and then knocking at the door and first thing about they ask is cancer which is not cancer

and yeah sitting at the floor of your "ex" best friend, office and sadly staring into a distance is also very straight thing to do

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I love my wife and his stupid diabetic cat

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House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

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this specific expression Wilson makes whenever House is talking and accidentally admits to something deeply distressing is so funny. psychiatrist stare

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i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them

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happy house-anniversary, for those who celebrate

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shout out to the 1000 yard stare wilson does when he's desperately trying not to laugh at something house did in case it encourages him

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there's a specific type of house cuddy and wilson scene where two of them are flirting and the third one is standing off to the side staring so hard that they're about to set on fire out of jealousy

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if you ask a normal person, the plot of House is about a narcissistic doctor who gets into silly hijinks while destroying the lives of everyone around him. If you ask a gay person, House is about him and his best friend playing the world's most casual game of gay chicken and they are both losing HARD

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eat him alive <3

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NEW STILLS JUST DROPPED??!!??? THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

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Wilson is the kid that teachers make the unruly kid (House) sit next to as a "good influence" but then it turns out he's as bad as the unruly kid, just quieter about it