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I'm rewatching this week's Game Changer, and I love that Jacob was iintroduced as "the reason for the season"
like yeah. yeah, he is. he's the reason you're doing this whole show, and we love both him and you for it.
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I didnât know fondue was a thing outside USAâstupid but i thought it was like, fake cheese that we would melt to dip tiny weenies in. Looked it up and found out itâs Swissâso probably more people than I realized enjoy it! I would love to try a fondue of local cheese, but thatâs not easy to come by where i live. Enjoy yours!
I'm sorry but I am so morally disoriented by the concept of 'fake cheese' that I have trouble focusing on any other aspect of your message. What is fake cheese?? You say that like it's a perfectly understandable and emotionally neutral combination of words. I feel like I've just been handed a koan.
Then you add the phrase âtiny weenies" like it's the logical next step rather than a new psychological event. From my (very French) perspective the sentence "fake cheese to dip tiny weenies in" sounds like such a unique cultural artefact in itself, like a linguistic diorama to be displayed in a vitrine. This is not meant as a negative judgment of you or your country! just my earnest ethnographic confusion as I try to grapple with the concept of "tiny weenies" from a place of "fake cheese" trauma...
I had no idea fondue was seen this way in the USâI thought we (as a species) had a collective working definition of it, a sort of global consensus like the commutative property of addition, so the idea that in some corners of the world "fondue" means âfake cheese to dip tiny weenies inâ has made me remember that you can just flay language off reality like skin. There's also a non-zero chance for this phrase to have activated a sleeper agent in Lausanne and authorised targeted elimination under the AcadĂ©mie Françaiseâs emergency powers.
The concept of fondue now feels violently theoretical but I wish you many delicious ones in the future though :) You have politely disintegrated a couple of foundational concepts I'd never realised I relied on, which is always enriching. I won't recover, but thank you for sending this!
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immensely grateful for the fact that my body can process gluten because I just made brioche for the first time and it is beyond heavenly
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they need to invent exercise for people who cannot be made to feel too aware of their own body without having some sort of minor episode
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favourite type of crossover is 100% same actor crossovers where the author merges the two worlds together and the two characters who are portrayed by the same actor end up being the same character in two worlds which collide
#turns out the guy who played Quark in DS9#also voice acted Andrew Ryan in Bioshock#there are 2 crosdovers on ao3 that i need to check out tomorrow
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Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them
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Please listen to The Adventure Zone Ethersea weâve got religious trauma weâve got blinkshark-punching lesbians weâve got mind control weâve got a guy made of coral whoâs like ten days old and only knows âmake friendâ and âshoot crossbowâ weâve got incredibly poignant storylines about the irrevocable loss of the world as we knew it and the struggle to rebuild while the rich and the conmen continue to loot societyâs corpse, weâve got wealthy fucks and politicians getting murdered, weâve got wretched coworkers who canât decide if they want to be friends or punch each otherâs teeth out bc only one of them knows what a friend is and sheâs not especially great at it, weâve got character arcs about figuring out who you are when youâve lost the thing that was supposed to define you, weâve got deep sea horrors and weird magicks, seriously please this arc is so so good I promise
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I have no overarching idea for what I want to do with this site skin, but I learned how to do a cool thing with buttons. Is this anything?
this is literally the only thing I've got going on in this skin so far so suggestions welcome đ
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Finally finished this cross-stitch for my sister's birthday next month.
Idk what I did to mess up the letters so they're too far to the right, but I think it still looks good
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watching 20 year old tv shows is all fun and games until you realize how far weâve backslid on certain social issues
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So turns out that workplace reorganizations give me panic attacks now. Great.
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finally made myself a mug
the quote's from @marypsue

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I designed a tour poster for the McElroys! and Brennan Lee Mulligan!
This was honestly so much fun, I tried to hide as many Easter eggs as I could in here!
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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