#what else has this.

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for killing my brother while trying to kill my father, and being somewhat controlling in the hivemind I was in?

🤡🍦 (so I can find this again)

PLEASE let me explain. I am sorta beating myself up about it in retrospect, but we had a good reason at the time.

I(???F)'ve been in an underground bunker with my fellow animatronics for an indeterminate amount of time, ever since my restaurant opened, a little girl came up to me, and something happened that I didn't know for a while. (I'll get to it.) Since then we've been in this bunker, and this guy who's in charge of the building and us, I'll call him V for now, has been doing experiments on us, and if we step out of line, we get controlled shocks. Recently we've been fighting back more, against both him and the technicians that show up sometimes, and he vanished for a month, before who we thought was him came back (I'll call him M).

We decided we needed to leave- we've gotten out before, but he and the people helping him always capture us again. Animatronics roaming around draws attention, after all. But we realized we could leave if we looked like a human. So- and I must give a content warning for gore here- we fused ourselves together, scooped out M's insides, and we effectively used him as a skinsuit. (End content warning.) This lasted about a week, before he ejected us out of his body. I don't know if he's alive, probably not.

That part I believed (and still sorta do believe) was a little justified. We believed he was V, who kept hurting us. We felt like we were his guinea pigs for his experiments. I don't fully think it was justified anymore, due to information I'll get to, but the point is we didn't want to be hurt anymore. We just wanted to be free. And now we were! We'd gotten out of the building, we were together, and we had killed the person we felt was hurting us.

But that didn't last forever, and here's what I may be the asshole. When we were fused together, I felt... reckless. I felt like I should've been the one in charge- after all, I led M to his death in the first place. I was in most charge of that whole operation. This led to me being really controlling to the others. They didn't like this, and eventually kicked me out of the hivemind. I don't know where they are now. I'm honestly still mad at them for that- I know why they did it, and I know I was being a little bit shitty there, but I'm still mad.

In the time between getting ejected and now, I went to repair myself, and I've come to remember a lot of stuff, and realize three things.

That little girl I mentioned earlier? That's me. She became me. I'm a ghost, possessing this animatronic.

V is my father.

M is my big brother.

This was kinda a horrible thing for me to have to face. Not just the fact that I'm dead, it's mainly the guilt of trying to kill my dad and ending up killing my brother. Wherever my father is right now, there's no way he's not disappointed, or angry.

Not to mention I had a good relationship with my brother! He became a sort of safe spot for me after... let's just call them "extremely traumatic events." He loved me, he probably went down there to find me. And I just... killed him.

So TLDR: We tried to kill someone who we thought was someone hurting us, turns out the guy we killed was my brother and the guy we WANTED to kill was my dad. I do still feel the murders were at least a little justified, honestly? We were trapped, and wanted to be free. But we did still do murder. AITA?

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[redpapercraness]

to lose you

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

[hinamie]

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[taimanzano]

Megatronus Prime, Prima Prime.

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(al final)

[still-in-a-party-hat]

man we are really so lucky that it was misha collins who was cast to play the gay angel.. and not just because he made the angel gay but literally this man is the most unhinged person that could have walked onto the cw spn set and they literally couldn’t get rid of him

[safaridays]

“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

[henrykudhirai]

s1 doctor who (2005) is so special to me. they had the budget of a potato. a dustbin eats a guy and burps in the pilot. it only really picks up around ep 5. nine in his jacket. rose in her peak dumbass era. the special effects that are just so bad so awful so terrible. the introduction of captain jack harkness the world was never the same. are you my mummy? what do you mean the time lords are dead doctor what the fuck do you mean you killed them all. bad wolf? bad wolf? fucking iconic.

[cup-o-stars]

The Scoliosis Brothers.

I have like two longer comics that will get done who knows when, but they aren't half as funny tbh. Corazon being unreasonably sensitive and petty about Doflamingo is my bread and butter I think.

[mobius-m-mobius]

#there are two types of actors 😂💖