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I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road
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Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.
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!!! CONTROVERSIAL OPINION INCOMING … WATCH OUT !!!
There could be trees on the moon and we just can’t see them with our telescopes. After all, how many telescopes were designed to look at trees?
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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
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