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ven-ugh · 10 months

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Babies at a boring conference

#what did he say😳#everyone at the conference had played rock paper scissors and the loser got the other seat next to Artemis #artemis fowl #holly short #hartemis

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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rate the outfit

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #yakuza series #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza 2 #daigo dojima #snap sketches #see i did it i told you i'd do it #pov: you are at hot topic and trying to find something (he does not work there don't ask him)#segway section into something toally unrelated to people who do not frequent my blog :)#everyone else go away. unless you wanna keep reading 😳#i watched Not Quite Dead Yet while i was finishing a comm and WHAT a movie #it made me want to call my dad so you know it was good 😭#IT WAS CUTE THO FR i really loved how all th details of the movie tied in in the later sections #like the password being nanase's name but through the period table's numbers... stop that was cute #feels weird to say that as a highlight but i genuinely thought it was cute 😔#im not gonna lie tho when nanase was lookin through her dad's phone brother was emo #i think a lot about what would happen when people i love die and i always think of doing that.. like still texting them.. and whatever..#lemme move on from the somber moment thojVAERLKVA PLEASE when her dad was in the afterlife tho #HER MOM WAS SO CUTE both like. physically and just personality wise #we saw her for ten minutes and i have also fallen in love with her idc #they had to game end her cause they knew if we got to see any more scenes with her and kei i'd start crying i KNOW they'd be cute together #together more than what we got to see anyway... we know what i mean...#THE ENDING SHOT WAS ESP SO CUTE STOPPPP kinda creepy with her just. In Limbo but then she just. DEATH !! 👆#nanase's song to her dad at the funeral had me :(( too im so weak for dads and their kids reconciling/having a nice relationship stop #big L for her not signing up for a record label tho idc like OK its sweet she's working with her dad BUT CMONNNNN #you can do both queen.... i would prefer you do it alone cause Kid Falls In Line always makes me want to chew glass #BUT i will excuse it this time.. i repeat for The End Shot that was cute and the rest of the movie was lovely so ill let it slide #final note before i use up all my tags again i loved her concert outfit 😔give me them bracelets girl i cant find any

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dahldahlbills · 2 years

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would you watch their ghost hunting show?

inspired by this thread :D

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #okkotsu yuuta #inumaki toge #inuokko #ottoge #inumaki x okkotsu #Their dynamic would be v similar to early buzzfeed unsolved Shane and Ryan #expect yuuta is so whipped for toge that he just goes along with everything despite his fear #*except #also toge would absolutely insult ghosts like shane but since he can’t directly say it he’d have yuuta say it all for him #‘inumaki-kun we can’t say that to them 😳’ but yuuta stutters his way through the most heinous insults anyway bc it’s toge #anyway did you know that I love them dearly #they are so important to me #I haven’t been able to get this au out of my head #and maybe it’s bc of spoopy time but it’s truly giving me life rn #okay but what if I made sk8 ghost hunters next 😳#dahls art #id in alt text

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cherry-bomb-ships · 4 months

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ALSO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IN THE PPG MOVIE WHEN MOJO'S HOLDING THE PROFESSOR HOSTAGE AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK TO FORCE THE GIRLS TO BACK OFF..... AND HE LETS OUT THIS SLOW DEEP FUCKIN "That's better" LIKE. SIR???? CAN WE NOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING

#YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA POST THE CLIP TOMORROW IF IM STILL FEELING AS BRAVE AS I AM RIGHT NOW CUZ HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT #WHYYYYYYY DID HE HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT IM. IM GGGJRBRVSBXNSHFHCG F U C K 😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖#THEY MADE HIM A SILLY VILLAIN HALF THE TIME CUZ IF HE WAS DOING LEGIT THREATENING EVIL HOT GIRL SHIT LIKE THAT ID DIE #YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM ME. THE FEW MOMENTS WE DO HAVE MAKE ME LOSE MY GOTDAMN MIIIIIIIIND UGH. UGH. UGH. UGH #DOWN BAD DOWN ATROCIOUS I NEED TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A HOSPITAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW 😳😳😳😳😳😳#ok. goodnight :]#i needed to get that out or i never woulda slept HRNRJRRHRH 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖#ruby rambles #💜: loving you's a felony

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bitchybylershipper · 1 day

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i accidentally gave myself a black eye like two days ago and it looked really bad today like yesterday no one really asked any questions but today it was like identical to the shade of my hair (my hair is purple) and it kinda hurts but its mostly just uncomfy but its absolutely worth it to see peoples reactions to seeing it for instance friends and classmates and teachers etc

#it has varied from very calmly pointing at my face and saying in a disproportionately loud voice “who did you fight”#to “awwWWWW WHO HIT YOU :((((((”#to an earth shattering stutter gasp (you know the one)#to “OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE”#to just “😳”#and then when i told one of my bandmates the story he goes #“oh something like that happened to me one time i was at matias's house and i caught a ball like this-”#and then he completely folded over like he was hiking a football #“-and then i fell on my head and gave myself a concusion”#and i was like kai you idiot ily also that is not at all similar to what happened to me

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citriarchive · 6 months

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i think nithvinn should go on archery dates. what au is this intended for? yes.

#; the citrus speaks #; healing hands #i am spinning my irritation into a positive and it's that i think this would be cute #what is love if not splitting arrows #does nithral already Archery in modAU?#DO THEY EVER JUST ACCIDENTALLY GO TO THE SAME RANGE AND DO THE SPIDERMAN POINTING MEME #LIKE THEY JUST STUMBLE UPON EACH OTHER BEFORE YAEVINN MOVES IN WITH NITHRAL AND THEY'RE LIKE WAIT A FUCKING SECOND #anyway im being a lil silly #i just started thinking about nithral and yaevinn doing archery things #honestly some of my favorite nithvinn/pre-nithvinn moments are them splitting arrows #one of my favorites is them splitting an arrow in an apple and yaevinn being like “y'know i feel like this is a pattern” and nithral just-#-being like “well I wasn't gonna say it but” and yaevinn being like “.///. oh”#but also one of the first times (maybe?) nithral did split yaevinn's arrow and yaevinn pretty much went “OH NO HE'S HOT”#god i love them #also back muscles appreciation post #like do they see each other's back muscles and just go “😳”#not even just in modAU but in canon too lmfao #GOD wait and if they DO find each other at an archery range by accident in modAU does that also apply to their soulmate AU #okay okay okay sorry im thinking a lot about this #; lemon's inane ramblings

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nari-writes · 1 year

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"Kon, are you- oh. Hm."

The sixteen-year-old version of his boyfriend blinks at him with terrified doe eyes from the bed, and Tim purses his lips. "So that's today, huh? Alright. Kon, I'm making pancakes. This is a Tango-Foxtrot situation, and I'm sorry but we had to change your codes a few times since you were sixteen and I don't remember where you are on the personal timeline to get it right the first time."

"-why'd we have to change my codes?"

(You died, Tim thinks, you died and the next time I heard you say 'to die would be an awfully big adventure' I couldn't look at you for a month.)

"You never told me why," Tim says evenly, and it's not even a lie.

#unfinished fic snips #tango foxtrot situation stands for time fuckery #i like to think tim codes all of their Situations like that #with the phonetic alphabet #but it's the team's responsibility to say it Back #and they make them Weird so other people can't guess them easy #time loop = sierra golf delta aka stinking groundhog day #sometimes sierra golf delta bravo. stinking groundhog day bullshit #clones is November alpha #or: not again #timkon #nari is writing #ALSO i think the fun part of this is #kon: immediately suspicious because he KNOWS what tim does when he lies #kon: this is a november alpha situation. okay.#kon: :) wow of course Tim that's totally reasonable #tim: I'm so glad sixteen year old kon trusted me so much 😌#kon: planning how to escape #kon: also distracted bc they did a Really Good Job cloning tim and he's JUST figured out he wants to ask his normal tim on a date 😳#it's hard to be Kon rn #meanwhile adult!kon is hanging out in the tower with tim: haha this is great!! 🥰 hi!!! you're so litttleeee #kon: hi tim 🥰🥰🥰 <- hanging off him with no space #tim who knows he's been in love with kon for years <- is dying: hi kon #Kon is. a shit. he thinks it's SOOOO cute that the affection makes small!tim blush!!!#he can still make his tim blush but this is so easy!!!#cassie asks him how he got his costume to glitter and he's like oh bart invents it for us!!!#cassie: for us?? <- slightly afraid that he means it in a Romantic way bc she's just figured out she probably Only Likes Girls #and is she STILL unable to come up with the courage to break it off/come out/compulsory het stuff?#kon knowing exactly what she's thinking and trying not to interfere with the timeline but that's his BESTIE:#yeah!! im not telling you who it is but your *partner* thinks you look cute in glitter

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royallyprincesslilly · 8 months

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#😳#Who saw it coming?#Who is surprised?#Who is pissed?#Who is saying good for him?#Who else is wondering what major faux pas they did to have this move even pop up on the bingo card?#Has someone checked on Lew?#Has someone sent therapists to T #Has G been checked on?#I wanna know what his laat straw was #Is this even def confirmed?#Was it the team?#Was it the car?#Is T retiring and he wants to jump ship because he knows the direction things will turn without him?#Or just trying something different for what may be the last decade of his desire to race?#very interesting #I doubt it was money #Man has more than he knows what to do with lol #Also doubt it was a spur of the moment thing he has probably thought this over for months if not a year #So many theories #My sick ass can't even think straight #Is it a proven fact that we become mentally slower while sick?#Ive done and said some really slow shit the last near 2 weeks and I refuse to blame it on anything else but sickness #Like I really feel dumb #My agent asked me when to expect the edits we discussed and me with my whole chest said I guess you can expect them when you see my email 😮#My 16 year old forgot what a synonym was my ass said a spice 🤦🏽‍♀️#Wtf #send help #lewis hamilton

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 year

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Dude Mo seider was so turned on by those big dudes and loving feeling like a tiny delicate princess next to them.

🗣️🗣️🗣️

WELCOME TO MY THESIS

i like to call it fridge on (emotionally mini)fridge action wherein moritz seider, noted six four two hundred pound man, once described by roman josi as a “big guy”, frequently said to be giant and huge and etc etc etc by mickey redmond, is the Babiest Girl Alive. flirting and laughingly saying “oh nooo don’t get me ahaha stop” while being manhandled by several men!!! giggling uncontrollably comparing his legs to the size of other men’s arms!! making sure everybody knows how much bigger than him joe is!!! if the common theme of all these things just so happens to be making him feel small and delicate that’s just a coincidence he can’t be blamed for that, YOU’RE the one treating him like a perfect princess

#he’s emotionally a mini fridge bc. mini despite being a literal fridge of a man do we all understand the joke ok thank u for laughing 🫶#anon i’m kissing u on the mouth (with consent) btw. perfect phrase. perfect sentiment. no real notes that’s it exactly #everything about this man. everything to me.#i!!! simply think!!!!! we don’t babygirlify this man enough!!!! that’s my WIFE goddamnit!!! and i need her to get fucked nasty by big men!!!#do you know. do you know the Archive i have in my screenshots of gelinas/seider. like he Fucked That Man #it is peak big vet calling a younger guy ‘kid’ to convince himself he’s too young for him before he fucks him over a table text post vibes.#so i’m just SAYING with all the content that exists & the narrative they wrote in the literal detroit free press about each other 0 WORKS??#yes i know write the content you want to see in the world but re:every project ever. what if i can’t 🫴#liv in the replies #it is. i have it written down in SO MANY PLACES that i love joe being shorter than mo (by like. an inch lol) but mo being like ‘😳 oh my god’#‘joe you’re so BIG’ and yes this is because joey v comes back fucking RIPPED every summer & he’s a slutty lil italian boy who likes to show #off his tits. what are mo & i gonna do not look??? (joey v shirtless slutty cameo videos you are Everything to me. why did you film them)

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doodlechance · 11 months

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Erm.. was bored during class

#meat stick #fat piggy #what did he say???#woah piggy 😳

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silverselfshippingchaos · 11 months

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sleepy... (totally didn't stay up playing f.f8 because I have a crush)

#that's exactly what i did.#ash rambles 💚#i uh. may or may not have a massive crush on s.eifer a.lmasy #okay listen i know he's an asshole but #👉👈 what if we kissed?#i dont think he and ash get together until post-canon though. ash is one of the party members and is absolutely not interested in dating the #man she's fighting #... even if they used to be classmates and she secretly thought he was soooo handsome #post-canon though methinks they're a very loving couple. im not done with the game yet but i do think he'd try to be better #he may do questionable things but i know he's not a horrible guy. ash is very supportive of him!#... also she has secretly always wanted to get close to him so she can hold his gunblade.#f.f8 ash fights with two guns and is a massive weapon nerd so!! gunblade!!!! she thinks the concept is all ?? since it doesn't actually fire #but... whenever he wields it... she thinks it's the coolest thing ever #UGH I HATE HIM #(that is a lie. i have been talking about kissing him every single say since i caught feelings)#my humble apologies to my pals since i know i havent talked about anything else but 😳😳😳 he's handsome or whatever #stupid idiot s.eifer... i wanna kiss him sooo bad

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creatediana · 2 years

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A two-minute gesture drawing on newsprint paper in vine charcoal, done 11/02/2022

Heart in the corner I smudged immediately with my hand because I thought the model was cute

#you really can't tell from a gesture drawing what somebody looks like but he has pretty brown eyes #i have always liked brown eyes #felt embarrassed when i drew it but i was mostly finished getting the pose down and there were like 30 seconds left #for me to add more definition #i don't use my eraser at all during charcoal drawings which is why it's still there #he told me last week during a break that the drawing i was working on was good and i was like 🥺😟😳💗 even tho he says that to a buncha ppl #& he noticed i kept looking like my arm/shoulders were hurting so he taught me how to do fencing stretches #k anyway #drawing #art #gesture drawing #figure drawing #my drawing #visual art #charcoal #newsprint #2022 #college years #edit: wow did i say i didn't use my eraser during CHARCOAL drawings??? i meant GESTURE drawings but that's fairly standard #i prefer to do gesture drawings in just vine/willow charcoal sticks rather than a charcoal pencil etc.#I DO USE MY ERASER DURING CHARCOAL DRAWINGS DON'T BE ALARMED #subtractive drawing is my favorite drawing method. of course i use my eraser. i use and abuse it to a point of disgrace.

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cherry-bomb-ships · 3 months

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IM SORRY. RANT INCOMING BUT

THAT'S THE QUOTE FROM RANGO WHEN RATTLESNAKE JAKE IS ACTIVELY KILLING BEANS AND IN CONTEXT IT'S NOT ROMANTIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.

AND THIS IS TAGGED SHIP????? 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

#i might be overreacting a bit. BUT HOLY FUCK WHAT WHY #WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK TO USE THAT QUOTE IN A ROMANTIC CONTEXT.#literally the next thing jake says is “look into my eyes i want to see you die'' which. ok well actually thats pretty hot #BUT NOT IN THE WAY WHERE I WANT IT. JUST HOT TO WATCH #INCREDIBLY SCARY AND FUCKED OTHERWISE #idk i always have the idea that incorrect quotes are also imagining the characters in the same situation as the og context???#i guess out of context its???? okay?????#but also this seems like its getting both of their characters EXTREMELY WRONG 💀💀💀💀💀💀#first of all jamie's my husband and only loves me 💖💖💖💖💖💖#and second in one of the few universes where he isnt my hubby. if he did end up with venture they WOULD NOT HAVE SOME TSUNDERE SHIT GOING ON #i hate to say it but this reeeeeeeeks of straight people behavior 😭😭😭#like why does it always have to be the snarky asshole and the unwilling party who still falls for their ''''irresistible charm''''#sorry i just had to go on this little rant. hater behavior keeps me virile 😂😂😂😂#wait does that word mean what i think it does hang on..#........... IT DOES NOT IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE 😳😳😳😳😳😳 OK IT KEEPS ME STRONG THERE. BYE #ruby rambles #💜: love burning like the sun #💣🐷.fndm

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viovio · 2 years

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i don't think draco would have a gun. i also don't think he uses jawstrength. i think he could just drive a hand straight through you with little effort is all

#speak iza #dino PLEASEEE give us clues on how draco fights i love that little guy #cyborgs in general like ik the ones who regain intellectuallity don't go back to using claws and teeth #unless they wanna.#draco dodge and weave w grace he was off his game bc yknow. the everything #aaa idk what u call some fighting styles but he wouldnt use punches either. imagining draco sweeping you from under #yeaaa. awesome #and other than that imagining victor fighting WOO #😳. landing and. well watch bruno jjba vs oasis fight and youll get what i mean #also with a gun. watch jojo fights where theyre more physical instead of stands #just woaggggggg ahhhh #with the grace and brute of a spy. hed divekick and highkick a LOT is what im saying #why else did they leave the legs be after all? smiles

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lexcorecreations · 2 days

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I CAN’T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THIS. YOU’RE THE KIND OF GIRL THAT LIKES TO GET FUCKED WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND GETS EATEN ALIVE. MY MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU !

#of montreal #kevin barnes #false priest #skeletal lamping #georgie fruit #girl named hello #I LOVE THAT PART SO MUCH ITS RANDOM BUT KIND OF 😳😳#LIKE WHYD HE SAY THAT #i wish i wasnt a child when false priest tour was a thing Sighhhhhhh…#jus look up kevin barnes has sex with (people in) pig (costumes)#i dont know why the uploaders didntf specify that they were COSTUMES but yk. they are costumes. the titles are so scary though #thank you kevin barnes for inventing uh. actually no you probably didnt invent the unsuspected vorecuckhold ? idk what youd call that #ANYWAYS.#false priest good why did they hate it so bad when it came out. kills all the critics i think you just hate fun #its such a banger fr fr #like when you do mutilate comes on i transform into a transgender werewolf in real life Trust

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ai-dont-care · 20 days

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I'm reading the book my now boyfriend wrote and he said he made the main character aroace because he didn't want to write romance and he's annoyed that so many people (in the very small fandom so right now it's mostly just one guy) are shipping the main character with the antagonist BUT he also gave the main character a best friend and oh my god these bitches gay

#and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates)#mara brown #mara brown: white death #mb:wd #anyway he said i can and should blorbo post on tumblr dot com so it's my fandom now #petmara #<-is what the ship name is i have decided #what if you were a cop with a bubbling personality following in her sister's footprints #and i was a superhero with impulse control issues #and we we're fighting dino human hybrids 😳#also it doesn't say in the book she's aroace he just did not want to write romance he wanted to write dinosaurs #we are*

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