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Babies at a boring conference
#what did he say😳#everyone at the conference had played rock paper scissors and the loser got the other seat next to Artemis#artemis fowl#holly short#hartemis
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rate the outfit
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 2#yakuza series#yakuza kiwami 2#yakuza 2#daigo dojima#snap sketches#see i did it i told you i'd do it#pov: you are at hot topic and trying to find something (he does not work there don't ask him)#segway section into something toally unrelated to people who do not frequent my blog :)#everyone else go away. unless you wanna keep reading 😳#i watched Not Quite Dead Yet while i was finishing a comm and WHAT a movie#it made me want to call my dad so you know it was good 😭#IT WAS CUTE THO FR i really loved how all th details of the movie tied in in the later sections#like the password being nanase's name but through the period table's numbers... stop that was cute#feels weird to say that as a highlight but i genuinely thought it was cute 😔#im not gonna lie tho when nanase was lookin through her dad's phone brother was emo#i think a lot about what would happen when people i love die and i always think of doing that.. like still texting them.. and whatever..#lemme move on from the somber moment thojVAERLKVA PLEASE when her dad was in the afterlife tho#HER MOM WAS SO CUTE both like. physically and just personality wise#we saw her for ten minutes and i have also fallen in love with her idc#they had to game end her cause they knew if we got to see any more scenes with her and kei i'd start crying i KNOW they'd be cute together#together more than what we got to see anyway... we know what i mean...#THE ENDING SHOT WAS ESP SO CUTE STOPPPP kinda creepy with her just. In Limbo but then she just. DEATH !! 👆#nanase's song to her dad at the funeral had me :(( too im so weak for dads and their kids reconciling/having a nice relationship stop#big L for her not signing up for a record label tho idc like OK its sweet she's working with her dad BUT CMONNNNN#you can do both queen.... i would prefer you do it alone cause Kid Falls In Line always makes me want to chew glass#BUT i will excuse it this time.. i repeat for The End Shot that was cute and the rest of the movie was lovely so ill let it slide#final note before i use up all my tags again i loved her concert outfit 😔give me them bracelets girl i cant find any
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ALSO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IN THE PPG MOVIE WHEN MOJO'S HOLDING THE PROFESSOR HOSTAGE AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK TO FORCE THE GIRLS TO BACK OFF..... AND HE LETS OUT THIS SLOW DEEP FUCKIN "That's better" LIKE. SIR???? CAN WE NOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING
#YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA POST THE CLIP TOMORROW IF IM STILL FEELING AS BRAVE AS I AM RIGHT NOW CUZ HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT#WHYYYYYYY DID HE HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT IM. IM GGGJRBRVSBXNSHFHCG F U C K 😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖#THEY MADE HIM A SILLY VILLAIN HALF THE TIME CUZ IF HE WAS DOING LEGIT THREATENING EVIL HOT GIRL SHIT LIKE THAT ID DIE#YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM ME. THE FEW MOMENTS WE DO HAVE MAKE ME LOSE MY GOTDAMN MIIIIIIIIND UGH. UGH. UGH. UGH#DOWN BAD DOWN ATROCIOUS I NEED TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A HOSPITAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW 😳😳😳😳😳😳#ok. goodnight :]#i needed to get that out or i never woulda slept HRNRJRRHRH 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony
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i accidentally gave myself a black eye like two days ago and it looked really bad today like yesterday no one really asked any questions but today it was like identical to the shade of my hair (my hair is purple) and it kinda hurts but its mostly just uncomfy but its absolutely worth it to see peoples reactions to seeing it for instance friends and classmates and teachers etc
#it has varied from very calmly pointing at my face and saying in a disproportionately loud voice “who did you fight”#to “awwWWWW WHO HIT YOU :((((((”#to an earth shattering stutter gasp (you know the one)#to “OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE”#to just “😳”#and then when i told one of my bandmates the story he goes#“oh something like that happened to me one time i was at matias's house and i caught a ball like this-”#and then he completely folded over like he was hiking a football#“-and then i fell on my head and gave myself a concusion”#and i was like kai you idiot ily also that is not at all similar to what happened to me
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i think nithvinn should go on archery dates. what au is this intended for? yes.
#; the citrus speaks#; healing hands#i am spinning my irritation into a positive and it's that i think this would be cute#what is love if not splitting arrows#does nithral already Archery in modAU?#DO THEY EVER JUST ACCIDENTALLY GO TO THE SAME RANGE AND DO THE SPIDERMAN POINTING MEME#LIKE THEY JUST STUMBLE UPON EACH OTHER BEFORE YAEVINN MOVES IN WITH NITHRAL AND THEY'RE LIKE WAIT A FUCKING SECOND#anyway im being a lil silly#i just started thinking about nithral and yaevinn doing archery things#honestly some of my favorite nithvinn/pre-nithvinn moments are them splitting arrows#one of my favorites is them splitting an arrow in an apple and yaevinn being like “y'know i feel like this is a pattern” and nithral just-#-being like “well I wasn't gonna say it but” and yaevinn being like “.///. oh”#but also one of the first times (maybe?) nithral did split yaevinn's arrow and yaevinn pretty much went “OH NO HE'S HOT”#god i love them#also back muscles appreciation post#like do they see each other's back muscles and just go “😳”#not even just in modAU but in canon too lmfao#GOD wait and if they DO find each other at an archery range by accident in modAU does that also apply to their soulmate AU#okay okay okay sorry im thinking a lot about this#; lemon's inane ramblings
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Hello, shiratorizawa friend 🫵
Thoughts on tendou and semi as childhood best friends?
CUTE REALLY CUTE!!!!
i image that they would have lived near each other but wouldn't have interacted much until one day preschooler tendou just decided that they're friends now. and semi would have gone along with it the way kids usually do. and then just never stopped? that's his best friend now. why, you ask? more like why not? he always has been? he's fun to be around and he's always got your back.
i feel like both of them would have profited from it growing up, too. tendou would have had a friend when no one else wanted to play with him and semi would have had a person who stands out even more than he does. they would have been each other's safe havens through the judgemental middle school years <3
#a² (answered ask)#anon#🫵 hello back shiratorizawa friend#my first reaction was more like 😳 it's me i'm the shiratorizawa friend#delighted to be addressed as such#but back to the boys#so yes childhood friends!!! vv cute#though my favorite for them is definitely still 'met in high school'#just the 180 semi would have done over the first year HSDBS#from ''what the fuck is up with this guy'' to ''what the fuck did you just say about him?????????''#tendou fresh out of middle school and unsure what to expect#elementary and middle school volleyball clubs were both capital B Bad experiences#no friends no fun no nothing really#but semi?? even when he's clearly confused about everything tendou he's still willing to play with him from the get go#and he would have been willing to compliment tendou on things he did well too#so mentally tendou would have been like *puppy dog eyes* friend? friend????#and he would have started bothering semi more#and tendou is just so SILLY and WEIRD but also he constantly asks semi for his opinion on things#making semi feel like he is seen? like his opinion is wanted and appreciated even as a first year#and with semi being so big on self-expression that's super important to him#and before semi knows it that's HIS silly and weird person#anyways i went overboard with the tags#pspsps come back anon tell me about what you had in mind
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"Kon, are you- oh. Hm."
The sixteen-year-old version of his boyfriend blinks at him with terrified doe eyes from the bed, and Tim purses his lips. "So that's today, huh? Alright. Kon, I'm making pancakes. This is a Tango-Foxtrot situation, and I'm sorry but we had to change your codes a few times since you were sixteen and I don't remember where you are on the personal timeline to get it right the first time."
"-why'd we have to change my codes?"
(You died, Tim thinks, you died and the next time I heard you say 'to die would be an awfully big adventure' I couldn't look at you for a month.)
"You never told me why," Tim says evenly, and it's not even a lie.
#unfinished fic snips#tango foxtrot situation stands for time fuckery#i like to think tim codes all of their Situations like that#with the phonetic alphabet#but it's the team's responsibility to say it Back#and they make them Weird so other people can't guess them easy#time loop = sierra golf delta aka stinking groundhog day#sometimes sierra golf delta bravo. stinking groundhog day bullshit#clones is November alpha#or: not again#timkon#nari is writing#ALSO i think the fun part of this is#kon: immediately suspicious because he KNOWS what tim does when he lies#kon: this is a november alpha situation. okay.#kon: :) wow of course Tim that's totally reasonable#tim: I'm so glad sixteen year old kon trusted me so much 😌#kon: planning how to escape#kon: also distracted bc they did a Really Good Job cloning tim and he's JUST figured out he wants to ask his normal tim on a date 😳#it's hard to be Kon rn#meanwhile adult!kon is hanging out in the tower with tim: haha this is great!! 🥰 hi!!! you're so litttleeee#kon: hi tim 🥰🥰🥰 <- hanging off him with no space#tim who knows he's been in love with kon for years <- is dying: hi kon#Kon is. a shit. he thinks it's SOOOO cute that the affection makes small!tim blush!!!#he can still make his tim blush but this is so easy!!!#cassie asks him how he got his costume to glitter and he's like oh bart invents it for us!!!#cassie: for us?? <- slightly afraid that he means it in a Romantic way bc she's just figured out she probably Only Likes Girls#and is she STILL unable to come up with the courage to break it off/come out/compulsory het stuff?#kon knowing exactly what she's thinking and trying not to interfere with the timeline but that's his BESTIE:#yeah!! im not telling you who it is but your *partner* thinks you look cute in glitter
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I CAN’T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THIS. YOU’RE THE KIND OF GIRL THAT LIKES TO GET FUCKED WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND GETS EATEN ALIVE. MY MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU !
#of montreal#kevin barnes#false priest#skeletal lamping#georgie fruit#girl named hello#I LOVE THAT PART SO MUCH ITS RANDOM BUT KIND OF 😳😳#LIKE WHYD HE SAY THAT#i wish i wasnt a child when false priest tour was a thing Sighhhhhhh…#jus look up kevin barnes has sex with (people in) pig (costumes)#i dont know why the uploaders didntf specify that they were COSTUMES but yk. they are costumes. the titles are so scary though#thank you kevin barnes for inventing uh. actually no you probably didnt invent the unsuspected vorecuckhold ? idk what youd call that#ANYWAYS.#false priest good why did they hate it so bad when it came out. kills all the critics i think you just hate fun#its such a banger fr fr#like when you do mutilate comes on i transform into a transgender werewolf in real life Trust
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#😳#Who saw it coming?#Who is surprised?#Who is pissed?#Who is saying good for him?#Who else is wondering what major faux pas they did to have this move even pop up on the bingo card?#Has someone checked on Lew?#Has someone sent therapists to T#Has G been checked on?#I wanna know what his laat straw was#Is this even def confirmed?#Was it the team?#Was it the car?#Is T retiring and he wants to jump ship because he knows the direction things will turn without him?#Or just trying something different for what may be the last decade of his desire to race?#very interesting#I doubt it was money#Man has more than he knows what to do with lol#Also doubt it was a spur of the moment thing he has probably thought this over for months if not a year#So many theories#My sick ass can't even think straight#Is it a proven fact that we become mentally slower while sick?#Ive done and said some really slow shit the last near 2 weeks and I refuse to blame it on anything else but sickness#Like I really feel dumb#My agent asked me when to expect the edits we discussed and me with my whole chest said I guess you can expect them when you see my email 😮#My 16 year old forgot what a synonym was my ass said a spice 🤦🏽♀️#Wtf#send help#lewis hamilton
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Dude Mo seider was so turned on by those big dudes and loving feeling like a tiny delicate princess next to them.
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WELCOME TO MY THESIS
i like to call it fridge on (emotionally mini)fridge action wherein moritz seider, noted six four two hundred pound man, once described by roman josi as a “big guy”, frequently said to be giant and huge and etc etc etc by mickey redmond, is the Babiest Girl Alive. flirting and laughingly saying “oh nooo don’t get me ahaha stop” while being manhandled by several men!!! giggling uncontrollably comparing his legs to the size of other men’s arms!! making sure everybody knows how much bigger than him joe is!!! if the common theme of all these things just so happens to be making him feel small and delicate that’s just a coincidence he can’t be blamed for that, YOU’RE the one treating him like a perfect princess
#he’s emotionally a mini fridge bc. mini despite being a literal fridge of a man do we all understand the joke ok thank u for laughing 🫶#anon i’m kissing u on the mouth (with consent) btw. perfect phrase. perfect sentiment. no real notes that’s it exactly#everything about this man. everything to me.#i!!! simply think!!!!! we don’t babygirlify this man enough!!!! that’s my WIFE goddamnit!!! and i need her to get fucked nasty by big men!!!#do you know. do you know the Archive i have in my screenshots of gelinas/seider. like he Fucked That Man#it is peak big vet calling a younger guy ‘kid’ to convince himself he’s too young for him before he fucks him over a table text post vibes.#so i’m just SAYING with all the content that exists & the narrative they wrote in the literal detroit free press about each other 0 WORKS??#yes i know write the content you want to see in the world but re:every project ever. what if i can’t 🫴#liv in the replies#it is. i have it written down in SO MANY PLACES that i love joe being shorter than mo (by like. an inch lol) but mo being like ‘😳 oh my god’#‘joe you’re so BIG’ and yes this is because joey v comes back fucking RIPPED every summer & he’s a slutty lil italian boy who likes to show#off his tits. what are mo & i gonna do not look??? (joey v shirtless slutty cameo videos you are Everything to me. why did you film them)
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IM SORRY. RANT INCOMING BUT
THAT'S THE QUOTE FROM RANGO WHEN RATTLESNAKE JAKE IS ACTIVELY KILLING BEANS AND IN CONTEXT IT'S NOT ROMANTIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.
AND THIS IS TAGGED SHIP????? 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
#i might be overreacting a bit. BUT HOLY FUCK WHAT WHY#WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK TO USE THAT QUOTE IN A ROMANTIC CONTEXT.#literally the next thing jake says is “look into my eyes i want to see you die'' which. ok well actually thats pretty hot#BUT NOT IN THE WAY WHERE I WANT IT. JUST HOT TO WATCH#INCREDIBLY SCARY AND FUCKED OTHERWISE#idk i always have the idea that incorrect quotes are also imagining the characters in the same situation as the og context???#i guess out of context its???? okay?????#but also this seems like its getting both of their characters EXTREMELY WRONG 💀💀💀💀💀💀#first of all jamie's my husband and only loves me 💖💖💖💖💖💖#and second in one of the few universes where he isnt my hubby. if he did end up with venture they WOULD NOT HAVE SOME TSUNDERE SHIT GOING ON#i hate to say it but this reeeeeeeeks of straight people behavior 😭😭😭#like why does it always have to be the snarky asshole and the unwilling party who still falls for their ''''irresistible charm''''#sorry i just had to go on this little rant. hater behavior keeps me virile 😂😂😂😂#wait does that word mean what i think it does hang on..#........... IT DOES NOT IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE 😳😳😳😳😳😳 OK IT KEEPS ME STRONG THERE. BYE#ruby rambles#💜: love burning like the sun#💣🐷.fndm
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Erm.. was bored during class
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sleepy... (totally didn't stay up playing f.f8 because I have a crush)
#that's exactly what i did.#ash rambles 💚#i uh. may or may not have a massive crush on s.eifer a.lmasy#okay listen i know he's an asshole but#👉👈 what if we kissed?#i dont think he and ash get together until post-canon though. ash is one of the party members and is absolutely not interested in dating the#man she's fighting#... even if they used to be classmates and she secretly thought he was soooo handsome#post-canon though methinks they're a very loving couple. im not done with the game yet but i do think he'd try to be better#he may do questionable things but i know he's not a horrible guy. ash is very supportive of him!#... also she has secretly always wanted to get close to him so she can hold his gunblade.#f.f8 ash fights with two guns and is a massive weapon nerd so!! gunblade!!!! she thinks the concept is all ?? since it doesn't actually fire#but... whenever he wields it... she thinks it's the coolest thing ever#UGH I HATE HIM#(that is a lie. i have been talking about kissing him every single say since i caught feelings)#my humble apologies to my pals since i know i havent talked about anything else but 😳😳😳 he's handsome or whatever#stupid idiot s.eifer... i wanna kiss him sooo bad
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I'm reading the book my now boyfriend wrote and he said he made the main character aroace because he didn't want to write romance and he's annoyed that so many people (in the very small fandom so right now it's mostly just one guy) are shipping the main character with the antagonist BUT he also gave the main character a best friend and oh my god these bitches gay
#and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates)#mara brown#mara brown: white death#mb:wd#anyway he said i can and should blorbo post on tumblr dot com so it's my fandom now#petmara#<-is what the ship name is i have decided#what if you were a cop with a bubbling personality following in her sister's footprints#and i was a superhero with impulse control issues#and we we're fighting dino human hybrids 😳#also it doesn't say in the book she's aroace he just did not want to write romance he wanted to write dinosaurs#we are*
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people in the street who aren’t marching or whatever will laugh when you pass by for some reason like if the person wasn’t like fuck yeah and being like good job it’s either laughing or filming on their phones
#personal#one dude did get arrested ✊😔😔#also the energy was more violent with people this time?#like less yelling back but i heard more threats#when we were having a vigil for martyrs some dude came by screaming ISREAL ISREAL ISS#but he got drowned out really fast#on the walk back obviously we’re still chanting but i was on this escalator and this dude next to me#first one white boy blue polo khakis and glasses#but he’s standing next to me as we’re going down then he starts telling someone they can’t think for themselves and i’m gonna lose it#and i can’t tell if he’s talking about the marchers or like otherwise#but he starts saying he’s gonna beat the shit out of the next person and then the next chant starts so i’m like 😳 and start chanting#but i’m like don’t push me down and when we get off he starts getting in an argument with several people but i couldn’t see for long#and then at another turn police stopped like 4 hijabi women a few members stayed with them while the cops talked to them from what i saw#and this one chick was getting in this girls face like free palestine from what#and the girl was like i don’t want to talk to you so i walk over like is she bothering you a#and push her away telling her we don’t want to talk to her#so she starts hounding me so i just start screaming in her face and then she left#honestly a little embarrassed now but also it worked so#but turn out was huge i’d look in front of me and the group kept going on and i’d look behind me and the same
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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder
#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess
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🥚 eggvidenced Follow
honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh
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date posted: june 23, 2010
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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow
🌟 rockliker270 Follow
ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though
🧊 just--ice Follow
okay now they're just making lawyers up
#also didn't mvk die or something?
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🔥 triedbyfire Follow
why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder
🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow
so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit
🔥 triedbyfire Follow
are you gonna address the copaganda thing or
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🌻 attorneybout Follow
he's so. 😳
📂 trialanderror Follow
why is he defending
📂 trialanderror Follow
OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???
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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow
i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all
🥜 liberdeez Follow
op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.
🔐 wrightorwrong Follow
hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!
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#thanks again lawblr
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🍒 cherriescoola Follow
btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life
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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow
December 28, 2016
YES!!!
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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow
guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do
🔪 violencekilling Follow
you gotta let him rob you that's the law
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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow
look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name
💼 courtofwaw Follow
bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late
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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow
guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited
#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore
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🐺 lawnewolf Follow
i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs
🌈 lawsbian Follow
the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)
🐺 lawnewolf Follow
YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.
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🔮 inhighspirits Follow
why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy
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💞 lawveyourself Follow
seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree
💞 lawveyourself Follow
what do you mean evidence fraud
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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow
fuck you *unguilties your love*
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🎀 copiicat Follow
perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#average day on lawblr i think#'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh#but sometime after turnabout serenade.#'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh
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