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Those people incline towards sanctimonious clich茅 said it was the journey, not the destination, didn't they? They were wrong. It was all about the end.
Kate Atkinson, from Death at the Sign of the Rook
#clich茅#sanctimonious#hackneyed phrase#end#ending#what counts#agreed#journey#destination#quotes#lit#words#excerpts#quote#literature#kate atkinson#death at the sign of the rook
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When the wrong people leave your life,
all the right things begin to happen. 馃尯
It鈥檚 important to recognize those that feed your fire and help you blossom 馃尭
#definitely#important#people#humans#wisdom#actions matter#relationships#unity#support#good people#blossom#bloom#beautiful#cool#neon#flowers#what counts#let it go#inner peace#fire#feel good#growth#empowerment#life lessons#facts of life#life coaching#positive energy#energy#the cat and raven#crystal shop
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can a book or like a movie series be a special interest??
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I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic
#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#i don鈥檛 think this counts as spoilers#what the fuck was that#an allegory for gay sex I believe#this is so stupid
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fuck it I was persuaded to post
New Orleans Miku
#skip draws#vocaloid#I MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE HER JERSEY 01#also this one goes out to everyone thats been smacked in the head with a bag of beads#if you ride in parades and throw the whole bag count ur days#regional miku#international miku#what is this trend called fkfjfjfn#hatsune miku#new orleans
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don鈥檛 say it (I鈥檓 gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD
some things to look out for
1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it
2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you
3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.
5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.
6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.
7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.
7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.
fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.
thanks.
#'oh i was so stressed in the moment' thats what theyre counting on PLEASE dont do this you will lose so much money#sometimes money you dont even have#do you know how much overdraft your bank account comes with?#sometimes the answer is 15k fucking euros
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Does it ever drive you crazy...
...Just how fast the night changes?
聽Going out tonight, changes into something red//We're only getting older baby.
#Also Alexa play Accidentaly in Love by Counting Crows (from the Shrek 2 soundtrack).#So she said What's the problem baby? What's the problem? I don't know Well maybe I'm in love#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#Wade Wilson#wade x logan#logan howlett#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadverine#wolverpool#xmen origins: wolverine#xmen origins
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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!
#count on twilight to turn a simple kiss into debauchery 馃檮馃檮馃檮#get a load of THIS guy#this comic is what i was complaining about earlier btw LMAO#i spent like 10 times as long on drawing loid than i did yor and shes still slaying him i fear.#(in more ways than one)#spy x family#my art#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#sxf loid#sxf yor#this is the most debauched thing i have drawn i think.
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Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 馃槵
#yes fyodor literally called dazai by name a second ago what of it#WHY did he say it like that!! ''atsushi i'm going home to sleep come with me 馃槝'' WHAT#i don't even know if this should count as ship art it reads more like fyodor's obsession with dazai grasping at straws to bounce back#up next: fyodor's past flirting with natsume TRUST dazai was the also a bounceback bf#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd spoilers#bsd manga spoilers#bsd 119#bsd atsushi#bsd nakajima atsushi#bsd fyodor#bsd fyodor dostoyevsky#nawy's comics#i tried to get something out of this comic but i have so much trouble being funny these days i'm so dissatisfied with everything馃様
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(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)
(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)
#(i doubt any of these actually *originate* in the US i just mean what we have commonly culturally adopted)#not counting blessing a sneeze cause that would for sure win i think#poll#polls#tumblr poll#tumblr polls#superstitions#psychology#sociology
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If you feel it, chase it.
#sometimes you haven't made a gif in six months#and sometimes what gets you to open photoshop again is bts of the deleted twisters kiss#twisters#twisters 2024#kate carter#tyler owens#twisters bts#kate x tyler#mine#steven spielberg how could you do this to meeeee#nobody look at me or talk to me right now i am counting down the days until i can go and see this movie again
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i can't wait to be 30+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 40+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 50+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 60+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 70+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 80+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 90+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to look back on my life and know that i loved things deeply and passionately and was inspired to create and was part of communities with incredible people from all over the world brought together by the stories that touched us
#and still be mad at shithead executives for unfairly cancelling my pirate show#also imagine what my ao3 word count will be like. gonna be writing my little fics in the nursing home#sometimes when i get frustrated over my writing i have to remember that i've only been doing it for a little over a year#and not in my native language#there is still so much time and so much to learn and try and discover and explore and i am EXCITED#there is something so ancient and beautiful about humans being brought together by stories#storytelling is what humans have always done and will always do and what will always connect us#to our past to the future to each other#sorry for the 1 am ramblings#fandom#馃惌馃摀
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tsum events really are just the best, huh
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent#i-it still counts right#poor malleus tsum is having such a time#first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death#the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 馃槶#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days#i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances#(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens#i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever#and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster#twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks#i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum#he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it
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And people say Jason doesn鈥檛 think of Tim as his brother smh
#He says it right there!#What preceded it is irrelevant#they鈥檙e brothers your honor#dc comics#batfam#jason todd#tim drake#Comic is Task Force Z issue 8#this goes out to all the JayTim shippers that don't think it counts as incest#Epitome of sibling behavior too#My sister once launched me off the top bunk and nearly broke my ankle because I was too scared to jump#I was five but it ended up being a bad sprain so it鈥檚 all good
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honestly ladybug you鈥檙e lucky it wasn鈥檛 a musical
#what an insane episode. i have to go to sleep immediately#my art#ml#ml spoilers#ml representation#representation spoilers#ml season 5#ml season 5 spoilers#adrien agreste#ladybug#miraculous ladybug#felix fathom#ladrien#(?)#they鈥檙e sitting next to each other. i鈥檓 counting it
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