#wha- what the fuck???
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I was rewatching hbomberguys ROBLOX_OOF.mp3 to escape the horrors (as you do), when I noticed something.
Tommy Tallarico released at least two CDs with songs hbomberguy mentiones (because they contain music by Joey Kuras with tiny credits). Printed on the cover for The Terminator's soundtrack is Tommys name, Tommy V. Tallarico.
I wondered: what does the V stand for?
I remembered that Tommy signed a court document which hbomb also brought up.
The V in Tommy V. Tallarico stands for
ANDREW????
#.txt#hbomberguy#tommy tallarico#messiah oof#roblox oof#what's going on???#that can't be a typo#did he change his middle name?#wha- what the fuck???
801 notes
·
View notes
Text
"I'm so sorry"
#witch hat atelier#i look at this and i wonder how the fuck did i managed to color this what the fuck#wha fanart#fan art#qifrey#quifrey#olrugio#olruggio#orufrey#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#art
289 notes
·
View notes
Text
19 yr old Sanji* somehow meeting 40 yr old Zoro and finding out they have 5 kids together and have been married for like 15 years by that point—please it would be hilarious, 19!Sanji would faint and probably never wake up, the poor guy (not)
*specifically pre-skypiea because in my delusion they start their little affair at the end of that arc and officially get together after Wano 🤗❤️
#sanji to the twins: KIDS!? ME AND YOU!?#zoro: wait theres more /pulls out a picture of Sora/#sanji: what!?!? she has to be in her like 20s! theres no fucking way!#zoro: hold on /picks up hikoboshi and ichigo/#sanji: ARE THERE ANYMORE CHILDREN I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!?!?!?!?!?#zoro: nah i forced you to get a vasectomy lol#sanji: wha—VASECTOMY!?#one piece#one piece fankid#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#zosan#zoro x sanji
103 notes
·
View notes
Text
with context this page becomes so fucked up on many, many levels
#witch hat atelier#wha#witch hat atelier spoilers#qifrey#olruggio#olrufrey#the fucking horrifying situation that qifrey puts himself and his closest friend through#the irony of olruggio saying its best that secrets shouldn't be pushed after pushing qifrey about his secret#BUT HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ABOUT PUSHING QIFREY ABOUT HIS SECRET#BECAUSE QIFREY FUCKING MINDWIPED HIM ABOUT IT#QIFREY WHAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE I DON'T THINK REPEATEDLY GETTING YOUR MEMORY WIPED IS GOING TO DO GREAT THING#FOR YOUR BEST BUD'S PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH. DUDE.
330 notes
·
View notes
Text
LUCIFER!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS SO AMAZING I CANT STOP REWATCHING IT
#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin charlie#hazbin finale#ep8#Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer or the second.#I’m gonna fuck you#wha wut did I say#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer#Lucifer Hazbin finale#Lucifer Vs Adam scene#Adam#adam hazbin hotel#alex brightman#jeremy jordan
224 notes
·
View notes
Text
Flowing robes and pointy star hat are the wizards’ corduroy.
They cycle back into fashion every half century, and the older generations raise an incredulous eyebrow every time they see a new wave of young wizards breezing by while donning a galaxy cap, when they themselves clearly remember being called out for being unhip and nerdy when they wore it.
Long white beards are the wizard’s mullet. Its slightly altered every generation to fit the vibe, but still very popular
There’s a vague FOMO amongst elven wizards whenever they see shorter lived races swishing along with their long white beards.
#this is mostly about dnd critical role but applies to my general fantasy worldview as well#I really want to draw the blumentrio and essek wear the classic wizard outfit now#WHA absolutely knew what the fuck was up the fashion cooked so hard
45 notes
·
View notes
Photo
literally the craziest possible thing to say to your boy best friend
#HELLO????? GREGORY HOUSE. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?????#this is like if he looked at baby trapping and went 'too basic' and put it through a blender thats what this is.#literally what the fuck. first of all fucked up to tell your friend he has a kid and then hire a kid to play that kid#second of all wilson is going to forgive this so fast i can feel it in my bones#third of all the craziest thing he could have said. literally wha the fuck#wilson#house#hilson#house md#hatecrimes md#8x16 gut check
854 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me shaking Peter Jackson by the shoulders like a stuck vending machine: IF THEY'RE NOT GAY WHY EVERYTHING ELSE? WHY PETER? WHAT IS THAT?
#i have OPINIONS about the artistic choices in the hobbit movie#i just wome up from a bagginshield dream#and then laid there for like 20 minutes staring at the ceiling replaying all the events from the movie#like thorin right the middle of his gold madness gifts bilbo the second most valuable thing in the entire mountain#a fucking CHAINMAIL SHIRT OF MITHRIL#IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOLD MADNESS#and then what whas all that talk in the tunnels where they look at each other like they hung the moon????????#thorin the eagles??????????#HE WAS-??????????????#absolute madness from mr peter Jackson that's what I'm saying#and it's not like you can say 'oh but the book'#the book doesn't even have 1/10th of that whole homoerotic shit#lotr is full of homoeroticism but the hobbit? certainly not between thorin and bilbo#mr peter jackson please i am begging on my knees can you please explain your artistic choices to me becauae I'm loosing sleep over it#bagginshield#the hobbit#thorin x bilbo#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin#bilbo
117 notes
·
View notes
Text
WHAT. WHAT. SICK AND TWISTED FOR REAL I HATE GAY PEOPLE OH MY GOOOOOODDDD-
#disclaimer i am a gay person too please take in jest#but oh my god what the actual fuck#i was like “omg qifrey is opening up and being vulnerable this is good” and then!!!!!!#so we still have some work to do clearly#to erase olruggio's memories even as he is a victim of memories being erased too...oh qifrey....#these stupid tragic gays#witch hat atelier#wha
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
?
#oasis#after the night#warble#dont ask wha tthe fuck oasis is wearing he doesnt know what hes doing.#insert like rant about the flowers here or something
31 notes
·
View notes
Text
dominATE hyunlix moments ─── ♡ ⋆。˚ 12 // - ✧ Seoul D2 [x]
#hyunlix#hyunjin#felix#stray kids#skz#dominate tour#hyunlix: dominatetour#WHAT A PHOTO TO WAKE UP TO OMGGHGSJDJHFHJFKJ#WHA THE FUCK 😭#idk how hyunjin just doesnt CRUMBLE getting smiled at that like that#bros strong as hell#also good morning its just another day being unhinged about these two 🙋♀️
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
"ZAM IF YOU GIVE ME THE HEART I JUMP"
#WHA THT EFUCK. WHAT THEU FUCK WHAT HTEUF IKC. IM NORMAL#FOR FUCKING REAL#INSANE THING TOS AY#horizon duo#< noboyd calls them this except me but thats ok#lifesteal smp#lifesteal spoilers
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
Source: HELLSING ヘルシング
by Kouta Hirano
#Hellsing#Kouta Hirano#Manga and Stuff#Mangacap#Manga#Art#gonna be honest here#I have no idea what the fuck he's saying like half the time#like... what the fuck is ''wha may'' supposed to mean?
165 notes
·
View notes
Text
I had to give examples of several American ideals for a history assignment and the problem is the ideals are great in theory but in practice it all sucks and I made that very clear in my paper, I brought up segregation and women's rights and slavery and the teacher gave me a 12/24 points because "these all seem like opinions" MF SLAVERY WASNT AN OPINION IT HAPPENED??? WHAT DO YOU MEAANN??
#like what#what is this#what#what the fuck#what a shame#idk what else to tag#im so tired#im sorry#WHA
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.
And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.
So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.
I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...
At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.
We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.
You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.
I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?
I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!
Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!
For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.
That was my first NHL game.
It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.
[...]
The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)
and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what
#ryan lomberg#lombo what the fuck#for the sake of clarity lombo does refer em by name but i think its funnier to obscure it in this case for people who dont know who it is#im sure edm and the bald description gave it away of who it is#but youll never fucking guess who this bitch is waxing poetic about#the wha the huh#HIM??????#WE'RE ROMANTICISNG THAT FUCKIN GUY??? REALLY????#i hate it here#this just in the guy you adore just said the horniest shit about the worst person you know#completely forgot they both were on the flames at the same time its been erased from my memory#(guy who does not pay attention to anything that is not pantr related)#but also matthew giggling about lombos little I WOULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF THE CAMERAS WORKED RIGHT#how dare we lose him to calgary again HOW DARE#hello special little matthew cameo#the homoeroticism of it all#the inherent homoeroticism of hockey fights#why did he describe it like that#do you know what “scrappy ahler tries to make it big by fighting everyone in sight to impress staff and even challenges the enforcer vet#knowing itll make him look good if he does and said enforcer vet does not give him the time of day and goes i promise ill fight you when yo#get called up during the regular season not now and to which said scrappy ahler gets called up during the regular season and doesnt expect#much but gets completely surprised when the vet 1. remembers who he is 2. the promise he made and 3. even gives him a cheeky wink about it.#and the game is chippy from the start the ahler isnt sure theyll be able to fight hin but low and behold the hockey gods bless him#and he does he even gets to decide the rules AND wins it in one punch. the downside? none of it was filmed.#but the memory of that vets wink rings clear“ does to me man?#also. a classic case of hockey gods giveth. hockey gods taketh away.#sweetheart you can be gay AND also want your cool fight filmed honey youre asking for too much#yeah lombo does like calling men bigboy yeah that's a thing
16 notes
·
View notes
Photo
speak! good boy!
#tomgreg#SING MY SONG and so he did#until the end#no matter wha thappens in the finale at least they were together until the bitter end#i have a good feeling about it ??? for some reason LOL but no matter what. they stuck through thick and thin#through four seasons right until the end. and that counts for something#right? right.#ALSO LMAO AT GREG LOOKING AT KEN WHILE HE SAYS ATN WITH TOM. HES LIKE; HEY SO MY BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO WIN <3#greg: takes a deep breath ''i lo--'' everyone who has been around him for 2 seconds: yes we know you love tom you fucking love tom#he's the light of your fucking life we get it we fucking know you love tom. YOU LOVE TOM. WE GET IT#i wanted t omake a video of this but premiere pro kept shitting the bed SOB so you get caps instead smh
160 notes
·
View notes