#what a shame

[akanemnon]

They're starting to become more and more alike.

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[voot-floop]

He’s a tv man or whatever

[stoshasaurus]

I know I talk about a lot of machines on this account but I will say now, first and foremost, that my favorite machine OF ALL TIME is the Fabrication Machine from 9

It is seriously one of the most gorgeous designs for a machine I’ve ever seen. Its story, its design, its sounds, its motives…AUGH.

Look at the fucking model too

I’d give my life for you, Fab. Please let me. Please.

[hotwife-affairs]

[flowing-between-space]

You should be on the counter with your legs spread wide open and a tongue all over your pussy, but instead you're at work just dreaming about it.

[obsessedbyneon]

Alchimia Exhibition - aqqindex

[itsonlyanapple]

never have i found it harder to participate in fandom than with 9-1-1 fans. i really don't want to generalise & be rude, but wtf are u guys on?

[yrsogross]

so i’ve trained myself a little too well on the toilet.

i jerk off on almost every lunch break at work in the bathroom. i coincidentally always have to take a shit right after i eat lunch too. but i’ve gotten so into the habit of leaning back, spreading my legs, teasing my hole open & closed while i stroke my little tdick until i finally cum & then i let myself release the built up logs. they’re usually dense, smooth & so fucking relieving.

such a shame that i feel the need to orgasm to be able to shit anywhere now… oh well…….. guess i’ll just have to start jerking off every time i take a shit.

[spontaneousful]

"Is this really the world we fought so hard for?"

It was a question that always seemed to be on Blondie's mind lately. It was the only thing she could think to say as she stood in Ashlynn Ella's castle, watching the snow fall atop her fresh grave.

Apple, her friend her once-upon-a-time lover her, Apple White, ruler of Ever After, glanced over at her. "Whatever after do you mean?"

Blondie stared out the window and tried to bite her tongue. This conversation was pointless, nothing she could say would change what was. But that budding investigative journalist inside her, the one who wanted to change the world, the one she thought was stamped out long ago, couldn't leave it alone.

"Did we really fight for a future where our friends drop like flies? And condemn those who didn't agree to death along with them?"

She laughed. "Don't be silly. I haven't sentenced anyone to death."

Blondie turned around to face her. "What about Raven?"

"What about her?" Apple's gaze was piercing.

Blondie stared her down, but Apple didn't falter. Instead, she returned the stare with intensity. Blondie sighed and looked away. She couldn't stand up to Apple, she never had been able to. But the flame of anger in her still burned, and instead, she shifted the conversation.

"How many of our friends have to die for you to admit you were wrong? How many have there already been? Briar, Ashlynn, Ginger, Humphrey, Duchess, Meeshell, we're in our thirties, Apple. And yet, I'm attending a funeral every other week."

For a moment, there was no response. Then, she heard the clacking of Apple walking away. "The Ella estate is sorted out. I believe we're done here."

Blondie wanted to stop her. She wanted to scream at her. To curse the unfairness of it all. How hypocritical of her, when she had played no small part in the war of destiny versus choice.

Why? Why had she ever agreed with the side of destiny? Why had she thought this was better? Why had her own happy ever after been worth setting up her friends for slaughter? Why? Why? Why?

[jujoobedoodling]

Goddess

AU where the elven kingdoms retreated from interacting with the rest of the world and hid themselves. As far as humans are concerned, these statues are figures from old mythology. Jaina is a history nerd and also very gay.

inspired by this femslash february prompt list

[live-laugh-legolas]

Aragorn: Gollum bit me and he stank. I am glad he is imprisoned in Mirkwood

Legolas: Oh about that, we took pity on him and took him on walks so he could climb trees because that was fun for him but he got away

[starklyn]

Toto you cut your wife 😭

[auroramercedes]

metallica fans when someone says that james hetfield and dave mustaine are not in love and genuinely dont get along well

[autistic-pebbles-au]

*gently hands autistic pebbles arts supplies of various mediums and a store-bought rock*

Go, make art.

[ Gemology, Mineralogy, even the soil science but NOT ART lmfao]

It just won't work kskfjekd

[florisbaratheons]

So the idea to send the kids away is Rhaenyra's as well when it was Jace's in the book. They really took everything from Jace, he's just a walking plot device. They'll throw the five minute Riverlands bit at him, but it's really not gonna matter in the end.

[anitalianfrie]

I'd love a post about bezz's ig posts!

okay so, bez wrote two posts regarding the whole 2015 championship fiasco. or at least, two posts that survived the test of time, but since he didn't delete these two i sincerely doubt he deleted anything else.

post number one:

the text on the picture says: "on lions' corpses celebrate dogs, believing they won, but lions remain lions and dogs remain dogs" which, wild, but i've hear italian men saying this so much i was almost unfazed. (almost) somehow, the caption is worse. "I hear people talking about motorbikes like fags that talk about pussy cit Carlo Pernat Nothing else to add forza @valeyellow46"

like. 😀😀

and then, when somebody commented that he was disappointed by vale's action and that he would have never wore vale's cap again and would have tried to buy agostini's one, bez replied "ma stai zitto e compra il cappello di sto cazzo" which i cannot directly translate but can be summarized as "shut up and go fuck yourself"

the second post is more about bez fangirling post valencia:

"you are and you will remain my idol for all my life. Great @valeyellow46, super comeback, with the heart of a 15 years old boy as always! You're great, really great!"