#wenclair quotes

[focusssb]

Wenclair wedding

On Wednesday and Enid’s wedding day you would expect Enid to be the emotional one (well it’s Enid ofc she is emotional).

But Enid is only emotional leading up to the wedding but when she starts walking down the aisle she doesn’t tear up she’s perfectly fine.

Wednesday is the one who starts tearing up at seeing Enid in her wedding dress.

Wednesday was thinking Enid is the most beautiful sight in the universe and nothing comes close to her beauty.

Wednesday bottled up all her emotions about the wedding because she hates showing emotions in front of people except Enid.

So when she finally saw her wife to be she couldn’t control herself anymore and all her emotions poured out right there in front of everyone.

but for the first time in her life she didn’t care about showing emotion in front of everyone because she was to focus on the best thing that has ever happened to her.

Seeing Enid walking up the aisle in her wedding dress about to get married to her.

How lucky was she.

Note: I never written anything before but I just had this in my brain and needed to let it out! Anyway I hope you liked this little one shot! Bye :)

[glesbianupland]

Enid: Howdy Wednesday! Make anybody cry today?

Wednesday: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

[brenshor]

[spungeez]

Enid: What in the actual hell is wrong with you!?

Wednesday: ...

Wednesday: *pulls out ridiculously long and color coded list*

Wednesday: I've been waiting my entire life for somebody to ask me that question, mi amor.

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Yoko: really?! That's how you two started dating?!

Enid: You didn't see the way she smiled when she got to the pyromania section! What else was I meant to do?!

Yoko: Call the police?!

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday: it's dark in here

Enid: don't worry babe, I got this

Enid: *stomps her feet*

Wednesday:

Enid: *her skechers light up*

Wednesday:

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: Why did I just see Enid ugly crying through the halls at top speed?

Wednesday: I confessed to her my feelings, as suggested by both Tanaka and yourself.

Bianca: Girl, you were supposed to confess your stupid crush, not crush her stupid. What happened?

Wednesday: I applied an analogy and equated my desire for her to the sinking of the Titanic.

Bianca: You WHAT?

Wednesday: Like the Titanic, my heart was once thought impervious, only to be brought down by the very thing it was designed to withstand.

Wednesday: And like the iceberg that was the Titanic’s ruin, Enid’s offensively bright exterior was but the tip of her magnitude.

Wednesday: Even now, I am unable to—perhaps even unworthy of—describing the sheer depths of her resplendent spirit. Her bravery, her heart, her everything.

Wednesday: Formidable as I imagined myself, I admit now that I was destined to be destroyed by her. Inevitably split asunder to sink beneath the waves of her sheer grandeur.

Bianca: Huh. That’s uh—that’s not bad. And that’s what you told her?

Wednesday: Not… in so many words.

Bianca: Addams, what exactly did you say to her?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I said, in my most meaningful of tones…

Wednesday: *recites* I need you—

– At that same moment, in Yoko’s room. –

Enid: —like the— *wet sniffle* —the Titanic— *choked sob* —needed the iceberg!

Enid: *returns to full-on ugly crying*

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

[graveyardshiftcryptid]

Wednesday: "Enid, where is my sword?"

Enid, distantly: "I uh, I put it away!"

Wednesday: "Where?"

Enid: "Why do you need to know?"

Wednesday: "I need it!"

Enid, entering the room: "Oh no you don't, babycakes. We are GOING to this charity auction."

Wednesday: "Nevermore is in DANGER, Enid!"

Enid: "My EVENING is in danger, Wednesday! You are not fighting any evil reanimated puritans, crazed stalkers, or rabid werewolves today!"

Wednesday: "You tell me where my sword is wolf! We are talking about a genuine danger to outcasts!

Enid: "The only danger you need concern yourself with tonight is ME. Your mother is hosting this auction. We. Are. Going. You'll hug your mother for no less than 10 seconds, and you will buy me something pretty. Now, get your coat."

Wednesday, swordless and fuming: "...yes, dear."

[sxphr]

Enid: You see how my girlfriend makes sure she washes all the blood off of her before she kisses me?

Enid: Very cutesy, very considerate, very demure.

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid: Howdy, girlies! Guess what? I got this new stuffed animal! What should I name it?

Wednesday: s o u p s p o o n

Enid: Um, absolutely not! Pick something nicer.

Wednesday: s p a t u l a

Enid: I don't thi-

Wednesday: w h e a t g e r m

Enid, pursing her lips: Looks like you're on naming duty, Fangs!

Yoko, t-posing and staring up at the ceiling:

M O I S T C O T T O N B A L L

Enid: ...You know, I used to think you two were opposites, but now I know you're on opposite sides of THE SAME CRAZY COIN!

Silence.

Divina, timidly: I think Pistachio is a nice name...

Enid, lighting up: See?? That's why Divina always gets to name my stuffed animals.

Yoko, shaking her head: The system is rigged.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[focusssb]

I love them sm words cannot describe it🖤🩷

[isa-is-asleep]

Wenclair IQ #2

*Wednesday and Thing signing back and forth furiously*

Pugsley, through the crystal ball: What are you arguing about?

Wednesday: Thing dared imply that I feel more than platonic affection towards Enid, merely because I did not wish to watch her perish.

Pugsley: Oh my god, is she okay?!

Wednesday: Yes, I protected her with my body, fear not.

Pugsley: What happened?

Wednesday: Winter.

Pugsley: ...you cuddled?

Enid, popping into view and wrapping an arm around Wednesday: We cuddled.

*several hours later*

Pugsley: Wait. Werewolves don't get cold-

[brenshor]

Enid: Oh, I like murder mysteries. True crime podcasts are my fav.

Wednesday, trying to impress her: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

[spungeez]

Yoko, angrily: Bianca called me "Dracula" today at lunch.

Enid: OMG, that's so offensive and problemat-

Yoko: Yeah! Like, Carmilla was written way before Dracula was. She totally missed her chance to make fun of my species and my gayness all at once by being so uncultured!

Wednesday: ...Seriously?

Enid: Yeah, Yoko, I really don't think-

Wednesday: What kind of fool hasn't read Carmilla?

Yoko: I KNOW, RIGHT!?

Enid, quietly: what the fu-

[softhanalake]

Enid: Fuck you.

Wednesday: Fuck you.

Enid: Fuck you.

Wednesday: Fuck YOU!

Enid: Fuck me.

Wednesday: Fuck you?

Enid: FUCK ME!

*later in bed*

Wednesday: We cannot keep resolving our arguments like this.

Enid: Are you seriously complaining?