#wenclair quotes

[focusssb]

Wenclair wedding

On Wednesday and Enid’s wedding day you would expect Enid to be the emotional one (well it’s Enid ofc she is emotional).

But Enid is only emotional leading up to the wedding but when she starts walking down the aisle she doesn’t tear up she’s perfectly fine.

Wednesday is the one who starts tearing up at seeing Enid in her wedding dress.

Wednesday was thinking Enid is the most beautiful sight in the universe and nothing comes close to her beauty.

Wednesday bottled up all her emotions about the wedding because she hates showing emotions in front of people except Enid.

So when she finally saw her wife to be she couldn’t control herself anymore and all her emotions poured out right there in front of everyone.

but for the first time in her life she didn’t care about showing emotion in front of everyone because she was to focus on the best thing that has ever happened to her.

Seeing Enid walking up the aisle in her wedding dress about to get married to her.

How lucky was she.

Note: I never written anything before but I just had this in my brain and needed to let it out! Anyway I hope you liked this little one shot! Bye :)

[sapphellroan]

Enid: Howdy Wednesday! Make anybody cry today?

Wednesday: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

[brenshor]

[caitlynskitten]

“Someone will die.” “Of fun!”

[trickarrows-bishop]

Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own* Wednesday: Wednesday: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: Fucking commit to it.

[spungeez]

Morticia: I'm just happy to see that you've found somebody to love, someone who could break down all those walls of yours. Someone you feel comfortable being soft for.

Wednesday: That is where you are wrong, mother. There's nothing soft about Enid. She is a ruthless and cunning killing machine. My walls are stronger than ever, as I have the most fearsome of beasts guarding them now. Our 'love' is merely a tactical advantage, nothing more.

Wolf Enid: *runs face first into glass door*

Wolf Enid: *growls at own reflection*

Wolf Enid: *tries to fight reflection*

Wolf Enid: *rams head into door again*

Morticia: ... Of course, dear.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday: *is being arrested*

Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.

Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-

Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E

Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.

Enid: And… She looked good doing it.

Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.

Enid: You tell him baby.

Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.

Enid: Yay!

Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.

Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.

Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.

Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday: don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve

Bianca: I think you mean cards.

Enid: she did not

Wednesday: *pulling out three knives* I did not

[sxphr]

Enid: You see how my girlfriend makes sure she washes all the blood off of her before she kisses me?

Enid: Very cutesy, very considerate, very demure.

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. In their shared room, just after lights out. Just two roommates in their separate beds.

Enid: Hey Wednesday, ever thought about um— getting laid?

Wednesday: To rest?

Enid: No I mean like, you know. Getting down.

Wednesday: Put down? Like a terminally ill family pet?

Enid: What? NO! I’m talking about— uh… being nailed?

Wednesday: Ah, as in the lid to a casket.

Enid: That’s not— argh! Maybe jumping bones?

Wednesday: Of course.

Enid: *excitedly* Yeah?

Wednesday: Only after they’re scattered for optimal hopping distance.

Enid: Oh for the love of— How about knocking boots?

Wednesday: My favorite part about napping under a hanging tree.

Enid: 😧

Enid: Dancing in the sheets? Doing the monster mash?! THE HORIZONTAL TANGO!?!

Wednesday: Ghosts find that offensive. Halloween was last week. Not without the aid of poltergeists.

Enid:

Enid: *SCREAMS into pillow, rolls over, covers head, and pretends to sleep*

Wednesday: Terrible dreams, Enid.

Enid: *muffled curse*

Wednesday: *stares over at Enid’s back*

Thing: *gestures*

Wednesday: *whispers* Don’t be absurd. I’m sure that Enid wasn’t intending to be such a flirt.

Thing:

Thing: *tries to facepalm*

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[focusssb]

I love them sm words cannot describe it🖤🩷

[wednesdaysraven]

Yoko: Enid, have you ever won an argument with Wednesday?

Enid: She speaks Spanish and I shut up.

[brenshor]

Enid: Oh, I like murder mysteries. True crime podcasts are my fav.

Wednesday, trying to impress her: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

[caitlynskitten]

Season 2 reveal

[tristansfreezingtheirbrain]

Merlin: if you tell anyone-

Arthur: you’ll kill me- yeah I know.

Merlin: No. I would never hurt you. I would have to kill them though- so just don’t tell anyone you care about.