#welp i couldnt have been more wrong

[kamileonik]

tried to finish p5r today and the power went out. i think im cursed ive been sitting on the final stretch for 5 months.

[sl33pyfr0gt33th]

Crack theory:

What if Kinger is a npc?

So that’s a weird thing to say right? The rest of the cast we’d have to assume is real since pomni’s real right? But there is something interesting mentioned, Caine can create npcs we know this because Jax says "is this another one of your npcs?" When pomni shows up, that mixed with the fact he had to ask also shows that these npcs look like regular characters

Now I don’t know exactly what these npcs could do but it’s likely that they would help around the circus for example, bubble cleans up everything that needs cleaning, now where does this tie in with kinger? Well if we look at his interests something he repeatedly brings up is his fascination in insect collecting, or in another word, bug collecting you see digital games usually have people look through them and test for bugs or things that could go wrong and so kinger is always on the look out for bugs or if somethings not right, for example noticing kaufmo’s decent and also noticing that pomni might not be doing that well either

He also has glitched out on camera which we know probably is not a normal thing due to how others react to glitches (pomni backs around from a flower pot in the ground and gangle looks worried when kinger glitches) i think caines the only one we see glitch or pause suddenly with out anything causing it (like a abstraction or some other bug) because he’s a Ai

Also another thing to mention is kingers paranoia is incredibly useful if he’s a npc, because not only will he think to test out more bugs but is also more prone to repeating those bug checks which is really helpful (code can break after a update so double testing helps a lot) also just the fact he can get scared of someone who he literally knows is right besides him is interesting, yeah it’s probably a joke but a npc will still show a prompted reaction if needed, you’d just have to trigger it (like standing in a blind spot)

ALSO HE COULDNT HELP ZOOBLE-? We know he can grab stuff and can carry zooble so that’s not the issue, but here where the theory kinda explains some stuff, npcs likely can’t help on adventures they can only guide them to where they need to go, which kinger technically does since he and gangle find the nest of the gloinks, now you could argue he couldn’t help zooble because his hands were stolen, which would make sense but wouldn’t they get stolen along with his pillow fort? Wouldn’t they get stolen when zooble was? These things steal literally anything that isn’t pinned down to the ground yet they don’t take kingers hands until he tries to help zooble? It doesn’t make much sense to me-

Next thing to mention he hasn’t abstracted and has been here the longest out of our cast, he’s clearly not sane being glitchy and incredibly paranoid constantly but he’s fine not signs of abstracting since he hasn’t shown any symptoms of talking about a exit or actually doing anything too bad a npc wouldn’t want to exit because there’s no reason to unless it’s in their script, he doesn’t have a life to return to so he’s not looking for a way out therefore he can’t abstract

Extra details I’m adding in just for the heck of it:

The floor matches kinger since it is a chessboard pattern

His eyes are realistic like caines

Introduces himself as a Royal as if he’s always been a king chess piece "as a royal myself"

He pauses like Caine when he needs to process a event-

He has repeating gestures! (Not evidence, I just love the fact he has little things he repeats and I just want to mention it)

So in conclusion:

Caine made a Ai to keep track of bugs and abstractions if anything went wrong, forgot to tell the others that kingers a Ai and just went: "Welp! Might as well keep him here!" And hasn’t told the cast since he saw no reason to

(Please feel free to mock or joke about this theory, it’s a crack theory for a reason it’s meant to be the most chaotic but least possible theory-)

[sidesteppostinghours]

27, 28, and 29 for Cyrus (and maybe Caine if you want to answer for both :])?

OOOOO THESE ARE TASTYY. thank you for the ask!

27. What causes them to feel dread?  

oh man. its been a long, long time since cyrus has felt real dread. anything that makes him uneasy he covers up with anger. the last time hes felt dread it was when he woke up directly after heartbreak and realized where he was. i think the most direct thing thatd cause it currently is realizing argentine is awake. broadly though? itd be a situation that he cant solve. something that he cant think, talk, or run his way out of. if hes truly, entirely stuck? thats a reminder of the worst experiences of his life, and that feeling will hit him like a truck. technically not part of the question, but i wanted to add– he becomes a very different person when this happened. once the initial restlessness wears off he just. gives up. stops and counts the seconds till his doom. ortegas only ever seen him like that once before, during the psychopather incident– when cyrus realized what was happening, he closed his eyes, looking almost peaceful. it was extremely unnerving.

28. Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth?  

cyrus has seen a lot of unpleasant truths in his lifetime, and hed prefer it if people didnt add more on his plate. that said, if he finds out you lied to him youll either get socked or meticulously verbally taken apart (cough chen if he ever told cyrus abt the pictures cough). telling the truth is the most important thing to him in any relationship. lying to him tells him that you think he cant handle the truth (bad idea) and/or that you dont trust him (worse idea). Yes hes being a massive hypocrite about this and he knows it– he wouldnt extend the same courtesy to another if he thinks its safer for them– but welp. thats cyrus in a nutshell so whats new ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

29. Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

my perfectionist little son?? the guy that thinks suicidal thoughts when things dont go his way??? that precious guy?? of course he does. how else could you imagine his whole deal going./s but. yeah cyrus' ideals are impossible to achieve, at least by his standards. his goals tend to go fine, but his ideals are often wafty and they dont really have a set point where he goes "yeah ive done it". back in his sidestep days he fought for justice and to help as many people as possible. it hit pretty hard on him when he couldnt, and he always saw himself as a 'lesser' hero for it. currently, his ideals consist more of 'burn the whole thing to the ground and revel in peoples fear'. except hes not really doing that right either, considering,,,, *gestures to him saving civilians on instinct in the blaze fight and going soft for his loved ones*. of course that makes him more determined to live up to them anyway, because he lives to prove people wrong. somebody save this idiot from himself.

questions from here!

[yanderespamton78]

FUCKING THANK YOU YES THIS IS CORRECT THE SHOW IS SO BAD

uhm i got a bit carried away there are some vaguely comprehensible and very angry ramblings under the cut

(also agggtm spoilers!!)

PIP IS SO MUCH LESS INTERESTING SHE WENT FROM A NERDY BUT LIKABLE CHARACTER TO JUST THIS PRETTY FACE SHES SUCH A DUMBASS IN THE SHOW I CAN THINK OF LIKE 5 INSTANCES OF HER BEING A DUMBASS IN THE SHOW WHEN SHE WASNT IN THE BOOK!! LIKE FOLLOWING A MURDERER INTO A CREEPY CAVE!! FOR NO REASON!! AND THEN WHEN SHE STARTS FEELING QUEASY SHE JUST GOES "WOOPDY FUCKING DOO I WONDER WHY I AM SUDDENLY SO DIZZY AND FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN DRUGGED WELP BETTER CONTINUE INTO THIS CREEPY CAVE WITH A FUCKING MURDERER THIS COULDNT POSSIBLY GO WRONG" LIKE WHAT THE FUCK????? BOOK PIP REALISED AS SOON AS THE SYMPTONS STARTED SETTING IN THAT SHED BEEN DRUGGED AND HER FIRST REACTION WAS TO FORCE HERSELF TO TRY AND THROW UP THE DRUGS LIKE THE INTELLIGENT AND RESOURCFUL WOMAN THAT SHE IS

ALSO THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE ARO IN ME TALKING BUT IT ANNOYS ME HOW MUCH MORE THE SHOW FOCUSED ON THE ROMANCE BETWEEN PIP AND RANI LIKE IN THE BOOK IT WAS SOMETHING VAGUELY IMPLIED THEN CONFIRMED AT THE END BUT IN THE SHOW THEY ARE STARING LONGINGLY INTO EACHOTHERS EYES EVERY OTHER SCENE BITCH THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT SOLVING MURDERS NOT ROMANCE

AND SO MANY OF THE SCENES WERE SO MUCH LESS IMPACTFUL IN THE SHOW LIKE BARNEYS DEATH DIDNT EVEN PHASE ME IN THE SHOW I WAS CLOSE TO TEARS IN THE BOOK BUT THEY TOOK OUT ALL THE EMOTION FROM HIS DEATH AND ALL THE DRAMA AND AAAAAAUUGH IN THE BOOK PIP TAKES BARNEY OUT TO TAKE HER MIND OF THE CASE THEN HES TAKEN AND SHE GETS TOLD TO DESTROY EVERYTHING AND WE GET THIS AMAZING SCENE OF HER GOING INTO THE FOREST AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING SHES SPENT SO LONG WORKING ON WHILE SHE CRIES HER EYES OUT ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT BARNEY DIED ANYWAY!!!! IN THE FUCKING SHOW BARNEY JUST DISAPPEARS AND IS DEAD THE NEXT DAY AUGH

AND BECKY WAS ALSO DUMBED DOWN LIKE IN THE BOOK SHE WAS DEEP AND COMPLEX AND HAD MOTIVES!! THE BEST EXAMPLE I HAVE OF THIS IS IN THE BOOK SHE STARTED STRANGLING PIP BUT COULDNT DO IT!! BECAUSE SHE FELT BAD!! BECAUSE HER CHARACTER IS DEEPER THAN HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!!!! BUT NOOOOO IN THE SHOW SHE IS A COLD BLOODED KILLER AND IF PIP WASNT SAVED BY HER FRIENDS LIKE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED

i feel that the best way to show how much the show is dumbed down is by the last scene of the book vs the show. The last scene of the book is pip stepping out to a stage in front of hundreds of people and giving a speech and telling everyone about how she solved the murders and whos in prison and its a lovely way to tie the whole thing off. THE SHOW ENDS WITH PIP AND RANI MAKING OUT. FUCK THIS

I'm sorry good girls guide to murder fans this TV show is god awful

[binobonobi]

remus playlist predictions (and other opinions):

-if janus can have his playlist be entirely comprised of jazz, remus can have a playlist thats entirely chaotic, bordering on incoherent

-itll have i cant decide by scissor sisters (its got the non-sensical, chaotic, giddy vibe, its inappropriate, its about murder, its got a hint of angst thats overshadowed by the bravado of the song, “its a bitch convincing people to like you”)

-i wanna say that itll have the exit by forgive durden (its almost like an i want song? but? darker??, ”why cant you be more like your brother? together you would rule rule the throne the evil and darkness would grow”, “townsfolk are ashamed, why cant i live up to my family name?”, “youll be chained here all your life, shackled to the ground, youre not the chosen one”)

-it will have poisoning pidgeons in the park by tom lehrer (its generally calmer and more coherent than id peg him (hah) for but its like... the most jolly song about animal torture ive ever heard and the juxtaposition of the sound and lyrics works really well, plus theres a trend of the playlists having artists in common (which makes a lot of sense metatextually ofc im not trying to imply anything) and whos the very first song on logans list by? huh?? thats right! lehrer!)

-it might have murders from hawaii: part ii (just the general ominous, eery-ness?, the talk of dark terrors, the distorted audio)

-it might have word disassociation by neil cicierega (for the mere reason that its entirely incomprehensible and random)

-it might have ghostmane.... i really dont know what song (and i have no interest in researching to find out) but the general style seems up his alley

-it probably wont but i really, really want it to have literally any song by will wood and the tapeworms maybe 6up 5oh cop-out or bones (even though its a little too normal for him) (id say thermodynamic lawyer but the lyrics... ya feel?)... or any song from self-ish... except self.... and -ish.... (just? the the sheer chaotic energy? the themes of mental illness, addiction and borderline insanity??)

-it probably wont but could have the dismemberment song by blue kid (its got cheery talk of dismemberment, “and ive got no angel, to keep me in line, so im taking your narrative and making it mine, im all out of hurt, you used up all I got, so im chopping you up”)

-it probably wont but could have macavity from cats (its about an unpredictable criminal who defies even the laws of nature, “his coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed “, “ he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity” i mean hes the one who proudly called himself demented, remus would love the live action version)

-it will not have theyre coming to take me away by neuroticfish (you know how wolf in sheeps clothing wasnt on deceits playlist (for obvious reasons)? yeah) 

other music but not really playlist related opinions:

-villains pt. 1 by emma blackery (its way to calm and coherent for him but “built to create, designed to destroy”, “and i am the nightmare", “but my body is bored of being torn apart”, “youve got me locked up”, “everybody's looking at you cause you set yourself on fire just to light up the room”)

-youve heard of all eyes on me by or3o now get ready for cant be erased by jt music (”im the dancing demon”, “[evil laughter] the wonders of imagination”, “call me a seed of evil but whats that mean if im conceived within your mind?”, “i was not always a monster once i was somebodys muse”)

-evelyn evelyn made me think of some split angst and general angst about remus lamenting a time where he was an accepted part of creativity (”we grew up closer than most“, “ why are you running away?“, “a parasite needs a host“, “just get away from me“, “i just want (you here with me/my privacy), god (can’t we just get along/won’t you leave me alone)?”)

[amockblog]

just when i think supernatural can’t get more problematic than it already is, they somehow find new lows to sink to — all the way to super-hell!

[rayonfirethe2nd]

You ain’t the only one wheezing 💀. Also, NP BraH take all the time you need DUMBASS (jkjk). But fr don’t stress about it put yourself first and make sure you’re well. Thank you again my guy

-juice out 🧃

A/n: Hello! I hope I do this justice cuz this boutta get chaotic real quick!! I absolutely love these types of requests cuz I can finally unleash the inner chaos in me! Alright so imma do all characters lmao! Have fun reading, 🧃nonnie!!! Also, the format may look weird since I write on a computer, so some things may not look right on mobile, and I’m sorry for that- 💀💀💀

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So, like…..besties?

Uhhhh…yeaaaaa…he kinda fell in love with you being shy and stuff cuz he was being simpy about Jennifer Lawrence (canon) and so you also complimented her quietly and so he had heart eyes

Makes sense, yea?

So like he finally confessed after his dramatic take out, and reappearance again- mofo lowkey cosplayed Houdini- 

 So like, he was feeling himself one day when you randomly told him that you wanted to drop kick the guy in front of you for walking so slow

And he just- kinda looks at you like you just spoke a different language-

He was all like, “huh?” thinking he heard you wrong

But baby you ain't no hallucination, so you repeated it, now looking at him

And he just kinda nodded his head, feeling like he is in a fever dream, cuz

That aint his baby!!! His lover is sweet and soft spoken and so shy, so like- where the hell did you come from????

Eventually as you started to act more and more like yourself around him, the more this poor dude was like “wow”.

There was one time that he had to stop you from going at it with a vendor that was talking shit about you in another language you understood, and so Itadori had to pull you away like this:

No more needed to be said, tanjiro depicts how Itadori would actually feel and look like while keeping you from annihilating the guy

However, Itadori would not change you for the world, and therefore it should be mentioned that he fell in love with you even more

Bro is the guy holding you on a leash bruv 💀💀💀

THIS:

When you first met, he thought of you being quiet and all that, and he liked it cuz he was always surrounded by chaotic idiots (*cough* satoru *cough* itadori *cough*)

He liked being around you cuz you always exuded a nice aura although he still felt off about you for some reason- 👀👀

WELP- After confessing each others feelings over lunch, cuz mofo dont go around the bush and was blunt asf-

You guys would get teased left and right by your friends and classmates

One day you got fed up with Satoru’s idiocy and blurted out that you wanted to hang him upside down and tape his mouth to look like a pinata.

Manz was SHOCKED, BAFFLED, FLABBERGASTED, but all he could do in the moment was say “same” like the dude did not expect it at ALL

Following that incident he saw you with Nobara blowing your tops off yelling about something to the guy that was looking for a model and glossed over nobara

You were all, “how dare you, you blind nin com poop!!! SHE CLEARLY DESERVES TO BE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF VOGUE! HOW DARE YOU NOT RECRUIT HER AND GO AFTER A BASIC BLOND!!!” (I think it was a blond he asked, but if he didnt, I apologize- 💀💀💀)

So like the dude took you by the arm and literally swung you over his shoulder and BOLTED away before he heard nobara’s nagging-

However, he has learned to accept that he will always be surrounded by chaos and that the off feeling he got from you was prolly cuz of this-💀💀

Now he lives with you as the natural to your chaos and will kiss away your fight off of you so that he can continue getting groceries or at least he will promise kisses once you get back home if you behave 👀👀

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IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT FOR SO LONG!!!!! 😭😭😭 THIS IS ONLY PART 1! SO YOU CAN REST ASSURED I WILL WRITE FOR THE THREE OTHERS! I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH MY NEW JOB, SO I COULDNT WRITE THIS! I APOLOGIZE AGAIN!

[violetnotez]

HC: Mineta being a Pervert to the Boys S/o

@dekulover555: Hey could I request something with kamanari/bakugo/deku/kirishima when minnetas being a pervert to a fem s/o and like touching her up even after she’s asked him to stop please and thankyouxx

In which case MIneta can jump off a cliff

Pairings: Kaminari x reader | Bakugo x reader | Deku x reader | Kirishima x reader

(RULES  | MASTERLIST| REQUESTS OPEN!!! :))

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Kamanari

Usually Kaminari is a pretty chill dude

Him and Mineta used to drool over girls all the time- including you

They had talked and made elaborate plans all the time to see if they could somehow get the girls to be shirtless or get to see them in their underwear- but none of their plans would ever work, they were more just like fantasies they would freak out over

When Kaminari started dating you, those talks kinda stopped- he had a girl now! He didn't need to talk about other girls- he had one he loved and cherished and who was already hot!

So Mineta had been pretty deprived of any type of NSFW talk (cause nobody else was willingly gonna deal with his horny ass)

One day, you were sparring with Bakugo in the gym, when his quirk accidentally lit your shirt on fire

You instantly shouted in surprise, ripping off your PE shirt before it could burn you

MIneta-Boob-Radar Activated

“What the hell Bakugo!” you stood there, your skin turning red from the heat so close to your skin

“Well- you should have dodged it dunce face!”

As Bakugo was red in the face trying not to make eye contact with you, Mineta literally latched onto your leg

“No wonder why Kaminari’s dating you- your chest is amazing!” 

You tried shaking him off, but his grip was too strong- he started making grabbing motions towards your chest and you felt your cheeks get warm with anger

“Get off you of me little purple freak!”

Kaminari had been working with Kirishima, not noticing your dilemma until Bakugo had stomped over to tell him what was happening

Kaminari never got angry easily, but the sight of Mineta trying to crawl up your body made him erupt with rage

You were clearly uncomfortable as you tried to cover up your exposed top portion with a clingy MIneta on you

“Please! One touch, thats all!”

“Get the hell off of me Mineta!’

Kaminari ran over to you, yanking Mineta off your leg as Kirishima and Bakugo followed

your in Bakusquad if your dating Denki, its ride together or die together with this group

“What the hell are you doing dude?!” Kaminari yelled at Mineta who literally had tears in his eyes

This grape is way too damn horny oml

You instantly ran to Kaminari, hugging yourself against him- he always made you feel safe

Mineta trudged off, knowing full well he wasnt getting anything more with Bakugo and Kirishima glaring daggers at him

You hugged Denki, a soft smile gracing his face

“You okay babe?” he asked as he pulled away from you slightly, looking at your face

“Yeah, Im fine- I just need a new shirt, that’s all.”

Thats when it fully registered to him that you didnt have a shirt on- he then noticed how your slighty bare chest felt pressed against his chest, and then he looked down- and oh crap he probably almost had a boner right then and there

“I-uh-um-yeah, that’d probably be best!” he would stutter and giggle, feeling his quirk go into overdrive

“But you do kinda look nice like this though…”

“Denki I swear to god I will kick you.”

Bakugo

Does Mineta want to die?

This boy is POSSESSIVE

AN ANIMAL

You are his girl, his s/o, his lover, his EVERYTHING

If anyone touches what is his he will MURDER them

He overreacts allottt

But this anger definitely comes in handy when you needed a certain pervy grape to get away from you

During a training session, you had the unfortunate fate of being paired with Mineta

It would have been fine, if only Mineta would stop drooling all over you like you were a piece of meat

“You ready, beautiful?” he’d ask before you started your training mission

You rolled your eyes, trying to ignore his eyes practically undressing you as you walked past him

Mineta knows full damn well that by you being Bakugo’s s/o, he would get pummeled for so much as thinking such lewd thoughts about you

But he had been eyeing you for so long, and if Bakugo wasn’t around, he thought  he would be okay and not die if Bakugo wasnt near you

Oh how stupid that assumption was

As you two are walking, he just stares at your ass, keeping a few paces behind to watch it as you walk

“Can you not?” you ask, disgust in your voice

“What?” he asks as if he wasnt doing anything, “Im just walking.”

You fight the urge to kick him

You just sigh, turning around- it would be a long class period being paired with him for a training exercise, but you could manage

Of course this little purple idiot begins to start staring at your rear again

Anger and dread bubbles in your stomach- could he just not be like this for one second??

 You could easily pummel him into the ground- but you didnt want to waste your energy on somebody who didnt deserve to have your energy wasted on in the first place

So you continually took the anger that was caused by Mineta’s perverted staring

The icing on the cake though was when you felt a light squeeze on your rear, making you shoot around in shock

There he was, his hand in midair and this disgustingly blissful expression on his face

“Did you JUST-” you practically yelled out, rage and embarrassment making you begin to turn red

“I couldnt help it- it just looked so touchable-” he said, his hand about to touch you on your ass again

You took off in a run, Mineta making grabby hands behind you

You finally found Bakugo, who was paired with Yaomomo

“Katsuki!” you’d yell, running into his arms

He instantly noticed something was wrong- you were cuddled into his neck, giving a very pale looking Mineta a dirty look

“What the hell is going on?” he asked, his face harsh and serious

“He-he,” you gulped, the embarrasment rising, “he touch my, uh-”

Bakugo didnt need to hear anymore- he was concerned Mineta would do this, and now his fear became into reality

He internally kicked himself- he should have known Mineta would pull some pervy shit like that on you- he should have made sure you would have been okay

But that guilt quickly got overtaken by an incontrollable rage

“Did you just touch my girlfriend you fucking pervert?” he’d growl, his voice dangerously low

That meant shit was going down

Mineta gulped, his face paler than a sheet- Bakugo then grabbed him by the front of his shirt, dangling a terrified Mineta in the air

“Where?!”

“Huh?” Mineta asked in fear

“Where the hell did you touch her you idiot?!”

“Her-uh-her-butt-but-” Mineta sqeuaked out, trying to form some sort of excuse

Welp that when Bakugo saw black

You and Momo had to restrain Bakugo as he started going on a rampage, screaming all kinds of profanities

“You fuckng extra!! Im going to kill you! Shes my girl- you have no fucking right to touch her! Do that one more time and Ill blow you ass up! You hear me?! You so much as look at her and your ass will be seven feet under in your own ashes!”

Yeah- Whenever Mineta now sees you he walks the other way, and he hasnt bothered you since

Deku

Deku is very oblivious to Mineta’s harassment

Like- he can’t be that bad right???

*cough cough YES HE CAN

But if you tell him he will be the first to stomp over and give him a piece of his mind

If he sees it- oh he will be so UPSET

Mina has somehow rounded you up into one of her personal projects, in which she was creating an all girl dance

It was you, Momo, Toru, and Mina learning the choreography to a really upbeat girl group song

Tasty Carrots by Shou

You had finally learned all the choreography, now switching into outfits so Mina could put it into her social media

This girl def has a Tik Tok

Mina has put you all in little skater skirts, yours being high waisted, pleated, and reaching just barely reaching your mid thigh

Mina was squealing- “You all look so cute!!! We are TOTALLY going viral!”

Right as Mina started the music, and you began to do a few practice runs, Mineta and Kaminari walking past

Mineta had spotted you all from like a mile away

His literal wet dream- a bunch of girls dancing in little skirts

None of you notice though- you just continued with the choreography, attracting a little group on onlookers from the blaring music-including Midoriya

Mineta had pulled out his phone half way through and instantly started taking pics

At one part of the dance you have a tiny duet part with Mina where you bend down slightly

This perv instantly got right under you and took a whole ass pic

You heard a flash and look between your legs, seeing  the purple idiot

You screeched, your face red as you yanked your skirt down

Mina instantly started yelling at Mineta, trying to catch the little idiot while Kaminari tried to yank his phone away from him

Izuku was filled with raged-how dare he do that to you?!? He was about to give him a piece of your mind, but seeing your embarrassed face made him think otherwise

He ran over, wrapping you into a hug

You were feeling so dumb-you didn’t even notice the little group of onlookers forming, making you feel even more embarrassed

Midoriya then sees Mineta run past, and as if on instinct grabs him by the arm

Mineta squeaks, regret riding through his body-nobody has ever seen Midoriya look this mad

Izuku yanks Mineta’s phone out of his hand, quietly searching through his camera roll

He finds the picture and hi face turns a little red because geez you do look really hot-

He quickly (and permanently) deletes it, so Mineta can’t go into his recently deleted, and hands it back to him

“Don’t you ever, EVER do that again.” The threat seemed simple but the way Midoriya voice was full of ice and his eyes on fire made Mineta’s skin turn cold

Kirishima

sorry if this one seems longer than the rest!

It was the end of the year and Yaomomo had invited everyone to her house for a big summer celebration pool party!

Of course everyone was excited- Yaomomo was rich and her house was beautiful and massive! Also she was the best hostess anyone could imagine

Mineta was excited for another reason- he couldn’t wait to see all the girls in bathing suits of their own choice, not the dumb leotard-like ones the school made them wear

Secretly hoped they were as skimpy as possible

Momo had invited all the girls the night before to a massive sleepover- you all went shopping for new suits at a beach themed boutique

Of course it was super expensive, but the owners of the shop were friends of Yaomomo’s parents and gave you all a FAT discount

Everyone was super happy with their suits- yours was all red,  with a strappy red top, the bottom also matched in color and were slightly high waisted and showed off the sides of your thighs

The next morning you all spent time getting ready and helping Momo prepare to when everyone else came

Everyone started trickling in and greeting each other, getting snacks supplied by Momo and swimming or dancing to the “Top 50 Songs” playlist blasting outisde

You were in the kitchen getting some punch with Mina when Kirishima and Bakugo came in

Bakugo looked like he would rather be anywhere but there, while Kirihsima was just excited to find you and have some fun!

When Kirihsima saw you- his mouth dropped- you looked seriously stunning and he couldnt make his heart stop pounding so hard

Also your wearing red- he can try to act as chivalrous as he wants but he cant deny that red on you makes him go CRAZY inside

“Kirishima!” you yell happily when you see him, running over to give him a hug

He instantly twirls you around and tells you how pretty you look

You go outside and everyone begins to hang out, playing some games, swimming, dancing, or just plain mingling

Mineta is of course on a mission- he is just sitting in a really dark corner of the party pratically trying to memorize how all the girls look and drooling like a perv, concocting a plan in his twisted head of his

The moment he hears Uraraka yell- “Who wants to play volleyball- Boys vs Girls!” He instantly jumps up- now was time to get his plan in action

You and Kirishima join Uraraka, Izuku, Kaminari, Mina, Bakugo, and Tsuyu in the game

What you all didnt notice was Mineta, who was waiting patiently to pounce on one of the girls- he unfortunately chose you as his victim

When you wadded towards the end of the pool to try and save the ball, Mineta had reached over and pulled at one of the straps of your top, easily detangling it from your chest

You felt something loosen- and then horror rippled throughout your body

You qiuckly ducked under the water, only your eyes visible as your face was on fire

Mineta at first was cheering, your top tangled in his grubby hands, but then everyone started screaming at him, Mina throwing every threat she could think of while Uraraka tried to block you from sight and Froppy got you a towel

What really terrified Mineta was Kirishima- he was desperately trying to crawl out of the pool, all the boys trying to restrain him because he was literally going to KILL Mineta

Nobody had ever seen Kirishima that mad- even Bakugo

Mineta ran off, still holding onto your top as Tsuyu wrapped you in a towel

Kirishima ran over to you, wrapping you in a hug

“You okay? Im so sorry that happened! I’ll get your top back- I promise!”

And this boy did-of course after he calmed down- while Bakugo followed suit

As much as Bakugo hates to admit it, he does like you and you being his best friend’s girl, he protects you as much as Eijirou does

They both found where Mineta was hiding, Bakugo grabbing the little grape while Kirishima rambled on about “how unmanly that was” and how Mineta needed to “respect women and be more chivalrous”

Also may or may have not have told him that if he ever did anything like that again he wouldnt hestitate to teach him a lesson

After that little stunt, Yaomomo kicked him out of the party, all the girls breathing a sigh of relief

Kirishima came back, all the girls sitting around you and giving support-but once they saw Kiri they’d knew you’d be okay and gave you some privacy

This boy cuddled the crap out of you for the rest of the day and didnt wanna let go

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Requests open| Matchups closed!

[alygatorwrites]

y'all i have some serious stepbro!reiner brainrot so im sharing *not great at writing so bear with me plsss

imagine you just finished your assignment after downing your gazillionth cup of coffee and munching of every type of sugary thing available downstairs in the kitchen and you're fucking exhausted so you just decided to rest your eyes a little and lie down on the table just for a minute...

meanwhile his way to the bathroom, Reiner sees your door is open and peeks in, your door was never open when you slept. To his disappointment, he sees your empty bed and realises you're probably still downstairs working as he didn't hear you come back up

'silly girl', he mutters to himself as he pads down the stairs and walks into the kitchen to get you into bed, to sleep ofc duh, but he stops when he sees you all sprawled out on the kitchen table, face smushed into your arm, surrounded by mugs and paper. 'she's so adroable like this' he thinks, and as he walks closer, his eyes drift toward your lips looking all soft and pouty and perfect to bi-

he clears his head before something stupid happens from those thoughts and gently wakes you up, 'hey, wake up, you can't sleep like this'. To which you jolt up a little too quick and feel just how stiff your neck became, 'huh? mmfh, owww...' you mumble. Reiner's instantly by your side, closer than he needs to be when he enquires with a worried huff, 'you okay? you shouldn't have slept here...'

'm fine', you reply, standing up a little too quick and feeling instantly light headed, stumbling forward into Reiner's hard chest, only for him to catch you with those hunky, built, pretty arms of his. 'you're not fine. you shouldn't stay up so late, you're burning', his voice is laced with worry as his big hand feels your forehead and cheeks for a temperature. 'i said im fine, silly', you said, still clutching on to his shirt in your sleep-addled state, and eventually losing balance and stumbling back in the midst of avoiding his massive hands.

Reiner was quick to throw a strong arm around your waist to steady you but ended up pulling you in awfully close, too close as your sleeply self stared back at him, soft and perfect and so prett-- 'control yourself', he mentally berated himself and decided to do the right thing, the proper thing. 'you need to get to bed, now', he said in a firm tone, far different than the one he used earlier, whilst attempting to put some space between you two.

You frowned, quite adorably, Reiner mused, before you spoke, 'why do you do that?', leaning forward and keeping the gap between the two very non-existent. 'do what?', Reiner replied in an uninterested tone. 'this.' , you poked his big bicep and gestured to the two of you. 'you're unbelievably nice to me, and then out of nowhere you start acting completely...different, like someone flipped a switch on you'

you felt like you were whining but at this point you couldnt care less. you knew Reiner looked at you differently, knew his intentions behind every little harmless favor but hated the way he'd close up on you when he got too close. Reiner was quiet, and clearly shocked, as he didn't he was that transparent. was he? he was about to deny it before you asked, with glassy eyes and hushed voice, 'did i do something wrong, Rei?'

you pouted your lips, in part frustration and part wanting to fluster him even more, when Reiner replied in that same soft tone he used earlier, 'what? no, no, of course not. you didn't-'

'then why do you stop yourself?' this was it - you had him. you held his stare with your shiny eyes and watched the cogs turn as he grew more conflicted in front of you. Reiner could either deny it, feign ignorance or....embrace whatever hellish attraction you had towards each other.

Reiner's heart hammered in his chest. You knew. Fuck, you knew. He could feel his entire being come alive with pure desire as you stared at him, with your sleepy doe eyes, far smarter than he anticipated. Your lips had been in a sinful pout the whole time and it took everything in him not to kiss them to oblivion. He soon realised he'd been staring, like a goddamn fool, when your hand came up to his forehead, and then his cheek.

'look who's burning up now. maybe you should get to bed instead', you whispered, voice tainted with lust and hands lingering on his handsome face far longer than they needed to. Reiner couldn't take it anymore, not when you were teasing him like this.

Just as you decided to resign and started to push yourself away, Reiner's hand delved into your hair and slammed his mouth on yours, earning a squeak, followed by a sinful moan as his arm snaked round your waist even more. His tongue slipped past your lips, eating up any last traces of sleep as you craned up on your tiptoes and pulled his face down to you with a bruising grip. Soon, your toes didn't even touch the ground anymore as Reiner lifted you up onto the dining table in one swift motion, his strong arm caging you between the broad expanse of his chest.

Both of your hands were fast and desperate - pulling, tugging, grabbing at each other whilst the kiss you shared grew more and more breathless and elicited moan after moan. Reiner eventually pulled away as he cradled your face, thumb gliding over your pretty lips, eyes glazed with lust, as he said in a low voice, 'we should really get to bed'

*iron deficiency for the win lmao i had to cut this half because i got too carried away welp

OH MY GOD ANON PLEASE THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD 😩😳what do you mean you're not good at writing???!!??? I WAS ENTHRALLED THE ENTIRE TIME !!! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WRITE A STEPBRO REINER FANFIC AT THIS RATE KDfkjhs;lhdfsdkhjf EVERYONE READ THIS!! i love you so much nonnie ❤️🥵

[shower-phantom-ideas]

“You’re wrong”

He can’t get these words out of his head. “You’re wrong!” Constantly echoing in his mind throughout the day. Jack finally hears his wonderful wife’s breathing evening. He gets out of bed and makes his way to the lab, the best thinking is always in the lab. Trying to figure out his own emotions he thinks back to the fight he had with that spook.

Jack Fenton completely trapped by that weird blue Vampire wannabe ghost. Next to him, also trapped but by Jack himself, Phantom. The ghost had been trying to trick him into letting it out. “Please you have to let me out so i can” Jack swiftly cut in “So you can what Spook! Leave me here and join your pal in wreaking the town! So you can.” Phantom cut in “Sooo i can bust you out and we stop Plasmius from destroying the town and taking mo-Maddie!!! And i dont know if you have been watching our fights but Plasiums is NOT my ‘pal’.” Thinking back it did seem like Phantoms fights with the Wisconsin Ghost cause him a lot of damage. His banter was different from the normal way he spoke with the lowly spirits he normally ruff housed with. After a moment Jack finally spoke, quiter than he ment but still able to put some bit into it “Why should i trust you? You always danger the people of this town just as the other ghosts. What makes you so different?” Seconds later a quite response comes “I dont mean to... it just... it just gets so hard to stop the others. I cant stop Vlad on my own. I need you to help me... please” It reminded Jack of a child apologising. Reminded him of when his own son broke a family picture. Unable to fix it on his own, Danny came to him softly crying and asking for help fixing his mistake. Jack made his choice. Reaching down to release Phantom, “Alright” he said as he hit the release.

Shocked to actually find himself out side the tiny space that was his trap Phantom hovers there a second before quickly disappearing to find a way to release Jack. Meanwhile Jack is already regretting his choice. He lets the ghost out the moment it tugged at his heart strings and now hes stuck here. Of course its not being a minute later before Jack finds himself also released and a sheeping Phantom floating by him. “So..” Phantom awkwardly speaks up “what kinda gear you got to bring him down. I can uh. I can distract him while you take the shot or find Maddie.” Jack snaps out of his stupor and him and phantom quickly come up with a game plan.

... (im skipping the fight sue me)

Neither Jack nor Phantom walked away from the fight unscathed. Phantom being the distraction got off far worse. He had taken a nasty shot to the arm before Jack managed to get a clean shot off and send Vlad packing. Now the odd team stood next to one another. Jack had taking quite the fall down a floor of the building he had used the lind up his shot leaving his leggs pretty dinged up. Nothing broken but it still hurt. “What a fight..Thanks for uh not leaving me stuck back there.” Phantoms voice broke the moment. The he held out his hand. Hoing Jack could continue this truce made a while longer.

Seeing the meaning Jack started to take a step forward to accept the truce. Then his winced as his legs shook with pain. Phantom quickly “woah woah” while leaning forward catching the larger man with his good arm. “Be glad you dont feel pain spook.” Jack didnt pit any malices in his tone. But it seemed Phantom was offended anyway. “Ofcourse i feel pain! Why do you think i bother dodging??” Jack taken off guard but the offence answered with the simple answer he had accept so long ago “to persevere yourself?” It was spoken almost like a question but Jack was pretty sure this is why. Lettting Jack stand on his own Phantom few back “What?? Is that whatyou think? Then why would i go out of my way to catch you with my good arm!??” Jack didnt understand why Phantom was so upset about Jack just stating the truth. Ws he really trying to convince him ghost actually felt pain. No he wouldnt accept. He couldnt accept that becAuse that would mean all the screams of pain Phantom let out after being hurt, after Jack or Maddie shot him, that would mean it wasnt just a game. Jack couldnt accet that. “Oh come on ghost it’s common knowledge that you cant feel pain so why keep up the act.” Phantoms face went from angry, to defeated, to sad in just an instant. “You’re wrong” he said before leaving Jack alone with his thoughts. After a moment Jack promptly ran off to find Maddie.

Welp im finally calling it quits on this. I had more planned but im tired and typing on my phone is hard. Had a good ending and a back ending plann thing but i just wrong the whole thing instead. Oopsie

[semi-imaginary-place]

yahoo i got the early access code. woah the entirety of adventures and resolve is already unlocked as well as a lot of extra stuff. welp im tempted but best i start at the beginning. ohh

the dynamic right off the bat, shy insecure boy ryuunosuke with more self assured kazuma.

my crafty old man senses are tingling. is this how ryuunosuke ends up in great britain? i know he gets there from promotional material. so ryuunosuke becomes his own defense attorney because he doesnt want to risk kazuma's career.

you ever get that sudden urge to choose the wrong answer?

he's a good boooyyyyy! even with me choosing to do nothing ryuunosuke still declares himself defense. my poor little ball of nerves. im going to make him the biggest fool this side of the pacific.

did they kill off watson already?

hosonaga has the tuberculosis cough, at least its period accurate.

BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU

kazuma comes off as full of conviction but then he makes these do or die statments that reveal how fragile his mentality is. he's got a lot of tension. so ive been choosing the wrong answers every time during the most critical point in both kazuma an ryuunosuke's lives and you can see kazuma beyond fustrated and about to lose it at my/ryunosuke's idiocy. i am entertained.

also! the swan hat!

the memory thing is bs. and couldnt the blood easily be myoglobin from the meat, it is a steak after all and we'rr going off of ryuunosuke's forgotten memories. ...thats 3 day old meat. ...

how lucky it is that the blood splatter from the gun wound conveniently landed only on the steak plate and not on the surrounding tablecloth.

so thats a live swan on her head. except arent swans bigger? also oooh so the mash is because of the black face marking on the swan. swans have an elegant and serene image but the reality is that they're aggresive birds ready to throw down at any time.

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[ruiyuki-archives]

Todomomo Childhood-friends-to-best-friends-to-roommates-to-FWB-to-lovers Quirkless AU [Part 1]

This is an AU I wrote on the todomomo discord server eons ago. Since it’s forever buried in the server now, this is a copy-paste from the chat. 

Anything posted to this blog will be transcripts of old original work and not really edited, save for formatting. I have no guarantees if I will ever finish these AUs either so these will only be kept as an archive.

Originally posted: May 2018.

Part 1 (sfw) || Part 2 (nsfw) || Part 3 (nsfw)

Ok. Heres some garbage childhood-friends-to-best-friends-to-roomates-to-fwb-to-lovers quirkless AU that wont leave me alone for some few nights:

BASICALLY todo and momo knew each other since they were 5, coming from rich families as rich families do

(their moms were college friends or smth but then todo's mom got an arrange marriage w endeavor but idk lets just make enji's not as shitty of a father in this AU and doesnt abuse his family aghshcjfjsl)

BUT ANYWAY ye todo and momo grew up as childhood friends and their moms always arranged play dates for them

and momo's a super curious girl since day 1, and todo's his usual smol shy boy self

so during these playdates all the cute 5 year old shenangians happen like momo taking todo outside to explore her 20 acre backyard and them going on imaginary adventures, going through momo's mountain of books in their mansion's library, accidentally fall asleep together on the couch after a fun day n stuff

and todo slowly opens up from being shy but only to momo bc she's his first friend and a beautiful ray of sunshine and honestly who wouldnt love her

so with their families being so close they basically grow up together; todo and momo spending their summers together, always attending the same rich people balls and stuff that adults do but are boring for kids etc etc

they dont go to the same school so whenever todo visits momo she listens to him talk abt the weird stuff fuyumi and touya (dabi) get into bc theyre teenagers and honestly he doesnt understand

and at some point when theyre like 8 he talks abt how fuyumi is gushing over teenage shoujo romances and how kissing and all that lovey dovey stuff has gotta be weird and whats so special about it she wont shut up?

and momo listens intently but after todo's rant, momo, being curious as she is, is like "I wanna know what its like!!" "wat" "what its like to kiss someone!" "momo youre crazy" "No no seriously i wanna know! Can we try?" "WAT" "please :( kiss me :(" "..." "Pleaaaseeeee" "... ok fine one time"

he really cant say no to her

and so like, they have a little quick peck on the lips while theyre sitting outside in momo's garden on the swings

and a second later theyre like "..." "..." "... ew das weird lets not do that again" "yeah"

(Rmbr theyre 8)

so thats that until later.. 👀

when they reach middle school age momo moves with her family to america for a couple years bc of her dad's company

their moms still tried to let them telephone call or write letters to each other while apart

most of the letters exchanged were todo asking what momo's life was like in america, and momo rambling abt a new book or learning english or why on earth do american toilets suck (todo replies with a bunch of smug remarks and tells her to come home then)

momo checks up on todo to make sure hes making friends in middle school but ofc he tells her not to worry but really hes lonely orz

but then one day he gets a letter saying she'll be returning to Japan for high school n everything bc she and her mom are moving back but her dad is staying in the states. And she'll be attending the same high school as him!! 👀

and ya. That..  happens. LOL they meet each other on the first day at UA (prestigous school not for heroing) and theyre in the same class and they sit next to each other and wow this is too perfect

but also like, lets not forget, its been 3 years since theyve seen each other and well.

Puberty hit both of them like a train.

Welp. 👀

thankfully they havent lost their chemistry and (mostly) everything is the same.... but also different.

its like the aomine and momoi thing in knb; todo tells momo to call him "todoroki-san" instead of shouto and he goes back to (trying to) call her Yaoyorozu bc its gonna look weird to the rest of their class if theyre overly familiar w each other (especially with a wretched pervert sitting in front of momo)

but really they still call each other by name when theyre alone

(and also todo slips up calling her Momo a lot unconsciously still even tho it was him that suggested it in the first place)

and so, high school flies by with both of them being hyper aware of differences from when they were kids

shouto becomes more shoujo every passing year with fangirls and cherry blossom petals and everything and momo makes fun of him bc it was the exact thing he couldnt understand as a kid

they have a few moments of their own awkward suggestively shoujo moments too like in the home ec room on valentines day when momo tries to make chocolates but makes a mess out of the kitchen and todo passes by and helps clean up but they end up making a bigger mess and oops. Momo slipped onto the floor and todo tried to catch her but oops he slipped too and now theyre in a compromising position as aizawa walks in 😳

but does anything come out of it?... not really.

university applications come around the corner in their senior year and guess what. Their programs of choice are offered by the same university. And they both get accepted. Woohoooooo

and guess double what. Touya (dabi) suggests they rent a flat together bc why the hell not it kills two birds w one stone on their living situation (since dorms are offered to less.. wealthy.. students first or smth)

so they do. Theyre adults now. They've know each other for all their lives. Its good to have someone you trust nearby. It'll be fine, right? right?!?

WRONG.

neither of them expected to experience just how domestic they could be

ie. Momo walking into the kitchen in the morning to find todo, making breakfast, shirtless in just his pajama pants, hair still ruffled with bed head, offering her a cup of coffee

..... fuck since when did he get so hot. Wait what? Snap out of it Momo!! "three creams no sugar, here" "How did you know?" "Momo i've known you since we were 5. You like your coffee sickeningly pale that it shouldnt even be classified as coffee anymore" "..... thanks"

ie #2. Todo hearing momo calling him from the inside of the bathroom, while she's showering?!??!?!, like it was an emergency "momo what is it?" "Ummm i ran out of soap and forgot to bring a new one on the way in. Can you grab it for me?" "Wat?!" "Hand me the soap shouto. I bought a new one today, its in the kitchen. I left the door unlocked so just come in. Please!!" "... you trust me too much" he mumbles under his breath.

footnotes:

the ending of this is probably along the lines of oooo they realize some feelings happen and is it okay to fall in love with your best friend/childhood friend/roomate?!?!? and yes, the answer is yes

todo still does become friends w the deku squad while in UA

Theyve dated other people before the whole -to-lovers part (bc ya bet Imma throw in iidamomo or smth but it didnt work out) (gonna get reaaal awks when the fwb kick in)

somehow i'll throw in eri as dadzawa's daughter, some how

dabi knows

shouto doesnt even know what he knows, he just knows

> archives masterpost

[really-sleep-deprived-nerd]

Sanders Sides Percy Jackson AU!

SO! @moon-scribs and I have been working on this one for a while and we hope you like it!

BASICS:

Logan is a child of Athena 

Roman is a child of Apollo (The very extra son of a very extra god)

Remy is a child of Hypnos (Hypnos is the god of sleep)

Virge is a child of Aphrodite and Patton is a child of Hades (Bare with us for a second, we´ll tell WHY we did this below the cut)

Emile is a child of Epiope (The goddess of the soothing of pain)

Deceit Damian is a child of Hermes (Hermes is, among other things, the god of deception)

Thomas is a child of Iris (Y´know, the goddess of the Rainbow)

More about this under the cut! (Warning: Its ridiculously LONG)

Child-of-Aphrodite! Virgil

When deciding upon which god he should be the child of, we mainly thought about how he was before pre-acepting anxiety, how he felt like “The odd-one out”, how he felt like he “didnt belong here”. See where we are going with this?.

Virgil is supposed to be the child of the goddess of beauty, but he honestly cant see it. He is way too pale. Way too lanky. His hair is too messy. He has eyebags that are bigger than his fist. He isnt “pretty”.

His siblings arent helping with that either: They are incredible extroverted people, they actually care about their appearance, about trivial things like make up and clothes, they are known to be extremelly social, their fucking cabin its mOTHERFUCKING BARBIE MANSION PINK AND ALL.

He doesnt fit with them, sure, he can get along with most of them just fine, but he still feels wrong.

He has charmspeak, but he doesn't knows how to use/control it and its also heavily influenced by his emotions, so when he's really stressed out it activates, mostly to keep his friends out of danger. (Its basically like his canon anxiety demon voice, it can influence them like that scene where v's like 'GET RID OF THE PHONE NOW' and Thomas just throws it without thinking )

His first days on camp were pretty rough, and he was thinking of running away, that is, until he met a very cheerful son of Hades.

Child-Of-Hades! Patton

Patton “Hellhounds are just misunderstoods puppies!” Medina

Patton “Oh that kid looks sad and lonely and uncomfortable Im going tO BEFRIEND HIM” Medina

All the hellhounds just become big puppies around him, he has a tiny army of Cat-skeletons and dog-skeletons following him everywhere that are always either playing with him or trying to get pets of him. 

Since there is literally just one other kid of hades in the cabin most of the bunks are empty so one of them becomes the Cave(tm) of Patton´s bony friends (Its just a bunch skele-pets under a blanket) 

 Also one of the bunks is reseved for Virge, since sleeping in a pink barbie mansion surrounded by SO MANY PEOPLE made him incredible anxious. And Patton could not let his precious friend and crush suffer! He has already went through enough! 

 One of the funniest things to Virgil its the fact that the Hades cabin looks like where vampires would live and then BOOM SUNSHINE BOY 

Patton´s Brother: ugh it's too early to-is that the sun??? I thought there were no windows here??? 

Virge: No, that's Patton

He is the first one to discover that, despite Virgil not believing it, Virge is actually FUCKING gorgeous. Like, one day he makes Virgil giggle and Patton feels as his heart might burst: Virgil´s hair was messy and fluffy and it kinda covered his eyes, but you could see them sparkle with amusement and he had this tiny and kinda shy smile and all that Patton could think was: “goDS ABOVE IM TOO GAY TO FUNCTION- HELP”

Despite his sushiney attitude, lets not forget that, as a child of Hades, Patton is actually fucking powerful, and will not hesitate to absolutly destroy whatever and whoever tries to hurt his fami-friends and his home

Child-Of-Apollo! Roman

You know how Percy´s sword turns into a pen? Yeah, Roman´s katana turns into a golden and silver hairbrush. 

Was sent to camp since he was really young and trained in hand to hand combat until he became the best. 

Has an enthralling voice and incredible acting skills and he can dance like the muses, but cant shoot straight to save his life (Pun not intended lol) and if he tried to heal a paper cut it would probably get infected .

Loves the camp dearly, but he misses his family a lot so he Iris-calls them every saturday

Child-Of-Athena! Logan

Hands down the best strategist in the whole camp. 

Cant do hand-to-hand combat to save his LIFE, but he is amazing with long distance weapons. Bow and Arrow? Logan will pull a hawkeye shit where he NEVER fails. He is good at making traps, like, he studies what surrounds him and can make a scooby-doo-like trap with branches and shit he found laying there. People do not Fuck with him during capture the flag. 

You know how Athena´s kids are all terrified of spiders, right? Welp. Logan has a Patton-level fear of spiders.

“Pardon my crude language, but I don't fuck with those tiny ass demons”

Child-Of-Hermes! Damian

“You, my child, are amazing, but you have the moral of a chocolate muffin”- Thomas, to him, after spending 15 minutes alone together.

Will 100% fuck shit up, not in a “IM EVIL FEAR ME” way, but more in a “Remember my father is also the god of pranksters do not fuck with me Virgil”

Has definitely not pranked Roman and Virgil and had to unceremoniously hide in a tree top so this two would not murder him in the time it took for Emile and Pat to calm them down

Child-Of-Hypnos! Remy

He is a child of hypnos, and as such, drinks unhealthy amounts of coffee so he can stay awake.

He can make everyone he wishes fall asleep instantly just by touching them and he can make it last as long as he wishes (More than 4 hs per person tires him tho)

He doesnt have an ounce of common sense in his whole body and Emile still doesnt know how he managed to stay alive for this long.

Child-Of-Epione! Emile

He is not gifted with healing like some childs of Apollo, yet he is able to sooth the pain of others. No, not only as a psychologist (He is not one yet, but he wants to be one when he grows older), but also as an overall comforting presence: He is kind, his voice is calm, he is sweet, patient and emphathic. 

One hug from him will not heal all your pain, but will make it hurt less, giving you the strength to keep fighting it for a while.

Really, REALLY not good at fighting.

Cried for a whole day when he learned that the camp has no tv so he couldnt watch any cartoons while he stayed there

He was very lonely growing up as before getting to camp, so he used to watch A LOT of cartoons to keep himself occupied, to avoid feeling alone.

The human mind and emotions never ceases to amaze him.

Child-Of-Iris! Thomas

Thomas started going to camp at a very young age, so he kinda knows everyone. 

Despite that fact, he got claimed on the summer after his 15th birthday. 

He was walking across the camp towards the Big House to say hi to Chiron when a full on rainbow surrounded him and Iris´s logo started glowing on top of his head. He looked at the rainbow, then he looked down at his “could be gayer” t-shirt and burst out laughing.

He spends only summers on camp, and since he is a bit older than most of the campers, he became a sort of counsellor to new campers whenever he is in camp.

He helps the new ones with training, teaches them how to get around the camp, teaches them how to read in greek and greek history (To them its history, no mythology) if they dont know anything about it. 

He is super supportive of every new camper! Like, if they are training and one of the newbies fucks up (Drops his weapon, falls, trips, whatever) he will instantly start going “Its okay!! No one can do this right in their first try!! It took me like a year just to stop sucking at it!! You are trying your best and thats whats important!!”

He gave one look at Virgil´s angsty demeanor, Damian´s snarky attitude, Roman´s fake confidence, Patton´s pattoness, Logan´s insighful and wise opinios, Remy´s complete lack of self preservation and Emile´s internal screaming as he tries to keep the rest of his friends fucking mentally stable and immediatly decided “Im going to adopt them”

While Thomas is an excelent “counsellor” and loves his friends, sometimes he will be watching the other 7 human disasters run around and get into shenanigans and just be like: Those kids are already so fucking weird this might as well happen 

Asked to be tagged: @fandoms-till-the-end-of-the-line @thatgaydemigodnerd

[rigginsstreet]

what changes would you have made in st season 3? briana essay writing skills COMMENCE :)

*REALISTIC changes lol

first of all, in the words of the late great biliam hargrove: nobody tells me what to do.

second of all, the fucking stupid ass music number that got my mens killed is absolutely going the fuck in the garbage can where it belongs

i really didnt have a lot of problems with this season as far as what everyones individual plots where. like, i LOVED joppers arc (until the fucking end), i liked jancys (though i feel like they really didnt do a lot in terms of it. i thought we were gonna get way more in terms of the sexism nancy faced at work. it just... felt weak. and all we saw from jonathan was him developing his pictures. i just needed... more)

im not interested in the kids so whatever they were doing i couldnt care less about BUT i will say will shouldve been more involved with the mindflayer stuff like... besides the whole neck tingles business (mindflayer asmr) he really took a back seat and that just.... doesnt make any sense to me.

instead of that fuck ass billy and karen nonsense that time shouldve been used at the beginning to actually SHOW us max and billys development and where they stood as siblings rather than just shoehorning in her crying about him once he was possessed. 

and dustin being away from the party still makes no sense to me. i know everyones got a hardon for steve and dustins bromance but im not one of them and that entire subplot in itself was the most boring thing to me this season like i truly could not have cared less about that about that either. and honestly now reflecting back on it.... the whole notion of a secret russian facility being under the mall and these dopey ass kids just stumbling into it is so hokey but whatever

billy and eleven absolutely needed more scenes. i was fully expecting to have like... a deeper connection between the two of them. i was expecting for us to get eleven going into billys mind and being able to actually talk to him and interact with him and us seeing that billy was struggling trying to fight this thing inside him that he has no fucking clue what it is and hes so scared. speaking of which, i was also expecting to see scenes of billy at home struggling with trying to keep this a secret because he has no idea whats happening to him. like... dacre fucking crushed it with all the acting he did showing us how billy was struggling in such subtle manners, dont get me wrong. but i think we needed more of that on a bigger scale for his ending to have any actual payoff.

also the fact that you have billy being possessed, living in a house with an abusive father, and we got NOTHING of that ?? what ??? bad call. BAD call.

and the season needed more focus on the fact that billys just a kid in all this. hes a PERSON. i’ll keep ranting about this but the fact that NO ONE tried to figure out a way to help him.... it was literally just “is he the mindflayer? welp. gotta kill him now i guess”. so gross. like even the people who hate billy and are still like “are we supposed to feel bad for him?” I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT HE’S A HUMAN BEING AND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE JUST BECAUSE HE WAS MEAN SOMETIMES! THATS NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS TIFFANY! but anyway

the fact that steve just rammed into billys car and left him to die in a fiery blaze.... is so out of character to me? lmfao like literally all you needed to do was have steve ram into his car and then notice its billy and have a typical steve harrington freak out like “oh my god. OH MY GOD?” wouldve loved to see SOMEONE struggle with the fact that yeah everybody hates billy but like... you cant just let him die ??? lmfao that is truly the most infuriating part of this entire season. just...nobody fucking cared. even if only for max’s sake. nobody fucking cared it was her brother going through all this. trash. all of them. it also wouldve been nice to see billy apologizing to steve and lucas in his final moments too like nobody rushed down to console max? lmfao okay.... fake ass friends

im also upset that hopper dies after being away from eleven the entire season like.... ugh. like i said, i loved joppers arc and their scenes (along with billys) are by far and away my favorite this season but...it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth the way hopper went out. i mean, his death overall does feel wrapped up like i think the duffers handled it a helluva lot better than they handled billys but...the fact that hopper was the first parent el had that treated her right and took her in and gave her a home and stability... and they barely had any time together leading up to his death... i dont like it.

also the whole flayed plot went pretty much nowhere like..... all these people get infected or whatever just to be led to their deaths to turn to goo and like.... oh... kay ??? the trailer made it seem like they were some type of zombie agents idk i expected something more chaotic to take place. what we got just felt anticlimactic to me.

this season as a whole just left me wanting more. and not in the “oh i cant wait for season 4!” way. but in the way “couldnt yall have done something else with your time?” way. i think this season really couldve benefited from having one or two extra episodes. or maybe even just longer episodes. AND WITH THE TIME YALL DID HAVE WE DIDNT NEED BILLY AND KAREN AND FUCKING MUSICAL NUMBER THE END

OH! and the mayor kline shit.... what? that shit felt like it went nowhere too like...that definitely needed to be explored more. i dont even remember what is reasoning was to be in bed with the russians. wasnt it just about money? like.... he wasnt even really involved ? the fuck was that about. no bueno. 

but most importantly billy should have been at scoops to taunt steve about his sailor uniform if the duffers had just given me that i could forgive everything else but they didnt so here we are the end

AND I STILL MAINTAIN STEVE SHOULDVE BEEN MORE INVOLVED IN BILLYS PLOT CONSIDERING HE WAS LIKE THE ONLY PERSON BILLY REALLY INTERACTED WITH IN S2 BUT OH NO, THE DUFFERS CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW GAY MEN EXIST. imma stop.... imma stop.

[voidsfanficfortress]

Attention!, this is gemsonas x oc!, nones of them are related to the Main characters of Steven universe, Keep scrolling of you dont like IT!

Also!, gericho's house is like stevens almost!

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- what are you doing here human?-

The off color sugalite asked, holding the Tiny fleshy human ,who stood there amazed by the two beautiful Gems infront of them.

The human girl, brushed her stray locks away from her face, forgeting almost to actually answer the question,trying to find the words.She shakes her head, making eyecontact with the Giant woman that was holding her.

-i was just strolling down the beach, when I found this place, it got my atenttion and...-- wait, you two live here?-

Both gems look at eachother, then to the cave , back to the human.

-yes, we do 'live in here ' as you humans would say- the sardonyx says.

- for the love of god,donnie- the sugalite complains- please dont speak so weird ,youre gonna scare her!-

-what is wrong with my way of speaking,suga ?-the coral gem asks.

-its just so weird!-

-ahem- both women look at the human- dont you wanna just, come and live with me?, this place is cold, wet, and the floor seems unconfortable to sleep in!-

- we ...we uh-donnie says, scratching the back of her neck, looking at her fellow gem, whispering- I I dont really like living here...-

Sugalite sighs, and nodds.

-yes, we Will, youre lucky we like you, punk-

Suga leaves the human on the ground, their bodys shine, their Gems wiggle until they transform into a tall human size,then, they make their way by the shore.

-i've seen more of your kind, you guys are amazing, but, and if you dont mind me asking, why do you guys have two gems each?, are you a 'fusion'?-

Sugalite opens her mouth, but the sardonyx cuts her before she can speak.

-We are off color gems, created by the diamonds with the sole purpose of maximazing gem power by possesing two gems, but, because of that, we are unestable, thats why our colors dont match with our 'normal ' counterparts-

The girl processes the information,looking at the both of them, then she speaks again.

-and how you guys ended down here?-

-well,- the sardonyx said- its kind of difficult--

-ill tell you how- the sugalite interrupted,her tone much lower her usual- we were in the army, I...I had to shatter a newborn off color gem, And...and I just couldnt, so we left her free,our superiors left us, then gave the order to shatter us...so we flet to earth..-

-hey i...I didnt want to touch something so sensible, i--

- its okay, youre the only one who didnt judge us.., we appreciate it..

- also, whats your name?-donnie asks.

-my Friends call me gericho-

- I didnt thought human names could be so diverse!-

[Time skips]

-here we are!, make yourself comfy, want hot chocolate?-

-hot choco-- what?-sardonyx asks,dumbfoded .

-Yes yes!-suga exclaims excitedly- with marshmellows!-

-coming up!,donnie?,want some?-

-i guess it would be nice to taste something else than rocks for one day..-Then she cackles loudly, making the gir a bit unconfortable,cringing a bit, the gem notices it- whats the matter hun?-she asks worriedly.

-its just that I dont really like loud noises they make me unconfortable-

And before she can say anything else,the sardonyx hugs her, squeezing her as she mutters a sorry.

The girl smiles and hugs back, caressing the back of the gem.

-youre soft-

The gem instantly heats up and suga starts to laugh like a maniac , stomping her fist on the table.

-I have never, ever see you like that donnie!,oh my god- sugalite says trough laughter.

-You are an ass-donnie sputter as she drank the hot chocolate,giving a cup to the purple gem.

- yet you have been sticking with me all this time..-

The two gems share a laugh, the human just stares at nothing,the calm mood makes her feel good, sardonyx and sugalite feel the same, both of them talk a about homeworld, how it was, their time in the army, until night falls.

Then after a quick dinner , bedtime arrives,the Gems take the sofa, fixing their forms into the shape of the furniture.

[...]

Rays of sunshine comes in trough the windowpanes, Gericho grunts, hearing the soft clinking of the cups.

She drags herself out of bed, going down the small set of stairs to the kitchen,there its donnie, making breakfast for the human, who sat on the chair, as the gem puts the Plate Infront of her, Fried eggs and bacon, with a cup of tea.

-Made specially for you..!-

Sardonyx tries to be carefull not to waken the other gem up.

-And Suga?-

-Shes sleeping -

- Tell her I say goodmorning-G said , eating her breakfast- I have to leave to work.., if anything comes up, call me, my cellphone number is on one of the fridges magnets-

Sardonyx nodds and smiles, putting her head on her hands, as her elbows ,then she proceeds to speak.

-welp, I have to go now, thanks for the breakfast,it tastes amazing, goodbye donnie-

Gericho kisses her on her forehead,right on her gem- see you later!-

Then the human grabbs her bag and runs to the main door.

-Bye!-

Then the door is slam shut.

[...]

The day goes by painfuly slow, a huge worrying swept over gericho.

' Sardonyx hasnt called me yet, hope everythings fine back there...'

She thinks , sipping from her tea, as a couple of animators comes in,then its time to work.

Working in an animation studio was fun, specially when all the people working there were just as excited as she was, all passionate for the proyect.

Eventually, its time to go home,evening was just around the corner when the human entered the house.

Then she is enveloped in four huge arms, who hugged her tightly , a soft sobbing noise , and sugalite who was muttering ' youre back '

-Hey hey hey!, What happened?-she asks , no answer is given-suga, baby whats wrong?...-she lifts the gems head by her chin- are you okay?-

The gem takes a bit to answer, but eventually she does- I..Im okay, its just, when I woke up, you werent here, and sardonyx told me you left for something important...and and you were taking so long that I feared the worst!-

-its alright honey- G says, caressing suga's hair- its alright, ive should've left a note- finally, sugalite calms down, and nodds, then she recomposes herslef, lifting the human off her feet- where is donnie?-

-Shes sleeping, she figured youll be back late so she went to sleep-

-So thats why she didnt called me in all day!-

-Wait...-suga says- Youre telling me that I could've called you, and spare all the worrying?-

-Yeah, Pretty much....-

Suga's eye starts twitching.

-before I do something stupid-the gem says- I heard there are more of us west from here, maybe we can go and check if they are okay- G agrees- now, if youll excuse me...- she leaves the human on the ground, and from her gems a maze comes out- SARDONYX!-

Gericho just sighs.

- well....I better get the first aid...-

-☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆-

-Void

[ab-artist]

Trick or Treat

My Sanders Stories tag: @allycat31415 @ninjago2020 @ajdraws0430 @singingjo @detroit-become-pan

@katatles-the-fish  @sanders-trash-4ever @izzyfandoms

By AB Stories

WARNING: tiny sides, mention of poisoned candies and predators, nervousness, screaming/yelling, moxiety and roceit if you squint, POOR WRITING       

You Have Been Warned.

"Hey! Everyone come down here for a minute!"

Virgil paused in his reading. The voice sounded like Roman's, virgil debated for a second whether to continue reading his R.L. Stine book or actually go down.

"Kiddos! Roman has a surprise for us!"

Welp, guess he's gonna read another time. Can't say no to patton.

When virgil made it to the common room, he saw patton enthusiastically talking to logan, who looked a little out of his league trying to calmly talk back. Virgil could only guess that patton was trying to get logan on board with what he wants by bombarding logan with his excitement. This is why you dont say no to patton, you're gonna end up saying yes anyways. (Unless youre truly uncomfortable or can't, whatever patton is doing always end up being enjoyable)

"Virgil!". At the sound of his name, he is pulled out his thoughts and sees roman.

"So glad that you're here, i had an amazing idea! And i do hope you'll participate!" roman exclaims excitedly

"Well, whats the idea?" virgil asks

Roman bounces in place, obviously excited to share his wonderful idea. "We're gonna go trick or treating in the imagination!" he squeals "as children too!"

....we're gonna what now?

Virgil simply stares at the creative side as he processes what he just heard.

Well, he thinks, its not a bad idea. That is usually what one does on Halloween, if you're a kid. But roman said they would be going as children so...its fine right? But the imagination could be dangerous, monsters could appear, the dragon witch could appear, and poisoned candy, and predators, and- no. This is romans imagination, he can make it whatever he wants. He could make it safe. Yeah..its sounds fun too.

Virgil blinks as he comes to a decision, only to notice everyone staring at him. "What?"

"Kiddo, you've been standing there frozen-"

"With the most enraged expression that could bring even the dragon witch to her knees" roman interrupts

"-for that past five minutes" patton continues, ignoring the interruption

"Oh.." virgil rubs the back of his neck, a little embarrassed he did that

"What were you thinking about, kiddo?"

"Roman's idea"

Roman fidgets, smiling shyly "..do you like it?"

Virgil had forgotten how nervous roman gets about people liking his ideas, he grins "yeah, it sounds like fun"

Roman beams, excitedly jumping again. "Oh this is wonderful! Its gonna be so much fun! Youre coming too right logan?". Logan side glances at patton nervously, "indeed." "GREAT! We'll meet back down here at 9 pm, be ready in y'alls costumes!" roman yells as races up the stairs heading to his room.

------

At 9pm on the dot, virgil appears in the common room in costume. First one here huh?

As soon as he thought that, he hears someone descending the stairs.

Patton was walking with the grace of an angel. His cat bug dress flowing around above his knees and his wings bouncing with each step he took. He looked utterly adorable. He and virgil made eye contact and virgil was about to compliment him when-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! CREEPY CRAWLER!!!!!!!!"

Patton fled to the kitchen to hide, nearly tripping on himself. "Wait- pat- its me virgil!" he calls out. Green eyes peer around the corner.

"My dark strange Vee?"

"Y-yeah"

"You look very, very scary....good job."

"I could change...if you want"

Patton lunges forward "NO! uh- i mean- you look good, its halloween, you're supposed to be sca-scary..or cute" patton stutters

Virgil blinks. "Oh well, thanks...you look cute..btw.."

A blush spreads across pat's cheeks. "..thank you"

"UGH! get a room you two! Gag!"

They both turn to the sound of the voice and see roman at the bottom of the stairs in all his costume glory. His Kusco costume a vibrant red, accentuating the curves of his body. His make-up lighting up his face.

"By the way," he purrs, " i looove both of y'alls costumes". He looks down at virgil pants, purple with red lines around the rips, curiosity taking over his features "what kind of spider are you stormcloud?"

"A peacock spider"

Virgil  proceeds to throws his hands up in a U form and simply stares at them.

Roman leans over, stage whispering to patton, "why is he doing that, its weirding me out"

A voice cuts in from behind. "That is the Maratus volans, or peacock spider, mating dance. Although you are doing it wrong virgil, the spiders vibrate to catch the attention of a mate and then they raise the legs for display and move side to side". Logan steps down from where he was standing on the stairs.

Virgil quickly drops his arm. "ITS A MATING DANCE!!" he screeches, voice rising on 'mating'.

Logan tilts his head "you didnt know?"

"Look virgil i love you and all but im not interested", mischief fills his eyes,  he leans closer "but i doubt patton minds" he whispers

Virgil flushes, "sh-shut up, you idiot!". Virgil grabs a couch pillow and flings it roman. Roman squawks.

Patton turns to logan, leaving the other two to banter.

"Who are you, lo?"

"The Doctor"

"Doctor who??"

"Yes"

"...no i meant- oh..", realization dawns on patton, he smiles, "you look great lo!"

Logan nods "Thank you, you look very good as well"

"Thank you!" pat chirps

"Virgil look your boyfriend is cheating on you-" WHACK.

"we arent dating!!" virgil yelps, furiously blushing

The other side also is as red as a tomato, staring at the other two with wide eyes.

Surely roman wasnt implying virgil liked him, that not true right? Virgil couldnt possibly like him back. Wait does that mean virgil knows about how he feels? Oh god no, he's gonna be rejected and they're gonna stop being friends and-

"BOO!"

Everybody screams.

Deceit cackles while the other try to get their hearts to stop pounding at their chests. "If you guys aren't done, i wouldn't like to get going" deceit say after he stops laughing

Roman perks up, "OHMYGOSH! Are you Bill Cipher!!"

"No" he  proudly, posing a little bit

Roman squeals "I love you costume, you look so good!"

Deceit's cheek go little pink. "Lets not get going" he says, pointedly avoiding looking at roman.

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When they get to roman's door, roman preceeds to knock on it.

Tap taptaptap tap!

It glows for a few seconds then opens.

One the other side is a neighborhood, houses decked out in decorations, kids and families dressed in costumes. The smell of candy and the sound of laughter filling the air. It looked absolutely amazing, the people looked happy, the decorations looked scary and almost real and some were just cute looking.

"After you" roman says

Patton steps through first, his size immediately shrinking and shrinking until he looked like a child.

Patton looks at his tiny body, "oh woah!" he squeals in his now squeaky voice, he turns back to everyone, "come on guys!"

And one by one the other stepped through the doorway and turned into a child. Once everyone was through the door closed and disappeared.

"Yo-you can make it come back...wight?" virgil asks, a hint of nervousness in his voice as he glances where the door once was.

"Of couwse" roman assures

"TIME TO TWICK OR TWEAT!" patton squeals

And off they went, starting with the house closest to them. Roman had made this world so that all houses has all the good candies and no spiders, theres nothing to wowwy about pat-pat!

They're knocking on the door, to the house they're at at the moment, excited for more candy, when the door opens.

"Dwagon witch!!" roman yells

Virgil puts an arm around pat and hold him closer. All of them looking ready to bolt(except roman who looks ready to fight)

The dragon witch just laughs, amusement in her eyes. "Worry not little prince", roman pouts at that, "im not here to ruin your night. I too, enjoy this night and simply wished to participate". She turned around to grab something, the small prince tensed, and turned back with a small cauldron. Full of candy.

All the sides yelled 'CANDY' when they saw.

"Of course you must say the magic words to receive some" the dragon witch said

"TWICK O TWEAT!!!"

After everyone got their candy, they thanked the dragon witch and started to leave. Except roman. Roman went up to the dragon witch and tugged on her dress.

"Yes, young prince?"

Roman didnt say anything. He just away and, to her surprised, hugged her.

"Thank you" he whispered quietly before running off back to his friends.

The dragon witch closed her door with a small smile on her face.

It was nearing the end of the night and everyone had long since grown tired. Pat was dragging his feet, virgil was cranky, deceit was pretending he wasn't tired, logan looked dead on his feet, and roman was shifting from foot to foot because his feet hurt.

"Who wants to go home?" the little prince tiredly asked

A chorus of 'me' rang about.

"O-...okay" roman yawned

He snapped his fingers and the door appeared.

It took much effort to walk to and through the door. Everyone turned back to their right age immediately after they passed through the door and then trudged to their rooms. Mumbles of 'goodnight' filled the air.

In the morning everyone will join up in the common room and sort through their candy, eating some along the way. But for now they'll go to sleep after an awesome night of trick-or-treating.

AN: idk where the moxiety and roceit came from, it just happened 💜💛 💚💖