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lover-of-mine · 1 year ago

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Always thinking about Buck, Actually and "see me, Norman" and "to be seen, to be found isn't that all we're searching for" and "I feel like she sees me" and that if I decide to go insane just enough I can convince myself Buck's love life is longer versions of the couples on that episode and all roads lead to Eddie.

#this is definitely the most insane thing goes in my head #but...........#well..........#if you're crazy enough anything is possible #i dont think ill ever type that one out but #shes crazy know head #oh it is CRAZY #anyway..........#thoughts thoughts thoughts

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sororygilmore · 1 year ago

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oh lol i kinda forgot for a second i was aspec then i read that text. oh !!! LOL

#i dont KNOW idk idk #jesus CHRIST #he was JOKING but it took me a second to get it and then i did and my hand was STUCK ON MY MOUTH #i actually ?????#oh #fuck lol #kaela.txt #watercolour tag #well i fucking mean #what the fuck do i SAY TO THAT #well..........#k no i actually idk idk i guess i couldve ASSUMED he was into me like that but oh...#yep #crisis time lolllllllll #but also i'm not doing that wdym.....

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canarypost · 2 months ago

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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

#pls fact check this #i tried to do my own research but. well who knows #luigi mangione #united healthcare

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shamebats · 3 months ago

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

#wellness culture #pseudoscience

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wishfulsketching · 3 months ago

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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

Extra doodles:

Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #sevika #jinx #arcane powder #silco #silco and jinx #Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx #the best he can do is raise his voice #and even that has no effect #sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad #now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait #still one #well I'll finish it at some point #sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two

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captainobviois · 23 days ago

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Training my parents to be funnier

#my stuff #had to explain womp womp to them the other day #not sure if that’s like a thing outside of the microcosm of my friend group chat #oh well

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pangur-and-grim · 1 month ago

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

#the original tattoo was coloured just fine!#the only problem was that one of the colours was clashing with the tattoo just above it #the neon pink fish belly didn't match well with the earthy palette of my medieval lady #so I had a guy go over it and make the fish belly bright red #(which IS a colour you see in illuminated manuscripts!)#and now I'm very happy with everything

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blorboresidue · 7 months ago

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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illmissyoutiktok · 4 months ago

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Musician: Jesse Welles

Posted 11Dec2024

#jessewelles #jesse welles #music #uhc ceo #luigi mangione #uhc shooter #current events

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thattripleabattery · 8 months ago

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#say it louder for the people in the back👏#idk who that other dude is😭#xmen #Wolverine #logan howlett #dehydration #actors #actor #hugh jackman #tom welling #smallville #clark kent #Superman

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thecrowfinder · 4 days ago

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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

#crowfound ramblings #one must remember that icarus was forbidden from flying too low because the sea spray would ruin his wings just as well as the sun #also my proof of this being true is that my highest note count is on the FUCKING SPAGHETTI POST. THANKS SO MUCH EMIL FOR THAT /silly

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teaboot · 5 months ago

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Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs #But Jesus Fucking Christ #I saw the video I look like an idiot #Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me #Teablart #Well guys it's been nice I guess #Time to die in a hole

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ao3commentoftheday · 1 month ago

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