#well you know what

[smaeemo]

I honestly jones for tumblr, its so embarrassing to be in public because I see something and It reminds me I need to check tumblr and I start itching and scratching. Then suddenly all of the noises start to form, start to transform into unity.

Rain? “tumblr-tumblr tumblr-tumblr”

Cars? “Tumblrrrrrr Tumblrrrr”

Talks with people? “Yeah so I was -tumblr- and -tumblr-“

The faint clicking of a small bird? “tumblr-r-rr”

And eagle? “CAAWAAA-TumblRRRRRR”

The itching worsens by the minute, my overwhelming want evolves into intense powerful yearning.

Suddenly.. The world goes quiet.

Too quiet..

I feel the faint cold breath of someone NO something behind me.

I turn ever so slowly… Who could it be?

But then at the last second before I can see it. I get a notification on my phone.

“MUTUAL reblogged your post”

Suddenly my safety is no longer important.

Suddenly the cold breath gets impatient, I hear a far-away growl that is but a hair away from me. But for all I know it could be feet, miles, lightyears away.

I click on the notification, but the minute tumblr starts to pop up…

My phone goes black.

In the reflection are a pair of eyes.

“AHHHHHH” I try to scream, but all that comes out is a weird squawk (how very patriotic of me)

Then.

Just like my phone, just like … tumblr… the world. goes black…

The last thing I hear?

[hazbmymhotel]

This man

This man right here

Yeah I need him to hold down this man

I need things to happen

[ask-the-toy-box]

[birdsauces]

hey its me the artist that possesses jax at 10pm on wednesdays & fridays xoxo

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[hinamie]

mentor

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[quixoticprince]

Remember how Miss Pauling said she'd spent her whole life to help the administrator....

She didn't even know what she was helping with, but she wanted to be by her side, until she learned how deeply personal and self destructive the whole thing was... and in the end there never was going to be a 'place' set for her :^(

I'm so sorry Flo 😭

[spaceistheplaceart]

was gonna use terrible comic day to post this but its an idea thats been bonking around in my head for a min. if i knew how to program and the songs wouldnt all be copyrighted i would totally make this game.

ID UNDER CUT

BEGIN ID:

A grayscale sketchy comic.

Caption at the top: "A video game wherein you're driving alone and have to listen to the radio's clues to survive"

POV from the driver, hands on wheel with the radio to the right. It's night in a forest on a dirt road. The driver is approaching a fork in the road, indicated by a sign that points right and left. The radio plays the lyrics: "you better run, better leave this place- get lost and go a different way! go left! go left! go left! go, go!

The next panel we see the driver, who has long hair tied messily up in a bun, wearing a hoodie, a collared shirt, glasses, and has black nails. Two realistic hands reach from the darkness of the car behind them- one grabbing their arm. The radio plays: "Don't turn around 'cause you're gonna see my heart breaking-- don't turn around i don't want you seeing me cry--"

Underneath the panels are song credit. the first song is Radiant Children's "Go Left" and the second is Ace of Base's "Don't turn around"

END ID

[everwalldigan]

(Bruce has been brainwashed. Again)

Tim: hey man, I think you got him

Dick, letting out all his pent up rage: YOU WANT WHAT HES HAVING??

Tim, backing away: nope

Dick: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.