#well supernova not superman

[fangedbats]

thinking about the blown out stars au this morning || @duskdawnallen

clara saving beatrix when she first arrives to the city, because she’s supernova — she’s not just going to stand around. beatrix reluctantly accepting it, because for all the world knows she and the batman are very different people. so there’s no way she would be abled to save herself.

clara choosing the gotham city assignment because no one else will and she feels like the city deserves better than that. (and she wants a chance to catch a glimpse of this mysterious batman).

beatrix, who still doesn’t kill. but if you hurt her children in any way you’ll wish that she did.

beatrix who realizes that she needs to communicate with her children to help them be happy. (her and dick don’t fight when he turns 18. they work through everything. jason tells her what’s happening and doesn’t run away to find sheila. she trusts his judgement more.) (it doesn’t save him.)

[letoasai]

The Youngest Ancient

An idea where the JL has gotten word from Green Lantern that a planet has been destroyed. That threat is headed for Earth. 

We could blame it on Darkseid despite the fact that i don’t actually know if that’s within his power set. Bad guy of your choice. Keeping it vague works too. 

Danny finding out that one of his planets is gone and he’s not having it. 

~~

They were short on time. Monumentally short on time. Usually everyone would look to Batman in a situation like this. It wasn’t like his numerous contingency plans were a secret. The problem was time and an overall lack of information about the coming threat. All that was clear was the fact that Earth was in danger. 

Not even a normal, run of the mill danger, but the planet bleeding out of existence kind of danger. Supposedly it could happen so fast that the citizens of Earth wouldn’t even know it had happened. 

“There’s always begging an Ancient for help.” Constantine muttered, lighting another cigarette. As many members of the League as possible had gathered but brainstorming could only get them so far. 

Multiple gazes snapped to him but it was Wonder Woman who spoke first. “You think petitioning the gods would be a wise course of action?” 

“Could be the only course of action.” Flash muttered though no one looked happy about it. 

“Nah, it’s a much crazier idea than that.” Constantine said flatly. “We’re not talking about any of those old hats we’re used to dealing with. I mean an Ancient. Their powers are next level stuff. Above the gods on the totem pole, if you will.” 

Batman’s eyes narrowed. “You want to bring in a complete unknown.” 

“I want the planet to fucking be in the same spot tomorrow, mate.” Constantine snapped back. They were out of time but he evidently had more practice at being reckless then the rest of the League. “Heard tales of a new baby Ancient. A likable kid that has many of the heavy hitters doting on `em. Word is the baby Ancient is rather agreeable. Makes deals. Likes to explore. That kind of thing.” 

“Baby Ancient.” Superman repeated, clearly hearing the oxymoron in that title. “How does that work?”

“Well they gotta come from somewhere, don’t they?” Constantine shrugged. He didn’t know and he wasn’t going to ask. 

“I’ve heard the same rumors.” Zatanna heaved a sigh, adding credence to Constantine’s claims. “Even if they can’t do anything themself, they might have enough pull with one of the other Ancients that can.” 

Flash clucked his tongue. “We literally have everything to lose if we don’t do something. If no one else has any other ideas then we need to give it a shot.” 

“How long do you need to prepare?” Batman asked, his frown obvious. He never fully liked ideas that he didn’t have a hand in.

Constantine sat up straighter, taking a pull from his cigarette and already looking exhausted. “Gimme an hour.” 

“I’ll help.” Zatanna said, already standing. 

“Forty minutes then.” 

~

The light of the summoning circle was hard to look at. It was like a mini supernova right in front of them. The colors would have been amazing to look at if anyone could have opened their eyes to see it. 

When it dimmed, leaving only a toxic looking green glow around the circle, a young boy floated in the center. His hair was white and flowed even in the tightly air controlled Watch tower. The freckles across his face seemed to glow just like his green eyes. 

He was cute, and couldn't have been more than fifteen. He wore a skintight black suit, calf high white boots, and had a strange looking thermos hanging off his belt. So this was a baby Ancient. He looked utterly perplexed. 

“Um…” He blinked, taking in every member of the Justice League slowly.

“Welcome to the Justice League Watch Tower.” Wonder Woman said, ever the diplomat. “We apologize for summoning you on such short notice.” 

“Oh. Okay.” He was still blinking owlishly before his eyes locked onto one of the windows that currently had a vast view of space. The boy all but purred at the sight. “You can call me Phantom. What do you want?” 

“You’re the new Ancient?” Constantine asked without as much tacked.

Phantom sighed, shifting to sit even as he floated. “So they tell me. I didn’t know there was going to be a superhero test.” 

“We summoned you to request assistance if you are able to give it.” Batman said, taking over. “A threat is coming to destroy the Earth and we don’t have much time. Is there something in particular you would want in payment?” 

“Besides souls.” Constantine muttered which subtly alarmed everyone within earshot. 

“Destroy…Earth?” Phantom repeated slowly, head tilting. It was slowly occurring to everyone that maybe a baby Ancient really was too young to deal with something like this. “Why?”

Green Lantern sighed, arms crossed. “I’m likely the cause. Earth is the home base for Lanterns in this sector. The previous planet destroyed was also a home base.” 

Phantom’s eyes jerked up, his full attention on Green Lantern. “Previous planet destroyed? Where?” He paused, “And when? I have been feeling a little off.” 

No one knew quite what to make of the strange comment, but Lantern continued anyway. “A planet in the neighboring sector, 2813. It has been eight days, and before long, that threat will be here.” 

“Is it possible you know of a way to prevent the destruction of Earth?” Wonder Woman asked, but Phantom seemed distracted. 

He removed his gloves and was looking at the back of his hands. When that didn’t seem to tell him what he wanted, he tugged on his sleeve, making the fabric go invisible in small sections so he could easily look at his skin beneath it without the cumbersome task of rolling his sleeves up. 

He was covered in glowing freckles, just like on his face, but one by one the League members took notice of the way they moved. Phantom would twist his arm one way and then another and each set of freckles would be replaced by a completely new set of glowing little spots. When that didn’t show him what he wanted, he kept looking, checking both arms first before moving down his chest slowly. 

The League could do nothing but watch the strangeness before them as their follow up questions went ignored. 

When he got to a spot under his ribs, Phantom screeched. “It’s gone!” 

“Phantom…?” 

Phantom looked out the Watch Tower window, his face morphing into one of fury. His eyes shined brightly and whatever he was looking for, he clearly found. 

“T̢̜̞̮ͭ̓ͫͦh̨̻̼͓͓̜ͭ̈͆ȃ̴̩ͅtͯ̚͏͇̮̖̙ ̡̭͎̝̟͇͙̏ͣ̑͛m̵̭͉͈̳̟͎͈̲̋̋o͈̮̫͓̪͔͐͠t͉̬̉͒̈́ͪ͠h͉̠̭͓̞͎̺͓ͥͥ͘e̅͗̔̿҉̞̪̺̮̗̜r͙̪̼͈̐̉͞ ̫̥̳̿̾͒͑͞f͔̟͈͍ͯ̊̏́ù̶̯̬̫͈͕c̲ͣ̓̿͠ͅk̦̘̖̭͕͉̹̥̈̍̈́ͤ͘e͚̬͗͡ͅr̛̤̩̺͂̃̇̉ͅ.”

To say the Justice League was surprised by the shift in the boys tone was an understatement. 

“Yeah, i’ll stop your threat.” Phantom growled, easily leaving the summoning circle. He shifted right through the wall and directly into space without a care. 

Silence filled the room, no one entirely sure what they’d done by summoning a baby Ancient. “So that happened.” Flash commented. “Are we still planning for doomsday?” 

“We’ll see…” Constantine muttered. “Though if that kid gets hurt, might be bad for the universe.” 

“Not what we wanted to hear, John.” Wonder Woman said, looking out the window. Nothing looked unusual to her. 

~

In an hour's time, Phantom returned just as distracted as he’d been when he’d left. He remained seated in the air as he held what looked like a cracked marble in his hands. It was surrounded by a mist, and inside sparked with many different colors. 

Phantom seemed to be sealing the crack, a smile on his face. 

Batman was the one to approach, and if he was anxious it was hard to tell. “Phantom.” He greeted cautiously. “You’re back.”

“Uh huh.” Phantom said, eyes glittering happily at the marble. “I got rid of your problem. Earth is safe.” 

“Got…rid of.” Batman repeated slowly, a tinge of disbelief in his voice. 

“So we’re good?” Flash asked. “Good work, kid.” 

“Yeah, he deserved it.” Phantom said, finally cradling the smooth marble in his palm. 

Constantine was still smoking, but his eyes were narrowed. “Do i wanna know what you’re doin’?”

Phantom beamed. “I got my planet back! It was a little broken but i fixed it.” 

“Your planet?” Green Lantern repeated, adrenaline hitting him. “The destroyed planet!?” 

“Yep.” Phantom looked pleased with himself. “Now i just gotta set it back in time eight days to get everyone back on track and i can put it back where it belongs.” 

“Put it…back.” Batman seemed to have trouble with the skill set of one teenager.” 

It was Superman who slid closer with a disarmingly charming smile. “May i ask what kind of Ancient you are. I admit i don’t know much about them.” 

Phantom perked up. “I’m the Ancient of Space!” He ignored Constantine’s groan from across the room. “I’m really glad you guys called me about this! It would have taken me a while to find a planet destroyed out of the natural timeline.” 

“And you have time abilities?” Wonder Woman asked softly. Time and Space was a heady combination. 

“Nope! But Clockwork does.” Phantom said. “He’ll do it for me.” 

“Will he?” The Flash stared. 

Phantom didn’t seem to notice the incredulous looks. As far as he was concerned, everyone was simply taking his explanations in stride. Tilting his head back his eyes shimmered with power. “Clockwork!” he called, voice reverberating oddly. No one missed Zatanna paling or Constantine cursing. No one had time to ask either before a tear appeared just to the right of Phantom. It split the very air apart in a green haze before a portal opened and a man floated out. Wrapped in a purple cloak, the man floated like Phantom did but had a ghostly tail instead of legs and off putting red eyes. 

He had a staff donned with clock gears and mechanisms that ticked in an unsettling way. No one needed an explanation, which was good because Constantine wasn’t going to give one. 

This was the Ancient of Time. They had two Ancients in the Watch Tower. 

Phantom didn’t seem bothered and held out his marble with a smile. “Fix!” he asked cheerfully. 

Clockwork turned from what appeared to be an adult man to an elderly man in the blink of an eye. “You know time is sensitive, Phantom. Not everything can be changed on a whim." 

Phantom’s smile lessened. He looked back and forth from Clockwork to the marble and back to Clockwork again. “I’ll cry. Swear to the Ancients, i’ll start crying.” 

The elderly Clockwork shifted back into the form of a young man. “Do you think tears will alter the timeline?” 

Batman smiled, almost. He knew a mischievous teen trying to get his way when he saw one. That theory proved correct when Phantom honestly did begin to sniffle, eyes becoming damp. 

“An asshole destroyed a piece of me.” Phantom said, lips wobbling. “I felt it. I didn’t feel good.” 

Clockwork’s form shifted again, this time into the form of a young child. He heaved a sigh, “If you start weeping you’ll summon the others.” 

Phantom nearly whimpered, holding out the marble still. Every member of the Justice League watched with bated breath. 

Clockwork crossed his arms. “How far back do you want it?” 

“Yay!” Phantom beamed immediately, impressing upon how young he must have been. “Eight days! Actually, maybe nine. That might be better for them. I’m sure the…Green Lantern…people… can explain that they lost little more than a week in order to be brought back. That’ll be fine, right?” 

Green Lantern was too stunned by the question to answer but it was fine since it seemed to be rhetorical coming from the young Ancient. 

Clockwork turned back into an adult and held his staff out over the marble Phantom held. There was no discernible change other than the hands on the staff’s clock face moving. Phantom was nearly bouncing in place which was interesting to see considering his feet weren’t on the floor. 

“Thank you, Clockwork!” Phantom said, looking delighted and completely missing the way Clockwork just sighed fondly. 

“Hurry along home before the yeti’s start to look for you.” Clockwork said in a fairly familiar tone. 

“Yes, yes.” Phantom said distractedly, tossing the marble up in the air where it disappeared. He tugged at his black suit right over his ribs and did the same invisibility trick again. He shifted twice until he found the patch of skin that held the group of freckles he wanted. 

No one was close enough to see for themselves, but Phantom crowed happily. “Good! It’s back where it’s supposed to be!” 

“It’s back?” Batman asked, a hint in his voice saying he had a hundred more questions. 

“Yep.” Phantom said. “It’s really annoying to me when someone destroys one of my stars or planets before their natural life cycles have worn out.” 

“Is that a map of the galaxy on your skin?” Wonder Woman asked, charmed by the constellation of freckles across his nose and under his pointed ears. 

“No.” Phantom said. “It’s a map of every universe on my skin. They overlap so sometimes i gotta hunt for the one i want a little.” 

“Every…” Superman sounded like he had the wind knocked out of him. 

“Come, Your Majesty.” Clockwork said, opening a shockingly green portal with his staff. “You’ve had your fun.” 

“Okay, okay.” Phantom mumbled. 

“Majesty?” Zatanna whispered, confusion coloring her tone. 

Phantom whipped back around to look at her with a sheepish grin. “Ah, yeah. I’m the King of the infinite Realm. Let me know if anyone else messes with one of my planets! Bye now.” 

The Ancients departed and Constantine started wheezing. 

“I take it no one knew the baby Ancient was a king?” Flash asked, a very startled silence taking over the Watch Tower. 

~~

I know i originally said that the planet had been destroyed but that somehow turned into it being eaten or absorbed or something so Danny got it back. 

I really just wanted Danny to find a missing planet on his skin and freaking out over it. 

Feel free to take this idea, though i’m sure something like it exists already. ^__^

Master List

[sleepy-grav3]

Amity Park hates the Justice League but loves Red Hood and sometimes other heroes

A/n: I got this random idea so here it is. Oh, and this is good reveal AU ok?

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Due to the Justice League mocking them and ignoring their villain problems that were also publicly interdimensional problems, everyone hates the JL. It got worst with the GIW coming in, who blatantly went against the meta-laws (which included aliens, demons and so much more that weren't human from the beginning). They started to think the Justice League supported them.

In the Infinite Realms, however, there's a revenant that many adored and others respected. He did not hold back against criminals. Criminals that would rape, kill, traffic, sell drugs, and more to people. He especially didn't like when they brought kids into this. He'd avenge people the way they should've been: by promising that their abuser/killer/whatever wouldn't be able to do it again. And in the place they lived in, the only way for that to be possible was by major injury, heavy social outcasting, and/or death. Most prefer the 3rd.

And after how long the Amitians dealt with the attacks which eventually came to a slow once or twice a week type thing, they started opening their minds to the idea of coexistence. Well, further than they had. So when people started to cross over and start making their small haunts in their side of the veil, the Amitian's began to become aware of the popular hero Red Hood. He was part of the undead community, which was trustworthy in everyone's books.

So Amity Park started making merch. Most of it was for Team Phantom, but there was plenty for Red Hood as well. There were other heroes on the side, like for Superboy 1 (who they renamed to Supernova due to their hatred for Superman for 2 reasons, the obvious and that he rejected a mirror-born), and Raven (the half demon).

And with this coexistence, Team Phantom had noticed the positive feedback about killing in the name of vengeance. So they went on the offensive, and after a good year of that, the GIW lost funding for producing no results and just taking up resources. The acts were still there, but nobody enacted them in Amity, and nobody actually knew or believed them outside of the haunted city.

Then the Justice League find out about the hero group there due to tracking merchandise after they started to sell outside of the city. Superman was the guy everyone liked, so he was sent over. He immediately got thrown out and was now questioning who the heck Supernova was and when he rejected him.

Flash? Outcast. Everyone ignored and walked away from him. they had the police, who never did anything or even had to anymore, kick him out.

Green Lanter? Oh the poor guy. He had his ring taken away and thrown out of the city somehow. It took hours to find it.

Wonder Woman, they had to be ok with her. Not at first, but once Phantom had a talk with her and people learned that they were cousins through Clockwork (Kronos) and Pandora, they were ok. ish. Tolerated was the best word and she got the info back to the league.

The batfamily took a trip there, dragging Red Hood along somehow. And right when Red Hood was noticed, a crowd began to form as everyone practically worshipped him. There were many victims he had avenged and an Ancient (Lady Gotham) came and gave him the gifts she couldn't without scaring the guy.

At one point, the poor guy even cried.

[bluerosefox]

Stellar Dynamics

You know what.

ANOTHER DPxDC idea (as if I write prompts for anything else lol ✍(◔◡◔)

And once again, I think I might have a hyperfixation rn, another deaged Dani (Ellie) and Dan (Dante)! and Dad!Danny.

And you know what, lets make it another DannyxConner idea.

Danny is on a field trip with his class (NOT in Gotham though, LOVE Gotham but lets go with a different city) in like Central City or Metropolis (If Metropolis, Danny is SUPER excited to see the space sections they have at the museum they no doubt have, because well SUPERMAN is an alien and based in their city. If in Central City Conner is visiting Bart.)

During the trip he bumps into Conner and the two just hit it off. Conner enjoys listening to Danny rant about space and the stars and finds watching Danny's eyes light up in joy kinda cute. And if he got his new hero name Supernova from listening to Danny's rants about the stars well... no one needs to know how he got it.

Danny likes how chill Conner is and how the guy stood against Dash and the other jocks when Dash decided he wanted to mess with Danny during the trip, a rare thing nowadays but sometimes Dash does try, and how he respects/likes Danny's friends.

He didn't even say anything negative or hurtful when he found out Danny has two kids back home.

In the end the two exchange numbers, flirt hard, and maybe set up a date in the future. And then more dates. Becoming boyfriends. AND meeting the family. Conner is smitten with just out of toddlerhood Ellie and toddler Dante and adores them. And he loves how the Fentons just love him the moment he stepped into their house and was introduced as Danny's boyfriend, he made sure to bring over a pie Ma should him how to make.

Things get a bit complicated when Conner, Supernova, is at a reunion of YJ members and his phone lights up with a text message from Danny.

He's smiling with a goofy/soft look when he opens the text and see's its a picture of Danny holding a pouting toddler Dante and Ellie on his lap smiling with a notable gap in her teeth at the camera. The message he got was 'Ellie wanted you to know she finally lost her first baby tooth. Dan's been grumpier, I think he misses you.'

He is pulled out of his happy thoughts and musings when he hears Bart gasp hard and drop a bowl of snacks onto the floor. Conner turns to from the future Speedster and see's him about to have a panic attack.

Bart, Impulse, is having a freak out after catching a glimpse of the text picture Conner had gotten and being nosy wanted to know what got his friend to smile so smitten. He knew of Conner's current boyfriend and the kids Conner adores but haven't had time to be introduced to them or even see a pic.

He wasn't expecting to see the very MONSTER of his NIGHTMARES that basically destroyed the world in the FUTURE as a toddler pouting at a camera and surrounded by two smiling identical looking people either. People he never saw in the future or with HIM AND-

Oh.... OH!

Was that why he turned evil? Did something happen to his family?

[woodland-gremlin]

Summoning Your Secret Boyfriend Pt. 6

First Previously AU Summary

“‘Even’ nothing. Now we are going to drop this, summon the new King, beg them for forgiveness and for them to deal with Trigon, and fix those disastrous laws!” Constantine declared while pulling out a book with a strange aura out of his coat pocket.

Red Robin internally sighed in relief. They were finally getting somewhere. He had been worried that they would be stuck getting integrated until Trigon was right on top of them. Not that it would stop them from getting questioned after the whole fiasco was over, but, small mercies.

From the way Batman was glaring at Supernova and Red Robin it was even more obvious that the Bat wouldn’t let it go. The only thing stopping him being the pressing matter with Trigon and the occult magician being very willing to yell at him if he kept poking. Though it did make Red Robin wonder how he planned to do so, it wasn’t like he lived at the manor anymore. No one but Alfred noticed that the only time they saw him was at the cave, and even that was rare. Really makes one question about the ‘World’s Greatest Detective’ title that Batman held. Danny certainly doesn’t think so with all his nicknames for him, and after the last few years he was inclined to agree. You really shouldn’t meet your heroes.

The Laughing Magician worked and while watching him make the summoning circle Red Robin and Supernova were suddenly glad that neither offered to make it. If they did they might have never stopped getting questioned. Even Constantine would have probably joined them with how differently their summoning circle would be. While the con man made an intricate circle with the title of Ghost King being the main factor, with candles placed at significant points and fancy offerings, the two boyfriends had a much simpler approach. The biggest differences being name and title. They call Danny by name, which makes it significantly easier than a broad title to summon him. Add on to the fact that most of the titles that Constantine are using are only Danny’s by default the ease in summons is a lot easier. Though them being his boyfriends and offering snacks plays a big factor in it too.

The occult magician then began to chant in Esperanto. Candles began to flicker, changing to Relam’s green. The room’s temperature began to drop, frost creeping across the floor and walls. Wind that shouldn’t be possible in a space station whipped around, flipping Batman and Superman’s capes over their heads. A neon green crack appeared in the air above the summoning circle. Claws clutching the tear in reality before ripping it further.

Out from the tear in reality stepped out an ethereal being. White hair that moved like it was underwater. Lavender skin with freckles spaced out like constellations. Bright green lighting birch scars crawling over their body, cutting all the up to their brow. Eyes glowing the same erie color with the one the scar cut through being that singular color, sclera and all. A crown seemingly made of aurora lights and ice, radiating power. A fur lined coat seemingly made from space only added to the otherworldliness, A ring shaped like a skull, signaling the being as one of death. Armor with small dents here and there showing that it isn’t just for decoration. That this being that they summoned was a fighter, a King forged in battle.

 Everyone but Red Robin and Supernova froze. They thought that they were prepared. They knew that they would be powerful, enough that they could rule over beings like Trigon. But no words could have prepared them for the aura bearing down on them. All their bravo was drained out of the minute they were subjected to the King’s presence. Aquaman was especially shaken. He was a King as well but he felt like nothing compared to the one in front of him. Like a big fish in a small pond thrust to face the ruler of the ocean.

“Were you the ones that summoned me, freeing from the bane that is paperwork?” the being asked.

To be continued . . .

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[mamawasatesttube]

tell me about tim hitting on supernova and being a whore 👀

also asked by @derp-a-la-sheep !!

"tim drake hits on supernova. whore.docx" is some futurefic identity shenanigans. i.e. tim drake, hapless civilian that he is, visits his sweet ol country boyfriend conner kent in metropolis, and the two of them say huh, it'd be fun to go down to that park and check out all the food trucks and little market stalls this weekend! and tim drake, since he's a nice boyfriend, offers to step into the bank on the way over and get some cash at the atm, which would be all well and good if a bunch of wannabe bank robbers from out of state didn't also step into the bank in the interest of cash.

what this turns into: oh no!!! 😱 there's some guys with guns!! in the bank!!! ...yes, seriously, some people tried robbing this bank with guns, regular old normal guns, in superman's city. don't worry guys, supernova's got this, as soon as he can stop laughing, anyways.

so we have tim, stuck on the inside of a hostage situation, pouting. because he could have handled it himself if he had his costume on him. but noooo, he has to play the scared rich prettyboy from out of town because it's keeping the robbers attention on him and not the other people stuck in the bank. ugh. he hates having to sit around pretending he's helpless. he's so mad!!!

and then we have kon effortlessly scaring the shit out of the bank robbers, clearly having a great time, making a bunch of bad jokes. and tim is just like. oohhhh im so mad. i need to go make out with my sexy boyfriend who just disintegrated 15 guns and maybe then i won't be as mad. the worst part of this is that tim ISNT even hitting on supernova. he's just staring at him like 👁️👁️. and then someone next to him goes "yeah. dreamy, isn't he?" and tim's like. um. (how would a civilian from out of town who has never actually grabbed that butt react to this.) y. yes? yes. dreamy. yeah. totally?

and of course that means when kon is getting him "to safety" he's like. wow, you think i'm dreamy, citizen? and tim goes :/ i have a boyfriend. and kon, giggling in midair, is like, oh yeah? is he cute? and then, because i make memes about my own wips instead of writing them sometimes, we have a visual aid for the choice tim suddenly finds himself facing:

anyway its just lighthearted shenanigans and a look at what kon's ttk looks like to "outsiders" and people on the ground. and also kon making fun of tim when tim is ALREADY pouting about being stuck as a civilian during this whole incident. shouldnt actually be too long if i can just... write it... ough!

[suzukiblu]

For @cristinacclearwater, 🐦‍⬛😇🔪 and “interdimensional kidnapping via Robin”.

“I’m not good enough at it,” Kon says very, very quietly, making it sound like a confession. “So I–don’t deserve to.” 

Tim spares a moment to boil alive, then just–exhales, and lets the feeling go. Just–for the moment, anyway. He’s just putting that feeling in a box until he can beat it out of a punching bag or fuel a few dozen training routines with it. 

“That’s bullshit,” he says very, very evenly. “For starters, you can’t improve at anything if you’re not allowed to practice it.” 

“Superman was faster, though,” Kon says, practically a whisper. “And he could do it longer.” 

“Superman couldn’t even fly at all at your age,” Tim says, still trying not to boil alive. “Literal or physiological. He was at least eighteen when he started.” 

“. . . huh?” Kon says, and–blinks. Stutters a step, and nearly misses it. “He–what?” 

“You can only fly at this age because of your TTK,” Tim says, glancing down at him. “Supernova could only fly because of his until he was eighteen or nineteen himself. And Supergirl–well, she was sixteen when she got here, admittedly, and she was apparently flying right away, but she absorbs yellow sunlight more effectively than Superman does and also knew what to expect, plus–” 

Kon’s staring blankly at him. Tim–pauses. Maybe that was a little too much information at once, yeah.

[fangedxnight1836]

Characters of the day:

The Booster-Beetle family (aka the people associated with Blue Beetle and Booster Gold).

If the names are bolded and italicised then the person is also kind of apart of the family as well!

We included Rani Carter in a different post, be sure to check that out!!

Booster Gold - Micheal John Carter the (bestBoi)

Information about him :

He is from the 25th Century, which is the same as the Reverse Flash. He lived in Gotham city at that time with his mother and twin sister.

His father, Jon Carter had a gambling problem which caused him to leave his family before his kids turned 4. Later on he joined the time stealers and became the villain, Supernova.

Worked alongside Dirk Davis and Trixie Collins during his Goldstar INC days.

Was/Is in the JLI (through Maxwell Lords help) and the JLA. Also joined the Conglomerate which was run by Max Lords ex wife.

In the JLI, Booster met his best friend, Ted Kord aka Blue Beetle, and they became the infamous "Blue and Gold" duo.

A glory seeker and when he was younger, he sought after money from his role as a superhero, often doing sponsorships and cereal ads.

He stole his suit from the Museum he worked at, his flight ring was from the legion of superheroes.

The time sphere he stole from the museum to go back in time was made by Rip Hunter.

He has an indestructible forcefield around himself which managed to survive a punch against Doomsday. He also managed to throw some punches against Doomsday, before Superman stepped in.

He faked his own death, along with the help of Rip Hunter and reappeared as Supernova.

Once went evil and became black beetle.

He tried to save Teds life many times by going back in time. In the injustice universe, he was sent to a time prison for the amount of times he tried to save his life. He was always quite unsuccessful.

He loved superman when he was younger, and was inspired by him to become a superhero, however when he started to work in Metropolis Superman was often annoyed by his mannerisms.

Despite how he acts Booster Gold wishes to do more with the abilities he has (Genuinely a person with a heart) but due to his role and status he has to degrade himself for the sake of the universe.

He speaks/thinks in Esperanto - told by Ted Kord.

Married and divorced a woman named Gladys.

When he heard the news that Ted had died, he became overwhelmed by grief and shot an energy blast at Batman, who was luckily saved by Superman.

When he was drunk he managed to run over Barry Allen and Wally West in the timesphere.

He doesn't know that he is the father of Rip Hunter.

He managed to gain Batman's respect.

He tried to save Barbara Gordon from getting paralysed by Joker.

Ted redesigns and fixes his suit.

Has a 21st Century ancestor named Daniel Carter who Rip passed the Supernova mantle onto.

Head canons:

He acts like an NPC during his TikTok live streams “thank you for the flowers" while backflipping.

He has merchandise that he always plugs and adds to his video descriptions.

He acts like a male wife for Ted.

He uses a lot of anime references when talking to the JLI “Believe it”.

He ALWAYS gets called out for looking like Reigen Arataka or Johnny Bravo.

He visits Ted Kords grave stone almost every time.

Skeets :

He is basically a robot Alfred.

He was a robot from the future that was stolen from a museum by Booster Gold.

His main powers include Time travel, hacking, flight, healing, live streaming, energy projection etc.

He is very loyal to his companion Booter Gold.

He was a security Robot in metropolis.

During the JLI days, he was kept in a closet.

Once interested in the robot that Ted made.

Rip Hunter - UNKNOWN FIRST NAME Carter:

Information about him:

Guardian of the time stream and a well known Time traveller. Also the leader of the Time Masters. Main job is to protect the continuity of the timestream.

His favourite colour is green.

Works with his girlfriend and fellow time traveller Bonnie Baxter, her younger brother Corky and Jeff Smith.

The son of Booster Gold, though current Booster is unaware of this.

Rani’s nickname for him is Boppy.

He gives Booster missions to carry out.

He aided Animal man in his own time travelling adventures.

He is very serious, you wouldn’t tell that him and Booster are related.

Invented many different time travelling technologies.

Some Head canons :

He watches Dance mums a lot so when he shouts at Booster or anyone else he makes sure to quote a lot he hears.

He once got put into time out from Booster.

No one told him that wearing skinny jeans is not in the new trends.

He dyes his hair to not keep to the allegations.

He loves his chalk board more than himself.

Michelle Carter - Goldstar

Information about her:

The younger twin sister of Micheal Carter.

Followed Michael along when he went to the past with her own suit and technology which is nearly identical to Boosters.

Calls Booster "Mikey".

Rani adores her.

She was supposed to have died when she first came to the past, but Rip Hunter managed to stop that from happening. She spent some time unaware of the deeper implications of her return until it is forcefully revealed to her by Rex Hunter. This left her traumatised and obsessing over her death which caused her to escape into the timestream. Booster managed to coerce her into coming back to the present.

Some head canons :

She loves Sabrina Carpenter.

Rani and her to get ready for the day videos.

She basically lives in her outfit .

She is the carbon copy of Booster /female Booster.

Despite her and Booster being alike she is more bearable.

Daniel Garrett - Blue Beetle I

Information about him:

He was the first Blue Beetle as well as: an Archaeologist and the Professor of Ted Kord.

He found the Scarab in Egypt, which was alien technology used by the Reach to take over planets.

He joined the Mystery Men during 1930s-1940s. After the Vietnam War, he teamed up with Christopher Smith.

Was killed by Jarvis Kord, Teds uncle, on his island.

Was apart of Charltons Comics along with Judomaster, Ted Kord, Tiger and the Question before getting merged into DC's continuity. Now considered to be a Silver age character.

Has a granddaughter named Danielle.

Left his mantle and his scarab to Ted.

Headcanons:

Acted as a father figure to Ted.

Tried to make Ted babysit Sparky when he had to go on long missions with the Mystery men.

Would be a fan of Night in the museum.

Would get along with Alan Scott if they properly met.

Sparkington J Northrup - Sparky / Spunk

Information about him:

The sidekick of Dan.

He is British, and was adopted by Lord Wellington Northrup who fled to America during WW2.

Fox Comics created him to save their company and (copy other successful sidekick characters like Robin and Bucky Barns) to appeal to a younger demographic.

Mostly seen with Blue Beetle, helping out and battling villains during WW2.

Appeared again in the recent comic, Stargirl: The lost children, where he was stuck on an island with other forgotten sidekicks of popular heroes and was rescued by Red Arrow and Stargirl.

Headcanons:

A big fanboy of Robin and the Teen titans, but definitely Robin in particular.

Tried to come up with his own catchphrase, similar to that of the "holy ___, Batman!". Dan did not find this amusing in the slightest.

Carries around a joke book to read to Ted or Dan. Made occasional bug jokes.

Tries to disguise his British accent.

Would hate Tracy Beaker.

Theodore Steven Kord - Blue Beetle II

Information about him:

The second Blue Beetle after Dan, and picked up the mantle because he felt guilty that his uncle had killed Dan, and because Dan had asked him to carry on his legacy.

Despite the Scarab not working for him, Ted managed to train himself (he has good acrobatic skills), and with his intelligence and excellent engineering skills he built himself lots of gadgets and even a ship named Bug!

He had no real direction for himself.

His father had left him Kord Omniversal when he had passed, and he did manage to revitalise the company so that its R&D managed to rival STAR Labs, but with all the work in the JLA as Blue Beetle, he did occasionally get the company bankrupt.

Was apart of JLI where he met Booster, and the two managed to get each other in a lot of trouble, but still remained close friends.

Known for his odd sense of humour and his mouth getting himself into trouble with other members.

Retired from super-heroics and helped out the Birds of Prey and Barbara Gordon, with the two of them becoming close online friends.

He has a new (kind of) sister named Victoria Kord, who is the enemy of Jaime Reyes, and she is jealous of Ted inheriting the company instead of her.

Was killed by his old friend and manager Max Lord.

He does suffer from a heart condition, which caused him to retire.

Headcanons:

Tries to make Booster stay over at his place as much as possible, so that he would stop disappearing to the Time Lab, without telling him.

Tried to build a prank-popcorn machine for the JLI to make multi-coloured popcorn that would pop everywhere, but Batman was the first to use it.

Orders Chocos to Martian Manhunter when he is bored.

Always references Booster.

Tries to hack the Batcomputer, did it but no one believes him.

Always references the "ONE PUNCH, JUST ONE PUNCH" but the younger generation of heroes thinks he is talking about Saitama.

Jaime Reyes - Blue Beetle III

Information about him:

The third and current Blue Beetle.

Mexican-american, where he lives in El Paso, Texas.

Wanted to become a dentist, as told by Eclipso.

Has a younger sister called Milagro Reyes who is aware of his brothers status as a hero. She is a boostle shipper.

He got the scarab during Infinite crisis, when Ted lost the scarab during a visit to the Rock of Eternity. The Rock was destroyed during a battle between Shazam and the Spectre. The scarab landed in Texas where Jaime discovered it alongside his friends Paco and Brenda.

His scarab was called Khaji-da and was able to communicate with Jaime unlike really with Dan, when it connected to his spine.

Booster sought him out and fought with him, distraught that there was a new Blue Beetle. However, they reconciled and he acted as a mentor figure to him.

Guy Gardner also confronts him and talks to him about Ted and his legacy.

Jaime met with Danielle to discuss more about the Scarab.

He encounters the Reach and had to fight them.

Is in a romantic relationship with Traci Thirteen.

In young justice, he and Impulse were seen to be close friends.

He was apart of the JLA and currently is apart of the Teen Titans.

Headcanons:

Sometimes speaks in spanish when he gets nervous, angry or by accident.

Would argue with Khaji-da in public or speak to him in public, to the confusion of everyone else.

Comes up with rebuttals to arguments way after they happen.

Lilly - Gold beetle

Information about her:

Is a time traveller and works alongside Wally West and Impulse.

Her ship, called the Gold Bug, is powered by a Worlogog which allows it to travel through time and become smaller.

Operates on planet flash.

Has a good sense of humour.

Knowledgeable about time travelling.

Comes from a long line of Booster-Beetle time travellers.

Is in a relationship with Jai west, Wally's son.

Seen to use future slang.

Her past is unknown.

Head canons:

Sings future songs and references future events or media in order to get on people's nerves.

Goes to visit Rani Carter, they would be friends.

Goes back in time to stop herself from doing embarrassing things.

[monstrsball]

omg tell me more abt captains superheroes au!!!!!

GLADLY!

so my general idea here is five (mostly) solo superheroes coming together as a team. still not sure what actually brings the five of them together/why they choose to start working as a team but. thats the idea!

rambling under the cut, shoutout to @wormcoded he helped me come up with like. all of the superhero aliases.

before i forget, a note here that i think they're like. college aged here? maybe a little older.

a rundown on each of them:

kuroo - forcefield user!! violet from incredibles core except no invisibility. i really liked the idea of him having a power that's mostly defensive because of him being a middle blocker in canon. and i think a power that would force him to think creatively (for offensive use) suits him well. crafty bastard (affectionate).

the superhero alias he WANTS to go by and is trying to make happen is 'Pure Carbon', however the public have decided on something different (i have yet to figure out what though)

he doesn't fully work solo before meeting the others! he has kenma as his guy in the chair. kenma was the first one to know when kuroo figured out he had powers and has helped him come up with creative ways to use it. literally kuroo would not the hero he is without kenma. (the kuroken in this au is 100% platonic though, im shooting for kurodai i think)

the fact that kuroo has a civilian helping him will cause conflict with two of the others (daichi & oikawa) later though.

bokuto, "supernova" - i don't know how to easily sum up his powers. um... he can float/fly and he can glow :] light based powers basically. very much tied to his emotions too. i imagine there's more for him to discover. i kinda like the idea of him being a newer hero who has only gotten his powers recently.

also fairly strong but it's unknown whether these are his powers or if he's just like that. (probably the latter) i think he's the one who is the most eager for them to be a cool superhero team. the heart, if you will.

he mostly works solo HOWEVER. akaashi does know bokuto's secret and is the one who coined bokuto's superhero name. big akaashi gay moment but also he kinda had to step in cause bokuto was fully prepared to just go by his name, lmao. akaaahi being fully in the loop similarly causes issues with the group (again, oikawa and daichi) when they figure it out.

undecided whether bokuaka are dating or still Pining So Hard.

daichi, "kenichi" - does not have powers! just some guy, the hero. sort of the reason why his superhero persona name is just. a name. (kenichi can mean 'strong first son') and also well he's daichi. i'm thinking he isn't even the one who came up with it, a little old lady he helped called him it and it stuck. everyone's older brother :]

i need to figure what his whole deal is. how he fights, why he started this, etc etc but. he is literally So hero complex (part one). but him not having any powers just felt right to me. daichi would be the token normal guy on a superhero team.

his friendships are. mostly okay? but suga has picked up on daichi obviously hiding something from them and just acting really weird. so he's trying to get to the bottom of it. in a nosy annoying friend way to mask that he's actually getting really worried. he's made asahi aware of this too though asahi is of the mind that daichi will come to them eventually so they should just give him time.

ushijima, "miracle boy" - has been a hero the longest. i think he was born with his powers while the other three developed them later in life. (still undecided whether it was a natural thing or if some of them had Science Mishaps)

he has very cliche superman-esque powers. flight, super strength, etc.

and im toying with the idea of like. yes he is Miracle Boy but he also doesn't really have a "secret identity". anyone could find out his real name if they dug deep enough. more of a public figure than the others.

and with that in mind, i think it being something where like he was Exposed as a teenager and as a result ended up pulling away from the friendships he had then. but he gets inspired later (by bokuto!) to maybe try and rekindle these friendships.

oikawa, "sōzu" - plant powers. obviously. i had to do it. i also like the idea of them being semi-tied to his emotions like bokuto's. they're guys with big emotions to me. the inspiratiom for his name is a japanese water fountain that's designed to scare away wildlife from gardens. yes he's a little pretentious. yes he would probably say something dramatic about the whole city being his garden. it's just who he is as a person.

hero complex PART TWO! in a different font than daichi but still.

is in the process of basically torpedoing all of his relationships in the name of "keeping his loved ones safe". king of self destructive tendencies.

basically, a few months ago he broke up with iwaizumi but didn't tell him the real reason why. (iwaizumi does not know about oikawa's secret however he does heavily suspect that oikawa is hiding something from him) they are trying to do the "lets stay friends" thing but it's not going so well. iwaizumi is mad because oikawa is obviously keeping something from him and he's trying to act like nothing happened between them.

his friendships with makki and mattsun are also strained because of the whole iwaizumi thing and also he keeps randomly ditching their hangouts with shitty excuses for superhero reasons.

(there is a whole odd miraculous ladybug-esque iwaoisuga sort of love triangle happening here but i'm trying not to write more for oikawa's section than everyone else 💀)

[providencehq]

Some more Reverse Robins stuff! My AU isn't limited to just the bats but also some of the other DC families/groups as well. Jon Kent is the first son of Clark, a kryptonian human hybrid. He grew up alongside Damian (who is much more prickly here) and he doesn't get aged up! That never happens!! He grows up normally but still faces his own tragedies that help to shape him into a kind and protective man! Jon ends up originally taking on the name Superboy but later on he takes up the name Supernova when he discovers new powers around the same time Conner comes into the scene. Him and Conner somewhat grow up together but he does his best to reign Conner in and help him learn when Superman is off world saving imprisoned Kryptonians. He never takes on the mantle of Superman, opting to stay with Supernova as he discovers himself outside of the great deeds and ideals of his father.

Conner Kent is still a partial clone in the reverse robins au. He is cloned to be a much earlier age (approximately 9) rather than a teenager so that it would be easier for Lex Luthor to raise him. He's discovered a few years later by Clark accidently. It's quite the mess but a few months go by and Clark, manages to take him away from Luthor before any safeguards were implemented into him from going "rouge". Conner isn't exactly a clone of Luthor and Kent but more so a partial clone of Kent and heavily modified human DNA in order to fill in the gaps since Kryptonian DNA is super weird in regards to cloning. There's no Luthor DNA in him. He's raised by Clark and Lois alongside Jon as they try to help him learn his powers (and how they differ from theirs) and keep him under control. As a young teenager, he forces himself into the superhero scene by taking Jon's old name, Superboy. He's pretty reckless and struggles with his emotions about how he's a clone and relations with his family and kryptonians that stems from that. He ends up joining Young Justice later on and that's where he's at currently.

[mbirnsings-71]

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM HERE 2 ASK 4 5 SONGS 2 ADD 2 MY PLAYLIST :D!!!! SO LIKE TOP 5??? ATM MAYB :D!!!!! TYYY

You're insane and my god I don't know how I'm gonna do this but I am gonna try so like in no particular order here's a top 5 cause I have too many songs I listen to (a.k.a this may or may not be songs I have that loop in my brain for hours at a time or have at some point-)

1) red wine supernova - Chappell Roan

CAUSE IT IS A BANGER!! AND HAS TO BE LIKE MY FAVORITE SONG OF HER'S

2) Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan

Cause I might as well just make this a Chappell Roan post but like her Music hits okay-

3) Good Luck, Babe - Chappell Roan

BECAUSE I AM A USELESS SAPPHIC AND THIS SONG AND OTHER CHAPPELL ROAN SONGS FIT ONE OF MY OCS SO WELL AND LIKE IT'S A VIBE-

4) Too Sweet - Hozier

Finally a non Chappell Roan song but it is Hozier so like uhhhh yeehaw I guess- again this is just a song I have on loop on my head so yeehaw-

5) waiting for Superman - Daughtry

It was either this one or Kryptonite by 3 doors down for 5th place But it's because I was trying to find the theme song from Smallville but I can not remember the name of it but because of that you get songs with superman references in them as a treat-

This is such a hard ask if you ask me again in a week I will probably have different answers depending on what I've been looping that week 🫶

[radioactive-earthshine]

I AM THE ANON WHO SENT THAT LONG ASS SUPERFAM STORY!! THERE IS MORE BUT I HAD TO GO BEFORE I COULD FINISH IT

SO!! In the aftermath of the battle with Xenon, as everyone is like, taking a breather after that hellish battle, they realize they can’t find Kara. After looking around for her, Clark, Kon, and Kenan realize they can’t her heartbeat at all. John Henry, who’s now just barely awake, reveals that she follows she followed Jon and Chris into the Phantom Zone. This leads to the next arc, of them coming up with some kind of plan to save Kara, Chris, and Jon.

Meanwhile, in between everyone adjusting to the timeline and catching up, Kon is having weird dreams. He’s constantly seeing fire and the world ending in flames, followed by nightmares of Kon, Chris, and Jon in the Phantom Zone. Initially, the whole thing is thought to be PTSD: almost dying from Laney’s supernova + survivor’s guilt. They’re only half right: after manifesting flame/heat vision, it’s believed that his general Kryptonian abilities are making a return, but they’re wrong. Instead, the question of how Kon survived Laney’s solar flare is answered: he’s the new vessel of the Flamebird entity. He’s a member of/got a connection to the Parliament of Flames that lets him absorb not only solar radiation, but fire/heat in general as well. Likewise, the dreams he’s been having of Kara and the boys in the Phantom Zone are real and the result of fledgling Nightwing-Flamebird connection. Like Kon and Flamebird, Kara is the new vessel of the Nightwing entity. Using his powers, she’s been able to stop her and boys from being “taken over” by the Phantom Zone.

Blah blah blah. Anyways, the Superfam get together and realize that they can retrieve Kara and the boys by a combination of Kenan’s Magic and Kon’s connection to Kara to open up a portal that takes them directly to her. They bust Kara, Chris, and Jon out, but as they get back to the real world, surprise!! Both Chris and Jon have been de-aged back into kids.

In the end, Clark takes them both back and after running some tests, it’s revealed that Jon doesn’t at all remember his time as Superman, but he does recall his time spent with Ultraman in the volcano. Chris meanwhile can’t recall anything at all from the time he was lost in the time stream and found by Xenon.

This is the end of the “Superfam Hunt” and leads to the kick off of 1) Nightwing and Flamebird, starring Kara and Kon, with Streaky and Krypto, 2) Supergirl Inc., starring Cir, Nat, and Traci as the Supergirl Trio™️ again, mentored by Karen as Power Woman, and finally 3) Superwoman, starring Linda-Mae and Lana, sharing the title.

That’s the end. Thank you for entertaining my delusions in your inbox!! I’ve been wanting to get this out + this has really helped me iron this idea out

Kon as Flamebird and Kara as Nightwing are a delight and something I would never have come up with myself. I like that this pulls everyone in and retcons the most fervent of criticisms of the Superfam by so many.

Tell me what you would do if you had full creative control to write for DC with NO push back from editors and who would you piss off the most with your unhinged creative wiles?

[alzrite]

After jumping through a portal with his clone/sister Danny finds himself falling toward a giant T-shaped building. He crashes through one of the windows and lands in front of Supernova and Cardinal.

---

Kon has a somewhat good relationship with the supers here. I feel like Jon is the main reason for this. His new hero name lets him still be a part of the Kryptonians while not being integrally tied to Superman. Most of the time he is in San Fransisco and lives in the tower. He regularly visits the Kent farm and stays for a day or two before returning. He's still working on making himself a civilian life with the help of his friends.

Tim is no longer Robin and has decided to move on from Red Robin. He now spends most of his time in San Fransisco and occasionally goes to Gotham for business meetings. Tim has distanced himself from the family after the Brucequest but keeps regular contact with certain members; Alfred (whos growing old and always sends cookies each month), Dick (who apologized profusely and is trying to make up for mistakes while regularly saying sorry in texts), Jason (they provide each other with information for cases and the occasional blackmail. Its more of a working relationship than a familial one)

---

Danny thought his parents took the reveal well.

They didn't

Before he knew that he had already intoduced his clone-sister (she wants a new name and is still deciding. The name will end up with the nickname Ellie. Eleanore?) to his parents and they had taken her as their own.

Or so he thought.

He found her bleeding in the lab. The portal wasnt fuctioning due to a large dent on it. His parents were staring at him. He picked her up and ran.

Unfortunately the GIW was outside. Some bystanders decided to distract them. They were taken care of.

A portal appeared while the two siblings fought. They fled.

They didn't anticipate the portal leading to the sky. Ellie passed out from the injuries while Danny was barely awake.

Theres something falling from the sky and its falling fast.

So, what does Jon do? He catches it. Only it is not an it that he caught but a she. And she is dripping green all over. And boy does the green sure looks like its blood with all the gashes it was oosing out of.

Jon panics and does the only thing he can think of.

"DAD!"

Superman appears beside him near insantly.

"Jon, what's-"

He stops mid question as he spots the girl in his arms.

"Let's get her somewhere safe."

[bookofkatherine]

In The Body Of A Goddess

From the Tree of Good and Evil to a staggering 300+ Superman babies, here's a list of everything Gustaf stored inside of my body "for safekeeping." (And how we're removing them.)

It's December 3, 2024 and my feeds have been a bit quiet lately. And there's a reason for that. A very, very good reason. We've been fucking busy. And I don't mean 'eat Thanksgiving turkey' busy or 'travel for the holidays' busy.

I mean like 'my uncle stored Toon Town in my body and, oh fuck, Jessica Rabbit doesn't want to leave' busy.

You see. It all began when the Aether began to die inside of me. I had so much that it took a decade to really work away on it. In the end, a huge battle occurred over the last few weeks and the leftover Aether across the world - most of it in my body - began to die. Finally.

Aether converts matter to dark matter, and seeks out host bodies in order to draw strength from their life force, i.e., energy from energy from living organisms, thereby sapping them of energy in a process that would inevitably prove fatal. Many attacked by Aether and similar poisonous are diagnosed with a variety of chronic illnesses, like chronic pain syndrome, inflammatory diseases and quite often functional neurological disorder.

It took some time. But after a couple of weeks, I left Convergence Day and walked into Thanksgiving Day with 99.5% of all the Aether inside of me destroyed, the rest fading like shadows.

Time to celebrate, right?

Wrong.

As the last of the Aether began to fade, I began to have horrible and violent seizures. But these didn't feel like my normal seizures. They didn't hit the places where the Aether had lived. Instead, they hit a variety of places - and it always felt like I was being ripped apart from the inside out.

It took a long time to solve. And that's because only one of us in the entire Order knew that I was being used like a storage locker for humanity. Famous manuscripts, musicians, authors, cartoon characters, ships, planets, supernovas and black holes... even entire cities had been thrown inside of me to protect them.

Yes. You read that right. "Protect them." Not "protect me."

I mention that because it was my protect-or who threw all of this shit inside of me! Dear ol' uncle Gustaf!!!

Meeting Casanova

Well. Once the Aether died off, it no longer fed off of everything stored inside of me. And everything stored inside of me - once they had their strength back - wanted OUT! And out NOW! (Can you blame them?)

Well, to be honest, a few did not want out of me. Like Casanova. Dear God, that man. *eyeroll* I fed him Anna Paquin and he finally let go of me and left my body. Anna had just lost her vampire companion of the last year and was quite broken-hearted. But that vampire had made love to her like he was Eric Northman himself, honestly.

Casonava (2005) starring Heath Ledger.

And since I'm married to the real Eric Northman, I knew just how much sex she was used to - not to mention the quality of it. Short version of the story? Casanova was a perfect match. I haven't heard from him since he met her. Thank you Jesus.

The Removal Process

Anyhow, let's talk about what we've removed from my body over the last seven days, whether it/them wanted to go or not. Some of the removals hurt like hell, tearing me to shreds as it left my body (like the stone from the tomb of Christ), and others simply felt like relief in certain parts of my body, and everything else in between.

Everything, angels to demons to fantastic human cities and other worlds in between, were stored inside the Lady of Light/Bride of Christ for safekeeping. Some were killed. Some were sent to the new earth. Others joined the Order, like the founding fathers of America.

Oh. And I don't want to talk about the removal process. It was different for every one. Sometimes Gustaf removed them. Sometimes it had to be Thor, sometimes Tom Selleck and sometimes, when it was really bad, it was King Arthur (yeah, the guy from over a thousand years ago).

King Arthur is my son with Christ. And if I didn't know that, I would have had a much more difficult time with the things he had to do to me in order to get sh*t out of me. Like the supernova today. Arthur had to lick a spot on my chest.

And, as per usual, Downey called. "Uh, Downey here." Pause. "What the fuck." He doesn't ask it like a question. He makes a statement. That's how he always says it when crazy shit goes down. It usually makes me laugh.

But when they found the Tree of Good and Evil in my brain and King Arthur was the one who had to pull it out, with the Jolly Green Giant's help (do you REALLY think anyone could write this shit!? but you just don't want to imagine really living it, do you!??), I didn't laugh when Robert Downey Jr. called.

The Tree of Good and Evil had been stored in my brain for safekeeping and had taken deep roots, even leaving behind some of its poisonous fruit. That removal hurt like fuck too!

"Downey here. What the fuck."

I was clinging to my husband Nick's head, gasping for breath, wracked with the pain of such a terrible removal, when he called. "Read *gasp* the *gasp* room..." I wheezed. "Pick your battles, babe."

And I fell off the line.

The Removal List

So! No, I'm not going to talk about what is was like having all of these removed from my body. And no. I don't think they're done. But sufficed to say, my body can't handle too many removals at once.

So. Here is the list - that I can remember - so far. And I'll try to put them in general order of discovery and removal for you.

Flaming dagger

Flaming apple

Cursed apple

Spikes lining private parts

Cursed nuts, bolt, barbed wire and plates packed into my womb (Benedict removed them)

Mozart

Beethoven

Vivaldi

Other famous classical composers

Their music sheets

Their castles, horses and villages

Prophet Isaiah

Prophet Jeremiah

Prophet Joel

Other prophets of the Bible (I lost count)

The Smurfs (a ton of them)

Pieces of Chris Hemsworth (Otherside Chris/Thor variant)

Pieces of Tom Hiddleston (Loki/Adonis variant)

Piece of my uncle Stefan's heart (Gustaf put it in there without Stefan's knowledge or permission. Stefan was furious. Gustaf said Stefan would die if I removed it from me and put it back into Stefan, but I rolled my eyes, popped it back in Stefan and all it did was give Stefan a huge sigh of relief. Oy vey. Mamacita!)

Piece of my uncle Gustaf (Of course! Why not.)

Gustaf's dead wife from the Dreamworld (I asked him to let her rest in piece and kill her off, but he stored her inside of me instead, apparently. Argh! She's that knife-wielding b*tch in the movie INCEPTION!)

Piece of my aunt Cyan ("I thought it would bless me," she said with such a contrite look. She knew I was stunned and hurt. But maybe she was right? She married Arnold Schwarzenegger. I gave it back to her anyway. I think she began to glow. It was good.)

Spear of Loginus (the one that killed Christ)

Cruella DeVille

All 101 Dalmatians

The Alley Cats

The Secret of NIMH's world, artifacts and characters

Nightmare and Elm Street's Freddy Krueger

Friday the 13th's Jason

Chucky

Leprechaun

Jaws

Jack Skellington

The Grinch

Whoville

the Muppets

the Dark Crystal

The characters from The Dark Crystal

the planet/world from The Dark Crystal

The Labyrinth (including the Goblin City- yes a movie was made about Gustaf's first visit there... or maybe mine?)

The Labyrinth's Goblin King

Jessica Rabbit

Roger Rabbit

Toon Town

the French farm where Gustaf and Stefan grew up, and...

the five cities Gustaf built around it, including:

A town of the best cheese in the world

A town of the best wines in the world

A town of the best chocolate in the world

Charlie's Chocolate Factory

Oompa Loompas (Sigh. I wish I was joking.)

Tower of Babel/Borsippa (The one Nebuchadnezzar rebuilt)

Tower of Babylon (The one Saddam Hussein rebuilt)

The Hogwarts train

16 John Krasinski babies

15 Benedict Cumberbatch babies

42 Bradley Cooper babies

13 Robert Downey Jr. babies (he freaked out at the number 13 but I reminded him that we'd had a few more earlier this week too)

Enormous chunks of armor

Giant metal chastity belt that accidentally fused itself into my bones (it was hell getting it out)

First confections gustaf ever made- first milkshake, flan, tiaramsu, etc

2 crucifixes (sticking out of my spine by witches)

A circus tent shoved onto my head (It fucking hurt, man)

3 big Mark Hamill/Luke Skywalker/Spider-Man babies

311 Clark babies (whoa. Did you know? His dad, the first superman, is alive! Christopher Reeve! He's been united with both of his sons, Henry and Clark, and his wife and their mother, Diane Lane, too!)

81 Viggo Mortenson/Aragorn babies

12 Chris (Otherside Chris Hemsworth) babies

12 Thor babies

11 Tom Hiddleston babies

11 Thomas Sharpe babies

Leonardo DaVinci

First Fire Engine

Bobby Darin

33 Babies of James 'Bucky' Buchanan Barnes and I

40 Babies by Cap (Captain America/Chris Evans)

12 Ryan Gosling babies

2 giant Poseidon babies poseidon

69 Mormon Jacob babies

1 baby girl from John (Zach's dad)

13 pairs of angel wings ("Just in case" said Gustaf. What the f#.)

First elevator

The Twilight Zone

Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone's host

Rod Sterling

Angel harp

Huge whirlpool

Monkey constellation

Stephan's old companion, Monkey

Rock Lobster (like I know what the f that was, but it's out, thank God)

Death Chicken's feather (I'd never heard of a 'death chicken' before they discovered its feather under one of my nails. Neither had RDJ. I got another, "Downey here. What the f***." Yeah. I didn't have an answer for the guy. I still don't. But my God, how much pain left my body when Tom removed it!!!)

Curious George

The Tortoise and the Hare

George Washington

America's Founding Fathers

The wives of America's Founding Fathers

Wicked Witch of the West (Gustaf complained, "she was pain, a PAIN, to capture!" to which I replied, "then YOU take her!" and shoved her into Gustaf. TBH, I shoved a lot of things we found into Gustaf. He could barely handle one! Three items in and he looked at me and said, "How did you---!?!?" Oh. The glare I gave him!!!)

Oz

The Wizard of Oz

The tornado from the wizard of Oz

The ruby red slippers (Oy!)

Evil vine from before the Fall in the Garden of Eden (it was wrapped around my neck, my right shoulder and down to my right hip, and it would pull tight, which caused many of my episodes and tremors on my right side)

The Babies

If you noticed, all of the babies belong to members of the Knights of the Rose. I've been pregnant with a few of their babies before. Thomas Hiddleston (super-variant of Loki/Adonis, aka Thomas Sharpe, The Night Manager) once put thousands of babies in me. Claire suggested he nearly reached a million once.

Granted, these babies are all in the Dreamworld. So they aren't all in my womb. We find them in my hair, hands, breasts, everywhere.

But when we have found them, we've always sent them to the new earth. Henry Cavill was the first to get me pregnant nearly a year ago around Christmas Day. I will never forget our heartbreak when the Lord said, "No babies." And locked down my womb, taking up our two new babies to heaven.

I didn't have any babies again until this Fall.

And then the Lord sent them all to the new earth. But not this time.

This last week, the Lord began sending the babies up to heaven. We'd built the Bridge to Heaven, and Nick and the Disciples have all been. Now the Disciples are crawling with babies. You should have heard them groan!

But the babies love Jesus.

Krasinski takes it really hard. We've lost so many cubs now (he's half angel, half werewolf). I remember the first time I became pregnant with his babies/cubs. Oh, it was torture on my body! But when the Lord said they had to leave for the new earth!? John Krasinski was with me in the car through our link/Nick. And I will never, ever, ever forget the look on his face. Never. He was devastated.

Thankfully the Lord did things differently on Friday (December 6, 2024). This time, before the babies went up to heaven, the Lord let the fathers say goodbye first.

Oh! How Krasinski jumped on me! So fast! He laid down on the bed next to me, wrapping himself around my whole body with his head on the side of my tummy. And then Krasinski began talking to our babies.

And you know what? The pain went away. The babies stopped fighting. I was in absolute awe.

He kissed each one of them, told them he loved them, that we loved them and then let Jesus take them.

The other Knights followed suit, and each time I could tell where their babies were on me because a tremorous pain would suddenly calm and a beautiful hum - like music - would suddenly lift up from where the Knight's children were.

Other Bad Things

We also discovered a piece of my heart had been removed and sold off to fucking Jabba the Hut. He sold it off. And instead of tracing it, I just asked the Lord to put it back in, no matter where it now was. And he did. I felt a lot better. (And it explains why they found a large tear in my heart a few weeks ago. Jesus healed it.)

Also, we discovered I'd lost part of my skull in the accidents, so my brain was being squeezed tight. Not only that, but when the wizards put my skull back together in one of the worst accidents, they made a giant mistake. Claire found a huge sharp ridge jutting into my brain running inside my head from where they sealed up my skull!

Maaaan.... my migraines deeply diminished when 1) the Tree of Good and Evil was removed 2) along with a fruit of its that fell into my brain along the way, and 3) when Claire expanded my skull upward and gave my brain the room it's supposed to have and finally 4) shaved down the sharp ridge along the top inside of my skull.

They did all this in one sitting when the Knights began checking my head. Yeah. (Let's not talk about everything they discovered in my ears. Jesus, Joseph and Moses.)

After a Week

I think this list only covers two days worth of removals - maybe two and a half. I didn't start taking notes until the last day, to be honest. But I will tell you this - after a full week of removals - my health has definitely improved, especially with the removal of certain items, like the Wicked Witch from Oz, both Towers of Babylon, the chunks of armor buried in flesh and bone, the primordial evil vine and the Tree of Good and Evil, etc.

Aftermath

I'm sure there's more to be removed, but we have more out than there is in. But the last removal came with serious consequences.

The last thing to be removed was the evil primordial vine. It caused such convulsions and screams that Nick lost it and called the muggle world for help. Oh my God. That scared me. It freaked the Knights out. And I had a huge fight with Nick. We've been fighting more and more as the battles have grown worse and worse, as the end draws near.

But Jesus warned us of this ahead of time. We knew this testing was coming. And in the end, we fight because we want to save the other from harm. I mean, Nick called the muggle world because he couldn't stand to see me convulse so much.

And in the end, he let Thor through and Thor ripped all of the vine out of me. And all the convulsing stopped. And what a difference it's made. Movement I could never do without it starting an episode before? I can do them now. It's remarkable.

Big Events in the Background

In the middle of all these removals, other things have been happening that we really didn't think much about.

For example, Death came by and asked for the Pacific Ocean's dead. "What do I need them for?" I asked Death. "Lord?" I asked next. "Can I release them to Death?" The Lord said, "Yes."

"You want the Atlantic Ocean's dead too?" I asked Death. And Death was shocked.

"He isn't used to working with someone so amiable," the Lord said. Oh great. Even Death likes me.

Sigh.

My point? That little interaction was a blip on the screen compared to a long week of terrifying reels containing my writhing screams as creatures, cities and demons were ripped out of me. But combine that with another blip on the screen? The beast that came out of the Abyss. (I was like, "Oh. Yeah. Arthur faced him the last time. Arthur!!!" "YES!!! I WAS REBORN FOR THIS TIME!!!" And off he went. He took the female Knights of the Apocalypse with him, along with his Knights of the Round Table.)

Yeah. All of that is mentioned at the end of Chapter 19 in the Book of Revelation. Just a couple of years ago when another of its prophecies came true, I literally said, "I'm going to go look up Revelation 19 to see what happens next."

I did. But then I promptly forgot. Had I kept reading it over and over again, I would've been prepared for the Knights and learning that I was the Bride of Christ... and I would've been ready for Jesus' hitting on me. God... did you see what He sent me today!?

Jesus is cupping my breast in that first one, right? Copping a feel!?

Yeah! And that's tame!

He just sent me these the other day!!! My jaw hit the floor.

I mean, Jesus has roped me up and cuffed me in the Dreamworld. We have one hell of a sex life over there. But... I don't know. It's weird when he brings it here! Into the physical world! I always blush. I don't expect it.

For reference, that's stuff the Knights send me. But the more scandalous Knights, you know?

Take Alexander Skarsgard (Alex, Mr. X, Dracula, Eric Northman, Stefan Salvatore). Gustaf says that 50 Shades of Grey was inspired by one of my lovelines with Alex. The man can - no lie - orgasm more than 20 times during one lovemaking session.

We know. We counted. We were trying to see if we could beat Jerry and Liz's record. But no. We were never able to. I wore out. But when I get my new body!!! The challenge is on!!!

Anyway. This is what Alex sent me tonight:

And I have to say, I think Jesus out-sexed him! Alex! O - M - G!

I can't say the End Times are going exactly as I expected.

Silver Lining

Zach and Lemon got married on Friday (December 6) - the day the vine was ripped out of me. They married about an hour later.

They say that Lemon and Zach both glowed so brightly, that their marriage was like looking into the Sun.

*happy happy sigh*

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I love you guys. Thanks you for joining me on this great adventure of mine. I don't know why the churches insist on painting a life with Christ as boring... but one thing is for sure. Life walking with Him?

Never boring.

[strunmah-mah]

Supergirl: Th Woman of Tomorrow

Superboy: The Man of Tomorrow

Why do they both do that? Why do both Conner and Kara have subtitles that acknowledge them as adults, but continue to use names that denote them as children?

Let Kara be Superwoman. There's 3 Supermen, she can share Superwoman with Lana, whose barely using the title anyway.

Let Conner be, well not Superman like I said there's already 3 and I'm not sure he wants the name anymore anyway. But certainly not Superboy anymore. Perhaps, Supernova.

[mamawasatesttube]

superspotting!

T | 12k | written for @superfamilyweek day 1: "it's a bird! it's a plane!"

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Supernova, trying to process some issues, as seen through the eyes of Metropolitan social media?

[Partial transcript of Justice League Watchtower security room logs, redirected from a Hubble Space Telescope transmission to the Moon.]

[…]

GREEN LANTERN: Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen him pulverize an asteroid in a rage since… huh, since Lex won the election.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Hmm. Yes. But I haven’t heard any news about a topic likely to set him off, at least that I am aware of. I wonder what upset him.

GREEN LANTERN: Yeah, no idea. Maybe he’s just having a rough day?

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: …I don’t think a rough day is enough to make Superman beat an asteroid into dust.

GREEN LANTERN: Uh, yeah, I mean… maybe it was a really, really, really rough day. Like, one of those days where you spill coffee on your white shirt before a big job interview, and you’re stuck in traffic ‘cuz you were trying to drink coffee on the go ‘cuz you woke up late, and then some idiot wannabe supervillain blows up the ramp you needed to take, and it’s not even a big name guy your boss would accept as a real excuse, and… now that I’m saying all this, I’m realizing that, like, none of it applies to Big Blue.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Hmm. Indeed. Although… well, I am not sure.

GREEN LANTERN: Yeah, I dunno, it’s Superman! He doesn’t lose his cool easy. Hope everything’s okay…

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: If not, we will probably know soon.

GREEN LANTERN: Hey, at least he hasn’t cracked any moons in half this time!

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: …Hm.

GREEN LANTERN: Oh, come on, it was a joke. Don’t look at me like that. I just meant—remember when Lex won the election, and…

[…]

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