#well see how this goes

[greenbunny7]

Murder Mystery at Mcgucket Mansion (or MMMM for short)

It was that time of year again, and Mcgucket was throwing the biggest, baddest, most out of this world party ever!

Somehow, Ford was put in charge of the entertainment. Ford came up with a super elaborate murder Mystery/escape room

So after all the guests arrived, and the party started, all the lights went out, and when they came back on, Ford was dead, or rather, covered in jam and pretending to be dead

Dipper and Mabel were on the case. Nothing could stop the mystery twins!Something immediately stopped the mystery twins

[Dipper] Hay Grunkle Stan do you want to help solve great Uncle Ford's murder?

[Stan] Oh, I couldn't possibly. I'm just too distraught at Ford's death

[Ford] Take all the fun out of it, way don't you

[Stan] Hay, aren't you supposed to be dead

[Ford] Fine, fine *Ford goes back to pretending to be dead*

[Stan] I'll be over by the refreshments drawing my sorrows in snacks if you need me

ALIBI TIME!

Windy and her friends were vandalizing some old northwest stuff

Manly Dan was arm wrestling Jimmy snakes (who Stan was avoiding). Tyler Cutebiker was cheering them on

Pacifica was helping lazy Susan unpack raspberry pies from the greasy's diner truck for dessert

Mcgucket was... missing, although some party goers had seen him near the light switch earlier

Shandra Jimenez was reporting on Gideon's cute little suit that he was wearing to the party

Pizza Guy was running late, and by the time he got there, all the pizza was gone

Grenda and Marius were by the chocolate fountain talking about Iguanas

After a few red herrings and at least one scooby-doo-esk chase scene through all the doors and hallways of Mcgucket Mansion, there was also a pie fight at some point

Mabel comes up with an idea and headed back to the crime scene

[Mabel] Hay Grunkle Ford, who murdered you?

[Ford] *Wakeing up from a nap* Wha-oh Mabel, I can't tell you, I'm supposed to be dead

[Mabel] I already thought of that! *Mabel holds up an ouija board and a white sheet*

[Ford] Claver Girl

*Mabel put the sheet over Ford and then asked her question again, then Ford, using the ouija board, spelled out*

I d o n t k n o w

[Mabel] What do you mean you don't know?

T h e l i g h t s w e r e o u t

[Ford] Besides, I randomized it, even out of character, I don't know

[Mabel] Randomized it?

[Ford] Yes, when everyone came in, they got a ticket on one of those tickets, there was instructions on where I hid the jam

[Mabel] Wait, so you're saying if we find the ticket, we find the murderer?

[Ford] I heiley doubt the murderer still has the ticket

[Mabel] *Sigh* Another dead end... no offense

N o n e t a k e n

[Ford] Oh, I can tell you one thing that might help, the jam I prepared was strawberry, and this jam is clearly raspberry

[Mabel] Hmmm, raspberry instead of strawberry? I'll have to make a note of this

Leave who you think the murderer is and why in the comments or reblogs

thanks for reading and goodbye

[shazzbaa]

HEY SO I almost never take commissions, but Boo loves to colour and I love to ink, and we've really enjoyed collaborating in the past, so what if we combined our powers and did commissions as a team? We're opening just TWO SLOTS this month for an experimental run of this concept, and you can grab one if you submit a commission request on this google form here! (there's also a spot where you can ask to be notified if/when we open again). If you'd like some art that I've put my hands all over, here's a chance to potentially grab that!

[active-mind-15]

Since I have time while my switch is charging, I think I'll finally do some art studies I've been putting off for some KNB characters.

[danwithouttheplan]

planning on writing an instrumental song today. stay posted for if I actually follow through this time.

[jewishdainix]

This is very funny to me

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[bluewolfangel01]

I love the unhinged idea that if Mc is angry or dissapointed with the demons, that they would create a circle of salt around themselves and just stay in it

And no matter the immense combined powers that Diavolo, Barbatos, and the Brothers hold, they ain't getting past the salt circle no matter what they do

Salt is the most powerful thing in the Devildom, confirmed

[keferon]

Monster hunter au part 9

I wanted to cook a bit more fluff before I get back to drama hehe

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[nenoname]

"And now I know why! He hates me!"

[shroomerr]

Finally, my design for Mysterion!! this boy gave me so much heartache in the process of making this but its ok its all worth it for him <3

I also couldn't choose between the version with hair or without hair, so here's the one without under the cut (+ my initial drafts for his design):

[silentheiss]

Shen Yuan is not a parent. He’s lazy, he’s a shut-in, he barely has a job. His parents pay for everything he owns. Plus, he’s not even thirty! Children can’t raise children!

All of this, though, doesn’t change the fact that there’s a mean little six year old sleeping in his apartment at least four nights a week.

“Yuan-ge, did you know young children sometimes die of hunger? Like, in poor countries. They don’t have food, so they die. Of hunger.” Shi Hai says, blinking up at him from where she’s sitting on the floor by the low table, dragging her chopsticks through the noodles in her take out container.

“Yes.” Shen Yuan answers distractedly. They’re watching the second episode of Love Game in Eastern Fantasy, and it’s kind of good. “Why?”

“I think I might chose that over this stink.”

“Ay, don’t be rude!” Shen Yuan gasps, turning to look at the girl fully. Her bangs are getting too long, falling past her eyebrows. They’ll have to get it cut soon. “I thought you liked that?”

“It’s better than beer.” Shi Hai shrugs. “But I’d maybe like a vegetable.”

Shen Yuan swears internally. He’s not equipped to do that. He should call Child Protection Services or something. They will contact the police, arrest Shi Wen, for some time at least, until her father gets her out of jail and back into the big, alcohol-filled apartment. And they will find a better home for Shi Hai. The one with actual adults, who can feed a child. Yes, he should do that.

He will.

“There’s a bell pepper in your noodles.” Shen Yuan mumbles. “Finish up, it’s time for a bath. You have school tomorrow.”

Shi Hai sighs.

“No.” Shen Yuan says, knowing well where this is going.

“Yuan-ge. School is ass.”

“Stop that. Kids don’t talk like that. Be cute.” Shen Yuan grumbles, turning back to the screen.

“This book is shit.” Shi Hai says in a low voice, clearly copying him. “What dumbass thought it’s worth my time. Idiot author.”

Shen Yuan throws a pillow at her.

“I don’t swear that much.” He says to himself.

“Uh-huh, Yuan-ge.” Shi Hai smiles. “Will you curl my hair before I go to bed? With the sock?”

“If you actually wash your hair, and not just stick your head under the water.” Shen Yuan says.

“Ugh.” Shi Hai groans. She puts her container back on the table and stomps away in the direction of the bathroom. Shen Yuan pauses his drama and gets up, too, to clean up. He’s been scolded by a child enough for one evening.

He throws away the trash, wipes the table and once he can hear the water running, he steps out of the apartment to knock on the next door to the right.

“Come on, Shi Wen.” He mumbles, when there’s no answer. “Don’t you care at all?”

Shen Yuan knocks again, louder. And again.

“I don’t think anyone’s home.”

Shen Yuan turns sharply and comes face to face with a man who, by all accounts, shouldn’t be real. He’s tall, exceedingly handsome, with long flowing hair and- he is holding a box filled with books as if it weighs nothing at all.

“She’s home.” Shen Yuan says dumbly.

The man smiles at him. Shen Yuan knocks on the door again, just for something to do.

“Neighborly visit?” The man asks, looking quite pointedly at his sweatpants and bare feet.

“Something like that.” Shen Yuan nods. “You’re moving in?”

“Yes. Luo Binghe.” The man says. “Got an apartment just down the hall.”

“Oh. Welcome, then. I’m Shen Yuan.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Shen Yuan.” Luo Binghe says. His smile is a little distracting. It looks soft, but actually isn’t.

“Nice to meet you.” Shen Yuan nods. “I-

“Yuan-ge!” Shi Hai yells. “I forgot my towel.”

“Gotta go!” Shen Yuan smiles and rushes back to his apartment.

He fetches Shi Hai’s towel, her pajamas and soft slippers. Next hour or so is spent combing her hair, oiling it and curling it onto a sock roll. If it turns out pretty, maybe she won’t make a fuss about going to school tomorrow.

Shen Yuan gets Shi Hai into his bed, reads one of his more kid-friendly novels outloud for half an hour to get her to actually fall asleep, and then goes to the guest bedroom to sleep. He tried to appoint the guest bedroom for Shi Hai, but she wouldn’t have it, and he is, apparently, a pushover when it comes to bratty kids.

Shen Yuan doesn’t think about Luo Binghe until the next morning when he drags protesting Shi Hai through the door.

“Come on, Hai Hai, the taxi is waiting.” He says.

“Schools is-”

“No! Stop that!”

“Shit, ass, poop!” Shi Hai yells.

“Fucking- Shi Hai!”

“Good morning, neighbors.” Comes a bemused voice comes from somewhere behind his back.

“Good my ass.” Shen Yuan grumbles, still tugging on Shi Hai’s hand. He turns his head briefly to see who’s day they’re ruining. “Oh, hi, Luo Binghe.”

“Yuan-ge.” Luo Binghe smiles slowly. He’s dressed in all black, leather pants and silk shirt. He looks like a model.

“He’s my Yuan-ge.” Shi Hai grunts, gripping Shen Yuan’s hand tighter. At least she’s not swearing anymore.

“You don’t seem to respect him very much, do you?” Luo Binghe asks.

“What do you know.” Shi Hai says. “Ugly.”

Luo Binghe opens his mouth, but doesn’t say anything. Shen Yuan feels like all of his blood has flown into his cheeks. Shi Hai’s looking down at the floor, clearly embarrassed but no, too little too late, little one.

“Shi Hai.” He says sternly. “I’m very disappointed right now.”

He then looks at Luo Binghe, still gaping at them.

“Luo Binghe, I’m sorry. You’re very pretty.” Shen Yuan knows his attempt at damage control is faulty, but he’s not a parent. He doesn’t know how to do that.

He sighs, locks his apartment door, and walks away with a very docile child. They’ll talk in the car, he decides.

edit: i wrote more 🙈

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62095903/chapters/158849326

[darkesttimelinesblog]

The rest of the gang: interacting with the staff and doing some community service at Abbott elementary.

Dennis Reynolds:

Reminder that this isn’t the previous time he was in a documentary.

[weevmo]

Good evening,

You'll never guess what I just posted.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60479521/chapters/156202336#workskin

Enjoy 10k more words of content.

From,

Someone actually studding to become an engineer

I ENJOYED EVERY BIT OF IT AND CAINE ESPECIALLY BUT THIS -

THIS BIT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[benevolenterrancy]

("Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this." -- paraphrased from The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket)

[demigods-posts]

they're filming season two, but i'm thinking about the potential adaption of the mount tam scene in season three. you know, the one where annabeth could apologize for pushing percy out of the way and falling off the cliff in his place, and how she knows that sounds terrible but they didn't have time for another plan and she didn't want to lose him that way. but percy just engulfs her in a hug because he's so relieved that she's safe now and everything else be damned. and annabeth doesn't understand why he's snickering to himself after that last statement, but she melts into the hug anyway because she missed him. and thalia and grover stand in the background happy for their friends on the outside but internally mortified, because their friends are definitely falling for each other but fate may not allow them to see it through.

[livingincolorsagain]

i can’t believe it’s not buck dragging eddie to his dates with tommy, but actually buck dragging tommy to his dates with eddie. what is this show