#danblab

[danwithouttheplan]

Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

[danwithouttheplan]

People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

[danwithouttheplan]

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

[danwithouttheplan]

sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

[danwithouttheplan]

My charge attack doesn't even gather a ball of brightly colored energy. It's completely invisible.

[danwithouttheplan]

Oh, you're going to "block" me? Oohg augh I am being compressed into a shape containing 6 equal sides with 8 orthogonal vertices.

[danwithouttheplan]

beating the meat allegations

[danwithouttheplan]

I'm the one at the band-aid factory in charge of kissing each bandage before it gets packaged up.

[danwithouttheplan]

Gonna start writing loading screen tips on my whiteboard at work.

[danwithouttheplan]

World's best Call of Duty player closes his eyes and "feels the game" through the trackpad on his 2016 Dell laptop.

[danwithouttheplan]

Garlic and potatoes are freaks. You leave 'em alone for a bit and they'll start to grow their weird little tendrils.

[danwithouttheplan]

Please wait, do not remove card.

Please wait. Do not remove card.

Please. Wait. Do. Not. Remove. Card.

PLEASE WAIT. DO NOT. REMOVE CARD.

... ... ...

approved

... ... ...

REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD

[danwithouttheplan]

behold, my gar field *gestures to a lake*

[danwithouttheplan]

I'm going to save you as a PDF, and whatever happens to you after that is between you and the god residing in the cpu of my computer

[danwithouttheplan]

*leans in and whispers* your health bar is showing

[danwithouttheplan]

What's with this innate fear of discarding worn and torn undergarments? "What if I need this sock with 5 holes in it that I haven't worn in 4 years?" You won't. You won't.