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Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.
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People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."
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I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.
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sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*
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I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie
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slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them
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my 2d girlfriend jpegged me last night
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don't wash your white text posts with red socks
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Already on level 17 of the grocery store season pass.
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Oh, you're going to "block" me? Oohg augh I am being compressed into a shape containing 6 equal sides with 8 orthogonal vertices.
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beating the meat allegations
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I'm the one at the band-aid factory in charge of kissing each bandage before it gets packaged up.
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Press Ⓐ to clamber over the shelves in the grocery store.
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Gonna start writing loading screen tips on my whiteboard at work.
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World's best Call of Duty player closes his eyes and "feels the game" through the trackpad on his 2016 Dell laptop.
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Please wait, do not remove card.
Please wait. Do not remove card.
Please. Wait. Do. Not. Remove. Card.
PLEASE WAIT. DO NOT. REMOVE CARD.
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REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD
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