#danblab

[danwithouttheplan]

Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

[danwithouttheplan]

People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

[danwithouttheplan]

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

[danwithouttheplan]

sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

[danwithouttheplan]

I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie

[danwithouttheplan]

slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them

[danwithouttheplan]

my 2d girlfriend jpegged me last night

[danwithouttheplan]

don't wash your white text posts with red socks

[danwithouttheplan]

Already on level 17 of the grocery store season pass.

[danwithouttheplan]

Oh, you're going to "block" me? Oohg augh I am being compressed into a shape containing 6 equal sides with 8 orthogonal vertices.

[danwithouttheplan]

beating the meat allegations

[danwithouttheplan]

I'm the one at the band-aid factory in charge of kissing each bandage before it gets packaged up.

[danwithouttheplan]

Press Ⓐ to clamber over the shelves in the grocery store.

[danwithouttheplan]

World's best Call of Duty player closes his eyes and "feels the game" through the trackpad on his 2016 Dell laptop.

[danwithouttheplan]

Please wait, do not remove card.

Please wait. Do not remove card.

Please. Wait. Do. Not. Remove. Card.

PLEASE WAIT. DO NOT. REMOVE CARD.

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[danwithouttheplan]

behold, my gar field *gestures to a lake*